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girlboypersonthingy · 2 years ago

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Hiya!! Love your work so much😆

I was wondering if you’d write something where the paladins (especially keith hehe) have to go to a formal event like a gala to bring the coalition together (??) and how they��d ask y/n to be their date and/or how they’d react to y/n in their formal attire?? (maybe even add Matt too if you feel inspired) Thank youuu 🫶

Brooooo stoooppppp I am so weak for this idea holy shit 😩 And you are my first non anon request so THANKS FRIEND 🥹 I went with my three fav paladins 💙❤️💚AND Mattie boy 🧡Also I love writing with emojis, sorry not sorry. ENJOY DARLING~

KEITH ❤️

OH MY GOD POOR LITTLE SHY BABY BOY

He waits until the last minute to ask you, let’s be honest. Like a day before the event, he’s sitting beside you in the training room, trying to catch his breath when he goes “So that thing tomorrow. Wanna go together?” And you’re like 😏 “Are you asking me to be your date?” And now he’s like 🙄 “Shut up before I change my mind.”

It’s silent for a second but he’s staring at you. “So, are you gonna answer my question?” “Yes, Keith. I’ll be your date to the gala.” And he’s bright red in the face now.

He tries to act all cool and mysterious as you both leave the training deck and go opposite ways. As soon as you’re out of sight, he’s SPRINTING to Lance’s room.

“HELP I HAVE A DATE AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO ROMANCE!!!” 😰

He’s so fucking annoyed as he spends hours trying to memorize and properly recite pick up lines to Lance as practice.

He also totally does not steal a bottle of cologne from Lance’s bathroom before he leaves.

The morning of, he finds Shiro for wardrobe assistance. Big brother Shiro totally cleans Keith up, giving him a more semi-formal look. Keith thinks he’s too cool for a coat and tie. Shiro also convinces Keith to pull his hair back into a low pony tail.

He decides he’s just too nervous to meet you at your room so he kinda just sits on his bed for a while, fully dressed and smelling great and waiting for you.

Finally you step into his open door way, instantly catching his attention. He stands quickly, almost stumbling over his own feet as he approaches you, admiring your look for the evening.

“OH WOW. Oh…Uh…sorry. You look really nice.” You look so nice he’s stressed out about it like wtf why are you so gorgeous? He thinks you’re sooooo far out of his league.

“I like your hair pulled back like that.” You smile at him and he thinks he might just spontaneously combust rn.

He keeps his arm linked with yours as you walk together to the front of the castle where all the guests are.

Once there, you mostly hang out together or with the other paladins. You’re both kind of shy and you find comfort in being together. You’re like the two emo kids at prom who just stand against the wall and complain about the lame music.

At some point, you two disappeared from the party. Allura and Shiro are like Hello? Where did they go? Shiro wanders outside to look for you only to find you both laying on your backs in the grass right outside the castle’s front entrance, staring up at the sky. He smiles as he hears you laughing at something Keith said.

“Im serious! Lance told me to say ‘even in zero gravity, I’d still fall for you’.” “BOOOOO that’s a terrible line!” You laugh up to the dark night sky.

His hand moves slowly to the side until it meets yours. When you feel the touch, you link your pinky finger with his and look over at him. He’s still staring up at the stars as a smile grows across his face.

He was so worried about disappointing you tonight, he just wanted to charm you. But he didn’t need pick up lines or fancy clothes to make you smile. Just being his normal self seemed to make you happy.

LANCE 💙

You guessed it…Lance is going all out for you.

The morning that they are told about it from Allura, he’s literally interrupting the whole meeting to ask you to be his date.

Freaking cheese ball gets down on one knee, takes your hand and kisses the back of it softly. When he looks up at you, he’s got that flirty smirk on his thin lips. “Would you, (Y/N), make me the happiest man in the universe and be my date to the coalition gala?”

You: 😍🥵🤭

Lance: 😘😏😎

Everyone else: 🤢🫣🙄

Obvi, you say yes with dreamy eyes and a goofy smile on your face.

You thought it was cute that he asked you even though you’ve been dating for a while now. You just assumed you’d be going together anyways. What a sweet boy~

While you’re feeling fine about the whole thing, Lance is freaking out. He’s digging through his clothes looking for something fancy to wear, he’s doing double face masks, he’s forcing Pidge to smell different colognes and help him pick the best one, he’s practicing his slow dance AND his salsa skills. Keep in mind, the gala isn’t for another week but he needs to get prepared NOW!

“There’s not even gonna be music, idiot. It’s a gala, not prom. When are you two even gonna have the chance to do the lift from dirty dancing?” “SHUT UP, PIDGE! IT’LL HAPPEN!!!”

He just wants to impress you so bad. It’s his top priority at the moment.

The night of the event, he’s freshly showered, dressed for the gods, smelling like a whole bath and body works and he’s sitting in your room keeping you company while you get ready.

“Lance, the gala doesn’t start for another 4 hours. Why are you- nevermind. Forget it. You look great.” And he gets so excited at the compliment.

He watches as you get ready. He’s not as talkative as he usually is.

“You okay?” He nods with a dopey grin on his face. He’s just admiring you, that’s all. A compliment leaves his mouth like every 5 minutes as you continue to get all dolled up.

He follows along side you all the way there, his hand is in yours and it’s SWEATY. He’s so nervous.

Once you’re there, his attention span is that of a gold fish. He’s so excited and chatty and asking people questions and he never fails to introduce you to everyone…every single person…S E P A R A T E L Y. He just wants to brag.

“This fine little honey right here…yeah, all mine. I know what you’re thinking, how’d I get so lucky? I ask myself that every day.” What a sap omfg

He notices you’re looking less than happy, kind of tired. Your social battery is at like 5%. He can tell you need a break.

As you’re standing beside Allura, listening to her talk to an ally of the coalition, Lance grabs your hand and pulls you away. You’re running behind him just to keep up with his long legs.

“Where are we going?” “You’ll see.”

THIS MF SET UP FAIRY LIGHTS AND MUSIC AND CANDLES IN HIS ROOM. BRO IS LITERALLY SUCH A HOPELESS ROMANTIC I CANT DEAL WITH IT. That’s why he came to your room so early. He didn’t wanna risk you coming in to his room and seeing everything.

You might think this is so extra but if Lance is anything, it’s extra. He takes any chance he can to make you smile and feel special. He’s so sweet, it’s disgusting.

“I just really wanna dance with you, (Y/N)…” “You did all this…for me?” He nods with a shy smile, bitting his lip as he watches for your reaction. You’re over the moon, your smile uncontrollable now.

So you dance together for a couple songs. He gently caresses your back as he sways with you, occasionally letting his hands roam to your hips. At this point, his cheeks hurt from how hard he’s smiling. It’s cute and sweet and innocent and you’ve never loved him more.

PIDGE 💚

LMAO PIDGE WILL NOT EVEN ASK YOU.

Bc they’re too shy for that romantic shit.

They’re like “Who else would they go with? I’m not worried.”

They assume y’all are going together bc you’re obviously more than just friends.

They will get dressed up nice for you tho. They know everyone else will be dressed up too but they secretly WANT to make you swoon over them. Like plz feed their ego.

They actually go to Hunk for help with their wardrobe. Hunk is the best wingman to ever exist, change my mind. Also, they are really unsure whether they want to wear something more masculine or more feminine and they really trust Hunk with the topic of their gender identity.

“Hey, you guys ready?” You pop into Hunk’s room, all dressed up and ready to go.

“Almost! Hunk is just helping me with the zipper on-“ Once Pidge lays eyes on you, the little gears in their head stop completely. It’s like everything else faded away as they looked you up and down. You’re so angelic, wow oh wow.

“Aww, Pidge! You look stunning.” Aaaaand you broke them. You’re gonna have to turn them off and restart them.

“Uh yeah, you’re good now.” Hunk assures and nudges Pidge back to reality. “Go.” He whispers as he ushers them to move towards you.

You walk together in complete silence, your arm linked with theirs. Finally, they speak up first.

“Are you nervous?” “Yeah, are you?” “Yeah…” “I hate parties.” “Me too.”

So together you devise a plan: you’re gonna sneak around and pull silly little pranks on people and just eat all the food you can get your grubby little hands on.

And you do exactly that. You’re both having so much fun! You’re laughing so hard you’re snorting. You’re far from nervous now.

Pidge is the best at breaking you out of your shell and making you feel comfortable. You can be your true, authentic self around them. They are your best friend first and your ✨partner✨ second.

After a while, you two sneak off to their room to play video games. The food was good and the pranks were hilarious but you had both had enough.

As soon as the door shuts behind you, you’re both ripping off your uncomfortable fancy clothes and changing into pajamas.

You’re sitting beside them, watching the loading screen for the game. It’s taking a while…

“So…what do I have to do to get you to stare at me like that again?” Pidge whips their head around, watching you with nervous eyes. They take a deep breath before they speak. “I always stare at you like that. You’ve just never noticed.” “AAAAWWWWWWWW REALLY?!”

Forget the video game. CUE THE CUDDLEFEST!!! 💚💚💚

MATT 🧡

Matt literally goes like this: 😌👉🏻👈🏻 “Hey…uhm hey…wanna be my date to the gala tomorrow?” *blushies*

And you’re like “Matthew, we’ve been dating for 8 months.” “Yeah, so?” You sigh heavily. “Yes, I’ll be your date, you dork.”

He doesn’t go to anyone for help with anything. Man is so confident and he knows you love him no matter what he looks like.

But of course he cleans up for you. He dresses up all formal and uses mouth wash like 10 times. He puts on so much lotion. He got some from Lance bc his hands are always so dry. He just wants to hold your soft hand in his own soft hand, ya know?

He’s waiting outside your door for a while, giving you privacy while you get ready but being right there for you when you’re done.

Once your door slides open, he turns and now he’s looking at you like he just won the lottery.

“HOT DAMN, YOU ARE SO FINE! What did I ever do to deserve you? Oh my god, you’re so perfect. You are the most perfect thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on, did you know that? I swear, you are so precious-“ “Maaattttt, stooooopppppp.” You’re blushing so hard rn and he LOVES IT.

He walks with his arm around your shoulders, chatting with you about who is attending the event tonight and the importance of it all.

You sort of follow him around most the night, not doing much of the talking bc you’d rather listen to him talk.

He is so intelligent, just like Pidge. He uses words so big you cant even begin to imagine what half of them mean. He was so smooth with his words, the way he could spit facts about anything and everything without a second thought took your breath away.

At some point, you lost him in the crowd. He was busy, he was working to protect the universe. You understand. This is more than just a party.

You wander outside for some fresh air and a break from all the loud banter. Matt is meeting you out there within minutes.

“Hey. You alright?” He rests a hand on your upper back, rubbing his thumb back and forth between your shoulder blades. “Yep! Just…need a break.” “Yeah, I get it. It’s overwhelming.”

He turns and looks over his shoulder before he waves, a big smile on his face. “Oh hey! Yeah, this is (Y/N), my partner. The one I was telling you about.” He’s introducing you to an ally of the coalition who he’d just met earlier this evening.

You can’t help but smile, your heart pounding in your chest. He was talking about you to someone here tonight? What was he saying? Did he just call you his partner??? You’ve never actually heard him call you that. You’re so blushy and flattered and happy.

