#i’m such a dumbass LMFAO
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laurrelise · 2 months ago
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the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms
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Hey, Hunter!
Aside from the chronic back pain, what other long lasting symptoms did you have from the Rot, if any?
((Okay! So my attempt to answer this somehow developed into a rant about Hunter’s characterization so… here you go lol.))
So I have to answer this on Hunter’s behalf, because part of his character is that he doesn’t like to admit any sort of weakness. Apart from chronic pain, I essentially just gave him the symptoms of low iron. He gets light headed and dizzy, and he is often tired or low energy. 
Hunter has this mindset that being weak, or showing weakness makes you useless. (I wonder what could have possibly made him develop that way of thinking. Surely nothing to do with the way he was raised and treated growing up.) Keep in mind, Hunter’s very logical logic only applies to him. He wouldn’t judge Survivor for not being strong, Hunter just has unhealthy expectations of himself that definitely aren’t realistic anymore with his post-rot symptoms, and were never actually that realistic to begin with.
He has a habit of ignoring his own symptoms, and pretending to be perfectly fine when he isn’t. He’d never admit it if his chronic pain is making it difficult for him to function properly. 
(His physical health is one thing, but don’t even get me started on how Hunter views his mental health lmao.)
Uhhh anyways bonus light headed/dizzy Hunter:
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alaskan-wallflower · 3 months ago
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the only thing that’s gonna keep me from killing my self when the school year starts is the outsiders musical awaiting me
(excuse the rant in the tags 😭)
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lostinw0nderlandd · 11 months ago
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The LOTR & Harry Potter movies will forever be my comfort movies 🍿
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bibleofficial · 19 days ago
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it needs to become acceptable to end emails w ‘please kill yourself. thank you, [name]’
#stream#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA#the way i’m going to kill my utilities provider#QUIT CHARGING ME FOR THE FUCKING BUILDING IM IN 1 FLAT !!!!!!!!!!#I DONT EVEN HAVE GAS IN HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!#ITS 26 SQUARE METERS !!!!!!!! 270 SQUARE FEET !!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL !!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT SPENDING 268£ IN ELECTIRICTY AND GAS A MONTH !!!!!!!!!!#I DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#EVRRYTHING IS ELECTRIC WHY ARE U BILLING ME FOR THIS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!#‘we can’t see what we charge u exactly but be advised that there are cancelation fees’ like ok ? girl i literally just pulled the cash from#the bank account associated like ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLA#KEEP SENDING THOSE BILLS THEY AINT BEIN PAYED BY ME#IVE PAYED YALL LIKE 13 MONTHS WORTH ALREADY YALL CAN KILL YOURSELVES#FUCKING 550 QUID IN 2 MONTHS TF I SHOULD ACTUALLY BE PAYING LIKE 60£ TOTAL MAX A MONTH BRO ???????????#like do they rly think i’m just going to continue paying that#‘u SiGnEd ThE cOnTrAcT’ & U QUOTED ME THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER U CHARGING ME FOR A HOUSE IM IN A FLAT SO CONTRACT VOID DUMBASS#THE FIRST EMAIL U SENT SAID I WAS PAYIN GAS & WATER & I CORRECTED U & U AGREED THEN SAY ‘u can’t cancel’ like#making me laugh but ur doin my head in#like the way the electricity is set up here w this scumbag landlord they could just cut electricity to this flat & id still have working#electricity ALSKALSKAKKSKKSLAKALAKSLAKA#like ……..#i’m willing to pay bc i’m trying to live like a legal resident#but i’m just#not#like i even said ‘if u can’t cut electricity from my bill from now on without voiding the contract then void the contract & take the#cancellation fee from the extortionate amount i’ve alrdy payed#they haven’t responded so they’ll respond tomorrow#iF THEY KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR EM LMFAO#i can’t wait for the email to come saying ‘we tried to bill u but it didn’t go through :(‘ like#it’s bc i’m not paying u i even said ‘not one pence more will be sent to yall until this is sorted’ like ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA TRY IT
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lesbiansanemi · 9 months ago
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I should be getting paid to deal with this bullshit
#fandom lesbophobia and misogyny tied in with the PETTIEST discord drama blown so far out of proportion. dawg…#‘pls explain idk how we were lesbophobic uwu’#idk you attacked a bunch of sapphics and said they were transphobic and biphobic which then spiraled into spreading rumors about them being#abusive and alcoholics and calling them slurs#because they made ‘I hate men’ jokes and didn’t like your dumbass m/f ships and headcanoned a character a lesbian lmfao#also because one of them was supposedly transphobic on a VC but the apparent victim doesn’t even remember it like LMFAO?????#which is crazy considering most of them are not cis and are also bi themselves lmfao#which I EXPLAINED#but it’s still ‘idk how we were lesbophobic a day misogynistic pls explain’#I’m killing myself this is so stupid#like do you think I’m dumb. do you think I’m stupid#this is batshit#this is why I don’t do fandom discord servers yall are insaaaaaane#idk what’s worse#if this was done knowingly and we’re just playing dumb#or if we actually ARE this dumb and don’t think any of this was rooted in lesbophobia#which had been perpetuated SO hard in the more standard fandom lesbophobia and misogyny ways#not to mention the transmisogyny but I won’t get into that…. lmao#anyways#every day I wake up to more DMs and I want to SCREAM#I just wanna peacefully go into work and live my life man it is NOT my job to coddle you#because you got caught being shitty lmfao#fuck off#kaz rambles
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fur-claws-and-eyeballs · 7 months ago
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Me, the dumbass that has had a menstrual cycle roughly 12 times a year every year for the past 20 years:
“Why in the world could I possibly have been hot flashing for two days?!”
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kuroosdarling · 2 years ago
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pretty sure i walked past my soulmate today
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So 2yrs ago I was writing a twilight fic and Bella got a blood pregnancy test and this person commented hella rude like “no one gets blood pregnancy tests anymore x y z” and here I am waiting for my appt for a blood pregnancy test 😮‍💨
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crybaby-bkg · 2 years ago
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good lord, reading while not being in a high stressed and panicked mindset really does do wonders for collecting accurate information lmfao
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deadsetobsessions · 8 months ago
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PLEASE. THIS IS ACTUALLY GOLDEN.
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kavehater · 3 months ago
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Oh uhm apparently I need to come out to yall that although I’m fully Arab and have Arab genes and have an arabic name or whatever the hell I’m actually a basic white girl cause I have a lighter complexion oops should’ve disclosed that earlier !
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saturdaynighttit · 3 months ago
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“women can’t drive” then why does my insurance cost less than yours does chad?
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sugaryalpacas · 4 months ago
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thinking about the quote where Jim Cary’s character is like “being gay is expensive” bc I recently acquired/rekindled new gay person hobbies -> crocheting and cosplaying. However,,,, it is sapping my wallet LMAO
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bibleofficial · 3 months ago
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i want to call my mother & tell her abt the fact that i’m Being Hunted but she don’t know my crazy like that
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userastarion · 1 year ago
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my friend has a private ig account but still only posts memes to her close friends story and i’m like. damn. what must that be like to not want people to see the stupid shit you share at all times? couldn’t be me
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