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smh, the fact that randy orton could have the BOTH of us at the same time and he’s not around. what a shame. 💔
#god might not be real but bisexual polyamorous randy orton is my saviour#kidding goofy funny lol jk ................... 👀 unless 👀#join us tyvm
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Uh-oh! You are like, SOOO awkward!!
You're so awkward that it is occasionally mildly uncomfortable for people!
You're so awkward that sometimes people are confused by you and then there are awkward silences!
You're so awkward ...... that ultimately no one is harmed!!
Oh damn!!! What a vile crime you have committed! What an unforgivable thing it is to make a fellow human briefly confused!
Why, if *I* were ever briefly confused and kind of uncomfortable as a result, I'd be devastated.... by the absolute net zero change in my happiness and health! - From which I might never recover!! Yes indeed! No punishment can ever be enough for you!!
So you better absolutely hate yourself for it.
Better be SO MEAN to yourself about every single missed social cue so you don't forget your horrible crime! Meaner than you'd ever dream of being to someone else for the same thing! This is YOUR responsibility!
You need to show the world that you KNOW you are bad by punishing yourself constantly! After all, think of all the people who BENEFIT from you punishing yourself! - No, really! Think about it! Think about who benefits from your pain.
Think of alllllll the definitely-good people that your definitely-necessary self-torment definitely helps! I mean, you can't just cut off their definitely-life-sustaining supply of your suffering, right?? Sure, everyone else has a breaking point, but you're probably the only person in human history who doesn't, right? Best not to question it probably. Sure, it's a symptom that billions of people with trauma have had, but who knows? You could be a one-in-seven-billion exception. Anything's possible!
Instead, better just accept that idea that bullies carry like guns in holsters - the idea that people who have trouble with social cues deserve to suffer. Better carry on the burden they placed on you until you drop. Aid the cause of the callous by enforcing shame and suffering upon yourself extra hard; try your best to do their work for them. They're very busy.
Better not recognize that you need patience and kindness to heal from your trauma. Better not find out that it was trauma rather than personal weakness filling your head with self-hating thoughts. Better not find out it wasn't your fault.
Better not find out that awkwardness is not inherently harmful or unkind, and, in fact, the people who act like it is *are the ones enacting harm and being cruel.*
Better not get righteously angry when you realize just how much unnecessary damage this has done to you. After all, if you get mad, you might realize you deserve better. You might even feel brave enough to DEMAND better! You might build boundaries that keep you safe! You might make other people think they deserve to feel safe too! And we obviously can't be having that, so...
Better not show yourself even a little kindness a little bit at a time.
Better not make a habit out of it after all that practice.
Better not get confident.
Especially if you can't first wipe out every trace of awkward. (And you probably never will. Because people who experience absolute social certainty at all times tend to be insufferable assholes that enforce the status quo. And you just don't have the stock portfolio for that.)
Better not be confident and awkward because then you might confuse and delight people
- you might accidentally end up making other people feel less shame for their social difficulties
- you might make isolated, traumatized, and shy people feel like they deserve to be included in social situations
- you might even make them feel they can be themselves around you
- you might start loving the effect you have on a room
- you might enjoy conversations more
- you might forgive yourself and bounce back from shame more easily and frequently
- you might come to enjoy some of those moments of harmless confusion you cause because NOBODY expects the Confident Awkward, and that can genuinely be an advantage in social situations
- you might stop apologizing so much.
- you might find that socializing is like a video game: it requires practice but also a safe space for it to be fun and positive.
Or if you can't become assertive and confident, better not remain awkward and shy and quiet, and then love and forgive yourself anyway!
Why, it would be carnage!!
In either scenario, you run the risk of finding out that it's not your fault that safe spaces full of kind people can be really hard to find, create, and nurture. You could end up building a skillset that helps you do those things if you're not careful!
If you start giving yourself even the tiniest amount of grace at a time, you will find that you've accessed a gateway drug with extreme long-term side effects:
- You might realize that it was never your fault that it took so long to like yourself.
- You might realize that you were always worth talking to, even when you didn't like yourself and communication felt impossibly difficult.
- You might realize that you'll still be worth talking to even if communication becomes harder as you age and/or experience disability.
- You might come to know that you deserve to be heard even on bad days when words come slow and blurry.
You might discover that you were always deserving of kindness, first and foremost from yourself.
So. As you can see, it's FAR too much of a risk to start granting your awkward self free pardons for your many heinous and harmless crimes. Better to just leave it there.
#social skills#i have a few posts now in my ' social skills' tag#original#maybe eventually I will compile them and polish them in some meaningful way. I know what I want to call the book title#in big text it'll say 'I'M AUTISTIC' and then beneath that in smaller text 'And I Have Better Social Skills Than You'#or something to that effect. and the cover of the book will be me making an exaggerated smug face like the little rascal I am#challenging the viewer to pick up the book and see if they can prove me wrong.#and then the entire first section of the book is about how actually the issue with our society's social skills is the harsh judgment#for people who have trouble communicating and not the other way around. I don't actually think I'm the#most charismatic person in the world by a very long shot. but i do know that I have put more thought into my social skills than#most allistic people and frankly i have surpassed most of them. not because i am more persuasive or smooth or funny#(tho i am persuasive and funny lol) but bc i have questioned which social functions are more restriction than utility.#and instead i have focused my energy on actively learning how to make people feel safe. i feel social rules would benefit all people by#being a little more autistic tyvm. i don't think every person should dedicate themselves to being better at communicating#i think people should dedicate themselves to being kind and patient to everyone regardless of their ability to communicate#I think our society wrongly links communication ability to intelligence and intelligence to level of humanity.#when in fact all three of those things are fucking unrelated and connecting them inevitably leads to#really fucked up views on disabled people that hurt us. and then with that aspect of the book firmly understood and established I would#go on to recommend some ways to make socializing easier and more fulfilling (and less shameful and terrifying) for all kinds of people#it wouldn't be a book about Leaning In To Succeed in Business or 'here's how to avoid being the awkward loner at a party'#it'd be a book about how if you see someone alone at a party here's how to invite them to join your group without pressuring them#stuff like 'hot tip! if someone takes a while to type or speak a full sentence - talking over them b4 they can finish makes u an asshole!'#I know that a lot of people cannot or don't want to dump a lot of skill points into socializing like i did and they shouldn't have to in#order to experience basic dignity and respect. if we treat people like that then we just validate that people - especially#autistic children and elders and disabled people of manu varieties - have to suffer unless they learn all these arbitrary bullshit rules#and a lot of them are arbitrary bullshit! one of the reasons I throw people off so much is because I harmlessly break a lot of social rules#but I know I'm doing it and I'm not ashamed and people just don't know what to do with that! but a lot of them like it actually!!#i think it's a relief to be around someone so openly and unrelentingly weird bc what am I gonna do? judge you for being weird??#I only care if you're kind. not necessarily 'nice' or passive. Kind. Brave enough to care about people being treated well. Kind.#also I recognize that at least some of my ability to be openly weird is white privilege so that's important to acknowledge too
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OMG YAY we got tagged in a thing by @virtualskye! ^U^
Gotta make a poll of 4 characters you are/do like and have your oomfs vote on who's the most you, and tag some number of frens to do the same :D
@wisdomdissimulator @eebilu @tetrawolfgang @cecelinyaa @mochiamori @summerstarbun @nyxxx1they-them @r0ttingpix1e
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A silly little idea but what if reader is asleep in the rec room because she's just so exhausted after mission days ago? And it's not just sleeping, you're literally hibernating. The four men have to check everywhere cause you're not in your room. First is Soap who find you. When he saw you're sleeping peacefully in sitting position on the couch (glad Price has changed that old dusty couch with the new one), he can't help but also feel sleepy, especially seeing how relaxed you are. So instead he joins in sleeping with you on your left side.