After a brief meeting, the visitor leaves you two alone. You pull Matt into a hug, squeezing him as tight as you can.

“You know I love you, right?” “Yes. You know I love YOU, right?” “Yeah, I know.” “Good, don’t you ever forget it.” You can decide who said what. Either way, y’all are so in love it’s not even funny.

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coziebunbuns · 3 months ago

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I'm really leaning into the sacrilege thing, so I must pray for my sins...

Imagine going to church after throwing my little whore pussy at any person willing to give me attention, I feel now is the time to change my ways. Who better to ask the the purest being to walk the earth. Mary, the mother virgin of sin...

"Hail Mary full of grace..."

My head is bowed, my knees are aching, though for a whore like me it's a surprise. So focused on remembering the prayer I did not see the imposing priest behind me.

"The lord is with thee." He say. I look up at him with teary eyes. He looks down at me in disgust, pity and disappointment. "Of course a pathetic little thing like you wouldn't know how to pray"

"please teach me father" I sob, weakly holding onto his robe.

He tuts again then sighs, handing me a rosary. "Very well. You repeat after me holding one of the beads at a time and no matter what do not stop praying and do not take your eyes off her."

I nod, eager for some help. I start again, looking right up Mary this time with a little more confidence.

"Hail Mary full of grace, the lord is with thee"

But as I repeat the words, I feel a hand travel down my back. It tugs and groves my exposed flesh with perverse intent.

"Blessed are thou amongst women"

The hand slips under my skimpy dress to cup my tits, squeezing and pinching my nipples. I can't help my yelp at just how hard the pinces are, the pain sending tingles through my body and to my aching whore cunny. Another hand prys my legs open and slips beneath my panties so my sloppy cunt. A disgrace I know, but the hand rubs my soaked pussy I fight not to moan the next line.

"And blessed is the fruit of thy womb.... JESUS CHRIST!!!"

Thick fingers thrust into my wanton hole with punishing force, catching me off guard and making me cry out. A rough thumb finds my clit and I can't help but moan, it feels so good, to be touched, to be violated like this. My nipples are pinched even harder and tears fill my eyes. Stars start to sparkle around the image of the holy mother and my body starts to trembling.

"Holy Mary, mother of GOD!"

I can feel it, the orgasm it creeps through me like fire, this must be what holiness feels like. The hand on my tit moves to my neck squeeze so rich I feel nails dig I to my skin, a torso joins the service with the impression of a thick cock pressed up against my ass.

"Pray for us sinners..."

It builds more, ripping through my skin.

"Now until the hour..."

The fingers curl, hitting that spot, that oh so holy spot.

"Of our death! AMEN!!!"

It all comes crashing down, I'm shaking and speaking and weeping through my climax. Coming undone before this Holy figure. It took a moment before I calmed but it was not the end.

"You pathetic little whore. Did you really think you are worth redemption, that you could be saved. You're nothing more than a whore, a street bitch."

"Please Father! Please! I can change!"

His hand tightened around my neck as I felt his thick cock slide into sloppy hole.

"Then you better keep praying, you'll learn how to properly use a rosary my dear..."

I have a problem🙄

🐇. 🐇. 🐇. 🐇. 🐇. 🐇. 🐇. 🐇

#sacreligious #bd/sm brat #cnc fr33use #cnc k!nk #degrade and humiliate me #fr33use #ickyprincess #r4p3 fantasy #rapedoll #rough kink #r4p3 kink #priest kink

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olivereliocorcordium1983 · 1 year ago

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I am honestly disappointed in this fandom as someone who is a fan of Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer. I'm going to speak my mind as I have from day one since I allowed myself to float within this fandom.

This entire Timmy thing is completely bullshit I can't believe you guys. The second you hear that Timmy is doing something you don't like you think it's the end of the goddamn world and you jump ship and start talking shit about him. Really?!!! 🙄

"oh my god Timmy's smoking at a Beyonce concert!!!"

"oh my god Timmys hanging out with a Jenner. he isn't the Timmy I thought I knew?" YOU DON'T KNOW HIM PERSONALLY! all you know is what he decides to show you on social media and through whatever the media decides to feed you.

If you actually met him in person then I'm happy for you..but you still don't know him.

this poor guy can't just live his life and do his own thing because everyone and their dog is judging him for every little thing he does like it's this fandoms business when it's not.

I don't like the fact that Timmy is hanging out with this bitch either but you know what I still understand what it means to be human, what it means to actually see someone who has flaws, strengths and weaknesses and still try and be compassionate despite my own feelings about a situation.

This fandom can not control Timmy's decisions or his choices!!! Have some respect for him as a person and not just see him as some "god" who could do no wrong or someone who is "perfect" or just someone you wish you could fuck through rose colored glasses.

He is a human being who is entitled to having a life that is outside of Hollywood, outside of his fans and outside of being this famous movie star.

I swear to God this fandom... it started out as a place where we could all come together and love this one thing. And now it's turned into a gatekeeping, judge everyone, our shit don't stink place, and judging both Armie and Timmy for their personal life decisions like you don't make stupid mistakes within your own lives!

Timmy does not owe anyone a thing not who he dates whether he is dating her or not, who he hangs out with ECT. He is allowed to make mistakes, he is allowed to grow and he is allowed to learn whatever he needs to you don't KNOW HIM personally.

The way you all are behaving is like he has turned into R Kelly or some shit. calm the fuck down. Jesus Christ bro.

Timothee Chalamet is grown who can make his own decisions. but did you ever think that he just may be going through something? The poor kid can't catch a break no matter what he does if it doesn't go this fandoms way everyone is pissed or freaking out about it.

I am heavily aware of that families reputation and I can't stand them and personally don't care what the hell they do. With Timothee I do to an extent but I am also of the understanding you don't have to like what he does, you don't have to agree with it but at the end of the day, Timmy is gonna do what Timmy is going to do regardless of what we think or feel about it.

I'm going to stand behind Timmy and Armie until the day I'm not here. Because that is what being a fan of them is about being there for them both individually and separately, as well as together as a whole. REGARDLESS of whatever they decide to do with their personal lives and who with.

Also who someone sticks their dick into holds no merit whatsoever to who they are as a person when it comes to their character. As who they are as a whole.

"Do you see Timmy being disrespectful to fans?and saying fuck off?"

"do you see him being an entitled brat who thinks he's better than everyone else?"

Also leave @silvyysthings alone they don't need the crap that they are getting from haters and people who are no longer fans of this fandom. If you want to leave the fandom then go but don't drag those of us who wish to stay down with you.

All you can do is trust that he knows what he's doing and all that and get through whatever is going on with him at the time.

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itsdappleagain · 1 year ago

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i know csweekly is on hold now, but I still have to catch up on The Luchadora Tango Caper, so here it is!!

Season 3 is maybe my least favorite season out of any of them, but I still love it, so I'm really excited to get into this!

Notes under the cut as always and please ignore the fact that I'm a month late on this thx

NEW CASTLE!!! NEW CASTLE YAYYY

sometimes I think this whole series is Maelstrom just talking about shit for like 14 hours

cleo sympathizing with guys in skirts <3 she knows ur struggle boys

love how they slapped up a giant glowing green world map and copper sulfate burning chandeliers before they put in insulation or heat

brunt, girl, calm down. they were just doing their evil minion bagpipe job

british on british violence

that was such a cute nod when this season first dropped. haha theres been no sign of her all summer because of the hiatus you are so clever

they rlly thought they had something with the turn them against each other thing. i cant believe they thought they tvy7 rating would let shadowsan and carmen kill each other 🙄

"carmen is DEAD" (cheery tango music)

i mean it works because we know hes wrong and stupid but like

no offense but the tango dancers are animated in a way that is reminiscent of a kid manually moving their barbie dolls legs to make them walk

our girl <3

tell me why dropping 200 feet onto the top of the metal detector was more sneaky than literally anything else she could have done

ok. yes. but the fact she is robbing it does not negate the fact that she will be on the news for breaking into a bank dsjfsdghfkdsa

1021 is the number on the box- could it mean something? in a strictly doylist sense. october 21st doesn't seem to have any significant holidays...I can't find anything, might just be a random number set.

good god the "i...have his eyes." hits me like a truck every time

gina pulled it out with the voice acting in this one

she WAS a very cute baby

"another" link girl what else has there been you should be ecstatic

ayyy its the character literally everyone except spintrap-stan and amaryllis solely remember for being voiced by dante basco

i love how snarky carmen immediately gets. if he knows her name and what she looks like, obviously he's an operative, so she gets to have a little fun in immediately declining him while still gaining valuable information, almost immediately, about who he is and what his talent will be

everyone is very stretched today

this is not my favorite fight scene honestly (at least until flytrap gets here. dont even get me started on her fighting style im in love with it) because its literally just like ooh. he kicks. she dodges. wow. they really do try with the tango parallels but idk

wow!! other people can kick too??? who knew

she protected the face

cutely runs into oncoming traffic

those cars were not even slowing down girl they were just like HONK MOVE OR DIE

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FLYTRAP MY GIRL

okay mini rant incoming i already did a post on this like a billion years ago but flytrap is one of my favorites because in my opinion she and paper star are the most dangerous villains we ever see in the show. let me. try to find that post actually

yeah here it is

flytrap is also so hot and has the same va as luz so she's just top tier. idk if the team put half the episode budget into celebrity voice actors and thats why we only got 5 episodes but you know what

love how carmen is literally stopping her attempts to get free to banter. girl. stop

shadowsan <3

love how they do not even bother showing the fight they just get their asses handed to them

why didnt they start in veracruz just asking

not the table

ok guys. you can stop with the tango thing now. its okay

that little conversation between ivy and shadowsan is so good

comrades??? sir its not the cold war

article from 17 years ago, thank you for that easy to understand slang

carmen plot armored her way out of getting her skull smashed in on that train so hard that she made maelstrom stupid

its canon both in and outside of the show that color theory is so prevalent that any sort of red at all immediately signals carmen

the colors are so beautiful in this scene. carmen doesnt have her coat or jacket on, everythings just a little desaturated as she searches

THE ACME GANG <3333

not the finger guns and glasses wheeze hes such a loser i love him

THE FORESHADOWING TO EGYPT WITH THE PYRAMIDS ON HER LAPTOP!!!!

love how all we get of julia this season is her being pissed off and then leaving

he was such an asshole for closing her laptop why did he do that 😭

has carmen just been ignoring vile missions for the last season of the year to research her mom or

girlie is so sad about everything

ah yes, the door, the thing you wish to have opened, the best place to lean your full body against after you knock,

i'M SOrry. did you NOT attend a school for THIEVES

HSDGGDG HEY. just broke into your house. im your long lost daughter

i love how she goes DONT TOUCH ANYTHING and then immediately drags her whole arm across the wall and cabinet

also her face when she sees the masks is perfect

okay be honest how many of you have replayed carmen saying maybe mommy at least once. who. raise your hands

shes sooo buff

love how everyone is taking this so seriously and then carmen is just completely apathetic about anything thats going on

dont deadname lupe, carmen

her hair catching a gust of indoor wind for the sole purpose of making her look sick as hell in her intro card is so iconic

as ivy absolutely obliterating zack in the foreground is so fucking funny

she got that "EH EH EH." titter of "HEY NO. DONT YOU DO THAT" down scary well

devineaux strutting im sobbing. julia was doing SO well and then she got paired with devineaux AGAIN

that cab driver looks so concerned about the hulking texan in his backseat

remember when the trailer dropped and we thought those roses were for julia. good times

everyone narrowly avoiding each other as they pull in

you just know ivy smacked zack when he protested to decoy time hdsafhadsg

gotta say the "EH?" while getsuring to the trophies is fucking hilarious. obviously julia knows she wouldnt go after those but its so funny

i do love the way carmen just shrinks any time brunt appears. she is soooo traumatized

