#i’m such a dumbass LMFAO
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the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms
#no coffee!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!! god whatever will he do#picture this an entity comes up to eat him or infect him or whatever tf they do i can’t remember#and he just blinks around#he just confuses every being he comes into contact with until it gives up#i’m such a dumbass LMFAO#deadass thinking about doodling five in the backrooms though#me when my two hyperfixations come together#the backrooms 🤝 five hargreeves / the umbrella academy#anyways this is so stupid but i thought it was funny#do not think too hard about this. i’m just being silly. let me be please#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#tua five#tua edit#tua fandom
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Hey, Hunter!
Aside from the chronic back pain, what other long lasting symptoms did you have from the Rot, if any?
((Okay! So my attempt to answer this somehow developed into a rant about Hunter’s characterization so… here you go lol.))
So I have to answer this on Hunter’s behalf, because part of his character is that he doesn’t like to admit any sort of weakness. Apart from chronic pain, I essentially just gave him the symptoms of low iron. He gets light headed and dizzy, and he is often tired or low energy.
Hunter has this mindset that being weak, or showing weakness makes you useless. (I wonder what could have possibly made him develop that way of thinking. Surely nothing to do with the way he was raised and treated growing up.) Keep in mind, Hunter’s very logical logic only applies to him. He wouldn’t judge Survivor for not being strong, Hunter just has unhealthy expectations of himself that definitely aren’t realistic anymore with his post-rot symptoms, and were never actually that realistic to begin with.
He has a habit of ignoring his own symptoms, and pretending to be perfectly fine when he isn’t. He’d never admit it if his chronic pain is making it difficult for him to function properly.
(His physical health is one thing, but don’t even get me started on how Hunter views his mental health lmao.)
Uhhh anyways bonus light headed/dizzy Hunter:
#Rw siblings au#Rw Hunter#Me when I PROJECT#I have low iron#I also feel genuine fear/panic when I hear the word ‘whining’ lmfao#Noooooo I’m not weak at all#Let me go for this run even though I’m light headed because I don’t want anyone to think I’m trying to get out of running#And then why don’t I faint on the road like a dumbass#But hey at least nobody accused me of making my condition up for attention or something#Like I’m scared they would have if I’d tried to sit out of the run#Haters (my parents) be like:#“Stop whining! Suck it up! You’re being dramatic!” 😡😡😡#And then I faint and suddenly my mom’s all:#“Why don’t you ever take care of yourself???” 🥺🥺🥺 “if you were light headed you should have told somebody!!!” 🥺🥺🥺#Like UGHHHH shut up it’s your fault I’m like this#I’m gonna shut up now I just realized I’ve been venting in the tags lmfao#Anyways I love projecting on the sillies#Gotta be one of my favourite hobbies
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the only thing that’s gonna keep me from killing my self when the school year starts is the outsiders musical awaiting me
(excuse the rant in the tags 😭)
#cw sui joke#im like half kidding#dumbass is taking college physics and college history and honors trig and honors english in the same year#along with choir sculpting drawing and gym#also college spanish#i’m taking my seal of biliteracy test this year too#and i’m doing this with no lunch or periods off#i think im doing it to prove im better than my brother#that sounds twisted#i guess overworking myself will keep me occupied though?#it’ll be worth it when i have an easy senior year (i won’t im gonna overwork myself again next year)#i still haven’t done my summer hw#oops#butbyeah i’m gonna become a lot less active come september mb#anyway a114 gonna be awaiting for my burnt out ass#i might actually have a mental breakdown at the show#i’m being serious like idk why i do this to myself#oh and i have to start looking at colleges#woohoo#im being serious idk if im gonna make it to senior year lmfao#well see#(i’ll make it dw)#everything is a joke i swear#anyway#i’m alright guys dw
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The LOTR & Harry Potter movies will forever be my comfort movies 🍿
#personal.#the dumbass thoughts I have#lotr#Harry Potter#I’m watching the extended version of the fellowship of the ring rn and ugh I have loved these movies forever#since I was a child#like who would I be without these movies#nobody lit#lmfao#😂🖤#forever faves#one does not simply walk into Mordor#why are Legolas and Aragon so 🤤🤤🤤#like unffffffffffff#hahahah just ignore my dumbass#FRODOOOOOO#samwise gamgee#my whole heart
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it needs to become acceptable to end emails w ‘please kill yourself. thank you, [name]’
