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#just a 50 year old child#her rag doll gf#and her furry inlaw#dungeon meshi#farcille#yuri#dungeon meshi fanart#falin touden#marcille donato#labios touden#delicious in dungeon
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You look lost...
#Elvis Presley#my art#I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation#something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP...#we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns')#but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart...#it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes#poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis
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Chat what do you think they did to onstald?
#nevermoor#theres no way he spend over 50 years learning a wunderous art and preserving wundersmith history just to decide 'actually no i hate them now#'and srsly think they should all die including an 11 year old child'
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Am I just an old person ( I am literally only 24 ) or is the Joel miller x reader tag just so uncomfortable to everyone else too. Like why are all these reader inserts very clearly meant to be like 18/19 or let’s be honest some of these are clearly hinting and making reader behave probably younger than that. and have the ‘ I’m so sweet and innocent!’ Vibe. Like the type of girls who read Lolita and thought it was a romance novel.
#messrs lil rambles#I’m not hating. or maybe a little#but it’s just very odd that most of these fics are showing an infantilised reader with a nearly 50 year old man#I write older men. and women. and my reader is often hinted at having an age gap#but she still behaves like a damn adult and not a CHILD#you can have your reader be more Innocent and less hardened to the world without making them behave like a kid#just saying#Joel miller#tlou
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Lawmakers in the US: we've banned polygam marriages because we worry about the underage girls getting married to old men!
Me, who just wants to marry my lovely bf and gf one day: idk man, I think getting rid of the laws that 38 states have allowing underage marriage would probably do a much better job at that.
#omfg#polyamory#polygamy#marriage#usa#usa law#shitpost#but not really#poly pride#poly problems#like hmmmm maybe the conservatives against banning child marriage#laws b fucking weird man#like#i just think that maybe child marraiges shouldnt b legal#is that too much to ask#like really i dont think that polygamy is the problem here#my dude these conservatives that want to keep child marraige but keep polygamy banned and ban gay marraige arent the best people#i thought there was a divison of religion and state#oh yeah and the 20 us states that dont have any restrictions with age in marriage#like idfk i think babies shouldnt b able to marry 50 year old man but a woman cant marry 2 dudes
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it’s nice how the hanza dynamics initially established can sometimes compound with more character development further on…
as milva and regis are established to be action and words, doing and thinking, brawn and brains… this is very good on its own as how they are introduced in baptism of fire, but also…
their balanced approaches can be relevant to angoulême’s arc in the company because she has been so disconnected from her body by what she’s suffered, conditioned into thinking of her body as an object and bargaining chip… and with no credence ever given to her mind, soul, identity…
in milva’s domain of the physical body, she can become reconnected with her body, learn that her body is hers and not property of anyone’s… for once notice its movements, feel its feelings, not give it up to others, ignore its pain and retreat into numbness…
and in regis’ domain of thought and the metaphysical, she can recognize her mind and conceptualize herself as a person, immerse herself in her own thoughts and evaluate situations with prudence…
and these are also arcs which milva and regis had to accomplish in their individual respects… milva had to recognize her own bodily autonomy, regis had to sit and think about life…
#‘sit’ well i guess lie in a dark hole. naughty vampires go to dirt jail for 50 years#the elbow-high diaries#f: don’t call me auntie#f: i’m not your uncle dear child#gender is a huge factor here which makes it more beautiful i think#it also parallels a little how geralt and yennefer taught ciri individually and she combined their worlds incomplete without the other#i was thinking about this because of angouleme reluctantly saying that ‘there were no takers when i got there. i was too old…’#‘well’ she blushed visible in the firelight ‘almost none’#like i just want milva and regis to tell her that#1. your value is not determined by the perversions of p*dophiles#2. you are not only your body but your mind and soul#then i smiled thinking about angoulême squawking ‘that’s crap! you are your body. how can you exist without a body!’#disappearance. from behind and above and to the side and in her mind : ‘no idea’#milva doesnt want to be but she is like that one cool P.E. teacher you have who makes you fight for yourself
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does anyone else here have parents that behave as if they never aged out of Kindergarden?