VAMOOSE EL MASKO SHES SO ACCURATREIUSDHKFSKHFD SHES EXACTLY WHAT MIDDLE AGED AMERICAN SOUTHERNERS SOUND LIKE

LUPE IS SO FUCKING COOL

devineaux showcasing his braincells for a spilt second this episode

ah, so begins the not a good time mantra

devineaux getting absolutely decimated because he thinks coach brunt thinks hes handsome is so funny

the referee watching two apparent civilians enter the ring: 🙂

carmen is so funny here. she uncuffs herself and then just leaves devineaux to die like fuck his ass he can get smooshed

carmen getting increasingly mad at devineaux while she drags him places is my favorite part of the episode

also, either carmen got stronger or devineaux had a few bouts of crazed research where he didnt eat, but she can drag him easily now as opposed to when she was struggling back at the trap in poitiers

they put this shot in the trailer and without context it just looked like carmen was standing there glaring at brunt menacingly

the cat burglar <3

worst fucking ref on the planet i love him

was carmen stopping to listen to julia's voice i would like to think so

ah the devineaux and cars gag. i mean, to be fair, it wasnt his fault this time

starts beatboxing

carmen really just dumped her whole life story on lupe thats so funny. girlie started the day preparing for a match, got her house broken into, and then ended the day learning about a global crime syndicate

they really ended s2 going THE NEXT SEASON WILL FOCUS ON CARMENS MOM and then started s3 going well actually um okay so

theres our transition sentence

lupe's yellow and blue palette btw!! cs color theory i love you

lupe is more of a mom than carlotta ever gets to be thats sad honestly

carmens little smile ough

here is a shot that very succinctly illustrates the dynamics in the coming seasons. the three at the table stand strong- always have. roundy is basically a footnote no one cares about him and then brunt...brunt is sort of on the edge. this carries over all the way into s4 when malestrom tries to drown her

oh my god i forgot about the weird halloween thing the faculty has going on this season i love it

my analysis is right in time for spooky season >:) halloween IS nearly upon us!!!

OKAY well my thoughts on the luchadora tango caper...pretty good. honestly its kind of net zero information because we introduce the premise of finding carmens mom and then immediately abandon it but it sets up um....well....it sets up....what does it set up

anyway- not my favorite episode, even though lupe is fucking awesome. i think it suffers a little from deviating from that classic caper structure and jumping around, but it does its job as an introductory episode.

until we return, sayonara, mon amigos!

#csweekly #carmen sandiego weekly #cs weekly #carmen sandiego

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mcondance · 1 year ago

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Thinking abt the ASTV gang playing Just Dance.

Miles, who gets competitive as fuck, and he's probably pushing you across the living room with his moves just to win. But best believe when he loses, he's tossing the controller on the couch and saying "he wasn't even playing like that 🙄" Like. Ouch.

Gwen, who may be a ballerina, but GOD, her hip hop dance moves need serious work. Try as she might, she could probably end up getting like 3 stars, and she'd have to break out into a full-on sweat for that.

Pavitr, who is not deliberately trying to be a try hard, but if Disturbia by Rihanna gets picked, he slays it flawlessly. He's probably cheesy asf and picks "Let it Go" and has Hobie be Anna while he's Elsa.😭 He's flexible as HELL, so you can catch him absolutely dominating "Rasputin".

Hobie, who probably just stands there and cheats the system by swinging the switch around and getting 5 stars anyways and everyone's mad asf but can't do anything abt it.

The Arachkids, who go HAM on the 4 people dance songs, but not as well as you'd think. This is Africa" by Shakira? Falling all over each other. "Power" by Justin Bieber? 0 coordination. Dont even get me started on "Lean On" by Major Lazer. Just a MESS. Bumping into each other and all. But they definitely have fun, and that's what matters.

(P.S.! I wrote the Hobie amusement park thingy as well, and I was wondering if, uh, I could be a silly little emoji anon??? "💭", if you will? 🙏🏾)

miles being a sore loser oh he’s so cute :(( gwen can’t dance #REAL. pav is so sick his agile ass is def eating everybody up. LMAO HOBIE’S IS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭 either that or he’s rlly rlly into it and just dancing his ass off. this is so cute you ate this sooo bad. and OH MY GOD UR THE AMUSEMENT PARK ANON STOP. hi my baby i’m gonna name u… thoughtnon.

#₊˚. ☆ yours truly 💌:#💭#welcome 2 the fam bae #ARE U WHITE

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is it just me, but i really can't take any criticism that includes the word "woke" seriously? i would want to support my fellow Christians and I do agree with some american conservative talking points because western far left leaners are ridiculous (and often racist but act like they're not because they use the term "anti-racist"), but often they use this term as a catch-all term for everything they don't agree with. it's just a joke at this point alongside other phrases like cancel culture. while I get woke comes from aave, it still feels like such a parody idk. anyway, god bless and good luck on your business!

Uuuugh THANK YOU glad to know I'm so done with how people just won't shut up about this woke thing

And yes you're absolutely right: this right has become a catch-all so much that it doesn't mean anything anymore. That's the new "gaslighting" LOL That's what I call "l'anti pensée " just a buzzword people throw around at anything they don't like or understand without bothering into words what they don't like and why. See a Black actor starring in a movie? Woke. A female lead? Woke.

A shitty White french YouTubers shat on Black Panther saying it was a communauty-based movie bc there was only Black people....but following his logic, are every movie where most of the cast is White "community-based" too? 🤔 Nordic Whites had the opportunity to gass up Thor as much as Africans did for BP for celebrating their cultures. But acting like only one movie of them both was using a community based cultural leverage is ridiculous. You can't act shook at a movie about an African kingdom secluded from the world has a mainly Black cast. These men are just cranky to see more and more media not centering themselves as a standard and call it oppression. Pathetic.

Honestly I can't take seriously anyone whining about "cancel culture" when they are so prompt to cancel people once it's fitting for them. Remember last week when conservatives were all up in arms to cancel Kim K for being a Balenciaga ambassador? (and not Kanye who straight up walked down the catwalk for this very same brand a few months before but shhhh narrative 🤫) Those idiots were straight up bitching about banks not dropping Balenciaga as if banks had a history of closing the accounts of convicts (and as a reminder someone has yet to be held responsible for the child BDSM shooting fiasco)...some even had the stupidity to be like "SO ADVERTISERS BOYCOTTED TWITTER BC OF MUSK BUT DIDN'T BOYCOTT BALENCIAGA??😡" ... when Balenciaga is actually a FASHION brand that makes money from SELLING GOODS....not ad money (actually Balenciaga pays ads for to sell their goods). Twitter and Balenciaga have like... entirely different business models but those people were just so desperate to play outrage they didn't remotely realized how ridiculous they sounded like.If you want to cancel somehow at least use to right arguments 🤦🏾‍♀️ maybe that's why Liberals are better at this.... their arguments make better sense?

Tbh the brand of people throwing around the world "woke* and "cancel culture " are huge at flip flopping. 10 years ago they clowned Liberals for labelling anyone they didn't like "Nazi", now look at them with "woke" 🙄 They're also the same ones who love shutting down African American whenever they talk about slavery but were using slavery comparison during the lockdown and mask mandates. So what's the truth? If slavery was not that bad and Blacks have to get over it, then why are you using it to state how bad you have it right now?🤔🤔🤔

They can all choke tbh lol None of this woke/cancel culture problem exist in the real world anyway. Just a bunch of cry babies acting oppressed over movies casting and TV shows. Pathetic weak and unbreedable.💁🏾‍♀️

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soft-blankets108 · 10 months ago

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Here I introduce my first ever watch through of the hunger games. These notes contain all four movies (not including the prequel because I watched that first in theatres). They’re very much made directed at my friends so I’m mainly just bookmarking them.

Thoughts while watching the hunger games

Movie 1: The Hunger Games

1. I already know who dies so no surprises there

2. Are there only white people in this goddamn movie???

3. Gale is weird

4. What the fuck did Gale do to get his name in there that many times?? Is that just how it works??

5. Peeta(?) seems sweet

6. I know him and Katniss know each other but I don’t know how they know each other

7. The drunk(?) guy seems like a dick but in the way he’ll have a redeemable character arc later on

8. I agree with a random tweet I saw now where they were talking about the importance of Katniss’s role in district 12, how she was honoured because she hunted not because she volunteered

9. Katniss hasn’t even been in the hunger games yet and she’s already traumatized. Who did this to her?

10. Movie ends rather abruptly, I assume because that’s how the book ends

11. The actual games were interesting but I hope they go more into the political side of things (I know they do)

12. Rue’s death was sad but I already knew how she died so nothing new I guess

13. I didn’t know the other guy from district 11 saved Katniss, that’s pretty cool, lessens the divide between districts

14. Peeta was alright, I can see them trying to set up a love “triangle” between gale him and Katniss but I don’t actually like Gale so I don’t care

15. Weirdly enough I like the romance aspects in the movie outside of the relationship with Gale because it’s leaves the audience and the characters questioning what parts of their relationship is real and what is acting

16. Why doesn’t every tribute get their own mentor??? That’s how it worked in the prequel movie. Wonder what changed.

17. I like them calling the Capitals bluff, two victors or no victors

18. The first two or three hunger games movies are apparently leaving Netflix on January 20th (weird time) so glad I decided to watch it now I guess

19. It did feel like there was a bit of explaining throughout the movie like this is what these berries are and the weird wasps. I appreciate it and don’t at the same time.

Movie 2: Catching Fire

1. I’m surprised Katniss even wants to pick up a bow again. But it makes sense that she still hunts.

2. Uhg. Gale is back.

3. Did I mention I didn’t like Gale?

4. Was there a district 13 in the prequel?

5. Oh my god shut the fuck up snow 🙄🙄🙄

6. “This is sacred ground” in reference to the victor village. Ma’am that looks like a dumpster fire.

7. Break because they’re testing the fire alarms in my dorm and I can’t hear shit

8. Cinna, the wardrobe guy. I did not know his name before this moment

9. How often do the hunger games happen? Once a year? Every four years like olympics?

10. “Almost thought that kiss was real”. What the fuck Peeta

11. The…. Mayor(?) of district twelve and Haymitch seem to have the weirdest relationship. They hate each other. They’re coworkers. They seem to get along sometimes?

