#joke theory

[marvelmaniac715]

I haven’t finished Classic Who yet so I can’t fully confirm this, but I think that part of the reason why the Master is so angry all the time is that they quite often end up being shorter than the Doctor. That has to be a harsh blow, right? Like you’re the scariest most fearsome Time Lord that Earth and the surrounding universe has to deal with but then along comes the Doctor and you barely come up to their shoulders 😭.

[sladsher]

Totally epic amazing Arcane hair theory just dropped!!

So as we all know Jinx and Sevika are revealed to have joined the bob squad in the trailer (Jinx is unconfirmed, Sevika is undeniably in the squad)

Bobvika gets to go first because she got revealed first, We know from one of the teasers the rat thing has weird spinning knife arms, we also know that he and sevika scrap because he was gonna mug jinx. Clearly, in the kerfuffle, his knife arms cut sevika's hair and transformed her into Bobvika.

Next jinx's bob could be her following the amazing trend sevika started however I do not think this is the case. I believe one of her many stans got too engrossed in the stan culture, became a stalker, snuck up on Jinx, and stole her hair to frame in their house.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[crowlhoard]

Since episode 7 came out, this thought does not leave my head - apparently murder drones are perfectly equipped to live by devouring organic life, as in humans

and not just oil.

And what does machine oil and meat have in common? High amount of carbon compounds.

So, does this mean Murder Drones can live normally just by eating human food? Or other animals and such? Maybe a lot of carbohydrates?

[s1lv3rp4w3dc4t]

II 16 spoilers

nick le also died because cobs forgot how to spell nickel and slipped up

[sillyrandomwriter]

Adam meeting Charlie in the embassy was bragging about a chick he banged over the weekend. True story or his way of embarrassing Lute in front of the enemy?

both. my guitarspearer self says the girl he banged was Lute so, it’s a true story and embarrassing his right hand woman infront of the enemy in one move. also it would be pretty funny if Lute WAS actually the girl he banged like,,,

[chronicbeans]

I've seen Lilith, Eve, and God mentioned as people who might be the person who has made a deal and owns Alastor's soul. I saw one person mention Alastor's mother, but that may or may not be a joke so I don't entirely count it but I do think that'd be interesting to see lol. However, I would like to provide the secret fourth/fifth idea that I have next to no evidence for:

His (as far as I am aware) completely unmentioned father. My evidence for this: Alastor mentions his mother. He never mentions his father, so there is the possibility he didn't have much of a good relationship with him, or never even met him. So, there is a motive for him to make a deal with his dad, which would be to fix that bond or create a bond. I don't see why God would make a deal to own a sinner's soul, but I guess that could, technically, be possible. As for Lilith, I could see that being true. I haven't seen much on the Eve theories, so I'll say they could work, too, lol.

Do I believe it's his dad? Not really, but it was a sudden thought that I wanted to mention. Especially since a lot of characters in the Hazbin Hotel universe have daddy issues, lol.

[mileymint]

OKSO. I MIGHT'VE JOKINGLY PREDICTED A MD THING.

Okay so me and my friend were looking at concept art and I went "haha look Alice and Lizzy have the same hairstyle"

So we started making jokes about Alive being Lizzy's mom

Which lead to a joke about Lizzy inheriting the absoluteSolver from her.

THE TRAILER. THAT'S LIZZY AND SHE HAS THE SOLVER SYMBOLSNDKSMFDMGKKDMC!!!!

AND THAD IS HERE LOOKING ALL CONCERNED TOO I PREDICTED 2 THINGS AAAAAAAA

[violetheart77]

Okay but like the fact there’s not even any mention/indication of what Steph’s living situation is at the end of Nerdy Prudes when she’s presumably an orphan (*a legally adult one, but I digress). Like OBVIOUSLY it’s because that’s not important to the Dance scene and would be too much of a downer on Lautski’s Big Night

but like what if we were all overthinking it and Steph’s mom actually is alive and just divorced Solomon because she got tired of dealing with his shit.

[practically-an-x-man]

Was watching Multiverse of Madness with my dad last night and we got into a discussion about Marvel multiverse theories... and I actually came up with one that I think is pretty neat?? Not that I genuinely believe this is the direction they're going with things... But it would be cool.

Gwen Stacy and Kate Bishop are the same person.

Explanation for this idea under the cut.

Now I'm trying to figure out how best to articulate this thought, so bear with me if this sounds a little funny.