#cause why are they fighting over fucking stuff like scissors for nails or chairs#“he sits on my chair” you are a 50 year old woman#“i didn't touch the scissors” says the man child crying#as if he isn't fucking 57 years old#like and why am I then the one getting all the shit#as a kid i used to have to shush my mom cause my dad screams at us always and when we just sat there in silence nothing would happen#turns out my mom is mad as fuck about child me reacting to abuse and told me she hates that i shushed her like I am sorry💀#“my child is fine” your child would lie in bed in complete silence unable to even cry listening to you scream obscenities at each other lol#anyways#rant post#just this#parenting#or stuff like that#mental abuse#trigger warning abuse#???#is it???#man child#father#mother#like act your age shaking my head#risky post#/j#or am I
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i know normal people moved on within a few hours max However liam dying has broken my brain and regressed me back into my 12 year old self. anyway kiss you was one direction’s best single
#this is so crazyyyyyto me bro i have barely thought about them all in years and the past week has just#yeah#like why was i talking about it with my 50+ year old senior colleague the other day#and my tiktok is full of them#i miss being a child and only having to worry about mr x killing them :(#fawk
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love when things go wrong in such a way that if you get annoyed about it you seem petty and ridiculous. someone spilled my juice and no one will admit to it 😡
#it was helping me feel better and i didn't get to drink much and now it is just me and my anti nausea bands against the world#(they aren't helping as much)#coworkers granddaughter is here and she's 6 years old so everyone else blamed her first#then she said it was my other coworker (not her grandmother) and its like. if it was my coworker (woman in her 50s) weird to blame a child?#if it was the 6 year old then i understand her not wanting people to be mad at her she's a kid idc#i just feel crappy and want this day to be over 😭
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one of my Complexes is that I was raised an only child by gen x'ers who were both young, one of whom acted like a sibling, and both whom raised me like they were raised & on the media they were raised on & we were poor enough that I also got the "latchkey kid" complex most gen x'ers had so now when I'm hanging out with gen x, millennials, and gen z (my actual generation) at least 75% of the time I relate more to the gen x'ers like 🧍♂️
#I just think it's really funny#my parents accidentally raising a sibling instead of a child makes me feel 50 at 24#the Amount of times when it's me and a 50 year old making the same references and my peers like. I do not know what you're saying to me#or I'll wind up translating between the two lmfao#and w millennials all my siblings are millennials so I Get Them#meanwhile my own generation I'm just..... we baffle me
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#enstars#yuzuru fushimi#i like how this is just a habit of yuzurus bc he grabs hiiro like that too in the new years scout card#we need a card of him doing it to tori now ‼️#also this whole section was rlly funny with yuzuru acting like tori’s mother but..girl you are a year older than him.#a year ago when yuzuru was tori’s age he was probably doing this same thing. he didn’t let himself be a child like he lets tor*GUNSHOTS*#starry liveblog#<found one old post to tag with this!!! like 50 more to go
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#I know my dog passing away is my moms loss too but like. she got totally wasted and now I have to sorta look after her while I’m grieving#as well. I’m like explaining every step to her like to a child. having to relive his last moments and why he had to be put down. to try and#rid her of her guilt because she had to sign the papers even though I would’ve if he was registered under my name#(I was a minor when we brought him to england so we couldn’t do it under my name)#and it’s genuinely not a secret that I’m the person my dog was closest to ever we spent the most time together I was his owner and bestie#so it seems a bit backwards that I’m sitting here having to comfort my drunk mother while she’s wailing ‘what am I gonna do without my toto’#when she sees him for an average of 3 or 4 hours a day#I know that’s awful I’m not trying to say the love is less but I just want to be allowed to grieve him peacefully without having to take#care of a 50 year old in the process#mrow.org
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what i need is like. a how to guide on improving your food health when you’re a tiny baby who only likes carb heavy savory food and doesn’t like to cook and also hates change. basically i need someone to come in & force me to eat better for me bc experience has shown that i crumple at the slightest bit of hardship when it comes to re-aligning my eating habits.
#liveblogging life#food tw#look the fact of the matter is i eat like a frat boy who's away from home for the first time#i survive way too much on cheesy snack cracks and i share taste buds with a finicky five year old child#so every time im like. i dont like how my body feels on this food & i would also like to live past 50#i just cant ever seem to keep it up#even when i just make small adjustments!!!! i've tried that too man!!!!!#like i dont go from burgers to salads like an idiot i try to do small steps and i just immediately crumple#[lies down on floor]#i miss japan it was so easy to eat better in japan
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The older I get, the more uncomfortable it feels to watch people call entire adults girls. Boys, too, but I can't pretend it doesn't happen more to women. (At least anywhere I've seen.) And I honestly don't know if it bothers me more or less to see people self id that way than when other people do it.