12. Effie! That’s her name.

13. Okay Peeta and Katniss are kinda cute

14. I’m a lesbian and I would date Peeta what the fuck is Katniss doing thinking about Gale

15. Rue :((((

16. Good for district 11, sad for that guy

17. God Katniss couldn’t sound more like she was reading off of cards

18. Sewing the seeds of rebellion I see

19. Still don’t like Gale even if he is pro-rebellion. He’s just kinda an asshole.

20. Dude this is just like star wars

21. Peeta is a sweetheart

22. NOTHING IN THIS MEDICAL SITUATION IS CLEAN! It’s a miracle Gale doesn’t have like 300 types of infection by now

23. Who’s letting white men over 80 be in charge?? (This is about snow) dudes old as fuck. Reminds me of someone

24. I agree with Haymitch “you could live a hundred lifetimes and never deserve that boy” like yes king go off (said to Katniss about Peeta)

25. Big fan of Peeta being the damsel. “Peeta has to survive, we have to do everything we can to save him” << Katniss

26. Haymitch does seem like a pretty cool guy, the first movie did him dirty

27. Quit kissing Gale girl!!!! You could do so much better

28. Wow what a surprise that Katniss is the female tribute! I’m glad they went through the process of pulling her name anyway, I only wish they had a big bowl with a bunch of pieces of paper with her name on it. Really would build suspense lol

29. I wish to be a non binary person in the hunger games universe. I think it would be funny.

30. Effie is weird. Delusional and also kind of nice?

31. Hey I know that guy

32. I think the horse in this scene is my new favourite character

33. I love Peeta he’s so cool

34. This is the most awkward elevator ride I’ve ever been a part of

35. How and why is there a picture of Rue there?

36. HOLY SHIT KATNISS

37. Effie looking Katniss dead in the eyes and saying “you would have been the most beautiful bride” is so fucking rude. Way to be confident in her skills

38. They removed the chairs from the interview stage like no more standing you did it once

39. Cinna is cool and awesome. There is no way he’s alive by the end of this

40. As someone trained in CPR that fucker is not pushing hard enough on Peeta’s chest, break some ribs man

41. NOT a fan of the blisters they have from the fog. I guess they aren’t fans either

42. Oh good they’re gone just like that

43. Katniss really chose the least good weapon, what happens when she runs out of arrows? I think the only thing worse might be throwing knives

44. No one deserves Peeta, what a sweetheart

45. I like that all the disasters or whatever chase then inwards towards the cornucopia

46. Interesting that they take the bodies out of the arena now

47. Big fan of the jabberjays I like the uses for them

48. Knowing that they both live is confusing (Peeta and Katniss)

49. I like the girl who sharpened her teeth for this, she’s cool

50. I like that we’re actually getting to know the game master for this run

51. Oh my god Gale 🙄🙄🙄

52. Are there no countries outside of panam??? Like at all?

53. Well that was fun, end of catching fire

Movie 3: Mockingjay Pt. 1

1. Interesting opening

2. Soundtrack has been pretty good throughout the movie

3. Where is my boy. I know he’s in the capital but where is he.

4. I Don’t Trust The Rebellion

5. I agree with Katniss about Peeta

6. I kind of hope we see Peeta’s POV from w/in the capital, not because he’s my favourite character but because that would been a great scene. If it’s not in the movie I know there’s some fanfic about it somewhere

7. I like that they’re showing Katniss’s struggles with mental health, adds a sense of realism that would otherwise be missing from the story

8. I wish they had shown more people with physical disabilities, like you’re telling me none of the victors that were chosen had lost an arm or an eye or something

9. Very cool scene in District 12, very tragic but I like how they did the scene

10. Where’s Haymitch at

11. President Snow shut the fuck up challenge

12. I’ve seen this scene before with Peeta on the monitor giving an interview. Better with context lol

13. Rebels were quick to call Peeta a traitor despite the fact that they all know the capitals media is manufactured to portray what they want the audience to see. Of course it’s propaganda.

14. Gale > “maybe he was forced” of fucking course he was?! The fuck? Do they think Peeta is just chatting and supporting the people who nearly got him and Katniss killed for fun??

15. “And my sister gets to keep her cat” ha saw that one coming lol

16. Effie! I kind of like her

17. Can’t believe I actually Haymitch. He at least wouldn’t lie to Katniss

18. I think Effie looks better like this than in her ridiculous outfits

19. God Gale looks so awkward while Katniss and Effie are talking. His face nooooooo

20. Cinna :((((((((((((( fuck

21. What the fuck is this propaganda it’s so stupid

22. She’s not the best actor maybe

23. Haymitch!!!

24. I like BeeTee

25. The absolute audacity the rebellion president has to say that Katniss is an untrained civilian

26. FOGGY NELSON!?!??!??! He can’t fucking speak?!? I must destroy the capital. Foggy my boy what have they done to you

27. They’re gonna bomb that hospital.

28. I’ve seen this speech before

29. I don’t like the rebellion. I want the capital overthrown but Karl Marx is occasionally right and they give me the wrong vibe

30. You always forget how big moose are until you see them. That might be a reindeer.

31. Poor Peeta. I miss him. God he looks terrible. :(

32. The guy from supergirl is also in the filming group. Did they say they wanted sidekicks only? Only in superhero tv shows

33. Oh I like the hanging tree song this is cool

34. The dam blowing up is awesome, I like how they used the song for the scene

35. Can president snow be dead yet

36. Peeta no!!!!!!!! I support his rights and wrongs

37. Awwwww Prim. She went back for the cat. I would’ve gone back for Monte I understand

38. Prim’s gonna be a doctor!!! You go girl! She definitely will live!! (She’s gotten too much character development in this movie)

39. Finnick :(((( (I keep calling him Fennec in my head)

40. How long has district 13 been underground? When were they bombed?

41. Oh the white roses! I kind of love that, it’s really cool. In a snow is sinister and good (bad?) villain

42. Peeta better not die I will kill people.

43. With half an hour remaining (plus credits) I see where you both were coming from, liking it and not liking it

44. I just kind of feel bad for Finnick

45. WHAT

46. THE PRESIDENT JUST ALLOWS PEOPLE TO RAPE THE VICTORS

47. WHAT THE FUCK

48. PRESIDENT SNOW SHOULD FUCKING DIE ALREADY CLUB

49. There’s no way the squad rescuing Peeta succeeds.

50. Finnick really is just talking shit about the president on tv love that for him. He’s not even reading from a script this is just years of anger lol

51. Katniss going “president snow can you hear me” just sounds like the beginning to the most awkward zoom call imaginable

52. President snow reminds me of Count Dooku

53. Katniss :(((((((

54. God I hate the president (rebel edition) she’s so manipulative with everything she says

55. I’m like 90% sure she’s evil

56. Something is not right with Peeta. He looks so hurt and sad and starved. And he’s trying to kill Katniss but go off king idk

57. Peeta no my boy what did they do to my boy my sweet boy

58. All presidents shut the fuck up challenge

59. I like the POV camera angles in this series, they’re very good

60. Is Peeta the guy from five nights at Freddy’s or is that someone else?

61. Overall I did enjoy the movie, it gave the story time to breathe that it desperately needed, a break from most of the action while still keeping it interesting.

Movie 4: Mockingjay Pt. 2

1. Prim!!! I like that they sent her in, Katniss’s family is his family in a lot of ways

2. My boy no :( “she’s a monster, she’s a mutt”

3. The president has bad vibes (rebellion edition) Katniss > “you’ve seen what I can do. Send me to district 2” and her just saying “yes I have” is weird and creepy

4. Shut up about the stupid love triangle bullshit!!! Gale there’s no way you can ever been the one Katniss chooses

5. Gale saying “I don’t think they used any rule book when they highjacked Peeta” in defence of bombing medics and wounded soldiers on the other side is just admitting you’re willing to resort to snow’s level of cruelty

6. I think this is my new favourite way to watch movies, taking notes

7. Also their military force is called the Nut?? Really snow couldn’t come up with anything better than the nut???

8. Gale seems more evil in this movie, just saying I could tell from the beginning. “No one who supports the capital is innocent” Gale what the fuck are you on, your girlfriend(?) childhood best friend literally spoke speeches in support like the fuck

9. I like Katniss’s speech here, when she has a gun to her head she makes her best speeches truly

10. She ain’t dead you fools, she just gets injured every five seconds. Like seriously can this girl stay out of medical for five minutes

11. Snow just really loves poison huh?

12. Johanna is kind of funny, I like her she’s wrong when she says nobody likes her

13. I was scrolling through tumblr and I have never been more into the theory that Peeta is the one more similar to Lucy Gray. They both have that same charisma and kindness.

14. I hate how they’re using Katniss, like they really don’t care what she wants

15. Wedding is cute! Do chairs not exist in district 13?

16. Effie’s dresses up again, I wonder where she got such fancy clothes from

17. I would simply notice someone sneaking around a hanger bay filled with bombs. I’m just better.

18. She’s very bad at being anything close to sneaky, literally getting a crowd to form around her

19. More people of colour in these more recent movies

20. Finnick!!!! In the march on the capital

21. All Katniss wants to do is murder why can’t she murder. It’s just frustrating that she keeps being forced into propaganda when she doesn’t want to be in it

22. One (or more) of these pod things will be triggered, they’ve spoken about them too much for them to not be

23. I like that Gale is trying to help her even though he has no clue what she’s doing

24. Why is Peeta here :( he shouldn’t be in an active war zone he still looks tiny

25. Katniss is not good at lying “I wouldn’t be shooting Peeta, I’d be shooting a capital mutt” like sure girl whatever you tell yourself

26. I like this commander guy, he seems awesome. No I don’t know his name

27. Poor Peeta my guy has been through so much. I feel like he still will try and kill Katniss though. That feels too much like an open thread in the story.

28. Convenient that those pods run out of fuel or whatever

29. Boggs :((( (I learned his name)

30. Foggy Nelson my love looks so awkward in the background of all of these scenes

31. I’m surprised no one slipped on the oily marble staircase, maybe it’s sticky? Or like tar?

32. Okay it’s fucking hilarious that they’re doing the stupid little cannon montage for people who “died” in war against the capital. It’s absolutely ridiculous and so on brand

33. Foggy Nelson my boy no, good for you for coming up with a plan but this feels like a death sentence

34. I saw snows collapsed body on that desk and felt really joy for a moment until he woke up like an asshole

35. Isn’t there something about getting strings of bows wet? Or getting bows wet in general? I feel like I learned that that’s bad for them at some point

36. Dude imagine if they had AI generated images to show Peeta. How fucked up would that be.

37. Imagine the one week you’re in the hunger games you get your period, not only are you most likely going to die but you have to be on your period too. Like that’s fucked

38. What the fuck are those things. They look like little aliens I was expecting something that looked vaguely like an animal

39. Oh no she’s gonna run out of arrows! Seriously she needs to learn how to use another kind of weapon.

40. Peeta is such a damsel

41. Finnicks like for sure dead :((( I miss him already

42. Katniss kissing boys left and right goddamn

43. “Stay with me.” “Always.”

