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[powcreations]

Here's every Rats SMP 2 (Rats in Paris) Member! All art hy @iamlevil!

@/TubboLive & @/ItsKyleEff. Our local... Rebel & Rockstar!

@/soupforeloise & @/bekyamon. Our local Artist & W I D E Rat

@/Mogswamp & @/OwengeJuiceTV. Our local Station Master & Solo Climber!

@/Mythicalsausage & @/apokuna_. Our local Vigilante & Bounty Hunter!

@/snifferish & @/Roscumber. Our local Builder & Flower Picker!

@/krowfangtv & @/ImaShepTTV. Our local Superstar & Astronaut!

@/shelbygraces & @/watermunchh. Our local Sweet Talker & Postal Worker!

@/TheOrionSound & @/willowmvp. Our local... Garbage Eater & Explorer!

@/Smajor1995& @/ggacho_. Our local Alchemist & Theatrical Connoisseur!

@/renthedog & @/InTheLittleWood. Our local Pi-RATS!

You can wacth them all live on Saturday, October 19th!

[stalarys]

WE'RE DA RATS

this was so fun i love all of these goobers sm

also literally every one of these as their own image below, feel free to use for whatever!

again feel free to use or edit, for reference, profile pics, etc!

[milady-anna]

RatsSMP is Back !!!

[mellozheist]

Excited to meet new pirates

[apocalypsewriters]

bonus rats! Of course the wives together!! and the very lovely Lou from owen's lore. also featuring another version of catboy meow meow apo

plus a great family photo of all the rats together. this was a project and half to do on the side and was a joy to do

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [bonus!! you are here]

[wassup-its-e]

Day 23 - Kestrel

[kiilttis-art]

new crew for pirates smp!! :D excited to see what sniff shep and shelby get up to!

[the-fandom-queenxox]

The third batch of little guys

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

piratestober weekly faction spotlight: the kestrels

guqqie:

girl is boasting about how she has never worked a day in her life

her mother said that getting seasick is "unladylike", which is a word that always leaves me concerned

i know they has been described to be elitist even by kestrel standards but they can be nice sometimes… i rmb that they tried to take p!ros under their wing at first

has high standards for the ideal kestrel: (1) rich, and (2) knows how to have fun

they were so salty about p!martyn showing up in all his scruffy glory and joining the kestrels without them giving the go-ahead (they talked to p!aimsey about it, at least)

how did her family react to her going missing? to her turning out to be kidnapped and killed? will we ever know?

kyle:

i think about him a lot sometimes.

his father died in an explosion and judging by the curse messages he got from the goldenbeard quest, he watched it happen. what in the trauma

also, his father was a workaholic who called his music "too loud" and "too annoying", so do with that what you will, i know i put him on D tier of the parenting tier list and not E tier but brb i need to bring him back just to murder him again

i get wanting to keep your parent's legacy alive, but the fact that you're only in the family business out of obligation and not bc you want to-want to, plus your father's own lack of parenting ability, makes me feel you deserve so much better than that. go chase your musician dreams, silly, there's nothing stopping you other than your familial trauma

wanted to form an inter-faction band with p!olive… go do that, silly man

what in the "music" hallucinations… you SURE you doing good?

considered turning iris' temple into a museum to profit off of entry tickets in the finale. idk about the capitalism but anything that makes you happy and satisfied ig

martyn:

considers the mansion rattic as his "old crew"… i think about that a lot, especially in relation to rats in paris. did you hear how happy he was to see at least some of them again?

also, that, but in relation to the v-tuber lore. he thinks they are all ai but he is still so attached to them :(

blondbeard was so cringefail it's unreal. bro went out of his way to use a frying pan as a backup weapon. his fake beard got in the way of his sight while trying to kill p!water. he wanted everyone to call him blondbeard as that persona and be intimidated by him but everyone just saw through the alias and disguise and just thought he was being a big asshole for no reason

why did he keep being an asshole to p!ros specifically, though? the bounty scheme. the libel in his newspaper and only changing his tune bc it would benefit a fellow kestrel. specifically destroying her castle as a distraction bc he wanted to see her cry. i want to examine him under a microscope bc wtf is wrong with him. p!graecie really called him the least assholey of the kestrels and he went out of his way to prove her wrong

speaking of blondbeard… the fact that he put out his bounty on p!acho and p!apo failed that, only for p!acho to die of stars own accord anyway. i watched his vod and he never found out that he succeeded in that in the most roundabout way possible

oli:

crashed on the isles from drunk driving his yacht. is this man okay.

also his wedding had at least 5 murders and thinks p!water's wedding having one murder (of the groom, to be exact) is nothing out of the ordinary

canonically from the tuna fishing & auctioning business specifically

the only reason issue 2 of the noisy parrot says good things about p!ros while being blatant libel in issue 1 is bc p!oli wanted to make a business deal with her over her castle for real estate / tourism

claims to only have a soft spot for his "sweet lady wife" (who is NOT a crab tyvm) and the other kestrels (most of whom are guys). i do not have a heterosexual explanation for this quote.

sausage:

i think he would die if he didn't make at least one nsfw joke per stream (i took so much psychic damage for this man)

more childhood trauma. so much childhood trauma. you say you don't care about anything other than money… or revenge for your family bc your parents and whole home got slaughtered by navymen when you were 15. which is definitely not out of love in the slightest

(i don't think he knows there were two ex-navy guys on the isles)

considered having a wet shirt contest with p!owen in light of the character announcements before the smp

also only initially kept his shirt closed at the start of the series to be "classy" but starts opening it more and more to show off his chest. my eyes… oh god, my eyes…

is canonically against marriage bc of long-distance travel & danger in the world of piracy

i think about the fact that his left arm was basically paralysed from the petrification incident a lot. apparently it's not as flexible as human flesh and bone. i guess that's a canon disability (and i request everyone not to overlook this fact in fanwork creation pls)

speaking spanish reminds him of home :(

scar:

yes, i know about the flying jellie = boatem theory, and i'm in favour of it too (with alterations depending on how i want the story to go) but pls don't overwhelm our little tag with hermitcraft… your fandom is already massive enough as it is… pls…

anyways. i don't think it's ever stated whether he killed his old crew himself or he genuinely abandoned them to die or if he was just the unlucky sole survivor who blames himself for it. so idrc what you interpret it as in fics

when you watch p!scott pov of day 1 and he's telling p!sunship about p!scar, you can actually see p!scar floating up in the distance bc of the chorus ale incident with p!bek

licked the corruption once bc p!sausage asked him to. said it tasted salty. also said his atlas looked like a peanut butter sandwich and the recruitment officer had to tell him not to eat it

thinks jellie is cuter than cruppy

is canonically scared of snakes. tried to barricade himself in his room once after finding out anacondas are around near the isles

p!saus kissed him once on day 5 and he did not like it, so… yeah, i don't really think of him as part of the kisstrel polycule myself. p!saus still calls him "his boy" nonetheless

shelby:

basically alexis rose from schitt's creek as a pirate girl who got lost on the way to "mexico" for a vacation

p!scott is "her david" (david rose was alexis' brother). i think about them a lot.

she also apparently has a fallback marriage pact with p!scott to get into the dumpling business

is canonically age 30 as of time of arrival on the isles (feels a bit old for a valley girl but i guess it's the kestrel way). the only reason i know this is bc jojo was streaming and she said it in the chat while talking to an npc. neither she nor oli (with her for that day's events) were streaming at the time (i guess acho was streaming at the time too but i haven't rewatched his vod yet)

chat are seagulls (some of whom speculatingly ship her and ivy)

wanted to build the first mall and resort on the isles + a luxury yacht to transport between the isles and her place

said she was just gonna sit back and watch on the sidelines for the revenge raid. kills a cultist nonetheless and boasts about it, but is ultimately more concerned by the fact that her nail polished got chipped in the fight

i admit it: i sent in the clip about p!shelby not wanting to be a statue for the twitchcon compilation. if anyone wants to cry foul about that, it's entirely on me and feel free to bomb my notes or inbox about that /lh

do her parents know she never made it to "mexico"? how would they react?

