#and he just blinks around

[laurrelise]

the umbrella academy and everything is the exact same exact number five accidentally jumps forward in time into the backrooms

[valeriapryanikova]

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[waywardstation]

Pokemon Masters’ new photoshoot feature is so much fun lol

[adamsrcnan]

i know jeremy likes lying with his head in jean's lap bc then jean will start playing with his hair and i know jeremy makes little fussy noises and drags jean's hand back there when jean eventually stops or gets a little distracted. i just know it.

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

[generic-sonic-fan]

Metal Sonic being voiceless and that being played for the horror, but less in the way of "he doesn't physically have a voice box" and more in the sense that he's voiceless metaphorically.

Not only does he not possess the voice box, but he doesn't have any tools to communicate. He's never offered pen and paper. Never given the opportunity to write digital reports except with only the briefest of words. Never taught even a scrap of sign language, as crude as such a communication would be due to his lack of facial features.

If you handed him a speech generating device, would he even know what to do with it?

[eggmizel]

bc everyone in Reclaim is an animal hybrid I imagine eye contact is often perceived as hostile (or a sign of being nervous) unless you're really close with the person.

Blink tends to stare unblinkingly (due to the autism) (he was named ironically)

Troy instinctively avoids eye contact (due to the autism) but bc of his dad and being in a public position he learned to mask and make consistent eye contact

[saintshigaraki]

cooking up a sukuna + apocalypse au in my head

[insomnya777]

do you guys know that youtube dating show called the button. because i was watching it with my friend the other day bc we were bored and we were like this seems funny and i somehow got a boat boys fic idea based off of it. so if i make a fic about the button dating show will people underdtand or is it too niche

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

a surprise reboot of the show!

que the puppets fleeing while a heavy working crew fuckin snatches everyone up in nets to clean the place us

"should we muzzle sally?"

"she fuckin bit me!"

"doesnt answer the question"

"wally stole my wallet!"

"hes legally allowed to, travis."

yk what i'd really wanna see is how they wrangle the massive dog & the equally tall four-armed caterpillar. Wally would get netted and Barnaby would appear behind the person, about to ruin their entire career

[writer-room]

I've decided the only reason Lloyd, known descendant of dragons, didn't tell this to Egalt, who refuses to train non-dragons, is for the same reason he never mentioned he's the First Spinjitsu Master's grandson. It just never came up. Nobody asked him directly about it. And besides, he's only like, one-fourth dragon, so does it really count? He doesn't look like a dragon, and he has never in his life considered himself a dragon. Mentioning his ancestry to Egalt probably would've just made him look like some hotshot, or make him more annoyed. There's no need to bring up such a silly little fact. He's sure it won't be important later.

[foursaints]

it’s the office anon again your response in fueling my delusion 😭 (don’t stop) - putting them in mundane settings and letting them be - them - is so satisfying. Imagine an office birthday party. One of the most bland, neurotypical settings possible. While everyone sings happy birthday Evan stands at the back and stares unblinkingly at the person whose birthday it is. They can feel his gaze but they’re afraid to meet it. Barty hocks down like 4 slices of cake and when he tries to offer Evan some he gets a 15 minute lecture about why birthday cake is actually evil incarnate and should not be consumed by anyone ever. Barty listens to the whole thing and then proceeds to throw his own slice of cake out the window and starts making the rounds to confiscate everyone else’s bc it’s offending Evan!! And if we wanna talk about James - Barty goes for his slice and sweet, cheery, optimistic James punches him square in the fucking jaw for trying to touch his food. Evan is not watching any of this he left after he finished speaking so he could resume staring blankly at the wall of his cubicle.

rosekiller showing up to every workplace event looking like this. barty stole the entire plate of the plastic-wrapped grocery hors d'oeuvres that evan liked and they're squatting under a table in the break room, eating them together.

[arachnicas]

Now if Hobie hadn't quit and bounced before the great chase, things would have taken a much darker turn. Imagine if he'd been on that train and seen Miguel hurting Miles. Lemme just say that nothing would have stopped Hobie from leaping high in the air, guitar raised above his head, and smashing it down hard on Miguel's back over and over again until someone either pulls him off or Miguel is too injured to hurt Miles anymore. Too much? Perhaps, but this is the same Hobie Brown who killed Norman Osborne with zero regrets.

Grown adult hurting a kid? Okay, get fucking wrecked.

[sableeira]

asagiri is so funny for writing that scene in storm bringer where chuuya took revenge for dazai’s scheming by hanging him upside down a pole and spinning him around. And dazai just let him do it. While simultaneously explaining his strategy against verlaine. To save time.

The way this scene went framed it as the natural conclusion that didn’t even require further communication between dazai and chuuya while adam and shirase are completely confused. And once asked what’s going on they both behave like little shits because they are so deep in denial about their bond that they just choose to call the others dumb for not understanding their special brand of soukoku shenanigans.

[tsuchinokoroyale]

World’s 3rd most tired man finally cleans himself up for another night of staying home and doing nothing 😏🤟

[feralnumberfive]

Do you ever think about how Five's superhero nickname is "The Boy" because I do