#I vaguely remember maybe fifteen years ago a message on the answering machine#from this woman my grandfather had gotten into an accident with#who referred to herself as a girl#and even that point I was internally like ma'am you can't be any younger than 50#and it's not that I'm saying she was *old* just like how are you continuing to basically call yourself a child at that age#and I bite my tongue a lot but it's definitely made online trans spaces Uncomfortable for me#I am not a fucking boy I'm a grownass man don't uwu small bean me I'm almost fucking 40#haven't been a girl *or* a boy in a couple decades now#but the self referencing happens more in online trans spaces than anywhere else I've seen#well aside from 'girl math' 'girl dinner' and similar bullshit self infantilization#'let people have fun' you might say and you know what do what the fuck ever but let people be uncomfortable too
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LOOOOOORRRRDDD HELP ME MY MOM HAS DISCOVERED THE TERM "GIFTED STUDENTS WITH LEARNING DISABILITIES now it's gonna be her whole fucking personality
#shitboxposting#shes gonna fucking cling to this label like it's proof shes SPECIAL because she needs to BE SPECIAL oh my GOD#WOMAN YOU ARE FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD GET OVER YOURSELFFFF#a 50 year old geniuinely identifying as a gifted child just dropped im in hell this is actual hell#i can't jjust tell her to her face that she has shit wrong with her so I complain about it on the internet#not my responsibility to fix her& she wouldnt listen to me anyways cos I dont have the patience to say it in the way she needs to hear it#girl is clinging to elementary level indicators of '''specialness''' at age fucking fifty.
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Ghada's campaign on GoFundMe has had it's transfers paused without cause. She relies greatly on donations to survive and now she is in desperate need of support. These are her words. Please donate and share.
Hello, I'm Ghada Mhasen, 20 years old, mother of a child born in war. She married shortly before the war and became pregnant a month before the war. The war came and killed my joy with my pregnancy and marriage, as we were forced to leave our house and flee. I left my belongings and things behind. I couldn't take anything. It was a difficult period with great difficulty. We found a tent to shelter my husband and me, because we had nothing. No one helped us. We tried to manage our affairs with the simplest and least things, but we also had to flee again, as we fled to Rafah. I heard the news of my house bombing and it was shocking news for me because it was all we had. My condition deteriorated and I was afraid for my unborn baby. Time passed and we tried to manage our affairs, but we almost died of hunger and almost lost my child, but thank God he remained fine. We continued to be displaced and our condition worsened. My husband and I were very tired until we visited Khan Yunis for the last time. It's time for me to have children and be born in a tent, a contaminated tent. There was no medical supplies. My condition was critical, but thanks to God, my child and I survived. Now I can't provide for his basic needs. We put below zero. I have now resorted to creating a Chuffed account to ask for help from you. Please help me, please. We need a tent to accommodate us from the winter and the needs of my child. We need food and drink. We need medicine. My husband worked hard to provide the simplest things for us, but while he was working, a wall fell on him and broke his foot. Now there's no way to help us live except for this donation link. Please save us. Please, every donation is important. It would have saved us from war, hunger and cold. We are not in one war. We are in three wars: the war of Zionism, the war of hunger and the war of cold. I ask you to save us. Every donation, up to $20, will save us from these wars. I am now living in a cloth that covers four sides without a roof. If winter really comes, we will die. Save us. Thank God, now after the end of the war, we are still living a very difficult life. I still can't provide for my child's needs or provide any of our needs from eating and drinking, even water with difficulty, we bring it. We always wait for any help to come to us, but unfortunately, my child does not come, he is exposed to a lot of infections because of the bad Pampers that we use for. I just want to provide what is necessary. I want to ensure a good life for him most of the time. It's rainy, uninhabitable tent. We always sink. I hope you to help us if in $50, please sympathize with us and my child. I trust you and thank you.
#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#genocide#west bank#donate#donations#gofundme#chuffed#i stand with palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#all eyes on palestine
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