First of all, the obvious point is that they're both played by Hailee Steinfeld - Gwen in Spiderverse, Kate in Hawkeye. Now, the MCU is kind of inconsistent when it comes to actors playing characters across the multiverse (Benedict Cumberbatch is always Doctor Strange, but there are three different Spider-Men, things like that), and I know most of this media-wise is just fan service for the audience, but I think I've uncovered a little bit of logic behind it.

Characters with innate powers are always the same actor, characters who develop powers are not. AKA, Wong and Mordo and Strange are consistent because they have a natural affinity towards magic, Professor X is consistently Patrick Stewart because he's always a mutant (assuming the James McAvoy version is meant to "age into" Patrick Stewart), and Wanda falls alternatively into either of those camps depending on what version of her we're referring to (she's either a witch or a mutant, but has natural abilities either way). However, Spider-Man is given powers by the spider, not born with them, so it can be a different person/actor. Same thing with Mr. Fantastic (cosmic radiation), Captain Carter (supersoldier serum), Captain Marvel/Binary (more cosmic energy), and the others we see in MoM that already have variants in different movies. Different actors, since logically those powers could be given to anyone in the right circumstance. Black Bolt is an Inhuman, but doesn't have another film version we've seen, so he's not a problem.

Now, Hailee Steinfeld plays both Gwen and Kate - neither of which have innate abilities. Kate is a skilled archer but doesn't have superpowers, and Gwen was bitten by a radioactive spider like any other Spider-person. So her being played by the same actor makes things... interesting.

There is the hitch that these characters have completely different names, but the MCU has already changed up some characters' names while maintaining the same character (i.e. Mary Jane Watson becomes Michelle Jones), so I'm not particularly concerned about that little discrepancy. So what if Kate Bishop is the version of Gwen that could have become Spider-Woman, but didn't?

Now let's think about things age-wise: Kate Bishop and Tom Holland's Peter could have been the same age. Kate is 23 in Hawkeye, and Peter is meant to be roughly 18 at the end of No Way Home - but Peter Blipped and Kate didn't, which explains how she's five years older.

Two superheroes, who pre-Blip were the same age, who both live in New York... what if they were on the same school trip?

You know the one I'm meaning. We don't see it in the MCU's Peter Parker, but the story is always that he goes on a school trip, gets bitten by the spider, becomes Spider-Man. But if Kate was with him on the same trip... that means there are two versions of how this could go:

The MCU version: Peter gets bitten and becomes Spidey, while Kate/Gwen takes an interest in archery and becomes Hawkeye.

The Spiderverse version: Kate/Gwen is the one to get bitten, and Peter ends up becoming that universe's Lizard instead (notice that the MCU/Earth-616 doesn't have a Lizard of its own either...)

But they're the same person. Genetically, multiversally, the same. Kate Bishop could have become Spider-Woman, but she missed her opportunity and Peter was bitten instead. Kate Bishop is the MCU's equivalent of Gwen Stacy.

(disclaimer that yes I know they're completely different characters and the comics are nothing like the film/TV versions, I know that Gwen and Kate have different backstories and family lives and all that, I know that Hailee Steinfeld was just cast bc she's a talented and popular actor right now, this theory is just for fun and I'm not trying to claim it's actually something Marvel is planning)

[chameleon8]

guys! Bree is going to Connecticut to find her witch ancestors! You know what else is in Connecticut? Fablehaven! And what witch lives at fablehaven? Muriel! Maybe Bree has relations to Muriel?

[sosoribro]

(the following theory is a joke, obviously.)

the barbenheimer bluepulse theory

isnt it weird how "barbenheimer" sounds suspiciously like "bart 'n' jaime"?

"barbenheimer" is a combination of the two words "barbie" and "oppenheimer", the name of two movies that released on the same day.

now what movie is coming out this august? yep, the blue beetle movie. blue beetle's civilian name is jaime reyes. "barbenheimer, bart 'n' jaime"

and what dc character has the first name "bart"? that's right. impulse.

this leads me to believe that on august 18th, not only will we get the blue beetle movie, but we will also be met with an impulse movie that has secretly been worked on at the same time as the blue beetle movie.

now, i know what you're thinking: "well, no. there has been absolutely nothing from dc regarding an impulse movie." and i have a perfectly logical explanation for that.

bluepulse.