The next is Gaz who's been busy finding Soap and need his assistance. He also notices he hasn't met you since morning. When he found both of you snoring in the rec room, he smiled to himself and let the exhaustion take control over him. He's just gonna rest his eyes a bit okay. Now, he sits on your right side and close his eyes.
Ghost has been grumbling because the two sergeants now are absent in rookie's training. He immediately checked the rec room and what greeted him was something that made his heart warmed a bit. He found you, Soap and Gaz are snoring on the couch. Soap's on your left, his head leaning on your smaller shoulder. You're in the middle and Ghost just realized how youthful you're actually looking without too much stress or mental burden when you sleep. Gaz is on your right, his left arm tangles with yours. Ghost smiles behind his mask, pulling out his phone from pocket and snapping at least 10 pictures of you sleeping together. He can use this for the next threat or blackmail (but actually, he saves it for himself because you're just so adorable sleeping together).
As Ghost's about to flee from there, Price enter and sees the whole scene. He looks at Ghost with hint of amusement and shakes his head a bit. He gets out of the room right after telling him "Wake them up in 15 minutes" and Ghost nods.
Hello anon no this is not silly this is soooo cute 😩💖 Imagine them cuddling and sleeping like a pile of cats. They deserve the peace after so many troubles waiting for them. TYVM for sending this wonderful idea to me 🫡💖
TF141*F!Reader
Summary: you fall asleep on the couch in the rec room, and the sergeants joins your nap while Ghost and Price enjoying the scene
Each Other’s Shelter
“Bonnie?”
Soap opens the door to the rec room. He has been finding you, yet almost dug through the whole base, the last place he expects you will be in is the rec room. You aren’t someone who would fall asleep easily already, let alone sleeping outside your room. So when he sees your figure, sitting on the couch in a weird position that he doubts how you’re able to sleep like a bear hibernating and unbothered by all the noises, he’s sort of confused and amused at the same time.
He walks towards you, casting a shadow on your figure when he stands in front of you. You look so serene and young, your usual frown and stress-included expression vanishes when you’re deep in your sweet dreams.
“Bonnie?” He whispers again as he kneels.
You still don’t move or react even a bit, and he laughs quietly at your slightly agape mouth.
The mission you guys just completed a few days ago must have exhausted you to your limit, but he loves to see you like this, wandering in your own dreams without the mundane burden on your shoulders.
Soap lets out a big yawn which even surprises him, he thought he was quite energetic a few minutes ago, but he wouldn’t complain about the spell you secretly cast on him with your peaceful presence.
A short nap won’t kill him, right? He contemplates as he takes a seat on your left side, letting your bodies squeeze together that the warmth is flowing between, and drifts into the dream along you.
Gaz asks almost everyone whether they saw Soap or not, he really needs some help from the sergeant right now, and even you have not been seen since the morning, like you two just disappear from the base.
He almost starts forming the conspiracy theory that you two are playing hide and seek together and the winner will get the excessive one-slice cake stored in the fridge.
He’s feeling tired from the sore muscles and the lack of rest after the grueling mission. The whole team just straight back to work after dealing with those bullshits, he’s worn out, and surely you and Soap are the same as him when he enters the rec room and sees you snuggling on the couch.
Soap leans his head on your smaller shoulder compared to the team, and seems like you unconsciously scoot yourself to seek the heat beside you, as your head angles towards Soap’s too.
A little tranquil haven built by you two inviting him to join with its magically soothing comfort.
Just going to rest his eyes for a while, the papers can wait.
Telling himself and chuckling at your suddenly stuttered tiny snores, he sinks into the couch beside you.
Gaz smiles when he imagines you shooting daggers at him when he laughs at you for your adorable snores later, and lets the rest he longs for cocoon him from the chaotic world.
When one of the recruits asks him about his sergeants since they’ve been waiting for them and their training, but neither Gaz nor Soap shows up, Ghost just sighs and waves the recruit off, and goes on his way to search the little dorks.
He doesn’t stop and guess where they will be, he just heads to the rec room. His instincts and years with his teammates instruct him the whereabouts of them.
What Ghost doesn’t expect is you’re with them too, and he takes in the scene unfolding in front of him, the heartwarming vibes filling the room make him soften and curl the corner of his lips under his mask.
When was the last time he felt such overwhelmed by tenderness that his bad temper was conciliated? He lost count of it, but he knew only his team and his love could provide him with this relief.
He fishes out his phone and snapping you cuddling together like newborn bear babies. The photos capture the sight and freeze the gentleness wonderfully, from how you and Soap tilt towards each other, to the way your arm tangles with Gaz’s, fingers intertwined tightly like you are afraid to let go.
Ghost watches the exhaustion brings all of you to somewhere without having to worry. Of course he notices Gaz hits his limits after the mission even though he tries to hide it, and Soap is unaware of the need for rest which’s deep down his heart. You force yourself to keep going with tiredness chaining your ankles, ending up adding wrinkles in your brow these days. Now the vivid contrast reminds him how youthful you actually look, and he hopes the innocence can stay on your beautiful face longer.
Stepping backward in order to leave, Ghost halts when he hears the low huffs of laughter coming from behind.
“Price.” He calls the man narrowing his eyes and obviously enjoying what’s happening in the rec room just like him, and shakes his head feigning a resigned attitude. No words are exchanged between them, as they just want to admire the undisturbed view in silence.
“Wake them up in 15 minutes.” Ghost feels the reassured pat on his shoulder before the Captain exits the room with a lighter mood.
His eyes trail at Price’s figure until it becomes a dot from the distance, then turns back to the three of you still napping on the same spot without stirring.
Glancing at his watch to remind himself to wake up all of you, Ghost guesses 5 more minutes is acceptable, and he knows Price will agree with him.
a/n: Price ‘threatens’ Ghost to send him the photos btw
thx for reading, have a nice day/night :D!
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It's all in the side notes
I can’t believe why is not painfully obvious for everybody else too, it's like everyone notices everything around it except this huge elephant in the Sydcarmy room.
Let me explain:
The side notes on the script are what the actors play, not just the script itself. The subtexts, the nuances, the silences, all of that is indicated by the director and rehearsed over and over before shooting at least 2 takes of every single scene.
02X01 was about teamwork towards The Bear's opening, that's why the director opened and closed the ep with that, to make that point. The side notes were all about playing every single scene with a SOU, fast-paced dialogues, etc, because every second counts and that's why a clock was ticking on pretty much every scene.
When 02x02 ends with a close-up of Claire smiling after Carmy gives her the wrong number, that´s not the point the director tried to make, but that Carmy TOOK HIS FUCKING TIME in giving her the wrong number, he almost gave it to her in slow motion, meaning that as he was giving it to her he was deciding what he eventually ended up doing with the last digit. He was on the fence the whole time and ended up deciding to "cut her off politely" in a very Carmy way. That was a side note in the script (the speech rate and the "decide as you go", and "be doubtful first" part).
In 02x03, the Sydcarmy vs Clairmy battle really began and it continued throughout the whole S2, all side notes because the script was barely obvious about Claire until he said: "I have to call my GF" after passing the gas inspection. Notice a pattern here? Or is it just me?