44. Oh no Foggy’s brother died! :(((( (I don’t know his characters actual name).

45. Just under an hour left on the runtime and we’re breaking for lunch

46. Okay let’s do this last hour (I have cookies)

47. It’s funny how both Gale and Peeta think the other is the more significant one to Katniss.

48. She has collapsible arrows!!!! Why didn’t anyone tell me?!

49. They seriously didn’t even put like any makeup on them to sneak into the mansion? Also their outfits should have more colour to properly blend into the crowd

50. Very cool action shots that was great. In the run up to the mansion

51. All that work for nothing huh?

52. I wonder what medic symbol they use to avoid violating the Geneva conventions

53. I miss Finnick

54. SNOW SHUT THE FUCK UP CHALLENGE (this is about snow talking about Prim)

55. I only kind of wish Peeta was here to say one last fuck you to snow (see earlier point about Lucy Gray) but I’m also glad he isn’t because he isn’t in danger lol

56. I love that Haymitch is clearly picking up on the same bad vibes that Katniss is in the scene with the last victors and the interim president

57. Oh my god kill yourself coin, I get why Katniss murders her now she’s just another snow

58. Haymitch votes with her! Besties!

59. I don’t like how coin pronounces Panem. Pen-em

60. Yes kill her ass!

61. Oh Paylor!!!! She’s awesome big fan I hope she wins the election that’d be fun

62. Omg Haymitch and Effie! I knew I picked up something about their relationship

63. Poor cat and poor Katniss :((

64. Awww the letter from Annie is so cute. She’s a sweetheart

65. Yay for democracy!

66. I like how Katniss curls up against Peeta, just makes herself at home in his bed because it implies they’ve done this a hundred times before <3

67. Peeta only asks real or not real questions to Katniss which I think shows how much he trusts her even when he’s not fully himself

68. The ending is very cute! I like that the little boy has the same hair as Peeta

69. The end :) final thoughts: uh I did like them which I always knew I would. I think I didn’t watch it earlier because of 1) lack of interest, just wasn’t really relevant in my life I guess and 2) don’t like going into something knowing that half the characters die y’know? I combated that by looking up who dies before watching the movie. Happy I watched it, maybe I’ll read the books? I don’t not want to read them but I’ll have to find them first lol. I think I got a pretty unique perspective having seen the prequel first and none of the others, it’s interesting to see how even after Lucy Gray is gone, her music lives on. And just the little bits and pieces where you can see references to her and snow’s past.

#hunger games #my reviews #I also haven’t read the books if that isn’t obvious #peeta mellark

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tarabyte3 · 2 years ago

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That is so valid of you. ❤️ Because dear fucking god 🥵

(This got way too long for a comment response, so I decided to do a whole post response to share my own Andy journey for everyone.)

I've always had a *bit* of a crush on him after watching the interviews and "making of" in the special features of the Extended Editions of the LotR because he was so funny and physical. In that "Oh, Andy Serkis is such a great actor! Very talented. Seems like a cool dude" way. (Yes. I am a fucking idiot.)

So any time I saw he was in a movie afterwards, I would go, "Oh, Andy Serkis is in/worked on this?? Definitely watching that. Also watching that interview I see on twitter/Facebook/YouTube for sure. Just because he's so brilliant and I like hearing him talk about movies. Yeah..." Which is why I saw King Kong, Adventures of Tintin, and Rise of the Planet of the Apes in theaters 😅 Or why I immediately watched The Ritual on Netflix because he was an executive producer (incredible movie btw), and why I was so hopeful for Snoke as a big bad in Star Wars (🙄). Or why I've seen some of his random other movies before. (Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll hit the non-performance capture Andy itch and my love of biopics about messy, disaster musicians lol)

But I am also a grey asexual/Demi romantic, so I don't always realize what "oh, I think that person is interesting" means. Little physical crushes, sure. But the BIG crushes where it's not just physical attraction, but an admiration/affection for a person? Then I am a dumbass. Gillian Anderson was the same way for me, and she is my other big celebrity love. Adored her since the late 90s, didn't realize why until like 2016 ("I just love Scully, she was a big influence on me growing up" 🙄🙄 I had like a dozen Gillian posters, y'all 🤦🏻‍♀️). With my own husband I didn't catch on as to why I looked forward to talking to him more than I did my other friends.

It also meant I didn't even realize I was bisexual until I was like 30! Aka I should ask myself more often: "hey dumbass, why's that do you think?" Because being on the ace spectrum can be really frustrating and confusing. 😭

I remember being intrigued by Andy during Age of Ultron and Black Panther like "oh 👀" but I didn't think much of it. (Again, my brain and libido need to warm up like an old CRT monitor or I need to be slapped in the face with it like hitting a TV to get an antenna signal to clear up.) I also didn't see The Batman right away, but only because I've been burned out on superhero movies. (I'm a few years behind on Marvel content except Hawkeye, who is my favorite comic book superhero so I made an exception for the semi adaptation of Matt Fraction's Clint and Kate).

It wasn't until Kino pushed Melshi against the wall in episode 8 of Andor that I had the glass shattering moment of "AW FUCK. WAIT I THINK HE'S HOT? I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON ANDY SERKIS FOR HOW LONG?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS."

...this probably explains a lot about "I Want You to Show Me Weak" for some of you, actually lmfao.

But once that veil was lifted from my eyes, I had like, 20 years of screaming to do. I screamed a lot at my IRL friends, my online friends, and my poor husband. Then I wrote fanfiction. And when that wasn't enough, I dragged my ass here to step out from lurking after hiding in the Tumblr shadows for over a decade to scream into the void.

So here we are! Now I have some awesome new friends and mutuals I can scream with and I appreciate the hell out of you all. ❤️ I'm late to the party because I can't read directions, but by god, I got here eventually.

So anyway, here's Wonderwall some gifs. 😉

This was the one that did me in (not quite the first time I watched it, but the seeds were definitely planted). I've always loved Andy because of his involvement and with "The Lord of the Rings" films (as I love everyone involved with them), so there was already a great deal of affection built in.

Then two years ago I decided to do a rewatch of the entire Marvel catalogue (since we were in yet another COVID lockdown) and when I got to "Black Panther" this time I instantly went "Oh. OH FUCK." Even just his fucking swagger kills me. And since then we've gotten Alfred, and then Kino?? My god, man can a girl have a break??? 🥵 (Spoiler: I don't actually want one)

#andy serkis #my brain is a fascinating place of mystery #especially to me #i got there eventually though #my andy serkis crush journey #grey asexuality is confusing #tara irl

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punkpandapatrixk · 3 years ago

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The Kind of Magic Each Zodiac Sign Carries🧚🏻‍♀️ Pt.1

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

A Star was receiving punishment for horrendous crimes across the known Universe. The Star had disturbed the law and order of the Cosmos, so the sentence was for it to experience total Chaos for its repentance. It was decided the Star would test out different levels of consciousness to study duality and separation. A planet now torn apart by wars for its operation of Freewill was chosen as the Star's learning ground.

The Star, then, had to go through 12 cycles of birth and death on Gaia. Each time the Star was incarnate in a new form, it would take on a new name whilst retaining knowledge and memories from its previous incarnations. This is the birth, lives, and death of a Star through the zodiacal wheel.

☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・. ☆♪°・.

Here is a tiny myth (fictional tho) for new and old astrology students alike. This is meant to help you get familiar with the basic nature (or personality?) of each zodiac sign in a manner that allows you to see the more magical aspect of it—in both good and not-so-good ways.

Magic is impartial. There's creation magic and there's destruction magic. Rely on your own innate wisdom in regards to how you see creation and destruction as a positive or negative force.

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The SYNK between each zodiac sign's magic of creation and its corresponding Priestess card is hilarious it's literally killing me🤣

🐏Aries Magic

Aries is the first incarnation of the Star on Gaia. Here begins the Star's first lesson on the concept of duality, diverging from the singularity of All That Is. Having only momentarily been shot from Divinity, the Star still remembers its singular nature and struggles to connect with Gaia's duality. At this first stage, the Star is often seen as insufferably selfish and opinionated, cruel and childishly unforgiving. The Star gets into many fights and arguments with other inhabitants of Gaia and finds itself often feeling lonesome and misunderstood.

Aries magic of creation - Priestess of Rebirth

Like, I think my Spirit Guides are lacking creativity, seriously. As you can see🙄Aries magic of creation is the birth of a Star. Anything it thinks, it can create. This is why Aries (like Libra) is often called an idea bank. Aries's problem is coming up with too many novel ideas that it can't even catch up to see any of them through. Nevertheless, Aries is the world’s loudest motivator and most impressive source of inspiration for those who watch it in action.

Aries magic of destruction - 3 of Pentacles Rx

Aries is raw God power. Whether it is used for good or bad, the fact remains that Aries power is destructive. It can destroy as easily as it creates (remember that creation itself happens after a destruction, e.g.: big bang theory and phoenix theology). Rebirth is a small game for an Aries consciousness. Small personal transformations, or constant self-reinvention if you will, then, become a significant challenge in the Life of Aries.

Point of self-actualisation - Silver Magus (Merlin)

For better or worse, Aries magic is the kind that makes everybody else feel small, incapable, ineffective, and blatantly incompetent. Aries raw Cosmic power brings inspiration to motivated people but destroys relationships with those whose small ego refuses to grow. Just like Merlin himself was the most powerful and famed magician of his era (even today probably) he was feared as much as he was revered.

The Aries lesson is balance between exercising its raw power for good without straining its relationships with the rest of the worldly beings who have forgotten their connection with the Divine. The Aries actualisation is to become a teacher whose wisdom remains practical and easy for everyone to digest.

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🐂Taurus Magic

The Star's second incarnation on Gaia takes on the form of a bull, a creature closely related to the Earth. By this time, the Star begins a lesson on energy containment. It is learning how energy can be generated, contained, and channeled through a physical avatar. In essence, the Star is learning what it means to be Human, at the very basic level. As it slowly assimilates into Gaia's environment, the Star becomes consumed further by the dubious duality of Human beings. And so it strays further and further away from Divinity. Taurus, yearns to be Human.

Taurus magic of creation - Priestess of Energy

Power generation. As well as power containment. The Fire of Aries can often be chaotic as it is way too Cosmic. The Star in its first incarnation had a difficult time containing such raw energies and channeling them in a constructive manner. In its second incarnation, the Star continues this pursuit of energy management. This explains why Taurus is known to be greedy, especially when it comes to FOOD, as well as bullishly selfish and unmovable: because it needs to continually generate power whilst protecting its core balance. -Tch, I still hate Taurus stubbornness tho.-

Taurus magic of destruction - 8 of Pentacles Rx

Really? 8 of Pentacles reversed? As if there wouldn't be any other card to scream excessive indulgence and laziness LMAO As well as strong refusals to learn from its mistakes? LMFAO I'm not even sorry, you guys🤣The Taurus destructive energy is its own refusal to acknowledge powers bigger than itself. This is mostly caused by fear rather than arrogance for in reality, Taurus has so many doubts. Taurus destructive magic is the obliteration of its own Divinity... drowning in fleeting pursuits of physical possessions and pleasure; and it's only just at incarnation two. Tsk tsk tsk...

Point of self-actualisation - Green Astrologer (Robert Fludd)

The most basic principle of good energy management control according to Taurus is this:

For me to create energy, there must be fuel. Fuel can be found in the elements of nature. It is now up to me what I do with these elements of nature. My task is to study them and use them to my advantage. Everything in nature belongs to me and exists for the sole purpose of satisfying both my curiosity and... hunger.

