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the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Tbh since I experienced Big Drink when visiting my beloved @nikkistrations, and have seen most of them are, in fact, at minimum 70% ice,

I absolutely get the love of Big Drink.

Also, drinking a litre of coke in one sitting may sound insane if you are used to sitting down in a place for a meal that might last an hour or less, but America is so BIG. And it is A LOT of driving. Like, I didn't know just how MUCH driving there actually is

So a litre of a drink you like is way smarter to have on hand and just sip as you're going around, than stopping every time you feel a bit thirsty, buying something cheap(er) you kinda like, only for it to be ⅓ of the price of Big Drink you like, that you can sip throughout the day.

So this... Is really just a cultural thing, and it now makes sense why everyone loves Iced Big Drink.

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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I’m curious who this reaches and what the results will be

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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Mister Rogers

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realizations

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I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

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I've been scream laughing at this for several days

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Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

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[id: a two panel comic featuring toriel and frisk from undertale. frisk is facing away from the viewer and towards toriel, who says "remember my child, it is always best not to hurt others. wait." the second panel is a close up of toriel holding out a copy of the mob psycho 100 manga. she says "take this with you." end id]

an homage

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sure, whatever

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wait am i a fucking life blogger

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