02X04 was mostly focused on Marcus in Copenhagen and introduced us to Chef Luca, raising the question, on purpose leaving it as an unanswered question - that will probably be answered in S3- on whether Luca was talking about Carmy when he was talking about a chef that was way better than him and that inspired him to become the chef he is today and up his game as much as he could. In other words: Not Sydcarmy material. Except we buy into the whole SydMarcus shipping they tried to insinuate with the Facetime call, which I won't get into because I feel dirty even typing about it. How dare they? Is it because they are both black? WTF?!! Well, my point is this is probably the least Sydcarmy episode of the season and we need to make a mental note about who directed it.
02x05 This episode's arc is all about the script's side notes: "Who's Claire? / I'm saying goodnight!" is all about the intonation, not the actual words. This is the bridge of the whole Sydcarmy song, that's why it's mid-season. Notice something? I have...
02x06 The masterpiece, it's all about the side notes but again, super non Sydcarmy, it's just supposed to show us The Berzatto's background story so Syd is not part of the equation. Claire is, in a way that will later make a lot more sense during Omelette's panic attack, of course.
02x07 AKA: My favest, is also a non-Sydcarmy kinda ep. Is all about Cousin's arc. BTW: I 100% ship these 2 and I hope S3 brings more RichJess fluff and stuff:
02X08 is all about the side notes again and takes us right back into SydCarmy vs Clairmy territory. Carmy had to call his new GF after passing the inspection to give her the good news.
02x09 I shouldn't even have to say a damn thing about this ep. Other than pointing out the obvious: IT'S THE MOST SYDCARMY EP OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SEASON, TYVM!
All I'm gonna add is that Carmy is laying awake after having sex with her:
I already talked about the common blue light in this scene here.
I'm not even gonna get into his panic attack. I mean... Do I have to? Seriously?
Anyway...
Storer finally joined the ship Calo was sailing since the beginning of the season here and all the side notes in this script are HIS.
The cinematography is his, the music is his, and every line, because he co-wrote it with Sydcarmy CEO: Joanna Calo herself.
And so we arrive to 02X10 where Sydcarmy is eaten alive by The Bear but ironically enough the one who doesn't survive is the Clairmy team LMAO! Sydcarmy on the other hand keeps going strong (Ayo was promoted to co-star for a reason, she's no longer part of the cast, she's the female lead of the show now) and in S3 we'll get to see how exactly will that play out.
My point is: The director and then the editors in the ER with the EP's sign-off can change what the writers write if they choose to and the actors have to perform the side notes according to the director's instructions.
In this case, since Storer joined the Calo Sydcarmy ship as I previously mentioned and usually they co-write and always co-produce the seasons those scripts, side notes, musicalizations and editions ARE ALL THEIRS. Every time Calo touches something, she turns it into Sydcarmy gold, and Storer and her are on the same page. That's why most Sydcarmy eps of the season were hers or his or directed by both.
June can't get here soon enough.
Remember to follow my tag #Gingerpovs 💋
#gingerpovs#the bear#sydcarmy#the bear fx#the bear hulu#carmy x sydney#sydney adamu#syd x carmen#sydcarmy for life#the bear meta
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piratestober weekly faction spotlight: the kestrels
guqqie:
girl is boasting about how she has never worked a day in her life
her mother said that getting seasick is "unladylike", which is a word that always leaves me concerned
i know they has been described to be elitist even by kestrel standards but they can be nice sometimes… i rmb that they tried to take p!ros under their wing at first
has high standards for the ideal kestrel: (1) rich, and (2) knows how to have fun
they were so salty about p!martyn showing up in all his scruffy glory and joining the kestrels without them giving the go-ahead (they talked to p!aimsey about it, at least)
how did her family react to her going missing? to her turning out to be kidnapped and killed? will we ever know?
kyle:
i think about him a lot sometimes.
his father died in an explosion and judging by the curse messages he got from the goldenbeard quest, he watched it happen. what in the trauma
also, his father was a workaholic who called his music "too loud" and "too annoying", so do with that what you will, i know i put him on D tier of the parenting tier list and not E tier but brb i need to bring him back just to murder him again
i get wanting to keep your parent's legacy alive, but the fact that you're only in the family business out of obligation and not bc you want to-want to, plus your father's own lack of parenting ability, makes me feel you deserve so much better than that. go chase your musician dreams, silly, there's nothing stopping you other than your familial trauma
wanted to form an inter-faction band with p!olive… go do that, silly man
what in the "music" hallucinations… you SURE you doing good?
considered turning iris' temple into a museum to profit off of entry tickets in the finale. idk about the capitalism but anything that makes you happy and satisfied ig
martyn:
considers the mansion rattic as his "old crew"… i think about that a lot, especially in relation to rats in paris. did you hear how happy he was to see at least some of them again?
also, that, but in relation to the v-tuber lore. he thinks they are all ai but he is still so attached to them :(
blondbeard was so cringefail it's unreal. bro went out of his way to use a frying pan as a backup weapon. his fake beard got in the way of his sight while trying to kill p!water. he wanted everyone to call him blondbeard as that persona and be intimidated by him but everyone just saw through the alias and disguise and just thought he was being a big asshole for no reason
why did he keep being an asshole to p!ros specifically, though? the bounty scheme. the libel in his newspaper and only changing his tune bc it would benefit a fellow kestrel. specifically destroying her castle as a distraction bc he wanted to see her cry. i want to examine him under a microscope bc wtf is wrong with him. p!graecie really called him the least assholey of the kestrels and he went out of his way to prove her wrong
speaking of blondbeard… the fact that he put out his bounty on p!acho and p!apo failed that, only for p!acho to die of stars own accord anyway. i watched his vod and he never found out that he succeeded in that in the most roundabout way possible
oli:
crashed on the isles from drunk driving his yacht. is this man okay.
also his wedding had at least 5 murders and thinks p!water's wedding having one murder (of the groom, to be exact) is nothing out of the ordinary
canonically from the tuna fishing & auctioning business specifically
the only reason issue 2 of the noisy parrot says good things about p!ros while being blatant libel in issue 1 is bc p!oli wanted to make a business deal with her over her castle for real estate / tourism
claims to only have a soft spot for his "sweet lady wife" (who is NOT a crab tyvm) and the other kestrels (most of whom are guys). i do not have a heterosexual explanation for this quote.
sausage:
i think he would die if he didn't make at least one nsfw joke per stream (i took so much psychic damage for this man)
more childhood trauma. so much childhood trauma. you say you don't care about anything other than money… or revenge for your family bc your parents and whole home got slaughtered by navymen when you were 15. which is definitely not out of love in the slightest
(i don't think he knows there were two ex-navy guys on the isles)
considered having a wet shirt contest with p!owen in light of the character announcements before the smp
also only initially kept his shirt closed at the start of the series to be "classy" but starts opening it more and more to show off his chest. my eyes… oh god, my eyes…
is canonically against marriage bc of long-distance travel & danger in the world of piracy
i think about the fact that his left arm was basically paralysed from the petrification incident a lot. apparently it's not as flexible as human flesh and bone. i guess that's a canon disability (and i request everyone not to overlook this fact in fanwork creation pls)
speaking spanish reminds him of home :(
scar:
yes, i know about the flying jellie = boatem theory, and i'm in favour of it too (with alterations depending on how i want the story to go) but pls don't overwhelm our little tag with hermitcraft… your fandom is already massive enough as it is… pls…
anyways. i don't think it's ever stated whether he killed his old crew himself or he genuinely abandoned them to die or if he was just the unlucky sole survivor who blames himself for it. so idrc what you interpret it as in fics
when you watch p!scott pov of day 1 and he's telling p!sunship about p!scar, you can actually see p!scar floating up in the distance bc of the chorus ale incident with p!bek
licked the corruption once bc p!sausage asked him to. said it tasted salty. also said his atlas looked like a peanut butter sandwich and the recruitment officer had to tell him not to eat it
thinks jellie is cuter than cruppy
is canonically scared of snakes. tried to barricade himself in his room once after finding out anacondas are around near the isles
p!saus kissed him once on day 5 and he did not like it, so… yeah, i don't really think of him as part of the kisstrel polycule myself. p!saus still calls him "his boy" nonetheless
shelby:
basically alexis rose from schitt's creek as a pirate girl who got lost on the way to "mexico" for a vacation
p!scott is "her david" (david rose was alexis' brother). i think about them a lot.
