#joke post ofc

[gojohatemail]

i am DONE if i see someone liking ADACHI. THEYRE BLOCKED. hating ADACHI? BLOCKED, disliking ADACHI? BLOCKED, loving ADACHI? BLOCKED, you know about ADACHI'S existence? YOURE ALSO BLOCKED. IM THE ONLY ADACHI LOVER, LIKER, DISLIKER, AND HATER! EVERYONE WHO LIKES HIM DNI.

[eclipsen-smiles]

Continuation post of nari being disappointed when heket has 2 and then trying to cut them off.

[harigittan]

"i cant wait to see gong" "i wonder what gong looks like" "i think gong will be in this game"

[thesaintofpatience]

Here's the thing about all the memes John uses in TLT. Sure, Jod is horny for the 2010s, but I can't believe that after 10,000 years he hasn't bothered to get down with any fresh new material. Never mind a myriad of human culture developing its own linguistic quirks - I'm betting the original Canaan House 16 had plenty of time to come up with some of their own. For example:

Skeleton construct #230 (Scotty Boneman) and skeleton construct #39 (Grunkulous Prime) and their long-running feud

Excessively anatomical descriptions for normal actions e.g 'don't you elevate your supercilium at me, Valancy. Stop oscillating your cephalon in my direction.'

Responding to one of John's unfathomable inside-joke references with a solemn nod and intoning the words 'glumpus glumpus' to acknowledge Divine and Unknowable Wisdom

Forgotten objects that may or may not have been sex toys (Cyrus and Valancy's nude portraits are a continuation of this)

[pointing at a picture of any animal that no longer exists] 'What kind of dog was this?'

Necromantically juicing up your muscles to insane proportions before e.g opening a jar, turning a key, writing down a note

Referring to any distasteful outfit as a 'sex ward'

'or as they say on the Eighth: if in doubt, slut it up' (Mercy and Cristabel do not approve of this one)

Tendon loving care

Convincing one another of fictitious new slang from the other Houses.

[after summoning a bone construct/flesh monster/skeleton army] I can never get the nose right

How many of your own joints can you dislocate mid-conversation before somebody notices

Wearing your lyctoral cape any way except in the way that it was intended to be worn

And, of course:

Lyctor? I hardly know 'er!

[fanaticalthings]

Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival

BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?

And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.

[haveihitanerve]

The couple:

and the perpetual third wheel:

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

[tuktev]

[foolsocracy]

omg ally

[bruhstation]

man who enjoys every single second he's dedicated to hating to the point it pisses everyone except him off

[grogumaximus]

Interviewer: if you could choose one other driver to go out to celebrate with, who is it to be?

Lando: I probably would have said Max but-

[mirouvrse]

proship culture is being a victim who's weird

[calmbigdipper]

Kaveh from the information support team, reporting for duty!

[ designs from the “Risky Virus: Phantom Thief Night” animation featured in HoYoFair! ]

[pnfc]

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[nothing-if-not-unusual]

Shakespeare’s comedies end with marriage, I don’t want my comedy to end so I’ve decided not to get married

[walrus150915]

I feel like a lot of people in the fandom tend to forget this, so I'm just here to give a kind, thoughtful reminder :]

Ambrosius Goldenloin in the movie is an East Asian man (Korean-coded), his skin is tan, his eyes are monolid and his nose is big

He's voiced by Eugene Lee Yang - a Korean-American actor who also has Chinese and Japanese heritage. Eugene Lee Yang looks like this:

During the production, when Ambrosius was decided to be East Asian, artists looked up queer East Asian-American men, and based Ambrosius off of them. Ambrosius is literally drawn to look like Eugene Lee Yang

Please draw him as such, thank you