#stream#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA#the way i’m going to kill my utilities provider#QUIT CHARGING ME FOR THE FUCKING BUILDING IM IN 1 FLAT !!!!!!!!!!#I DONT EVEN HAVE GAS IN HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!#ITS 26 SQUARE METERS !!!!!!!! 270 SQUARE FEET !!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL !!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT SPENDING 268£ IN ELECTIRICTY AND GAS A MONTH !!!!!!!!!!#I DONT EVEN HAVE FUCKING GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#EVRRYTHING IS ELECTRIC WHY ARE U BILLING ME FOR THIS SHIT !!!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!#‘we can’t see what we charge u exactly but be advised that there are cancelation fees’ like ok ? girl i literally just pulled the cash from#the bank account associated like ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLA#KEEP SENDING THOSE BILLS THEY AINT BEIN PAYED BY ME#IVE PAYED YALL LIKE 13 MONTHS WORTH ALREADY YALL CAN KILL YOURSELVES#FUCKING 550 QUID IN 2 MONTHS TF I SHOULD ACTUALLY BE PAYING LIKE 60£ TOTAL MAX A MONTH BRO ???????????#like do they rly think i’m just going to continue paying that#‘u SiGnEd ThE cOnTrAcT’ & U QUOTED ME THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER U CHARGING ME FOR A HOUSE IM IN A FLAT SO CONTRACT VOID DUMBASS#THE FIRST EMAIL U SENT SAID I WAS PAYIN GAS & WATER & I CORRECTED U & U AGREED THEN SAY ‘u can’t cancel’ like#making me laugh but ur doin my head in#like the way the electricity is set up here w this scumbag landlord they could just cut electricity to this flat & id still have working#electricity ALSKALSKAKKSKKSLAKALAKSLAKA#like ……..#i’m willing to pay bc i’m trying to live like a legal resident#but i’m just#not#like i even said ‘if u can’t cut electricity from my bill from now on without voiding the contract then void the contract & take the#cancellation fee from the extortionate amount i’ve alrdy payed#they haven’t responded so they’ll respond tomorrow#iF THEY KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR EM LMFAO#i can’t wait for the email to come saying ‘we tried to bill u but it didn’t go through :(‘ like#it’s bc i’m not paying u i even said ‘not one pence more will be sent to yall until this is sorted’ like ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA TRY IT
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I should be getting paid to deal with this bullshit
#fandom lesbophobia and misogyny tied in with the PETTIEST discord drama blown so far out of proportion. dawg…#‘pls explain idk how we were lesbophobic uwu’#idk you attacked a bunch of sapphics and said they were transphobic and biphobic which then spiraled into spreading rumors about them being#abusive and alcoholics and calling them slurs#because they made ‘I hate men’ jokes and didn’t like your dumbass m/f ships and headcanoned a character a lesbian lmfao#also because one of them was supposedly transphobic on a VC but the apparent victim doesn’t even remember it like LMFAO?????#which is crazy considering most of them are not cis and are also bi themselves lmfao#which I EXPLAINED#but it’s still ‘idk how we were lesbophobic a day misogynistic pls explain’#I’m killing myself this is so stupid#like do you think I’m dumb. do you think I’m stupid#this is batshit#this is why I don’t do fandom discord servers yall are insaaaaaane#idk what’s worse#if this was done knowingly and we’re just playing dumb#or if we actually ARE this dumb and don’t think any of this was rooted in lesbophobia#which had been perpetuated SO hard in the more standard fandom lesbophobia and misogyny ways#not to mention the transmisogyny but I won’t get into that…. lmao#anyways#every day I wake up to more DMs and I want to SCREAM#I just wanna peacefully go into work and live my life man it is NOT my job to coddle you#because you got caught being shitty lmfao#fuck off#kaz rambles
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Me, the dumbass that has had a menstrual cycle roughly 12 times a year every year for the past 20 years:
“Why in the world could I possibly have been hot flashing for two days?!”
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pretty sure i walked past my soulmate today
#i’m so mad at myself LMFAO#story time :/#so i wanted starbies for lunch bc i was craving a cake pop#and when i was walkin out and sippin on my lil iced coffee that’s when it went down#i looked up and this gorgeous woman was walking in and she looked at me n smiled and said hi#and i was like 😵💫 and just smiled at her bc i was like idk her ??#but also WAH I FELT A CONNECTION#but like my dumbass kept walking#and i’ve been thinking about it all day ;(#SOBS !!!!#she was so cute y’all :/#literally exactly my type#and was nice#and i’m a DUMBASS !!!!!#that is all#⁺. ʚ aims lore ɞ ⋆˙
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So 2yrs ago I was writing a twilight fic and Bella got a blood pregnancy test and this person commented hella rude like “no one gets blood pregnancy tests anymore x y z” and here I am waiting for my appt for a blood pregnancy test 😮💨
#ahhh I knew they were a dumbass before but now I’m just cackling#I also know this cause it popped up on my time hop not cause I remember my life Lmfao#shut up t
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good lord, reading while not being in a high stressed and panicked mindset really does do wonders for collecting accurate information lmfao
#I panicked the other night bc I was reading through my syllables for my new courses#and every class was like#‘weekly quiz and 600 pages of reading 7 hours of video watching on top of assignments and DBs’#and I was like holy fuck I’m gonna be so swamped and fail and all this other shit#so I was like fuck lemme see how many more credits i need#and my dumbass read that I needed 50+ credits for my gen ed classes and I’m like#WHAT THE FUCK that’s a shit ton on top of my actual major and minor credits I still need’#and I’ve literally been so sick about it and stressed since I saw that#but then I was like lemme look again and start preparing the classes I need with a clear mind tonight#……why the fuck did it say I needed 50+ credits IN TOTAL. like generally I needed that amount. not 50+ for gen ed classes#LMFAO IM SO MAD I STRESSED MYSELF OUT FOR NO REASON#but also fuck yeah I’m so close to the finish line ^_^#—in store chit chat! 🍫
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PLEASE. THIS IS ACTUALLY GOLDEN.