she also apparently has a fallback marriage pact with p!scott to get into the dumpling business
is canonically age 30 as of time of arrival on the isles (feels a bit old for a valley girl but i guess it's the kestrel way). the only reason i know this is bc jojo was streaming and she said it in the chat while talking to an npc. neither she nor oli (with her for that day's events) were streaming at the time (i guess acho was streaming at the time too but i haven't rewatched his vod yet)
chat are seagulls (some of whom speculatingly ship her and ivy)
wanted to build the first mall and resort on the isles + a luxury yacht to transport between the isles and her place
said she was just gonna sit back and watch on the sidelines for the revenge raid. kills a cultist nonetheless and boasts about it, but is ultimately more concerned by the fact that her nail polished got chipped in the fight
i admit it: i sent in the clip about p!shelby not wanting to be a statue for the twitchcon compilation. if anyone wants to cry foul about that, it's entirely on me and feel free to bomb my notes or inbox about that /lh
do her parents know she never made it to "mexico"? how would they react?
shep:
i also think about him a lot. i mean i got voted as his #1 fan and the cc torments me about it but still. i think about him a lot
has the personality of a "teenage himbo emo" (but isn't outright dumb, you know?)
the fact that you near-idolize captain merton… is it because your own parents abandoned you when you were a child and he took you in? or something? basically the golden child of the luscinia that Turned Out Wrong (but as i always say nowadays, golden children are victims too)
his canonical food hoards. i don't think that was ever explained.
the fact that the goldenbeard curse drained his hunger so much that he once ate 27 baked potatoes in 1 minute. (how could you STILL not believe the curse existed even after that?!) are you okay? do we need to talk? i'm no nutritionist (let alone dietician) but i don't think that's normal
the only person on the isles other than p!el that has a pet komodo dragon
said pet was originally named missile bc it killed an innocent kangaroo like one. then got renamed coda to make it wear a maid dress
tried to start a blobfish selling business (all but like 3 of them died bc he put them in the kestrel pit and they went up the waterfall and died from fall damage)
the denholm brothers literally robbed his backpack once bc it was not locked and he barely even noticed. it was so funny
his underrated friendship with p!water. they go crypting together. i am still not over the fact that he did a completely unprompted lore drop on water's stream while he wasn't even live himself
i'll never forgive the fact that he managed to get away with 3rd degree murder. space rat gets all the love and art now for being a lil guy but i'll always want to punt this guy /aff
#piratestober 2024#isleposting#my post#pirates smp#scurvyblr#guqqie#kyleeff#inthelittlewood#theorionsound#mythical sausage#goodtimeswithscar#shubble#imashepttv#hey big queue! look what i found!#is october almost over? yes. but imma post it anyway bc i only HAD TO MUCH TIME TO REWATCH VODS THIS MONTH OKAY /lh#the kestrel faction
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Chay as Kim's attic wife secret pleasure pet in Reverse Kidnapping AU is so big-brained. Chay who really has no other work to do now except look cute and spread his legs for Kim.
Maybe he does keep busy at the penthouse by doing housework like a good little wife, make sure Kim eats something homemade every now and then, or make Kim not have to worry about vacuuming and shopping and dusting around the house. And he does yoga to keep it flexible and tight because part of his duties is to look pretty and fuckable now.
Kim does like to use his pocket knife to "undress" Chay but we all know he much prefers his bare hands. Plus nothing better than seeing Chay look all ravished with silk and lace rags hanging off his shoulders and hips, right? Stockings thinned around his knees from kneeling. Yoga tights and shorts coming apart at the rise seams because Kim has to have access now and cannot be bothered to fully undress his boy.
18+ kimchay
hi anon -
can i live in your brain, pls :,DD i love your ideas tyvm
but yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was the original plan- the joke was that chay is technically free to go whenever but chooses to attic-wife himself bc he likes kim and kim's dick. but chay being attic wife-d because kim is not a great person is also,, a fair idea
either ways! i love the idea of chay being a domestic little pet for him, cleaning up and cooking and whatnot (again, out of his own volition). i think being financially cared for will definitely be a burden off chay's shoulders fr,,, just living the dream of doing mundane tasks and enjoying his simple life of home making! and being a good fuck toy! that's literally all he needs to worry his pretty head about ;,)) maybe he'd join a little sugar-baby-yoga-class with other spoilt pleasure pets to maintain that flexibility. and if he doesn't want to work? kim can just hire help to clean and cook, chay literally doesn't have to lift a finger if he doesn't want to SJS
i also love the idea of kim ripping clothes off of chay's body just,,, being feral/horny enough to do it. chay would look pretty in lace fr, you're def onto something
Might I Add:
free-use chay. i'm thinking about either removable panels (that chay might have sewn to prevent his clothes from getting ripped) so that kim has easy access to his body at all times, OR just chay being naked when kim's home so he can be fucked at any moment :>> personally one of my fav hcs about this au!
thank you for the ask, anon <3333
#mae's asks#kimchay#kim theerapanyakul#porchay kittisawasd#kimchay au#mae's kimchay kidnapping au#anon please tag yourself with an emoji so i can identify you!!!!!#or lmk if you've written other anon asks#if you're comfortable with that xDD#if not it's fine!
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lefarte my hero... could i pls have some hcs for daan w/ a partner who has chronic pain and trouble walking/uses a walker. tyvm
Yes my lovely anon
First thing, if you don’t already have one Daan has set up a pill organizer for you, and will always give you your pills at the same time every day. If your medicine is taken as needed, he’ll always have it on standby. If for some reason, you refuse to take your pills, he will grab you by your scruff like a cat and put it in your mouth. No excuses….
Also if you live in America he will chew out insurance companies for you. He rarely gets mad but he’ll definitely bitch at them.
He would want to talk to your doctor on the downlow. Maybe try to sneak a peek at your records. No, Daan, that’s a violation of HIPPA 😒 stop that
He’s not the strongest man in the world, but he did a fair amount of running around during the war. He’s no pushover in terms of strength. If you need him to, he can carry you. He also likes that it’s kind of romantic. He wants to be your walker
Another thing is baths. If it’s a bad pain day, or even if you just have trouble with your hygiene because you’re stuck in bed! You’re getting put into a warm bath. And he buys you bath bombs too in the shape of cute little animals or hearts to cheer you up. You have no idea when he finds the time to buy stuff like this.
Mild exercise every day (if it’s not too painful of course). At least 5 minutes of stretching every day. Like 3 weeks into this relationship you will be SO flexible.