By this time, for it is only the Star's second incarnation, it still thinks of itself as God (because it remembers so) and its megalomania can be insufferable. However, if only it would realise sooner, Taurus's self-actualisation actually relies on it being charitable, full of joy and merriment, as well as living abundantly in harmony with Nature (Taurus after all is a feminine energy). If it tried hard enough, Taurus would still remember that the true nature of God itself is order and harmony (Cosmos).

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👯Gemini Magic

The Star had a lot to reflect upon as it was entering its third incarnation. Determined to explore further the nature of duality, it took on the physical form of duality diverging from singularity itself, Twins. Now containing polar opposites within a singular avatar, the Star gets to learn about perspectives. The Star becomes more curious about other inhabitants of Gaia and what they like and think and value. The Star is now mature enough to listen and learn from others, as well as heed advice. But a Gemini's maturity, is indeed still a pretty childish variety. The Star thinks it knows everything there is to know about Humans and Gaia and can often be found flaunting a pretty conceited attitude of a manipulator. The Star gets very confident it's tricking everyone whilst everyone is realising how pathetic its attempts are. As such, the Star as a Gemini has garnered a reputation for being a jackass. -How come we don't have a donkey emoji?!?!-

Gemini magic of creation - Priestess of Contemplation

As you may have realised, the Star's first two incarnations were pretty dumb. Struggling with connecting with others as well as being fair and just. As Aries and Taurus, the Star simply lacked the refined art of thinking thoughtfulness. Arrogance got in the way of connecting with others. Gemini’s magic of creation is that willingness to be part of a group so one can gather information and learn. In a sense, Gemini is God’s first bridge towards connecting with the Human world and understanding Human nature.

Gemini magic of destruction - 10 of Cups

If I told you Gemini doesn't particularly understand emotional contentment, would you be disappointed? I mean, the Star has only been in Fire, Earth, and Air elements so far. Gemini has become curious about man’s notion of emotional fulfilment, but it doesn’t particularly understand how to generate that for itself. Gemini goes back to its Taurus knowledge when thinking about this acquirement of emotional contentment when connecting with others, but fails miserably because Taurus’s idea of contentment is pretty materialistic (on top of selfish, solitary, and uncharitable)🤷🏻‍♀️A negatively expressed Gemini energy, can be ridiculously envious of another's happiness. That's why with their trickery, they can have the desire to destroy another's happy relationship. Yup. Consider yourself slapped in the face with reality check.

Point of self-actualisation - Silver Alchemist (Ramon Llull)

Gemini... just... needs to focus on its studies on its own self-conceptualisation. The Life of a Gemini is one meant to be dedicated to personal studies and short distance travels to enrich its own mind—to broaden its knowledge on its own immediate environment. Gemini energy is not the kind suited to become a teacher—that's for later when the Star is being Sagittarius. Gemini should never be too deep in the way it perceives Reality nor should it live too seriously. The Star would finally attain emotional happiness when it decides that Life is okay with just having fun, being happy with learning, staying curious, courageously true and honest when communicating with others, and most of all, being charitable with their energy. To be a good friend whose cheerful disposition brings sunshine to another person's gloomy day.

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🦀Cancer Magic

Entering its fourth incarnation, in the element of Water, feelings and love take precedence. The Star is about to learn the meaning of sacrifice. -I guess it's super important after the cold-blooded mass destruction the Star had caused somewhere in a galaxy far, far away...- After having three pretty self-centered incarnations, the Star gives Life its best attempt at being accommodating, loving, and nurturing. It's learning to put others before itself, but for the world is the way it is, the Star often gets walked all over by everybody. Suddenly, the world it thinks it's come to know has become a scary place. Now the Star is realising its own follies in the previous three incarnations. As such, the Star, as Cancer, now faces a lot of difficult thoughts and emotions about what it means to be Human. Relating with others in a confident manner becomes scary and when Cancer feels threatened, it resorts to violence to defend its place in the world. Cancer violence though, most of the time involves only words and a bad attitude LMAO The Star was just Gemini a while ago, after all~

Cancer magic of creation - Priestess of Patience

A sacrificial heart. Cancer's best magic is patience—compassion and empathy from understanding other people's reason for sorrow. When Cancer is at its best expression, it has the capacity to embrace everybody who's hurting. Meanwhile, having been Aries anyway, Cancer also has the knack for being your most earnest motivator and supporter. Remembering its incarnation as Taurus, Cancer will cook to nurture you back to health, it will be chatty a la Gemini as well just to cheer you up~!

Cancer magic of destruction - King of Wands Rx

Envious fucking emotional manipulator. Fuck you Cancer boys who can't handle your own feminine energy within. For being a feminine sign (also being Water), take it or leave it, Cancer is intuitive and has an innate ability to know how another person ticks just from analysing (Gemini smartassness) their vibe. If Cancer succumbs to its more negative expressions, it uses this capacity for empathy to trick and play and destroy another until there's nothing left to destroy anymore. Fuck you underdeveloped Cancer boys (and girls), y'all deserve a special kind of Hell.

Point of self-actualisation - Green Magus (John Dee)

-To think there's a Moon depicted in this card.- Cancer is the Star's first attempt at being a lover, a mother, a kindhearted Human. Which, as you can tell, is a rarity on this fucked up Planet. First of all, Cancer's element being Water itself is already difficult to navigate in this chaotic, war-torn, Earthy environment where most of its inhabitants deny and reject feelings. Think about it, Cancer feels so hopelessly lost in this frequency, y'know! Cancer is also a cardinal sign, so although it wants to appreciate originality and honesty, the world isn't showing friendliness towards that kind of attitude. So Cancer's very sensitive heart shrinks furthermore. At the end of its incarnation, Cancer would be satisfied to know it's been true to its own internal guidance system, tho. To know it's lived a good Life in opposition to society’s obsession with self-destruction Planet-destruction✌🏻🕊🦀

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🦁Leo Magic

The Star has now gone through all of the four basic elements that hold up the Human world. Entering a fifth incarnation, in a sense, the Star is levelling up a cycle. It's now at Fire element stage two, Leo, with a better sense of control over its fire energy. Thus, a Fixed fire energy. Fire is a power of creation, as well as destruction. The Star is currently learning responsibility over having immense power. -Write that down, Leo, write that down!- This is learning disciplined leadership, contrasting Aries's chaotic can-do attitude that could be borderline irresponsible. Although Leo has many opinions and can have a bit of temper issues, the Star has now learnt plenty of lessons through the four previous incarnations, so it tends to hold back saying anything so as not to hurt another's feelings. Leo just wants to be friendly and helpful, seriously. But if you're not gonna worship it for its amazingly noble pursuit of holding its anger back, Leo's gonna sulk for days.

Leo magic of creation - Priestess of Protection

A brave leader. A strong protector. A loyal (hopefully) comrade. Leo is the kind of friend who will shout at another person who's talked shit about you. They're gonna be the avenger if you can't do it yourself. They'll teach you how to stand up for yourself and they'll ride the rollercoaster with you to make you happy even if they can't handle rides like that. For Leo to exercise being so accommodating and extravagantly royal with others, it works really hard to earn a surmountable amount of money. Yo, the world runs on money, anyway, so if Leo wants to have a good time (with others, too) it needs to have money. Big money, baby. Leo is responsible like that!

Leo magic of destruction - 6 of Cups

Hmmph... can Leo just... not reminisce about the past so much? What a fucking waste of awesome Fire energy. An unconscious Leo may think it's really good at burning bridges to the past, but it can't stop whining about things from the past. It's like that quote that says something like, 'You say you don't like something, but you keep giving it attention. How is that working out for you?!' Though fiery by nature, Leo was just Cancer a while ago. It was the Star's first experience with emotions and love. At this point, Leo is still not adept at handling the emotion of loss.

Point of self-actualisation - Red Physician (Galen of Pergamon)

Leo is pretty showy, isn't it? It loves drama and grand gestures; and it wants to be adored for being able to produce dramatic shit. The Star feels that it's the way to express its Fire energy within! But all it creates is a shadow play. Though beautiful, none of it is real. Leo must learn the balance between presentation and content. When underdeveloped, Leo can be a pretty empty shell. Like, a pretty empty shell. Sparkly and all but fake on the inside. Or $100 brand-name wallet with $5 in it. What Leo truly needs to grasp by the end of its incarnation is that actual health from the inside is more worthwhile to maintain than just the appearance of doing well on the outside. Whether it's physical, emotional, spiritual, psychological, even financial, whatevericial, if Leo is healthy and balanced from the inside, it all shows effortlessly on the outside, too.

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🧘🏻‍♀️Virgo Magic

Done being consumed by the intensity of its own passions, the Star now enters its sixth incarnation intending to dedicate itself to the service of others. Virgo is the Star's first attempt at being an altruist. Its main focus is other people's wellbeing. To some extent, Virgo shares a lot of similarities with Cancer (the Star's previous feminine incarnation) and this time around, it wants to redo whatever it failed to do amicably as Cancer. Virgo likes to nurture and care for others, even going as far as resolving other people's problems. -Kinda to show that they're a BOSS to watch out for, what a fucking show off!- But unlike Cancer who couldn't do anything when other people walk all over it, Virgo now has clearer boundaries. Exactly why it likes to show off that it's a force to be reckoned with—Virgo ain't gonna let others find a single reason to badmouth/underestimate it.

Virgo magic of creation - Priestess of Purity

A channel for Divinity's most potent feminine energy. Thus, Virgo's strong desire to be useful/helpful in the eye of another. Virgo wants to be capable and it's gonna be responsible about it (Leo life lesson). People with strong Virgo influences are gonna want to ease other people's stress and be a kind and gentle friend for those who are having a difficult time in Life. What Virgo is best at is being non-judgemental in their approach. They're just there to listen and take in all your whining and complains and wallows. Then, they give you fucking expensive advice on how you can improve your own Life. -You better fucking take that advice, losers!- Virgo's gone through a lot of shit to come up with actually useful advice!

Virgo magic of destruction - Queen of Cups

Smothering asshole who thinks it's the only one who knows how to do shit 'round the block. Ughh... Fiercely opinionated but lacks an actual grasp on how and why other people are having a difficult time with doing something the right way. Or, even if the Virgo in question isn't as much an asshole, the negatively expressed Virgoan altruism could make it a martyr who takes on the world's burden, automatically robbing other people of their chance to mature and learn from their own mistakes. This ain't a protective mother energy; this an asshole mother energy; hands down.

Point of self-actualisation - Silver Astronomer (Galileo Galilei)

Virgo shares a similar sense of sacrifice with Cancer, but unlike the chaotic and irresponsible Cancer, Virgo feels a deep sense of duty. Perhaps it's just the Star's phase of growing into maturity—Virgo is, after all, the Star's last incarnation as a child. Virgo wants to be an adult (Libra) and it wants to be capable and responsible, and that's why it tends to try too hard to prove its worth to anybody who cares to watch it in action. This desire to grow up quickly weighs down on the Star's psyche. Analysis-paralysis becomes its main enemy in this incarnation. Wanting to go in one direction, but wondering if the other is more profitable in terms of garnering it a good reputation (Leo stupid influences). Virgo would be happy to know it can slack off as long as its own personal business is taken care of. Now the bigger question is, can Virgo discern what's its own personal affairs and what's just other people's burdens?

