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#they make me so sick#why are you gripping each other like that wrist and all#like omggg#gaymatron 3000 and slendermans cousin ilikemnderman strike again#Jesus Christ like#kagehina#shobio#hinakage
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didn't anyone ever tell u it's rude to interrupt, da-ge
#jesus christ like#okay i don't want to say that my feelings on nmj are souring again exactly because it's not quite like that#i DO think my patience is thin atm just because of some meta i've read that i just strongly disagree with#but come on!!!#there are some things in the text or the show which are deliberately left ambiguous#and up for interpretation#nmj's tears and facial expressions for instance are the subject of much discourse and debate in some servers i'm in lmao#but this moment#and the moment atop the stairs in the novel#where jgy is not even given a chance to speak before nmj decides he already knows what jgy is going to say#(aka he is going to lie)#this isn't headcanon. this is just. the way nmj is#he does not believe meng yao is going to be honest with him#and he does not believe that meng yao was honest with him in the past#and it does not matter what meng yao does going forward because nmj has made up his mind#he did crimes??? good for him 😌#nie meangjue 🤯#(not dropping these in the main tags today)#tl;dr this is fundamentally why n!eyao will never work for me#salty peak sect 🧂
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i fear i cannot mentally or emotionally handle being conscious much longer so im gonna take a melatonin and hope to god it works enough to make me pass out by 8:30 tbh
#i. have gone through the full spectrum of human emotions today methinks (not including joy or happiness or any of the like.. naturally)#i am so exhausted and feeling deeply deeply fucking hopeless#ive spent so much of my life feeling miserable and hopeless but holy fucking shit none of that even remotely came close to the amount#of sheer hopelessness and despair that im feeling today#gneuinely. at a loss for ways to make myself or anyone else feel better#like. well at least we're alive! bitch i dont think i want to be anymore. and furthermore for a LOT of people NOT FOR MUCH LONGER probably#at least we have friends/family/community! yes and that means i have that many more people to be absolutely terrified for on top of myself#we've been through this once we can do it again! I WANT MY LIFE TO BE ABOUT MORE THAN JUST GETTING THROUGH#JESUS CHRIST LIKE#by the time the next election comes i will be 27#meaning i will have spent the majority of my teens AND 20s fearing this stupid fucking man and his stupid fucking morally bankrupt follower#im so sick#im so tired#i have to stay alive but for what??? for climate change to make everything exponentially worse in the next 10-15 years??#for society and humanity as we know it to AT the very LEAST begin to collapse in front of my very eyes??#anyway.#like... i just...#thank god i have ppl in my life rn who care about me bc they are essentially singlehandedly keeping me alive at this point#at the end of all of it even though i can do this song and dance all day and be like "whats the point of living? why shouldnt i k myself#and the answer is that the people i love would be sad. the people i love love me too and they would never be the same.#and especially with how much a lot of them have done for me. i owe it to them to at least Try to give myself the best shot i can#us politics#election 2024#kamala harris#2024 election#uspol
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I keep saying I'll pick bg3 up again once they add new wyll content and expand his interactions, and i think um. i. dont think that. im going to ever play it again at this rate
#jesus christ like#i hear only the murmurings from mutuals and#its BAD. is larian planning to just. make him an npc at this rate or something#im exaggerating but also#what the hell
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spain should be banned from the next world cup for how bad those penalties were
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
#Details changed for privacy reasons obvs#But Jesus Fucking Christ#I saw the video I look like an idiot#Please Jesus God don't fucking fire me#Teablart#Well guys it's been nice I guess#Time to die in a hole
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"The Hermit stands alone on the top of a mountain. The snow-capped range symbolizes his spiritual mastery, growth, and accomplishment. He has chosen this path of self-discovery and, as a result, has reached a heightened state of awareness."
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#viktor arcane#viktor#jayvik#yes jayce isnt there its still jayvik art we can just say its jayce who drew him#art#my art#fanart#fan art#potatofu art#i wanted to make a tarot card series for a while and here comes along viktor looking like jesus christ so the stars align !#i think ill draw ekko afterwards
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Sometimes something simple could be really special, after all.
#worked on this for like 3-4 days or so#based on fic simply special by impish_nature#song: jesus tap dancing christ - fruit bats#gravity falls#animation#stan pines#ford pines#stan o war#azzy art
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Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.
#fallout#fallout prime#fallout amazon#fallout tv series#fallout new vegas#fallout tv show#like Jesus Christ go touch grass#it’s even more pathetic that this loser is 40
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Omg look at them!!!
If chamber had baguettes/croissants instead of his weapons rip jett😔
valo art dump 😌
#OP your art style is so GOOD!!#Jesus christ like#I don’t have words#also Sage with the stickers killed me#valorant#valorant gekko#valorant jett#valorant chamber#valorant sage#valorant sova
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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight
#normally i dont do these 'my dash did a thing' posts#but like. i had to#mine#[tumblr]#1k#in less than 24 hours#jesus christ#2k#3k#technically rn it's at 2893#but it's gonna get to 3k soon#for some reason#4k#almost#this has now reached at least 2 of the 6 blogs in this image#3/6 now#5k#WHY#also i did not anticipate how weird it is to see all those urls on the top stacked on each other#10k#15k#20k
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#bwark#pkmn leaks#can we stop labelling a bunch of devs as terrible for literally just writing mythology that didn't even make it inti the game and wasn't#supposed to be seen by the public#esp the people naming and shaming the person who wrote them like jesus christ there's literal doxxing going on rn can we be mature#and like i said last night we have our own fair share of fucked up fairy tales and folklore in the west#so this discussion is giving the vibes of ''anime is uniquely perverted unlike our pure and innocent western animation''#like why are we singling out japanese mythology here lmao#ofc you're allowed to be uncomfortable with the leaks. i am and im definitely glad they were scrapped. but can we also be mature about it#it literally is not as big or horrible on gamefreak's end as people are making it out to be#it was scrapped for a reason. it was too much for this video game for children. can we move on or are people gonna make the same unfunny#joke about it#ask to tag?
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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Sometimes I have to play a fun little game of “Is this fanart of Jesus Christ (bible), Odysseus(Greek), or Jonathon Sims(The Magnus Archives)?”
#tma#the magnus archives#the odyssey#the illiad#odysseus#jesus christ#like literal Jesus Christ#jonathon sims#jonny sims#the jc or Odysseus question blurs the lines sometimes#jonmartin#I really don’t want to tag the Bible#this isn’t that kind of blog#georgie barker#melanie king
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"We have to make sure you become recognized as a first-rate prosecutor, don't we? .......It wouldn't be very interesting otherwise."
#REAL SENTENCES THAT WERE SAID BY CHARACTERS IN THESE GAMES!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i read this dialogue and like i was a spirit possessed i ran out of the room and drew this#portal of art#miles edgeworth#kay faraday#manfred von karma#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#aai collection#aai
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
#grey art#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#alastor#auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ#I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED.#😂😂😂#my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special#and she could probably take him out in one strike#but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely#she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power#but she’s not stupid or childish or meek#she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much#and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy#I think he’ll underestimate her in the end#man i’m so tired#hazbin hotel fanart
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