If you’re stuck in bed he will also join you for cuddles and naps. Or reading together. Or he can watch a movie with you, if you insist, but he’ll usually say he liked the book better.
I think Daan would be quietly content. Not because you’re in pain of course, but because he can be useful to you. He likes to know that he’s the one who makes you feel safest. Whenever you smile, he feels a great sense of pride.
Poor Daan always talks cynically but sometimes he worries himself sick over you. He watches you like a hawk.
#Daan is hard to write. daaners I am sorry for my weakness#also I hope you’re feeling better now anon#I don’t use a walker but I also am sick often (immunocompromised)#fear and hunger x reader#fear and hunger termina x reader#Daan x reader
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Wishlist
Random ideas I'd like to see. These are by no means comprehensive or in any particular order and I'm down with lots of plotting/changes to initial idea, these are just some things off the top of my head to help facilitate plotting. You can view the wishlist tag itself by clicking here. This got long woops so I'll put it all under a cut.
With Anyone/General Scenarios
Hotel Dad Alastor - maybe he shouldn't have told Charlie he viewed her as his spawn. I feel like such a bold claim should have consequences.
Alastor is injured after the fight and is dealing with it. The other muse does not believe that he's fine (maybe he is, maybe he isn't) and wants to help.
Alastor is injured after the fight and is taken advantage of (dark thread)
corruption thread! slower burn, Alastor just being a general creeper and influencing those around him in a negative way. Or someone corrupting him but I feel like that might be harder to plot for.
muse as one of Alastor's contractees and has to deal with having a weird creepy boss
found family stuff I'm a sucker for it
Alastor joining the Vees. How willing he is can be variable. Maybe he joined when Vox asked? Maybe he lost the fight with Vox and one of the Vees ended up holding his leash 7 years ago. Maybe he finally relented after coming back from his sabbatical. Bonus points for anyone trying to convince him to change his name to Valastor or something equally dumb with a V to match the rest of them (he refuses, tyvm)
redeemed!Alastor - Great Alastor, altruist, did die for his friends. He's not happy about this. No one is happy about this. Falling from Heaven any% speedrun go! Or maybe Heaven figures out a way to use him against Hell?
human!AU with Alastor as serial killer dating a horror/crime writer like this post
IDK I just like political intrigue
With Charlie
AU where Alastor is, in fact, dating Charlie like he insinuated at the beginning of Episode 5 before switching tactics to be a father figure. This is probably not a healthy ship but it could be
Hotel Dad Alastor - you made the claim my guy, time to stick with it
IDK make him sit in therapy or something. He's not a resident, he's staff, but he should set a good example right? Or maybe she wants to try out some psychology stuff she's read about and get his opinion before testing it on the resident(s)
them working together on some project for the hotel or something else
field trips to Cannibal Town or elsewhere - for someone raised in Hell, she doesn't really seem to know much about her people
With Husk
role reversal, Husk owns Alastor's soul
Overlord Husk - stuff in the past leading up to the game where Husk lost his soul
aftermath and time following Alastor getting Husk's soul
With Lucifer
Lucifer and Alastor having to deal with each other, I just want banter and maybe reluctant co-parenting/co-hosting at the hotel.
Something based on the Mutual Satisfaction comic by @/Fernrynn on Twitter, first page is here but the rest is easy enough to find (tw: gore, canniballism), - Lucifer makes a deal with Alastor to provide his meals. Probably more of a horror thread tbh?
I like RadioApple of all flavors. Lucifer and Alastor dealing with starting to like someone they can't stand and having to deal with feelings is a fun dynamic.
With Vox
Them meeting and working together, Alastor taking a newly spawned Vox under his wing.
AU where they continue working together and the 'Vees' didn't happen (idk I love the idea of 'the Media Demons/Broadcast Husbands' getting a rep and showing up at the hotel in the pilot instead of just Alastor)
the point leading up to and including where Alastor and Vox split. I high key headcanon this happened in the 70s/80s when Valentino showed up. An ultimatum was given, and Vox chose Val. Super negotiable on the reason for the split though.
AU where Alastor loses the fight 7 years ago and ends up working for Vox. Or the other way around? Either is good.
Vox and Alastor team up for some reason during/after the series, possibly reconciling, possibly not
RadioStatic of all flavors, unrequited/unspoken/QPR/exes/anything. I fucking love RadioStatic
corrupt priest or corrupt nun AU? AU where one is getting tempted by a devil? both tempting an NPC? Idk Vox's priest getup in ep 2 and Alastor's nun outfit in ep 5 had me thinking
#//insert fancy wishlist tag here#//dead air; ooc#//may add or remove to this as time passes but at least it exists
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Hallo!
Kurt Wagner “Nightcrawler” - He/Him
At the request of my peers, I have joined Tumblr! My blog is here to inform the internet of my current mishaps as well as spreading positivity! 🤗
Hiiii I finally gave in and created a RP account, sigh. My main blog is @the-kurtwagner ;]
I didn’t list an in-character age, because 1. I haven’t decided on one and 2. don’t want people to think I’m lying about my age. That being said, I am EIGHTEEN!!! 18!!! years old. Thank you.
If you’re under 15 I’d prefer if you didn’t interact but this is the internet and I cannot police everyone all the time
I’m OK with ships/flirting in the context of RP (Go wild, anyone can be shipped with Kurt, as long as it’s legal lol) but I am not ok with it OOC tyvm. ok that’s basically all when it comes to me (i use he/she and also go by Kurt but calling me Luke is alright if it confuses you too much)
Storyline: None yet
Characters/blogs interacted with: None yet
Headcanons/Character details:
Bisexual, gym rat, insomniac, lover of all things artsy
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OKAY SO!!! pspspsp @guyandremy please meet my two Stardew farmers Georgia a.k.a George and Bee :))) i have little artistic skills atm so i instead used this stardew portrait maker
GEORGIA:
nicknamed George. Grampa George finds this funny but wont ever admit to it. Calls her Grandma Evelyn calls her the young Georgie :)))
TALL!! STRONG!! WIFE!!!! Former athlete who settled on her grandpa's farm after college because she didn't want to go professional and thought it'd be nice to keep the farm in the family (rip gramps things are well taken care of)
best friends-eventually-girlfriends with Bee who joined her a year or two after George gets the farm fully up and running again
Likes her eggs scrambled and adores her favorite chicken is a brown hen named Lucille
Much more organized than her partner, and if it wasn't for her the farm would subsist on foraging alone woman is the most competent
Enjoys fishing on the occasion but mostly its spent looking at the things Bee finds in the tide pools to show her
Friends with Alex and Shane bonding over Sports Balls on the weekend
Favorite clothes: works in an old t shirt and jeans, hangs out in a hoodie and athletic shorts her mom has told her are too old and need replaced but if its not falling off of her than whats a few holes? its still good for lounge wear, mom
adopted a german shepard and named him Rooster - he's the best farm dog a girl could ask for <333. The farm's horse is named Tornado after the beanie baby horse she had as a kid (former horse girl? yes!)
