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Despite your reputation as a Dark Lord, you have a strict moral code. So when a young girl showing signs of abuse wandered into your realm, you took her in. Now the neighboring kingdom is acusing you of kidnapping their princess. You have to choose between returning her to her abusors or war.

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“ So if I can carry it it’s mine?” “ That would be the agreement. Anything in the entire gladiator pit! A special one time deal~” Orion considers this very seriously. He’d been down here on a dare. Purchased a ticket into the arena and he’d been amazed and horrified by the spectacles within. Now with his stroke of luck, he’d managed to win some sort of raffle. The Archivist rocks on his pedes unsurely. There’s weapons, mods, all sorts of things littered about for him to chose from. There’s a few gladiators watching the proceedings even. One of them was the one he was so impressed by earlier… Orion thinks he looks bored, and angry that he’s even where he is. Which gives the Historian a delightful idea. Orion’s optics brighten a little, regarding the Consul of the Pit,” So anything that I can physically lift and carry out is mine. Regardless of what it is?” The mech looks irritated,” Look youngling. Pick something, see if you can carry it and get.” Orion lifts his servos, smiling sheepishly,” I was just confirming.” Then he strides to the hard edged silver mech,” I apologize in advance for this.” The red optics widen, and he sneers,” For wha-!” He ends on a rather undignified note, servos up, balanced delicately and seemingly effortlessly in red and blue arms. The consul is staring, every mech is staring really. Orion nearly bounces towards the scarred mech,” I can carry it. So it’s mine. Thank you very much for this!” The consul’s mouth forms make shapes but no sound escapes. Orion’s helm barely reached Megatronus’ spark are. The consul steps aside, and Orion walks past happily. If the little mech can lift a gladiator of his size and weight he’s not going to tell him no. Orion smiles at the bigger mech in his arms who seems flustered,” …I think we’re going to get along very much. I’m Orion Pax. And I look forward to getting to know you Megatronus.”

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We need a holiday to go between the Ides of March and St. Patty's day, so we can get a 4 holiday run of Pi Day, the Ides, New Unnamed Holiday, and St.Patty's

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canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

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they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

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Do you have enough love in your heart To go and get your hands dirty? It isn’t that much, but it’s a good start So go and get your hands dirty 

dirty, grandson

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🙈 this strain is called "yugioh deck" 🤪 you'll be zonked out of your gourd ☠️

me: yeah whatever, I don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw into the shadow realm

my buddy Atem, pacing: the heart of the cards is lying to us

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soon as my fangs & antlers grow in and i learn how to open all seven of my eyes at once it’s over for u hoes

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Life Story

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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

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happy Ides of March to all who celebrate (:

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I recently told a friend who is not on tumblr about the ides of March. And they asked how do we celebrate? Is there a chosen "Cesar" account we all "stab"? Does admin pick a blog randomly or something?

And I had to inform them they highly overestimate how organized tumblr is and underestimate how much fun is there in the chaos.

"Admin", pffft