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heymacy · 3 years ago

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Cat Ian going to a river and wanting to fish and then there is Otter Mickey who is catching all the fish and basically doing the otter version of flipping Ian off. And Cat Ian is balancing on the edge and trying to catch some fish but he accidentally falls in and Otter Mickey is like 🙄 but dives underneath him and helps him to climb back on to the ground. And Cat Ian is like 😖😭😵‍💫 and Otter Mickey is like “this fuckin’ dumbass” and he catches some fish and chucks it onto land for Cat Ian who is like 🥰. And therefore Cat Ian comes back every single day to pine after Otter Mickey who is like like “this is embarrassing. u are lucky I’m the only otter here u dumbass cat”. But he loves it really.

oh my god CALLI 😍

listen — i’m not usually like, a “humanized animal” kinda gal, but good god cat ian and otter mickey is the cutest shit i’ve ever had the privilege of imagining 😭

the fact that otter mickey would be so 🙄 about ian being overly curious and clumsy, it’s SO on brand!! also following up his eye rolls by tossing the cute ginger feline a fish? please. i WILL cry 😭

i love the idea of cat ian just meandering down to the river and walking along the grassy riverbank until he spots otter mickey beating the shit out a clam with his favorite rock and then just sitting there like 😍🥰 until he notices him.

idiots to star-crossed interspecies lovers 🐱🦦

#calli i’m obsessed with this #god this is gonna occupy so much space in my brain now isn’t it?#i’m okay with it 😌#answered #ianandmickeygallavich

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walkawayinsin · 3 years ago

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Baz Luhrmann movies in a nutshell

I was reflecting on three movies, by Baz Luhrmann, that are actually pretty much the same; the rom-flics Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rougue and The Great Gatsby.

We start of with the main trope characters (SPOILERS duh): - The aspiring romantic youth™️ (you can say Jay Gatsby and Nick Carraway are this role combined in The Great Gatsby). He's the tragic dreamer who ends up broken or even dead by the end of the movie. All because he is also the hopeless romantic who fights for the love of his life

- Beautiful and sad grrl™️. "She's so lucky, she's a star but she cries cries cries" and oh she CRIES. She's soooo beautiful and everybody thinks she got it all but she's all alone and used by her surroundings. The main hero makes her the happiest but they don't end up together in the end. It's often because the hero ends up in trouble and it's often because of problems aka other men she deals with (Juliet’s cousin and marriage, Daisy’s marriage and Satine’s Duke). Actually (Jay Gatsby is also included here because he's Nick's "perfect god"...)

- The third wheel. There's always this third party involved in the story. And he claims our main heroine because he's a rich and popular bachelor™️. He doesn't have to necessary actively claim her or be a douchebag (In Romeo + Juliet the heroine is forced by her parents and Paris is actually trying to be sweet) but he's the main reason to the couple’s demise. Is goofy at times.

- Goofy but sad friends. They are funny, they are charming, they like to party but they always end up sad or dead. You can say Nick Carraway had this role also together with traits from The aspiring romantic youth™️. Also Jay Gatsby shares these traits because in the other movies it's the "goofy but sad friends" who starts or drags the main character to the PARTIIIIES✨.

- "Bitch I'm Fabulous 😎". In Romeo + Juliet it's Juliet's mom. In The Great Gatsby it's Jordan. In Moulin Rougue it's Nini. They're sassy, they're fabulous and bitchy. Cares mainly about their own self interests. More interesting than the main heroine tho. Could have had so much more potential but dissapears to leave room for the tragedy.

- "Include POCs but pretty much don’t give them too much room for the fabness". They are charismatic, funny and often the Goofy but sad friends. They catch your eye but in the end these characters are hardly explored and always surrounds the tragic pair-plot. *sips coffee not surprised* 🙄 ☕

- The XTRA-everything scenery. It’s big and it’s bold. Perfect for PARTIIIIES✨ But it is actually not that xtra-glam once it alls becomes tragic and shit.

With the key trope characters we can start with the plot and how it envolves; It starts with an introduction about the XTRA tragical end which lies ahead in the movie. You've been warned. Then The aspiring romantic youth™️ being introduced and it's all light hearted and funny. The aspiring romantic youth™️ is focused on their aspiration (Nick Carraway takes the role in this one in Gatsby) But he is dragged by "Goofy but sad friends" to extravaganca PARTIIIIES✨. GLITTER, MUSIC AND GLAMOUR BABY. There is the spark, one way or another, for the hush hush-romance between the main tragedy-pair to begin. (We all know Nick crushed badly on Gatsby okay.) And somewhere in between is also Beautiful and sad grrl™️ being introduced. It's important to show how extraordinary beautiful she is and also how tragic she is btw. The aspiring romantic youth™️ becomes or (in Jay Gatsby's case is) completely starstruck and enarmoured by the Beautiful and sad grrl™️ and he pursues her like there's no end to it. Beautiful and sad grrl™️ has their doubts first (not much tho) and gives in to The aspiring romantic youth™️. Then begins the hush hush-romance phase. The couple is so IN LOOOOOOVE and sooo HAPPY. It's just OH MY GOOOD. ❤❤ But then people stop being so oblivious to it and realize hey "that's forbidden fruit mister". And then begins the "US AGAINST THE WORLD"-part. The tragic pair faces opposition from EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE (more or less). Even the Goofy but sad friends are like "it's cute and all but you're screwing up everything idiots" (Poor Mercutio...). The hero has a breakdown phase. The heroine has a breakdown phase. Their love is threatened. He rages and cries. She cries and cries and cries. Lots of shouting or loud singing and angsty af. Then comes the calm before the storm. The couple decides to fight for their love. But ofc it ends up all shitfaced even more screwed up and angsty than before. Anyway in one way or another the couple is so close ending up with each other (Jay & Nick in this case ok good...) but then there is the "Death did us part" moment where one or both lovers dies. And it's all back to the sad intro. Everyone is sad. Love is dead. The ones who are left are nihilistic and sad. And the world is horrible. The end.

I regret nothing

#baz luhrmann #bazluhrmann #moulin rouge #the great gatsby #romeo + juliet #humor #romantic movies #stupid reviews #movie rant #movie review #movie analysis #movie rambling #what the eff was this #random goof #every baz luhrmann movie #leonardo dicaprio #john leguizamo #because they appear twice #i regret none of it

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doubleddenden · 4 years ago

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Okay, new Crown Tundra info... well, "official" anyway. Tbh we already knew about the Pokemon returning because of the data mining from Isle of Armor. Actually there isn't much they showed off besides locations and maybe story stuff.

Highlights

Galarian Slowking revealed at last. Its info is available now but just to save you a trip:

Type: Poison/Psychic.

Ability: Curious Medicine: resets all status changes to allies

Signature move: Eerie Spell: psychic, dishes out damage and removes PP from the last move used by the opponent.

No word on how to evolve it yet, but my guess is another item like the one used to get G Slowbro.

Also it looks like you may have to undergo a mini game or some series of battles to get to the legendary Pokemon hidden away

It LOOKS as if we can choose our AI partners, but I could be wrong here. In which I can finally flip the bird to the trainers that keep bringing Solrock, Magikarp, and Clefairy.

The Galarian Star Tournament. We kind of already knew this but it looks like it's just a series of multi battles. I think the real draw will be getting to see interaction between certain trainers. This includes DLC trainers, but OF COURSE it's still locked by version for whatever reason.

Curious enough they mentioned this happening after the Crown Tundra. Tbh I think they just mean after the main story and becoming champion, but we'll find out eventually.

Oh, Go is planned to be connected to Home at some point. Looks like it's a one way trip, so be advised. Sending pokemon to Home will also activate the box to catch Meltan

Also we'll be getting Gmax Melmetal in Home. Finally.

Unfortunately they gave no date for it, just "before the end of the year". They rush the main games but Go? Nah take your time for very small updates 🙄

Release date: October 22nd. About 3 weeks sooner than what I expected.

Also, you can buy the game with DLC included around November.

I think the best part of the trailer is the music video by Bump of Chicken at the end. Blink and you'll miss about 20 frames. The animation quality is gorgeous, but in true Pokemon fashion it's just another nostalgia trip. It's a fun nostalgia trip but they always play at nostalgia. Idk, it just runs me the wrong way when they keep doing this like "yes okay we get it we grew up with pokemon, please stop trying to brainwash or emotionally manipulate us into buying your product."

But like I said, the music video is great. The song is great, and there's some neato touches to it. A really neat one is the 4 boys on a rail road track is a call back to the movie Stand By Me, which is also referenced in RGBY when you watch the tv before leaving home. I think I felt a bit bitter sweet when I saw Cheren and Bianca grow up from following Hilbert to following Nate instead (I know Cheren can reunite with them in Masters but it's not the same. BW3 when?). God though, the small transition from fighting Blue to Red was awesome. Also, I think the boy and girl's hats may be official hats from the game, too, particularly the boys' hats from FRLG and Sun and Moon, or at least take cues from them.

Wtf were Pikachu's and Eevee's proportions though? Pikachu had them Courage the Cowardly Dog hands.

Overall a cool music video and I wish it was the current anime. It made me feel like this was a glimpse at Pokemon if it were a traditional anime with slightly older protagonists.

Anyway, that's about it that came from the video. I think we know what kept them so long from getting us info now, lol. Tbh there wasn't really a lot of new info and that does concern me about CT's size and play life. I guess I have to be lenient again due to the virus but I sincerely hope there's more I'm not seeing here (and particularly want to know more about a couple other things datamined, but that's a spoiler).

But with that, we're still 200 short. Come on GF. Add the rest in you greedy bastards. Just do it. I want my Typhlosion and Samurott. Add the Megas too. I miss my Zard X and Mega Gengar. Literally every other modern Pokemon game has it other than Pokemon right now so hurry up.

I imagine we won't hear anything else from them until December or January. I predict in 2021 they'll throw in 2 more DLCs to buy themselves more time and to make room for their other releases.