BEE:
they're so silly lmao
a gremlin for sure, a little messy, but good at detail work since they can focus on lots of small things (oddly enough the one to cover the finances of the farm while George does more of the actual labor)
They met George when they were teens and they've been best friends since, then in college they started to date and know they live together :))) life's beautiful like that sometimes
a dinosaur autistic thru and thru this totally isnt me projecting onto them ANYWAYS the little dino outfit you can make your farmer is their comfy clothes for rainy days and any other day they can get away with it
Made fast friends with Jas and Vincent while playing with them in the Forest. They sometimes help Penny with lessons and activities.
loves foraging its like a scavenger hunt with no checklist and more dirt. as above likes to join Georgia on her fishing trips so they can wade through tide pools and see what critters are hanging out
dabbles in the different artisan goods but doesnt really stick to one overall - it gets boring after a while and you can only eat so much jam (although they will never say no to a jar of blackberry jam tyvm)
in college got a cat named Skateboard and brought her with them to the farm. She loves the porch and hates the sprinklers
(they like to put Skateboard and Rooster in little hats and outfits much to the delight of the dog and distaste of the cat)
if you read this far you are 100% encouraged to ask questions and tell me more about yours
#stardew valley#stardew valley farmer#im sitting here daydreaming about their domestic life together in the valley instead of actually playing on the farm#on both farms ive got about uuhhh 300 hours logged????#getting covid in 2020 really fucked me up man i played nonstop for 2 weeks and then continued more in college
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A Quick PSA!
Just a rly fast thing, I know i've mentioned!! But!! I've gotten so many new followers! (wow! almost 1500 already? Thank you!!) So just a bit of a heads up! That I will be doing Inktober!! yay!! Well i've actually done it before, I have completed it.. for 7 years!! This will be year 8 for me!!! (It starts tommorow!!) It's an annual tradition and SUPER important to me! so why am i warning? well because i like to make Inktober a variety of things i love! So it will not be JUST Welcome Home/Wally art (tho maybe a couple sliding in there) But REST ASSURED That i still very very much am obsessed with WH and Wally!! and i guess i dont want yall to think that i stopped loving WH cause i'm drawing for other fandoms cause oohh ohhh i very very much DO love Welcome Home (wally sits comfortably in my brain tyvm) I will be back on my WH shenanigans after Inktober! (ooh and i will re-open my askbox in november!) Inktober does something very magical to me! Somehow it pushes my artistic limits! I will be following the list this year! For the most part! I may change a word here or there ahaha (I dont think i have truly followed the list since yr 1 I've changed words, used other lists, made my own lists Heck, this year i almost went off-list! but i changed my mind!) Anyways, i'm getting a bit rambly So I hope you will enjoy my inks! And to everyone else who will be joining me in Inktober, Happy Inking!!
#oooh man ooh man#im actually a bit nervous this year#like the bar has been raised#like im getting so much atteention that im not used to#its welcome tho!!#im honestly getting a bit spoiled!!#fr fr i love that ppl are actually seeing and loving my art#yall dont even know what it means to me#but also another side effect that i really love!!#my reblogs are making a difference to other artists!#like art that has not been seen. i share it and enchant it with my words of love!!! then others love it too!!#me holding up another art : i love this! dont you guys love this? isnt it darling??#ooh heavy breathing man. inktober starts tommorow!!#ok i gotta do some last minute prepping!#wish me luck!! enjoy the ride!!#jazzisaspazz#text post#long text post
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Set 8 of the Dark Urge questions by @daemon-in-my-head ! Previous editions: one, two and three, four to seven.
1. The Patriars, what does Durge think of them? Do they share the same mindset as Gortash or do they maybe like some of the messed up stuff the patriars did?
Honestly, a whole lot of, "Wow, you need a good murderin'." Tavias honestly disliked their manipulations more than anything else, how they hid some good old-fashioned monstrousness behind a harmless exterior. Like if you're going to be a sick fuck, try and own it, y'know?
2. Durge was around when Elturel was dragged into Avernus, what did Durge think of these events? Were they maybe even personally affected by the aftermath?
He was kind of fascinated (a whole city being dragged into the Hells!), but assumed it wouldn't affect him. He wasn't aware of the large number of Elturian refugees headed for Baldur's Gate or he would have maybe taken more interest, if only for the large number of potential victims heading his way.
3. Did Durge ever believe in a deity that wasn't Bhaal? Which one?
Interpreting this as whether he actually actively prayed to or acknowledged any other deities, he had a fair bit of appreciation for Loviatar, would say an appreciative word to Talos during nice destructive thunderstorms, and would drop a small offering and appreciative word to Umberlee if he was spending any time near the sea. He also had some complicated feelings towards Kelemvor, who is essentially like… Dad's Boss. He wants Bhaal to be the big winner overall and to carry out Bhaal's mission to Murder The Entire World, but also acknowledges that Kelemvor is Important for now and would have more say and, uh, a lot more power. Basically he's quietly respectful of Kelemvor, but also fully supports Bhaal's plans.
4. Gortash wanted to ascend as God himself, and he wanted Durge to join him. But what did Durge think of that plan? Were they on board or did they consider it heresy?
Out loud, he was like "wtf absolutely not that is heresy". Quietly, he was… a little tempted. He refused to think too much about it, mostly.
5. What does Durge think of bards? Do they like them, despise them, did anything ever happen?
Good entertainment. He's got some good insults from Vicious Mockery to use on others. Crunchy. Avoid eating lute players' hands, their fingers are all calloused, gross.
6. The vampire coven in Baldur's Gate is responsible for a lot of people disappearing. Did Durge take advantage of it and blame some of their murders on them? Did they dislike them?
Nah. He's a big believer of credit where credit's due. If someone disappeared, he'd be, "Wasn't me, but hopefully they were violently murdered :D" because, uh, pre-lobotomy Tavias was a Giant Edgelord. Beyond that, he didn't take a lot of notice, and his memories were still too scrambled when he met Astarion to remember there were vampires in Baldur's Gate. It's only when Astarion starts opening up about his past that he goes, "Wait, I think I remember something about a vampire lord nearby. That big tacky palace?" "Subtle, isn't it?"
7. Children; a great source of joy, perhaps annoyance, and certainly nutrition. But what exactly was your Durge's opinion on them besides being a great snack?
He wasn't a huge fan of them. Loud critters that he didn't really fit in much with even when he was one, and from age eleven he was trying very hard to prove he wasn't just a child, he was the Son of Murder, tyvm. Occasionally he might have his attention brought to one with particular potential, in which case he'd be observing some frankly un-child-like behaviour anyway.
8. Spelljammers are a beloved mode of transportation on Toril, both for military and cargo means. Did Durge ever board one of these vessels, and what did they think? Or did the sole idea of getting close to something like that terrify them?
Never got to board one, tragically, because he thought they were cool as hell. Going into Realmspace that'd be sick. That's honestly one of the views he still holds even post-lobotomy, the idea of being able to travel like that absolutely fascinates him. (His actual experience with the Nautiloid isn't exactly fun, but the fact that he was even on a Spelljammer in the first place? Extremely cool.)
9. Generally speaking, if Durge needed to travel, how would they go about it? By foot or horse, or did they have a familiar to use?
Depends on the distance? He generally didn't leave the city that much, but joined a horse and wagon convoy whenever he went to Moonrise, protected by Moonlantern within the Shadow-Cursed Lands. In the city itself, he'd generally walk, especially using the Undercity as thoroughfare, unless he was extremely in a hurry, in which case he'd just use a Waypoint.
10. Describe them with 1 quote, it can be anything you like but give me their whole being in a nutshell.
"Wretched thing. Pull yourself together!" (Pre-lobotomy: "Stop thinking about Enver. Stop thinking about other options. You know what you have to do. Everything is for Father. Everything." Post-lobotomy: "*whaps self with newspaper* Bad Tavias! No murdering!")
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[Smut Challenge - Neighbor Series] Simon “Ghost”Riley*Fem!Reader
Simon with a Cam girl!Reader neighbor.
