#just give me coffee

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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[the-kwamii-baadge]

I should maybe figure out what the hell I'm even doing with this page.

I should maybe figure out what the hell I'm even doing with my fan fic.

I should maybe figure out what the hell I'm even doing.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Who is this sassy lost child?

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[a-lone-echoviolet]

Yes

Yes this is a good way to spend the new years

No seriously this was funny and fun to make😭

Cross: I haven't slept in forty eight hours

Dust: Sixty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia

Error: Idiot, it's been seventy for me. I'm going for an even three days

Dream: You guys are terrifying

[blueberrymilkcookie]

have to leave in like an hour for the torture labyrinth (24h of flights back home) take this doodle bye

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

i think one of the biggest scams i've seen in my lifetime is the idea that it looks better to have to have all matching mugs, preferably that match your dishes

reblog and tell me about your coffee mug

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y’all imagine sending one of those things where a girl texts her man about having a bad day or wanting coffee or something and he replies by sending her an insane amount of money (like $100+) to eddie, and just being like “why don’t you ever do this for me? 😐” as a joke

and then the man just sends you one (1) fucking dollar.

and when you’re like “REALLY??? A DOLLAR???” he just goes “I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME IM BROKE”

it would become an inside joke, him randomly sending you the smallest amounts of money possible and just going “buy yourself something nice 😏” or “don’t spend this all at once baby” to be a little shit

god i love eddie munson

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.

Like they drop down and Tony is like

“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”

I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.

Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.

Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.

Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says

“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”

And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.

Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.

[desert--moonchild]

me: i think im over the break up finally, sad that it happened but fanfic is always better…

me, remembering something else stupid about it: —AND ANOTHER THING!!

[shakingparadigm]

they are sooooo cute

[danijaci]

Hypothetically, what would you guys do if I post the Alhaitham comic that I'm so oh-working hard for later? 🙏🙏🙏🙏‼️

[wonder0rb]

@bamsara I'm ready for the Joe route

[shouyuus]

"dance with me." "i don't -- i don't dance." "c'mon, just try." "i... i don't know how." "trust me and just let your body... move." // there's beauty in this too, beauty in this brutality. can't you see it? this art i've made of my body, this love i've written into my blood, my bones -- for you. // "hey. have you ever fallen in love?" "sure. once." "yeah? and then what happened?" "i dunno... the story's still ongoing, isn't it?" // in which a boxer and a ballet dancer fall in love // "touch her? trust me, buddy, you're not ready for the damage i could do."

𖥔 ultraviolet 𖥔 // rain x vi selfship

[snek-eyes]

So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.

Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:

Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:

Until Aziraphale says:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

He sure did!

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Of course you are, bud.

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro

History jokes!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲

And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)

Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄

[ennabear]

based on a conversation i had with my lyssiebooboobear @bloodstainedsapphic about sevika loving SWEET sweet coffee… sounds crazy but just hear me out. MELVIKA BELOW!!!! ⬇️

first of all, i think sevika has a huge sweet tooth. in zaun, she’d do whatever she could to get her hands on a sweet treat, like a sticky bun or a fruit. so when she moved to piltover and found that these things were everyday snacks instead of delicacies, she was thrilled. mel quickly caught on to this, and would sneak her little slices of cake after dinner or candies to keep in her pocket whenever she needed something sweet in her mouth and mel wasn’t available.

so when she found out coffee could be that way too? her world was flipped upside down. she was so used to drinking it dark and bitter, but now that she had access to cream and sugar every day, it turned into something more. she’d experiment with adding flavors like vanilla or lavender, eventually adding sweet cream and caramel on top, until she was chugging straight sugar and caffeine.

and it kept her awake.

all of the late nights she stayed up signing papers and filing them again, papercuts littering her fingers, her sweet drinks kept her awake long enough to crawl into bed next to her sleeping beauty instead of passing out at the desk.

“you’re really gonna go out with that?” mel asked one morning before their weekly errand run.

“yeah… is there a problem?” sevika huffed.

“my love, is there even any coffee in that? it looks like straight milk and sugar.”

“there’s a little, yeah. why would i drink something that tastes burnt?”

mel just laughs and places a firm kiss on each of her cheeks, mumbling something about her being such a cutie.

her colleagues constantly mistake her for someone who enjoys black coffee, and that’s not too wrong— she does enjoy the nostalgia, the taste bringing her back to early mornings in zaun— but only her and mel know what she really prefers, especially when she’s handed a steaming paper cup full of black coffee. from across the council room, mel notices her face scrunch up with every sip she tastes, mentally complaining about the blunt, bittersweet flavor. she chuckles to herself, but sevika notices and shoots her an annoyed glare.

every day after that, mel prepares her coffee for her just how she likes, putting it in a thick to-go cup to conceal the fact that it’s not, in fact, black coffee. she drizzles caramel in, a few pumps of vanilla, raspberry, and coconut, extra scoops of sugar, lots of milk, and a shot of espresso. when she hands it out to sevika, a questioning look falls over her face. mel assures her that it’s exactly how she likes it, just in a different cup so she can save face around the other council members who have a more mature palate than her.

sevika sips it skeptically, and upon realizing that mel was telling the truth, tackles her to the ground and absolutely smothers her with kisses. most of the drink gets spilled across the floor as sevika smooches all over mel’s face, but neither of them complain. as long as sevika gets her sweet drinks, and mel gets her sweet kisses, they’re both happy.

[laurrelise]

the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms