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bloodrock-lobster · 9 months ago

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I keep saying I'll pick bg3 up again once they add new wyll content and expand his interactions, and i think um. i. dont think that. im going to ever play it again at this rate

#jesus christ like #i hear only the murmurings from mutuals and #its BAD. is larian planning to just. make him an npc at this rate or something #im exaggerating but also #what the hell

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juniemunie · 6 months ago

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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

#junie art post #ink sans #error sans #utmv #errorink #implied. but yea not the focus #this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word #we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more #isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad #and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out #we put it away. abandon and leave it behind #what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating #yea that never left me #and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH #imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse #mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life #but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant #but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao #ahhh my favorite idiots. never change #mmmmm #deltarune

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dkettchen · 7 months ago

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she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

#one piece #trans!sanji #sanji #kiku #yamato #ワンピース #I'm practicing my japanese shhhhhh #（日本語のペラペラ人：俺は文法とか書く方とか間違ったら教えてください😅ありがとうございます）#translation:#Yamato: I'll be able to get as strong as Oden?#Sanji: Probably... 🤔#[meanwhile Kiku is remembering the time in the hot spring]#(Sanji: Nami-chan!!!)#(Nami: Shut up!! The women's bath is supposed to be a peaceful place!)#Kiku: I am also ⚧️ ... o.o #(y'all english speakers had me all to yourselves for a decade it's about time I start to also sometimes make stuff in my next language lol #notably for media *from* that language #same as it made sense to make fan content in english for [american superhero franchise we don't talk abt anymore] back in the day #(happy seasonal reminder that Ren Is Not A Native English Speaker and This Is My 5th Language hi 😅))#while looking up reference for this I learnt that the straps to tie back the kimono sleeves are called tasuki #also I decided yamato get big muscles cause he got them kaido genes in im (I also gave him his dad's young-man-facial hair)#the more I do transition projections for one piece characters while tryna adhere to the style the more I learn that sometimes stylisation #uses bones less as literal determinants for where things go and just kinda exaggerates shapes based on vibes alone instead #meaning trans characters' bones wouldn't literally stay looking the same in that stylisation in the way they do irl #they'd get exaggerated differently based on what the surrounding stuff is doing #I still think oda's transition demonstration when we first met iva was unreasonable even with that in mind tho

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pdfbabe · 2 years ago

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spotify will be like are you a HARDCORE PUNK do you HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT and want some songs to BEAT UP COPS TO? listen to our PUNK PLAYLIST! and the playlist is like. welcome to the black parade

#this is not an exaggeration the raised on punk spotify playlist is #she by green day -> helena by mcr -> i was a teenage anarchist #which why is that the am! song youre using. like you couldve put a different am! song and yes i know that that song isnt against anarchy #but cMON. if you want an iconic antiestablishment against me song do baby im an ananarchist #and yes. wttbp is on this playlist #also im literally a huge mcr fan i have an mcr blog. like nothing against mcr AT ALL i adore them. but theyre not punk #maggie.txt #flashing gif

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itslilacokay · 2 months ago

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so um

could we get a doodle of influencer green getting grounded?

they deserve it

i immediately thought of goanimate upon reading this ask. my sincerest apologies anon

#alan becker #animator vs animation #ava #ava green #this is insanely stupid #6032006 is a reference you just have to guess what its referencing #IM PICTURING THE GOANIMATE VOICES. HELP ME #also i knowits called vyond now but . um. shut uop #dont worry the “years” are just exaggeration hes not actually grounded for THAT long #askingriot #lilacsart

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plushie-lovey · 3 months ago

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Is somebody gonna match my freak? [Owns over 300 stuffed animals]

#stuffed animals #plushies #plushblr #plushie #stuffie #Im jk I already got someone to match my freak (my datemate encourages me to buy stuffed animals and collects some too)#also no I am sadly not exaggerating when I say I probably own over 300 stuffed animals #there's a chance I am exaggerating #but there's literally 5 medium sized boxes and 2 small in my room full of plushies #plus 3 large boxes (with mostly large plush) in storage and 1 trashbag's worth #and I still have a whole bunch of plush currently on display (maybe 40?)#so...yeah it's probably an accurate estimation #I do not have a problem. this is simply my hobby #also a lot of the plush are webkinz and pokemon which are 2 of my special interests so I get a pass for those I think #viti shoosh

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unhinged-snake-jaw · 1 year ago

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patroclus in tsoa:

oh... i accidentally killed sarpedon??? i'm not built for violence, really. that's achilles. i guess he's always protecting me... i love him, i can't make myself argue with him— i'm so in love with him i don't know to be angry at him. ever.

patroclus in the iliad:

*invents gamer's rage by killing clysonysmus*

{kill count: so high that homer's just listing names at one point}

*kills sarpedon and then KILLS ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TAKE HIS BODY* (the dead man's father ended up intervening i believe)

"hey patroclus... you're crying like a girl what's wrong??" "what's wrong? what's wrong??? what's wrong is yOU MOTHERFU—"

*knocks hector's charioteer onto the floor with a stone that fucking kills him* 10/10 my guy that was a perfect dive!! trojans seem awfully good at diving out of their chariots, don't you think??

"on my own? i would have killed TWENTY hectors, and you know that."