shep:

i also think about him a lot. i mean i got voted as his #1 fan and the cc torments me about it but still. i think about him a lot

has the personality of a "teenage himbo emo" (but isn't outright dumb, you know?)

the fact that you near-idolize captain merton… is it because your own parents abandoned you when you were a child and he took you in? or something? basically the golden child of the luscinia that Turned Out Wrong (but as i always say nowadays, golden children are victims too)

his canonical food hoards. i don't think that was ever explained.

the fact that the goldenbeard curse drained his hunger so much that he once ate 27 baked potatoes in 1 minute. (how could you STILL not believe the curse existed even after that?!) are you okay? do we need to talk? i'm no nutritionist (let alone dietician) but i don't think that's normal

the only person on the isles other than p!el that has a pet komodo dragon

said pet was originally named missile bc it killed an innocent kangaroo like one. then got renamed coda to make it wear a maid dress

tried to start a blobfish selling business (all but like 3 of them died bc he put them in the kestrel pit and they went up the waterfall and died from fall damage)

the denholm brothers literally robbed his backpack once bc it was not locked and he barely even noticed. it was so funny

his underrated friendship with p!water. they go crypting together. i am still not over the fact that he did a completely unprompted lore drop on water's stream while he wasn't even live himself

i'll never forgive the fact that he managed to get away with 3rd degree murder. space rat gets all the love and art now for being a lil guy but i'll always want to punt this guy /aff

[cheesethepurbldragon]

Apparently it’s cannon that Shep dislikes the rain because it blocks his view of the stars and I thought that was adorable.

[beepeircings]

Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune

With sparkling crystals souls aglow

A part of thee in the key of what we know to be every part without me

Knows only two can make it light

You'll live forever tonight

Snazzy piano intermission

rbs are super appreciated

[powcreations]

Please welcome @/snifferish & @/Roscumber

Our local Builder & Flower Picker!

Please welcome @/krowfangtv & @/ImaShepTTV

Our local Superstar & Astronaut!

Watch them on the Rats SMP on Saturday, October 19th! 👀

(art by @iamlevil!)

[piratessmpheadcanons]

Sighhhhh school </33

Anyways new pirates , i shall bestow headcanons

Shelby / Shubble - is the type of person to see warning fees [ ex . Parking fees ] as a " pay and get out scott free typa thing " .

" Oh I'm trespassing? , well damn how much? 1,000 gold ? Yeah fair , here's your 1,000 gold now leave me alone " [ she still trespasses the area ]

Shep - has a bad sense of directions , he would be totally lost and shtuff [ probs why he got a compass ] [ idk i havent watched his pov yet ]

Sniff - has high pain tolerance so they can be pretty reckless [ they will willingly get their arm bit by bullet ants for a dare ]

Cpk - hc that cpk and recruitment officer are the same guy lol. I think he would have burn scars since recruitment officer catched on fire during the last lore event. Cpk would deny the recruitment officer allegations.

Havent watched the other 2 new pirates yet so stay tuned everypony for another silly hc ask after the pirate ppl upload their vods <3

Cpk: who is that recruitment officer guy crazy

Shelby: Pay your obviously lying fee

[jade-or-smthg]

lost my art tablet but i miss them

(rbs appreciated <3)

[floef-likes-everything]

Two Kestrals and a Nightingale walk into a bar. They try to feed a seagull drunk. End of joke.

[apocalypsewriters]

second last rats batch!

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4 you are here] [part 5] [bonus!!]