think about it. think about young justice, the cartoon. the second season specifically. think about all the gay energy bart and jaime had. that much romantic tension simply can not be ignored. we, as viewers, embraced this. dc, however, did not. because in the very next season, we find out that jaime has a girlfriend, and bart is implied to have a boyfriend. and on top of it all, bart and jaime had a very small number of interactions compared to the season before. almost like dc was trying to make the audience forget about their relationship. to make the audience forget about bluepulse.

dc taking such extreme measures leads me to believe that not only do they dislike bluepulse, they are scared of it. scared of us.

it has since been many years, and bluepulse, as a nation, is much quieter than it used to be. that is why dc is testing the waters by making their own version of barbenheimer, with blue beetle and impulse.

why impulse specifically?

because dc wants to make sure they've won. of course, they're wrong.

dying down ≠ dying

this is something dc will learn the hard way on august 18th.

[kuraiyoba]

THEORY TIME

Sunny imagined all of his friends (except Basil) as purple in headspace right??? That's because he killed Mari, making him the man behind the slaughter. He's making himself and Basil not purple so the player doesn't suspect him as the man behind the slaughter, and instead they think it's one of the others.

[yourturntofnaf]

EGGS BENEDICT THEORY

For the FNAF and YTTD fandom, the eggs benedict meal holds relevance to both crowds. Eggs Benedict is the name assigned to our character in sister location from a finicky machine, and is Kai Satou's favorite dish as a homemaker. Sure, this could just be a silly coincidence about a delightful breakfast, but what if it held lore implications....?

To start, we should identify the two characters associated with this dish. We have Kai Satou and our protagonist of FNAF:SL, who is likely to be Micheal Afton. For the sake of this theory, we are sticking with Mike being the Sister Location night guard. Let's point out some parallels between these two figures:

- Both have now (mostly) dead fathers who were involved in some sort of evildoing. Kai's father Gashu being a member of ASU-NARO, and Michael's father William being the man behind the slaughter. You could also mention that both of their dads are child murderers.

- Both lost a brother at a young age, this loss being traumatic for both of them.

- This loss and opposition to their fathers motivates both characters' morals, with Mike allegedly attempting to take down Fazbear locations to end what his father created, and Kai turning against the organization and attempting to stop the death game.

- Both have a sibling that takes the form of a non-human body. This is the big one. The soul of Michael's sister Elizabeth goes on to haunt the Circus Baby suit, and Kai's brother Rio Ranger was created in reference to Kai's other brother, Sei. Both of these figures are inherently tied to but distinctly different than the humans they are based on, with Baby being manipulative of Michael and Ranger having different emotions than Sei, making him act very differently.

The most important part of this last point? Both of them are GINGERS.

Now that we have pointed out major similarities between the two, let us discuss their fate in their respective franchises.

In sister location, the game ends with Mike getting his insides scooped (ouch) and replaced with an animatronic endoskeleton from the scooped funtime animatronics. They go on to the above-ground world in Mike's body.

In YTTD, Kai dies in the game's first chapter. He had continued relevance digitally through his laptop in chapter two but has not been important to the game's third chapter.

It is very important to note that YTTD is currently unfinished, meaning the full story is left untold. This leaves plenty of room to theorize on what is to come, and perhaps we can use eggs benedict to solve the game!

If the trend of Kai Satou and Mike Afton parallels continue, it is possible that we could see something such as this:

Kai returning through nontraditional human means.

The YTTD equivalent of what happens to Michael's body would be the usage of doll parts, or fully becoming a doll, to continue. It is fully possible for someone to return through the usage of these dolls.

This could tie back into a big mystery to the YTTD lore, the person in Miley's room on the hospital bed. It is entirely possible that this person is Kai.

He may be brought back for good or evil. Might he become a puppet for the organization, or perhaps the continuation of his attempt to take down the death game? Who knows, at the end of the day this is all about eggs benedict.

I hope you enjoyed this theory.

[kathystheoriesandmore]

Last braincell thought.

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I've heard a few people meantion they believe the seven people are Japanese since the flag has been shown a couple times in past posters and trailers.

So if thats theory is true, there are going to be 7 Japanese streamers, leaving one spot open. (Since there were 8 pods)

And Wilbur Soot, (Hatsune Miku) will be the 8th.

[chipsoapart]

Imagine if in the Fanf 2 movie, Balloon Boy is possessed by Mike's little brother.

I know it's very unlikely, but it's funny as hell to imagine.

[bonemunchereden]

What if Mr. Cupcake is Garrett