#i’m such a dumbass LMFAO

[laurrelise]

the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms

[malone-fanart]

ok just a dumb lil comic. this has been on my mind since watching the movie lmao 💀

[otrtbs]

oh there’s no way in hell i just saw a tiktoker make a .3 second video w the troppiest trope of all time saying “and no u can’t write this” some of yall are insecure AND insane and so so so out of touch

[lostinw0nderlandd]

The LOTR & Harry Potter movies will forever be my comfort movies 🍿

[lesbianlenas]

there is this one girl in my class and she is so beautiful i wish it was possible for girls to love other girls in a romantic way 😔

[twistedappletree]

I WANNA SCREAM WITH EVERYONE IN THE KCD2 TAG SO BAD BUT I DONT WANNA SPOIL THE HANSRY KISS AKANAKJSAKJAS

[nancythebisexualslutwheeler]

So 2yrs ago I was writing a twilight fic and Bella got a blood pregnancy test and this person commented hella rude like “no one gets blood pregnancy tests anymore x y z” and here I am waiting for my appt for a blood pregnancy test 😮‍💨

[radiaking]

I think coop would be deeply sad if he fell in love with a synth bc he couldn’t grow old with them, and he IS aware of the hypocrisy? (Idk if that’s the exact word i mean but it’s not wrong….) in that seeing as HE doesn’t get older anyway. But like he’s not INTERESTED in living forever. He’s only gone on as long as he has for the hope of finding his daughter and no other reason. He would happily live a long life alongside someone who ages and happily euthanize himself after their passing. He’s not looking for immortality…..

[iconoplastic]

One of my favorite things is when doctors ask if I have a degree or work in the medical field and I get to be like “nope this is just me, my high school diploma and a computer.”

[crmsndragonwngss]

Thinking about the time I got into an argument on Twitter with the frontman of Avenged Sevenfold over his idea to crowdfund the purchase of Vinnie Paul Abbott’s house with cryptocurrency

[deadsetobsessions]

PLEASE. THIS IS ACTUALLY GOLDEN.

[kavehayati]

Oh uhm apparently I need to come out to yall that although I’m fully Arab and have Arab genes and have an arabic name or whatever the hell I’m actually a basic white girl cause I have a lighter complexion oops should’ve disclosed that earlier !

[goodnightngoth]

“women can’t drive” then why does my insurance cost less than yours does chad?

[sugaryalpacas]

thinking about the quote where Jim Cary’s character is like “being gay is expensive” bc I recently acquired/rekindled new gay person hobbies -> crocheting and cosplaying. However,,,, it is sapping my wallet LMAO

[bibleofficial]

i want to call my mother & tell her abt the fact that i’m Being Hunted but she don’t know my crazy like that

[jinxviolets]

my friend has a private ig account but still only posts memes to her close friends story and i’m like. damn. what must that be like to not want people to see the stupid shit you share at all times? couldn’t be me