#pokemon #swsh #swsh spoilers #crown tundra #crown tundra spoilers

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Omg it's fine don't worry!!🥺❤ And I'm also so sorry that it took me so long to respond. I really haven't been doing well and I'm just lacking all strength and energy.😭 Thank you so so much for all of your sweet and caring words, I really appreciate them!!🥺❤ I'm trying to take care of myself and take breaks whenever it gets too much but it's hard not to get stressed out thinking about all the things I should be doing😭 I'm trying to relax though.🥺 And to answer your last paragraph; YES I AM A DEOBI🥺 I'm actually a Deobi, Atiny and Stay apart from being into WayV/NCT (and also a Moa), so I should have all the more reason to watch Kingdom, but to be honest, that's simply also one of those things I don't have the strength for at the moment.😔 Maybe I can catch up at some point...😭 But I hope you're having fun watching it with your mom!! I saw a lot of people being upset over how The Boyz seem to be getting mistreated there, so I'm not even sure whether I WANT to watch it because thinking about that already makes me feel so bad for them.😔 But on a more positive note, who's your bias(es)/bias wrecker(s) in The Boyz?🥺❤❤❤❤

OMG THAT COOKING VIDEO AJFJSKKDD I REALLY GOTTA WATCH WAYVISION 2 WHEN I FIND THE STRENGTH TO DO SO BECAUSE THAT LOOKS SO CHAOTIC I CAN ONLY SHAKE MY HEAD OMG😂😅 Poor Kun, always has to do damage control there :')

AND I KNOW RIGHT THE AUDACITY OF XIAOJUN TO LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?! EXCUSE ME??? SIR???😭😭😭 That reminds me of his relay cam like what on earth, who allowed him to wake up at 4am looking like a 5 Michelin star meal??????😭😭😭 There was this one scene in which he was waiting for his oreo cake in the microwave and he leaned against the wall and looked back over his shoulders and like,,, god,,, the scene,,, I just,,, I really cannot handle it at all.🥵😭😭https://www.instagram.com/reel/CNVf17DHyF7/?igshid=l41f0mcv6v14 Spongebob is LITERALLY me😂😂😂

Also, I'm glad to hear the Let me love u MV is also bringing you joy!! I still love watching it and it always cheers me up a bit😭❤❤❤❤ How have you been doing btw?? I'm also always here if you want to talk and it always brings me so much joy to read your responses and messages🥺❤❤❤

It's okay if you don't answer right away!! I understand you need your time and taking breaks from social media and stuff like that is something all of us should do from time to time❤️ Just come whenever you feel with enough strength and remember to rest well and don't skip meals❤️

OMG WE SHARE ALL THE FANDOMS🤩🤩 I've been a deobi for a year now and it's definitely one of the best decisions I've made in my life LMAO And yeah, Mnet be mistreating them for no reason but what's new? 🙂 I recommend you to only watch the performances once it's all over because honestly it is really frustrating to see them being all down because judges say deobis are disappointed about them🙄 like EXCUSE ME WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? HOW CAN THEY TELL THEM WE ARE DISAPPOINTED?????? 😤😤😤 Ugh it just pisses me off a lot but you know, it's Mnet LMAO

The bias question is hard omg🤣🤣 does ot12 count as a bias? LMAO but if I had to choose I'll go with Eric, Sunwoo and Juyeon as biases (the maknaes UGH😭) and Changmin, Haknyeon and Younghoon as bias wreckers (but if you accept ot12 as biases then there you go hehe🙂)

Hbu?? Who are your biases/bias wreckers? And in the rest of groups? I'm curious to see how many of them we share LMAO👀👀👀👀

Istg they would have burnt up the dorms a year ago if Kun wasn't there LMAO I'm rather Xiaojun or Lucas in that kind of situation tho LMAO would stan there watching the chaos saying I can do nothing or be the chaotic kid shouting BLACK SAUSAGE 😂😂😂 I can't with these boys omg🤣

IKR😭 Xiaojun in that relay cam is my new religion 🙂 he looks so damn good and for WHAT? Boy it's 4am, I don't even look that fine at 7pm and you look all fancy at 4am?? You must be kidding me 🙂 God definitely has preferences and he definitely over poured the beauty scent while making him and left nothing for the rest of human beings🙂🙂

WHY IS THAT SPONGEBOB REPRESENTING ALL XIAOJUN STAN'S? OMG I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It really is🤩 that MV is definitely made for cheering up🤗 I've been doing good(?) I mean I could be doing better but it's okay😂😂 I got a new kid for tutoring which is pretty cool *cough cough more money for spamming my mom with kpop merch cough cough* but yeah I'm doing good 😂😂 Also really excited for all the little ideas I have tmfor the future of this blog that I can't wait to work on and show them to you 🤩🤩

Thank you so much for being there for me😭❤️ you can't imagine how happy I always get whenever I see you have sent an ask🤧🤧 Actually you're the only one sending long ass asks and I absolutely love them so whenever a notification pops up saying you've sent an ask I get really happy🤩🤩

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i rly like how u wrote this by seasons :) very well thought out nd pretty heh ( i also told myself how im keeping this short but its too good and u deserve all my reactions WORDED OUT.. heh sorry pretty)

“I would hate to be stuck somewhere for 4 years, and then not even be guaranteed a job after all that debt I would be in.” He pauses and then chuckles at how gloomy he sounds.” - AND YOU KNOW WHAT ?? this mfer is actually right college/uni IS a scam 😐

not only is jk here greasy but also he pulls that Oh Im built different🤪i like to be pursued🤣 🙄🙄🙄 lucky hes hot

“Nothing but my freedom. And it seems like everything tries to take that away eventually.” Your breath catches and you think something cracks inside of you. Can you ever truly contain a star?”

i love Absolutely Love this part, just smth abt that callback to her thoughts?essays? idk what to call it) about stars hmm

oc going off abt the stars like go bestie thats me with the moon

“Gonna fuck these one day, okay?” he tells you. .. Him saying that.. , should be vulgar. But to you it’s a promise that this is going to happen again, and it makes you high, floaty thinking about him wanting you, desiring you. Him already thinking about the next time he gets to have you when he hasn’t even finished with you this time.”

-poor oc ohhhhh mommae

MOMMAE INSERT OPRAH GIF THE HOWL REFERENCE - SHIVERS ME TIMBS

“You wanna mark me, don’t you? Was the tattoo not enough?” You nod eagerly. Of course you want to mark him, of course the tattoo wasn’t enough. Maybe you’re greedy, or maybe you’re just in love. But you don’t think it will ever be enough;” - i just . greed is always gonna be a persons downfall

if u could see my face when the professor said could u answer all my qns abt them.... do u love the idea of them u have in their head and the wah u describe ocs face going just Realizashun WOW. The fking speech the professor had oh my god so good so good how it intertwined w ocs recurring thots about loving jk oh mommae

“it’s easy to forget the things he does behind your back when he has you on yours beneath him,” - excellent show stopping yup

“But you know the game, you’ve both played it before. Act mad and hurt, get babied and taken care of. You give in, so easy for him just like the first time you made him cum and all the other times after that.” This shiiiiitttt sucks because u realise that its becoming a routine and its literally going to end like theres just no recovering frm it LOL m aaannn :(

how i forgot they arent exclusive or maybe they were nd jk wasnt on the same page but he is -_- ugh idek what to say hes sick

“Though your lips are shy, comfortable with only his, his lips are sociable and like playing with friends. Though your hands are small, not even big enough to hold all the love for the fallen star in front of you, his are big. Big enough to hold many things, maybe not love, but surely people. It’s a painful realization, when you come to the conclusion that your naiveté got in the way of you seeing things clearly, that your rose-tinted glasses kept you from seeing things for what they really are, and not what you had wanted them to be. It’s painful getting caught in the path of an imploding star.” LAWDDD so good soo achy love it another fav of mine i love it

“Please just don’t- don’t ruin this,” he begs. His eyes are closed and his brows are scrunched. “We’re good like this, right?”/ NAUR BECAUSE BECAUSE I WILL STELLA I LITERALLY SAT UP IN BED HES SO I JAVE NO WORDS . this mfer is so SELFISH

my god... “You’ll act like the first shower of the season really does signify new beginnings and you’ll act like the rain isn’t going to be a forever reminder of the end of you and him. Spring is here.” No words i love LOVEEEE this how u used the seasons to tell how long their story been going how one season ends signifies what ... oh your mind im going to kiss u actually

omg he rly said girl u are delusional BSKSJSKSJSJ like bro shes dickmatized she cant help it - 🙂🙂🙂hes actually... Evil oh stella younknow you wrote such a good story when people reading absolutely hates the character like jk On timeout for me rn HIM pushing all this on oc nd she apologising im outside his door rn actually im oc shooter like

“the world so much bigger than you thought. Bigger than doe-eyes and pretty tattoos. .... Going through the motions gradually turns to moving on. Sometimes it’s still a soft tender ache, a passive yearning for what was; what could have been. But it doesn’t hurt anymore.” poor oc like thats my baby i wanna give her a hug so bad :(

IM SO MAD CAUSE LIKE WHEN OC REALISED YEA HE GOT MARRIED HE NEVER WANTED FHAT COMMITMENT WITH HER LIKE AND THE GIRL HE GOT MARRIED TO HAD THE NERVE TO CHARGE HER FOR Oatmilk LIKE HONEY YOU ARE TUNNEL SISTERS BE NICE

“He holds eye contact with you when he asks, “Can I see it again? One more time, at least?” not him asking for coochie again like sir . Sir this is your wifes coffeeshop if u dont . Oc rly got that gorilla girp velvet cake gold dust pussy like

one moment he’s getting mad at the thought of him actually gcing a fuck and the next hes like oh but yknow i was waiting for u to come back to our hometwon waiting for you all year like oh fuck off eat my ass

the endings so bittersweet like here i am sitting up in bed like god oc why why why why why no Dick is that good NOT EVER ....... i hope oc had the strength to end it tho like girl its hot girl summer what is u doing -.- ( dont wanna be ur girl started playing her im so sobs) see u know whats funny is me knowing what goes on here there and then boom so much details added in fhat piece everything together beautifully . You did a great job stella heh proud of this huge one youve been writing ! thank you for tbis once again mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah <3333333

idealizations concerning real life relations | jjk (m/nc17)

>>pairing:jungkook x reader / fuckboy!jk x hopeless romantic!oc

>>genre:s2l, fwb, smut, angst

>>word count: 40.9k besties i am so sorry

>>warnings: jk is so sweet, but also so evil lmao, oc lives in her little noggin, angsty fwb, drug and alcohol use, tattoos, multiple smut scenes that include: oral (m/f), fingering (f), light face slapping (with hand and cock??), praise, degradation, marking, dirty talk, so many creampies yum, multiple orgasms, kissing :(, cumming in pants :), probably more but i cant think of it, ok other stuff now, manipulation, infidelity, oc thinks jk is made of stars :(, jk thinks she is so pretty :(, misunderstandings, some fluff if you squint, brunette jk, blonde jk, n blue jk, 1 mentions of: howls moving castle, too many mentions of: stars, the color pink

>>notes: bruv i do not have anything to say for myself EXCPET that i worked v hard on her and i really hope u like it <3 beta: @birbdae tysm for dealing with this, she is long lmao

this is split up by seasons, so if 40k is a lot for one sitting, you can read one season at a time if that is easier :)

>>summary: jungkook loves to be loved, but he doesn’t love in return.

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#and ofc jks job is a barista JDJDJS #oc is DICKMATIZED #thats what it is #this man is so obnoxious talking abt yea i kiss all my friends duhhhh #stuff my ck in them too🤪🤪#NDKDNDKS SOOO #IN THE KARAOKE ROOM ?????? IM SICK #TATTOOING EACH ORHER 1?1?1?1?#that inner monologue abt getting matching tats and him wanting to still be inked on her after it all ends #oh lawd he is twisted #this is an order but does oc suck pussy like thst Does She #jst realise anythign good happenss all i do is oh mommae like #luna wheres the vocab hm ?#down the trash?#yknow what usually the nickname pretty gorl prettiest girl gets me everettime #but everytime he says it now i feel like tiktok voice u so crazy i think i wanna Gunshot him #LIKE #no blue in sight just blue in your heart.#oh thats straight up BARS #one thign i def almost forget is how everyone is alawyas liek soulmates this that but stars mmm yum #love u #jk

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