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that time of year again
#Happy 6 Year Anniversary to the Linked Post#EDIT: Didn’t even occur to me when i scheduled This Post that today was the Winter Solstice#todaybor day is labor day#season’s greason’s#season's greason's#seasons greasons#homestar runner#labor daybor#i write shitposts not tragedies
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#i swear i didn’t mean to reblog 2 posts about Trout back-to-back it’s just a Hilarious coincidence they both showed up on my Dash#ancient rome#historical shitposting#fishposting#i write shitposts not tragedies
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You are so cool
Let's discuss shuichi and the possibility of bisexual shuichi
*cough*
"possibility"?? uhh- *calculation noises* ...VERY HIGH.
#/silly#feel free to reblog this with more shuichi being a bi disaster examples i know they're out there#shuichi saihara#one day ill be able to express my enjoyment of characters and concepts verbally. today? it's just gonna be memes.#i have many thoughts about him they are endless and none of them are coherent enough to write down OTL ;; a tragedy...#i care this loser so much#saihara shuichi#dr shuichi#also YOUR FACE is cool circuslemon!! >:0 take that!!!!! /lh#ask maiora#maiora shitposts#drv3
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the locked tomb series as a whole feels like something the mechanisms would come across and be interested enough to write an album about
like you KNOW one of them would somehow accidentally be ordained as a lyctor or some shit. not because they go through the process but because they’re immortal and have the same healing powers as one. one of them would find a way to meet jod and probably conspire with him (and we know it would probably be ashes). pyrrha would meet one of them on the street and either get into a fistfight or take them out drinking. probably both. poor brian would probably crash land on one of the houses and become some sort of prophet/oracle again. they would encourage so much awful shit and it would be great
this connection was definitely not spurned by mechs content finally finding its way onto my dash again alongside the usual locked tomb stuff i see daily /s
#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#the locked tomb#the locked tomb series#the mechanisms#the mechs#could i have looked up the mechs tag again for more content#yes i could have#in my defense tho#other things had taken the forefront#of my interest#not that i’ll ever stop loving the mechs#but like#i only have room for so much lmao#that being said#so happy that the mechs are back on my dashboard#seeing content about tragic lesbians#combined with the queer space pirates#who only write about tragedies#made the biggest lightbulb go off in my head#think about it#the mechs would be all over the nine houses#and their sad little lives#rip the mechanisms#you would’ve loved gideon the ninth#this is sort of a shitpost#and i do not care
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If she’s your girl in the comics, then why’s she part of the Gayest MCU Project Yet™ with me?
#Hello Marvel Side of Tumblr 👋#agatha all along spoilers#agatha all along#death’s hand in mine#agathario#vidarkness#agario#rio vidal#lady death#agatha harkness#thanos#deadpool#thanos the mad titan#wade wilson#marvel comics#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#infinity war#wandavision#agnes bohner#agnes o'connor#agnes of westview#i write shitposts not tragedies#agatha all along episode 7#agatha all along episode 7 spoilers
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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
#as promised in my last reblog#destiel confession meme#ao3 top ships bracket#destiel#the x-files#scully you’re not gonna believe this#i write shitposts not tragedies
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In my WIP chapter one I literally brutally murder the trans lesbian main character. And then have her painfully come back as an undead bloodsucker. All to later be attacked by her crush who tries to kill her.
I burry my gays and then make them dance.
#trans girl#transfem#shit post#shitpost#lesbian#trans lesbian#trans#sapphic#writing#bury your gays#writing vampire#vampire#tragedy#I love tragedy
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typical ghost-haunting-their-murderer story except instead of it being a revenge case or whatever it's just that the court is trying to sentence the murderer to execution and the ghost happens to be really anti death penalty and keeps attempting to fuck up the trial/evidence in order to get the sentenced reduced.
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Thank you weird ads on tumblr, for giving me meme material
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i’m crying this is the deadest plant i’ve ever seen
#reddit#houseplants#garfield speak to me#garfield are you /srs or /j#garfield#jon arbuckle#i write shitposts not tragedies
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remind me i want to write agoraphobic nanashi
#Shitpost#this has been on my list for years it just hasnt fit in anywhere yet#ive wanted to Elijah Bailey!Nanashi forever lol#Anyways. I want to write a tragedy where he cant bear to enter Mikado#and feels he is being left behind :)
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shitpost dispatches from guanyin temple & the sangyao dungeons - [10/?]
with the important caveat that no, jgy was absolutely not attempting to kill or harm nhs prior to this moment, but I would bet cash money on him exacting some pretty bloody retribution upon his beloved a-sang if he'd survived the events of guanyin temple (and also I think he would win)
#mdzs#mdzs shitposting#sangyao#not my favourite flavour of sangyao tbh#i prefer to read/write them without the revenge vision quest hovering as the dramatic irony elephant in the room#compels me tho#just to ramble abt this a bit more in my own tags#huaisang's one advantage throughout his entire revenge quest is that jin guangyao does not suspect him of anything#i have many additional thoughts here about how jgy's fatal flaw wrt nhs is overlooking and underestimating his capacity#for presenting one face to the world while keeping his real thoughts and feelings and ambitions hidden away#(and where do you think he learned that from a-yao? i'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'not er-ge or da-ge')#whereas nhs's fatal flaw (and it is not something that I perceive as fatal within the text#so much as supposition wrt his mental state post-canon)#is his inability to commit himself to any work he's not personally invested in#this is endearing and cute and a little exasperating when he's at lan summer camp#but wrt jgy it prevents him from looking past *what* jgy has done to nmj and asking himself *why*#I do think it is inevitable he will ask that question in his future just as lxc was desperately asking it at the end of the confrontation#the tragedy here is that nhs orchestrated the death of the only person who could ever give him that answer#and now he will never know#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#let him have birds!! 🕊#mdzs meta#in the tags anyway#moling queue
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None can stand before me as better authors. I am the greatest, most skilful writer that ever has been and ever will be. There can be no challenge.
#shitpost#writing#context: nancy almost got absolutely clapped#if tried can be used for speaking and someone can fail to get their words out why cant i just combine the two#why oh why didnt i make nancy a mary sue so she can just be totally unfazed by a sharp object being nearly sent through her skull#welp i guess nancy's gotta have problems oh well what a tragedy#(it was in fact not a tragedy and she would go on to torture nancy for character development)
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I saw Nerdy Prudes Must Die live with one of my friends, without any previous knowledge of the Hatchetfield universe. I loved that it’s very comprehensible for a newbie, but what absolutely baffled me was hearing about these Lords in Black and they showed up as the most neon bitches I have ever seen in my life
#this took an ungodly amount of time for a shitpost#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes must die#the summoning#lords in black#pokotho#nibblenephim#tickle-me wiggly#bliklotep#t’noy karaxis#hatchetfield#i write shitposts not tragedies#his ass is not reading
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Ok hear me out
a tragedy that’s a tragedy not because of how it ended but because it Hasn’t Ended
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Clutching my chest and falling to my knees, I’ve crossed a threshold that closes shut and traps me from ever turning back…
I unconsciously wrote Roger Craig Smith Sonic instead of Jason ‘The Goat’ Griffith Sonic HNGGGG
#send prayers and deepest regards as I struggle to move past the greatest tragedy of my fanfic writing career.#I… i fear i can never turn back…#it was only a matter of time.#I’m in a state of mourning.#the dialogue came out so naturally…#I’ve… I’ve lost his voice PFICWKXJCH#FUCK#JG COME BACK IM SORRY#PLEASECOMEBACK#:) pain#shitposts
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