queenerdloser
queenerdloser
tv taught me how to feel
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queenerdloser · 3 hours ago
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queenerdloser · 4 hours ago
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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 
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queenerdloser · 5 hours ago
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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queenerdloser · 6 hours ago
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the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.
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queenerdloser · 6 hours ago
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[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword
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queenerdloser · 7 hours ago
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"where are they going" it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter. it matters that he chose her. it matters that they aren't looking 10 seconds into the future. it matters that being with her is all that he's thinking of. for 10 minutes or 10 seconds it doesn't matter. it literally does not matter
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queenerdloser · 8 hours ago
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you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit
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queenerdloser · 9 hours ago
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my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven
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queenerdloser · 10 hours ago
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reading le morte d’arthur is like experiencing the opposite of chekhov’s gun. here is a beautiful mysterious damsel who offers you a sword and you will never see her again or know why she did it. here is a quest chasing a pack of beasts running through the court and the knight chasing them will die in one page and is unimportant. arthur has a horrific dream about serpents and it means something but we never learn what and arthur forgets it entirely. nothing means anything and now back to gawain
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queenerdloser · 10 hours ago
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need you all to see this bit from the us army 1943, paratrooper 'parachute jump training' video. that jump master's hand is in fact that slow. drives me insane. i'd be asking what are we.
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queenerdloser · 11 hours ago
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I think people mean well when they insist that America isn't a Christian country but it just obfuscates the situation and makes it more difficult for minorities to frame their experiences. America is a fundamentally, structurally, ideologically Christian country from top to bottom. It's exhausting, it's suffocating, and it's the truth. Nearly all political forces, pop culture phenomena, and major life philosophies here are either built on Christianity or propped up as subverting Christianity in a way that is, of course, still entirely about Christianity. Leftwing movements here that are ostensibly hostile to Christianity still ultimately structure their worldviews around their own versions of salvation, rapture, original sin, eternal judgement, heaven, and hell. Most people here fail to see Christianity all around them, influencing every facet of American life, for the same reason that a fish can't see water.
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queenerdloser · 12 hours ago
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Murderbot I love u
Original post by @lavenderlemniscate
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queenerdloser · 13 hours ago
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
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queenerdloser · 13 hours ago
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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
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queenerdloser · 14 hours ago
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All you do is whine
untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage
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queenerdloser · 15 hours ago
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
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queenerdloser · 16 hours ago
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gilgamesh is the bigger man than me because if a snake ate my flower that grants immortality that i wanted to use for myself i wouldn't touchingly come to peace with my own mortality and the mortal legacy i leave behind. i would be like if there was a flower that could make me immortal maybe there are other ways
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