Word Count: 2.3K
CW: 18+, mdni, pet names, streaming, masturbating, I’m practicing writing smut :)
pls tell me if I forget to tag something in CW! tyvm!
Simon Riley is obsessed with you.
If someone told him that he would be crazy for a cam girl one day, he would definitely snort in their face, but here he was, clicking on your name to join the stream, watching you riding a pink dildo, thighs trembling and eyes rolling back when it hit the spongy spot.
Your eyes darted, shooting the screen a glimpse when you heard the sound effect you set just for him when he joined the stream.
“Simon! Welcome back!”
Oh, how much he missed your honey-soaked voice calling his name sweetly. Simon took his cock in his fist, which already hardened once he heard you moan out when you head back to pleasure yourself, pretty cunt swallowing the dildo too perfect that he wished it was his cock instead.
‘Simon donated $200: Missed me, baby girl?’
Simon mindlessly stroked his cock with his left hand while he donated, he saw your eyes widen at the notification and shifted closer to the camera.
“I missed you, Simon... hmm...Can’t you see...?”
A moan slipped through his clenched jaw when you showed him your puffy pussy, thighs stained with your juices, and you started pumping the dildo in and out of your cunt again, that’s when he started losing his control, moaning and grunting with you, making a chord in his room, and his pace quickened when your voice getting louder and higher.
“Simon! I'm coming... I'm coming...!”
He whispered your name when you hit your high, his cock shooting spurts and spurts of hot cum when you called out his name while orgasm rushed through your body, as you collapsed onto the floor.
A few minutes later, Simon watched you regain the energy to sit up and say goodbye to chat and of course — him.
“Simon, see you next time!”
Your stream room became a dark screen, Simon’s room only illuminate by the light of his laptop, and he stared at his fist, white cum scattered.
His mind wandered to the time you moaned out his name a few minutes ago.
He was down bad.
Simon became extremely grumpy the next week.
You hadn’t streamed for over 5 days, first two days he assumed you might just want some rest, but when he looked at the ‘offline’ on your streaming status on the third night, he started becoming anxious.
The paperwork forming a pile on his desk made him additionally angry, he yelled and scolded the stupid recruits harsher than he used to, even Soap became attentive when joking with him, noticing his lieutenant's bad temper lately.
Maybe you were sick, maybe you went on a vacation with someone.
Someone... What if they were your boyfriend?
Simon never thought about the idea you might have a partner, but now he reminded himself, and he felt more and more annoyed when this idea kept running through his mind.
He ruffled his messy hair, it was finally weekend, giving him some time to relax, but there was no chance he could truly relieve all of his stress when you weren’t streaming. The only methods left are smoking, drinking, becoming a couch potato, and maybe eating some microwave food.
but seemed like the whole world was fucking with him right now, because no food or beer was remaining in his fridge, so he needed to go on shopping.
What he never expected was the sight in front of him when he opened the door of his flat.
There was you, his dream, carrying a box and standing at the next door, where he knew there would be a new neighbor.
His pupils dilated, eyes locked on you, as you recognized his presence and turned around, face delighted with an adorable smile.
“... hello? Hello? Sir?”
He snapped out of his trance when he realized you — now only a few inches next to him — head tilting up to face him with concern on your face.
“Hello.” He simply nodded.
“I’m moving into the flat next to yours today, nice to meet you.” He stared at your plump lips, glistening with the lipstick you used, while trying not to form a fucking boner in front of his new neighbor when you told him your name. “What’s your name, sir?”
“Just call me Simon.”
“Simon?” He noticed you crooked your eyebrow at his response.
“Any problem, love?” The pet name floated out his mouth fluently, as if it was what he said to you every day.
“Oh... nothing! just have an old friend whose name is Simon too, but it’s quite a common name.”
You waved your hands, but it only made Simon wonder if that ‘Simon’ was him.
“Well, I need to finish placing everything in their place, let’s chat next time, or maybe you can come to my flat and have dinner together.” You reached out your hand, “again, glad to know you, Simon!”
He watched you step into your flat, the door shut behind you, and now he could finally let out the sigh he held once he saw you.
Your hands were so, so soft, and he could smell the shower gel you used when you turned around and walked away, unknowing your movement drowned him in your scent.
He wondered whether you would stream today.
He didn’t need to open the streaming website to know if you were online now, he now could jerk while hearing you whining and moaning his name while he sent hundreds and hundreds of donations, calling you a good girl or pretty doll.
Speakers ruined your beautiful voices, he listened to you tumbled over your orgasm directly now.
You should be happy that only you two lived on this floor.
but what he noticed is that you would masturbate when you weren’t streaming, and it was a huge discovery.
because he realized you still called out his name when you weren’t streaming.
“Simon... oh god... you’re so big…”
He made sure to memorize this beautiful melody, whilst he fisted his cock furiously, how eager he wanted to break this common wall, pressed you onto your bed and fuck you until you couldn’t walk straightly the next day, gave you what you truly want, what you truly deserved.
but for now, your relationship only stayed as friends, you sometimes invited him to your place for dinner, and this became a little habit that you two shared.
“You need to leave for two weeks?” Your voice raised at his words, while he picked up the last broccoli on his plate.
You already knew he work in the military, and he fucking loved that you greeted him with home-cooked dinner whenever he came back from deployment, at the same time, he hated seeing the sadness on your angelic face every time he told you he won’t be here for a while.
“two weeks, it will pass very quickly.”
“Okay...” you compromised to the reality, but the unhappiness on your face still lingered. “Just be safe and take care of yourself, please?”
He swallowed down his broccoli when you stood up so you could hug him. You always did this before missions, after the time he told you he had no family members anymore.
He melted in your arms, eyes closed when he returned the embrace.
“I will.”
Just as Simon said, two weeks flew in the blink of an eye, and his craving to finish the mission as quickly as possible so he could return to you was obvious, even Gaz started asking him if he had someone waiting for him at home, which he shot him a death glare to shut the sergeant up.
but hell, seeing you again literally was the only thing he wanted to do after the mission was completed, so he jumped on the earliest Uber he could book and rushed home immediately after he was able to leave.
Well, he really just thirsted for a dinner time with you, or maybe jerk to your sugary sounds behind his door, wholeheartedly, but all his plans changed when he stepped out of the elevator and heard you cry out his name in pleasure.
All his restraints were gone in the millisecond, and he carelessly threw the bag aside.
Around half a minute after Simon knocked on your door, you finally came to the door, clothes wearing sloppily and shallowly panting, he could even see your nipple perking through your t-shirt.
“Oh! Simon! Welcome back!” bloody hell, even the same word you always said to him when he joined the stream.
Without answering, Simon pushed you into your flat, and closed the door behind you two, locking any rational thoughts outside.
“Such a needy girl, moaning my name while pleasuring yourself when I’m deployed, eh?”
He leaned down to nip at your earlobe and saw your face blushed due to embarrassment.
“Sorry- I’m just... you are too similar to my friend, I...” Your eyes shifted, unable to meet his, but he chuckled when he heard your poor defense.
“your friend... or do you mean your supporter? hmm? On that streaming website which you shamelessly ride a dildo and moan out my name?”
Now you finally meet his gaze, stuttering as you connect everything.
“You are the Simon from my stream?!”
Simon didn’t answer you, instead, he bent you over the counter, hands traveled across your thigh, went north to your core, and cupped it in his samely heated palm.
