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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
#as i grow older i find this even more perplexing tbh#like why would i want to erase the evidence of life's journey from my face?#how excellent to have smiled so much you can see it on my face!!!
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I like how leverage has a genius character and an autistic character but the autistic character isn't the genius character. the genius is a 22 year old black man with adhd who becomes an expert in anything you give him within 24 hours and the autistic character is a white woman who jumps off buildings for fun and once stabbed a man with a fork because he encroached on her personal space and sense of moral conduct
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spine-cracker
#yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#my love of books is physical and violent thank you!#i will crack their spines i will scribble all over them i will dog-ear their pages!#i will keep and love them until their fucking covers fall apart and then i'll repair them to love them longer#when i was a kid my favorite books were so thoroughly read i had to literally remake their covers lol
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#asfafjlasjfakj the camera angle is so funny#im going to stand right in front and fucking show off how i flex my beautiful paws. freak.#i'm a cat blog
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Mama void with all of her voidlings 🖤🐈
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looking through on sale nonfiction books on the barnes and noble website is fucking wild sometimes. there's popular nonfiction history next to movie cookbooks next to celebrity memoirs next to vitrolic conservative putdowns of joe biden next to reflections on the current state of democracy next to religious manifestos next to the most insane thinly veiled prejudiced frothing conservative mishmash you've ever seen in your life
#books i saw while casually browsing titles in their 50 percent off sale include:#'lies my liberal teacher told me' - i clicked on that one in horrified fascination and it's literally just a diatribe against#the idea that native americans were not violent the vietnam war was unnecessary and unpopular the red scare was useless#all of which... are true. and this dude is apparently a college professor. insane.#anyway i also saw a book about christianity being the best titled 'i may be wrong but i'm probably not' or s/t like that and it was so#smarmy and smug i immediately hated it with all my soul. bad fucking title.#another book about how joe biden and his son have irrevocably ruined democracy for everyone. who even writes those.#another one about how trump's win will do great things for america. who even writes those!!!!!!!!!!#so many celebrity memoirs. so many weird pop culture cookbooks.#i mean these are all on sale books. so whatever. but it's wild to see nuanced well researched nonfiction#next to the most reactionary pulled out of their biased ass nonsense. and im anti-censorship and i WANT everyone to be on the shelves#but jesus christ. the trials i bear.#liveblogging life#i got a b&n giftcard for christmas that's why im browsing lol
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates
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The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm
#i WILL say. that yes to all of this and some of you are too liberal re: he wouldnt fuckin say that#like characters do out of character things all teh time!#that's actually what helps make them more well rounded and realistic#bc humans do inexplicable things that are 'out of character' in the right circumstances you know?#BUT all that to say. there are limits to this mindset i think?#like yes characters can be put in a Situation and behave uncharacteristically#but i do think your character having a line they wont cross/a specific thing they'd never change#is also a good way to flesh out your character#like okay he'll fucking say that UP UNTIL. you know?#it gives you lines to draw in. if all characters can do anything all the time#then there's no boundaries. and boundaries help give shape to characters as much as throwing them into sitautions does#anyway as always nuance and moderation in all things
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“don we now our gay apparel” is a great line in our current day. put on your faggy little outfit cunt
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