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#some of the movies on this unlocked some Deep Memories lmao#i couldnt have told you about them but then i saw the poster and was like OH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE!#anyway 71#i dont know about sheltered it was more i autistically only wanted to watch certain beloved movies over and over again lmao
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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.
#tbh it actually frustrates me so much bc half of the response i saw was people complaining there wasn't any burt/irving or mark/helly conten#and i was like. not to be the pedantic bitch who yells at people for putting shipping first but jesus fucking christ can you people#learn how to enjoy stories that don't center on your ship. i'm begging you.#the cobel episode was so fascinating. it offered SO much insight into lumon into the world outside of lumon and into the process of severan#which is a major plot point for the second season specifically#and cobel's character - love her or hate her - is very central to the story's thematic tension#so yeah it absolutely tracks that she'd have an episode to herself. she's in isolation from the rest of the events of the story at that poi#and even more importantly she's isolated from the world she built herself into for most of her fucking life.#ofc it's Her Episode. ofc it cant be connected with or cut across other eps#honestly i found the after hours the most unnecessary of all the eps of s2 and only just barely#but that was also kind of a tension release/build into the very tense and plot heavy finale so i got it too#severance
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[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword
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"where are they going" it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter. it matters that he chose her. it matters that they aren't looking 10 seconds into the future. it matters that being with her is all that he's thinking of. for 10 minutes or 10 seconds it doesn't matter. it literally does not matter
#yeah they do Not have a plan. there is no future theyre chasing.#all they want. is more time. that's it. more time.#and they'll take it 10 seconds by 10 seconds if they have to#severance spoilers#severance
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you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit
#ive clicked on so many fics read the first like two paragraphs and gone 'NOPE' and clicked out#it's an important skill to learn im being so for serious
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my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven
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reading le morte d’arthur is like experiencing the opposite of chekhov’s gun. here is a beautiful mysterious damsel who offers you a sword and you will never see her again or know why she did it. here is a quest chasing a pack of beasts running through the court and the knight chasing them will die in one page and is unimportant. arthur has a horrific dream about serpents and it means something but we never learn what and arthur forgets it entirely. nothing means anything and now back to gawain
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need you all to see this bit from the us army 1943, paratrooper 'parachute jump training' video. that jump master's hand is in fact that slow. drives me insane. i'd be asking what are we.
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I think people mean well when they insist that America isn't a Christian country but it just obfuscates the situation and makes it more difficult for minorities to frame their experiences. America is a fundamentally, structurally, ideologically Christian country from top to bottom. It's exhausting, it's suffocating, and it's the truth. Nearly all political forces, pop culture phenomena, and major life philosophies here are either built on Christianity or propped up as subverting Christianity in a way that is, of course, still entirely about Christianity. Leftwing movements here that are ostensibly hostile to Christianity still ultimately structure their worldviews around their own versions of salvation, rapture, original sin, eternal judgement, heaven, and hell. Most people here fail to see Christianity all around them, influencing every facet of American life, for the same reason that a fish can't see water.
#yeah like. every system in america was built from a christian background tbh#and it's insanely invasive culturally speaking#isms
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Murderbot I love u
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
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All you do is whine
untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
#yeah this one has MANY more i've seen people obsess over lmao#i also got a much higher score on this one at 77 lmao
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gilgamesh is the bigger man than me because if a snake ate my flower that grants immortality that i wanted to use for myself i wouldn't touchingly come to peace with my own mortality and the mortal legacy i leave behind. i would be like if there was a flower that could make me immortal maybe there are other ways
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