#Jason is like Tim u dumbass#dick’s got his I’m gonna kill a Super today look on#Clark’s like oh I’m fucked#and Bruce is like yeah I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner#man is resigned lolol#tim doesn’t protest kon just dropping him lmfao#tim: for a moment there I learned what it was like to fly without wires#kon at the end: ahaha I’m in danger!
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Oh uhm apparently I need to come out to yall that although I’m fully Arab and have Arab genes and have an arabic name or whatever the hell I’m actually a basic white girl cause I have a lighter complexion oops should’ve disclosed that earlier !
#uhh if this somehow finds others I’m like joking I’m 100% Arab rcta ppl found crying in a corner or something#BUT THIS IS INSPIREF BY THIS POST ON TWT WHERE THIS DUMBASS IS FIGHTING OVER THE FAVT KAVEH AND ALHAITHAM ARE WHITE MEN UHM#HOW COULD YOU SAY DUDES WITH THE NAMES الهيثم AND كاوه ARE WHITE GUYS LMFAOOOO#I LIKED THEM THE SECOND I HEARD OF THEIR EXISTENCE NOT EVEN CARING ABOUT THEIR LORE ETC CAUSE I KNEW THEY WERE MIDDLE EASTERN ESP ALHAITHAM#CAUSE HES LIKE ME + sooo close to where my hometown in iraq is (if we’re talking about the dude who inspired him LMFAO)#anyways uhhh yall are weird as hell I can’t believe ppl actually have dog shit takes like that 😬#dora daily#THE AUFACITY IS HILARIOUS
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“women can’t drive” then why does my insurance cost less than yours does chad?
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thinking about the quote where Jim Cary’s character is like “being gay is expensive” bc I recently acquired/rekindled new gay person hobbies -> crocheting and cosplaying. However,,,, it is sapping my wallet LMAO
#if you were to tell me last year that I would become fixated on Brandon Roger again like I’m in middle school#I would think you were lying LMFAO#and all because of helluva boss and hazbin hotel…#it’s got me and the homies so fucking fixated ITS BADDDDD#fuck vivzie pop and her dumbass beliefs but man… i can’t believe the voices are telling me to fixate on her shit rn
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i want to call my mother & tell her abt the fact that i’m Being Hunted but she don’t know my crazy like that
#diary#the Shadwos need to return like#STAT#girl where ARE yall im abt to die 😭😭😭#i just submitted a extenuating circumstances declaration & im kinda afraid that i’m going to get a wellness check in the morning ALSKALSKLAK#like this was a Bit Bad#maybe i Shouldn’t Have Expanded#Like Maybe I should’ve Talked abt the Shadows Here First#girl these WITHDRAWLS are HITTTTTTINGFGGGGGGGGG#headache 100000 million hundred thousand percent#i’m shitting like a fuckin measurin cup of loose bog dirt#sweating insanity#also i am Insane#yall i can barely take care of myself#self care: eating by having those meal replacement smoothies ALSKALSKALKALAKSLAKSLAKA#like yes …#better than what i would’ve been doing which is#idk what i would’ve been doing instead#literally like#juice#coffee#actually yea no it would absolutely be coffee#like that’s all i drink anyway#i literally pour coffee then i top the coffee w the replacement shake lmfao like ITS SOOOO GOOD#but i don’t mix it so it’s like#just lukewarm coffee then it becomes Shake bc i don’t have any clean utensils & my dumbass wouldn’t have remembered to bring a spoon anyway#& LIKE HELL i’d be goin back to the mf kitchen
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my friend has a private ig account but still only posts memes to her close friends story and i’m like. damn. what must that be like to not want people to see the stupid shit you share at all times? couldn’t be me
#i am out here complaining and sharing memes and pics of bands i like and shit 24/7#only the deepest darkest shit goes on close friends. we’re dumbasses on main in my house /hj#and my ig is public lmfao#i make it private when i’m applying for jobs but even then my full name isn’t on it#b:personal#text post
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