“You know how much I want to fuck you when you play with yourself just a wall from me? how much I want you to scream out my name until everyone knows you belong to me?”
He tore your pants off and smirked at your lack of underwear inside.
“you know you could always ask me when you’ve missed me so much, love.”
His callused fingers slipped between your folds, and you didn’t even need lubes, previous masturbation and his words already made your pussy drool with prominent juices.
“Please... I need you, Simon. Please fuck me.” You look over your shoulder, and the man gives you an open mouth kiss at your nape.
“I’ve got you, princess.”
You yelped when he suddenly scooped you into his arms and carried you inside your room, but he didn’t bring you to your bed, instead, he set you down at the place you usually stream at.
“go live on the website, baby.” When you were still processing what he said, he already reached out his arm to open your laptop.
“Wait... Simon, you want me to stream?!”
“yeah, let the world see only I can make you feel the best.”
Your hands quivered when you took over the mouse, and just as you clicked on ‘go live’, you felt Simon nudging the tip at your entrance.
“He-Hello... guys, today we have a special guest, he’s- ahh!” Just as the viewers started joining the stream, and you were about to explain the difference of today’s stream, Simon suddenly push all of his shafts into your cunt, hitting your cervix and forcing you to squeal out to the heavenly bliss, you spare a mind to check the camera could only record you and Simon’s lower body before you got pulled into a glorious state by him.
You can’t even form a proper sentence as Simon’s hands anchored at your hips, and he moved his hips at an inhuman speed, the slightly up-tilt of his fat cock made it able to hit the right spot every time he rammed into your tight pussy.
“Simon! Simon! Oh god, you’re too big! I’m gonna cum!”
Your eyes rolled back at Simon’s brutal pace, and his grunts only made you climb to the peak much quicker than usual.
“yeah? Only I can make you feel good, cum for me, love, cum for your best supporter.”
His coos and a hard thrust sent you over the edge, you squirted all over the floor, screaming out Simon’s name when he kept his thrusting, and you became a whining mess.
you could hear donations flooding in your stream like pouring rain, but you couldn’t thank each of them, not when the man you lusted for so long still maintained his pace and overstimulated you till you started squirming.
“bloody hell... you’re so tight, doll. Do I fucking you in front of your viewers make you so excited?” You could hear Simon taunting you, but all you could do was ramble an uncoherent answer to him.
“Yes! You make me feel so good! ahh... Simon, stop! I can’t! I’m gonna cum again!”
Not only you felt like you were in paradise, Simon’s frequent grunting and the kisses he continuously planted on your shoulder allowed you to know he was enjoying too.
“fuck... gripping me like a vice, you can do it, baby, cum with me, I’m gonna mark this pussy as mine.”
When Simon’s hand reach down to rub circles at your clit, he finally granted you the orgasm, and your tight cunt forced his out too, hot cum painting your inner walls in white.
Recovering from the orgasm, Simon looked down at you — unable to lift yourself up, body shaking at the aftertaste.
He smirked, and shut down your laptop.
“Stream’s over, goodbye.”
With a smash of his hand, your stream room became black again.
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meet the artist?? (ty for 1k!!)
hello!! thank you for 1000 followers?? i joined this app like a month ago i really dont know what to say??!? <33
anyway!! hi! my name is koko!! i am a college student by day and embarrassing artist by night ^^ i mostly draw whatever im currently into :D i use Procreate on iPad and have been drawing digitally for two years. feel free to send asks about my process/anything else!! id be happy to answer :]
here are some things i like/my biggest inspos (what i want my art to sound/feel like):
Hollow Knight's architecture design
Music by Binaria and Lamp, and Liana Flores' Recently album
The Omori/Earthbound aesthetic
Dreamcore/Webcore
Joel G.'s ENA videos
im also on other platforms! you can check out my socials and zine experience using my carrd linked here.
you are free to use my art for profile pictures, banners, and edits with credit, but please do not repost to platforms that i am on (pinterest reposts ok, with credit!) if you use my art in edits please tag me!! i want to seeee 👀👀
so aaaaaa tyvm for 1k!! ;__; im glad people maybe like my art as much as i like making it :DD <3
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tagged by @kukiyuuri ur so sweet ty for the tag <3
ONE. Are you named after anyone?
*Office stare* whatever gave u that impression? :3c
yea my queer ass swiped Roxas' name as my own. I had a major identity crisis after leaving a cult a decade ago so it kinda felt fitting to pick the name with his own history with cults & identity issues hehe
2. When was the last time you cried?
couple days ago, tho I have a very hard time crying anymore. thaaaat's probs not good ^^;; I used to be a huge crybaby.
3. Do you have kids?
thankfully not. I'm enough work as is tyvm
4. What sports do you play? have you played?
I played street hockey with my neighbors quite a bit growing up, tho it was rather short-lived when they suddenly had a problem with playing with a girl (boy do I have news for them). in high school I joined the tennis team. I wasn't stellar at it but I had a blast. wish there were more opportunities to play but that requires other ppl wanting to play.
these days I've been reconnecting with my childhood love of rollerblading. I'm close to being as good as I used to be which is so exciting cuz there's so much I never mastered! so I'm about to cross over into new territory!
5. Do you use sarcasm?
what's sarcasm? ovo
6. What is the first thing you notice about people?
looking at the world thru an artist's lens, I notice things like posture, expression, body language first. which can tell u a lot about a person in the moment without a word being spoken.
7. What's your eye color?
blue! I think they're turning gray as I get older which is kinda cool but also a little sad.
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
depends on my mood; both are good. so long as the story is told well anything goes really.
9. Any talents?
I suffer from the good at the arts but bad at everything modern society deems useful disease. my main talent is probs drawing, writing coming second (if I ever get the spoons to do it again). I'm also decent at singing with my long history with choir & leading worship services.
10. Where were u born?
the most boring place on earth -- the US Midwest. Siri, play "Sidewalks" by Story of the Year.
11. What are your hobbies?
a lot of my free time lately has been getting back into studying languages. I'm mostly focused on Japanese atm but I'm also at an intermediate level in German & conversational in ASL.
I game quite a bit too, primarily retro games. *screaming crying throwing up that PS2-era is now considered retro* seldom do I play things upon release except of KH.
oh, I'm also a casual fashion doll collector (mostly Barbie & Monster High). old media as well (vhs, retro games, music, etc). lost media & preservation of the arts in general really interests me.
I play guitar a bit too but lol I suck at it.
other hobbies previously touched on in earlier q's include drawing, skating, singing & writing. :3c
12. Do you have any pets?
I have a kitty! she's a dilute calico & a huge diva cuz she knows she's gorgeous. she's loud af just like me & loves talking to her fave humans in the sassiest tone possible.
13. How tall are u?
not tall enough. 165cm
14. Favorite subjects in school?
German (easily my best subject), art & English.
15. Dream job?
I've been thinking a lot about circling back to an old dream job. something utilizing my knack for picking up languages. maybe interpreting or teaching? I'd really like to go back to school so I can maybe have a decent shot at something overseas. where? I'm still deciding. being trans kinda complicates it a bit. with that in mind & having several instances of homelessness this past decade I've concluded the US isn't a viable place for me to continue living. I have a unique opportunity to rebuild rn & I intend to utilize it. even if that means allowing my art to return to being just a hobby.
ahh! sorry I'm totally ending this on a bummer note huh? uhh uhh... puppies! think of puppies!! & kitties!!!
anyway, I'll tag uhh... whoever wants to do this? >w<; u can obvi say I tagged ya.
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