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A generous offer… I suppose the only logical request is for the trapeze to be repaired. A student broke it and the… “repairs” done to it left it quite unsafe.

Hey guys it's that time of the month

That's right, the time of the month where I take my dad's credit card and buy you guys whatever you ask for. [ so long as its not illegal.]

As usual:

- The money isn't traceable by my father

- This won't have legal ramifications, it's money he gave to me

- He's an Anti-Mutant Billionare running for a political office or some shit. So every month everyone in the X-mansion, and anyone else who sees this, can place orders from me. I like wasting his money.

- For every dollar I spend, I match it and donate to a Mutant positive charity.

So far:

- Aranza: New paint supplies, an easel, and other tools [ she didn't ask but I'm doing it anyway] and Hedgehog care supplies

- Deanne: New jewellery, medical textbooks, sports equipment, and a new laptop

- Molly: New fairytale books, 150 Jellycats, Club room materials, a megaphone, winter clothes, Halloween decorations, a clipboard, Polaroid camera, and an inflatable hamster ball.

She also requested silly string but I have veto'ed that.

- Megan: new book bag, stationary, sanrio "stuff", wing warmers

- Sativa: Beads, wing warmers, new dresses, accessories

- Reaper- Skateboard and cat toys

- Nod - Office decor, $100 donation

- Pyxis - New mountain bike, New winter coat, $50 donation

- Scott- Wood carving supplies, 50 cases of waterbottles, and top of the line New kitchen utensils.

- Mihai - Ps5, and a new laptop

Tagging relevant people [ let me know if you don't want to be tagged]

@jeangrey-xmen

@roguefromthexmen

@remy-lebeau

@wolverineofficial

@deadpoolsmeanestally

@dead-in-the-pool

@professorcharlesx

@scottsummers-xmen

@hankmccoyhere

@reapers-graveyard

@totally-not-a-mutant

@vanessa-howlett

@pyxis-deliveryservices

@a-trip-and-a-fall

@thebesttelepath

@forgotten-x-men

@just-a-mutant

@prettyplasma8

@the-kurtwagner

@queenofthetempest

There's...so many people to tag so I'm going to stop here. If I missed you it wasn't intentional.. - J.🕯

[ no limit on price as long as its reasonable]

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I think nightcrawler has three tiktok accounts and one of them is a friendly but serious channel where he talks about mutant rights and the life of an X man, one is all comedy skits about being catholic, and one is a smoking hot acrobatics showoff station. he refuses to acknowledge that they are all the same person and treats any commenter saying so like a truly unhinged conspiracy theorist

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Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

DO IT PLS

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Please stop trying to get me to teleport into stores and steal. It would be very obvious it was me.

You should be asking Pietro or Kitty for that sort of thing!

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When a caption works, it works 😜

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Hallo Nightcrawler Nation :3

I love these silly bastards so much so take some sketches! First time drawing em so it’s a bit rough tho 😭 (Inspo pics below!)

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PENIS BLAST POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥[reload] POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW-

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kurt is a certified badass mf every time he teleports

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Warning for those visiting the mansion; Please be wary during the night! I blend into the shadows and have, on multiple occasions, been run into or nearly hurt by someone carrying a sharp object (why would you carry a sharp tool around in the dark, anyway?)

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hi tumblr.. here you go.

this was supposed to be a meme redraw (reference below) but then i made it serious.. heh.

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HERE IS THE ORIGINAL ARTIST ON INSTAGRAM!! Lucid.demons

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Hallo!

Kurt Wagner “Nightcrawler” - He/Him

At the request of my peers, I have joined Tumblr! My blog is here to inform the internet of my current mishaps as well as spreading positivity! 🤗

Hiiii I finally gave in and created a RP account, sigh. My main blog is @the-kurtwagner ;]

I didn’t list an in-character age, because 1. I haven’t decided on one and 2. don’t want people to think I’m lying about my age. That being said, I am EIGHTEEN!!! 18!!! years old. Thank you.

If you’re under 15 I’d prefer if you didn’t interact but this is the internet and I cannot police everyone all the time

I’m OK with ships/flirting in the context of RP (Go wild, anyone can be shipped with Kurt, as long as it’s legal lol) but I am not ok with it OOC tyvm. ok that’s basically all when it comes to me (i use he/she and also go by Kurt but calling me Luke is alright if it confuses you too much)

Storyline: None yet

Characters/blogs interacted with: None yet

Headcanons/Character details:

Bisexual, gym rat, insomniac, lover of all things artsy