#and i KNOW patroclus killing clysonysmus is in tsoa too but. that was framed as an accident so does it really count???#also perhaps this is because i read it long ago in a biased lens but i remember that part in the iliad where pat was crying and #and achilles was like 'whats wrong' and patroclus INSTANTLY goes like 'you and your stupid fucking rage????'#might have used mild exaggeration of language for comedic purposes. but i firmly believe this is how it actually went down #achilles went 'why're you crying like a girl??' and patroclus punched him in the face THAT'S what fucking happened #im in love with patroclus #maybe you can tell #the iliad #patroclus #achilles #tsoa crit #maybe??? not inherently anti but. tbf i don't really... like certain aspects of that book #ill tag it js in case #anti tsoa

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hanzajesthanza · 8 months ago

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geralt "i will NEVER deadname my best friend" of rivia

"he will ALWAYS be dandelion to ME"

#also 'including milva in male costume' goes SOOO HARDDD #everyone say thank you regis for citing a dozen precedents to pull that off. the effect of knowing your herstory <3 #c: geralt #s: i want to be by your side #geralt is like the reverse situation of a transphobe who 'has known you for 20 years so he can't call you something else now'#it's that he has known dandelion for so long that he can't call him anything else but his STAGE / CHOSEN NAME :')#the 'viscount dandelion' is so funny to me #i can accept that he's a viscount but I DRAW THE LINE at calling him by his birth name #milva: 'you can accept that he's a viscount??'#also it's lost in english but that his stage name and birth name begin with the same letter & thus sound. jaskier... julian...#not the 'chosen name starts with the same letter as the birth name' stereotype. and swag #the witcher books #book: lady of the lake #excerpt #one thousand million years ago in posada:#dandelion: 'don't you want to know my name' | geralt: 'but i already know your name. it's dandelion'#dandelion: 'but it's not my real name. don't you want to know my real and famous name' | geralt: 'not particularly'#geralt has the same relationship to dandelion's birth name and viscount status as dandelion has to kaer morhen 💀#geralt and dandelion are like i don't care who you were back then i cannot comprehend your sad backstory all i care is about who you are no #i think this kind of friendship helped them both slightly detach from their exaggerated levels of perceived self-importance #geralt from his 'woe is me i will never be seen as a normal man' and dandelion from 'im the most interesting man in this tavern'#only SLIGHTLY detach. when they're around each other they temper expectations. but when they're apart it grows back

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3-aem · 9 months ago

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help my cat maybe!

okay I was told to just do this even though i hate it.

but as some of you know i lost my job a while back and it happened at the same time that my cat began semi-frequent vomitting like once every other week to multiple times a week. he appears fine otherwise but it has continued on for the last few months and at this point I don’t think i can continue pretending like he is alright.

the bill for a proper scan and diagnosis is around 780 total which is sadly not affordable.

If it is possible kofi donations would be greatly appreciated so I can bring him in for an ultrasound and blood tests 🙏 the lnk is in my pinned

#i hate this i hate it so much #ive always been like dont get a pet if u can’t financially support them but it was also like not a forseen thing #it was literally woke up one morning to find out like 30% of the company was to be terminated #thats an exaggeration but it was a lot of ppl #deleting this later #i know i love talking about the most inane aspects of my life but this is like bigger shit which i absolutely despise #u guys are allowed to know i wear mismatched socks all the time bc theyre just socks #but not that im jobless #but a quick update on that #*stares into the camera with a forced smile and then leaves*

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3liza · 1 year ago

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a looooooooooot of American leftist perspective on what is good or possible with basic policy about land use, recycling, public transit etc is so fucked up purely because we are completely unaware that much of Europe has been doing stuff we consider pie in the sky laughable dreamerism (like effectively and safely going home from shift work or from a nightclub at 3am on the subway, or recycling anything instead of strip mining a mountain every time we need to bottle beer, or turning vacant office buildings into apartments, etc) for decades or centuries.

you do not find out about it unless you're fortunate enough to visit and stay long enough to actually interact with the infrastructure, not just as a tourist, because likewise the Europeans just assume we can take buses everywhere or get 25¢ for a beer bottle and simply choose to live in suffering and profligacy out of simple American degenerate preference for driving cars and smashing bottles until an American tells them exactly how bad everything is here, which they can hardly believe

#im exaggerating but only slightly #most of Europe is also disgusting colonial settler empire too im not saying they're good #fuck Germany in particular #BUT you can absolutely take the fucking subway home from the club #“buhh duhh we cant do that here because of american exceptionalism”#YES WE CAN! yes we can #the people handling the money and policy simply choose not to #and why is that?#probably because we arent publicly executing enough of them if i had to guess #keep voting democrat everyone this is a new strain of blue guy its different bro I promise

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so-very-small · 10 days ago

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there is nothing that feels more isolating and hauntingly lonely than being into a fandom that has no G/t content and none of your fandom friends are into g/t and none of your g/t mutuals have even heard of the fandom. it’s like i’m the last member of a near extinct species. i’m drifting alone on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. no one is here. no one can hear me scream. i’m just screaming about g/t gays but still.

#g/t #this is exaggerated for humor purposes im not feeling lonely abt it dw #I AM HOWEVER THINKING OF TLT A LOT. I HAVENT FINISHED THE SERIES SO NO SPOILERS BUT #PAL??? WITH TINY CAM AND HARROW AND GIDEON??? WAUGH??#OR AN AU WHERE ALL THE LYCTORS ARE GIANTS……..#HARROW HOLDING A TINY GIDEON. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP.#gideon would be such a chaotic tiny. harrow would form a little bone cage around her to prevent antics #and also giant ianthe. need i say more. imagine her hands……..

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tevintersoldier · 1 month ago

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DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN DID ORYM AND DORIAN ACTUALLY CONFESS DID THEY ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR SOFT MOMENT AND HELD EACH OTHER THROUGH THE NIGHT

IM ACTUALLY 100% WEEPING i felt like i was watching a fanfic 😭😭😭😭

AM I HAVING A FEVER DREAM??????

#and dorian actually sleeping????#ROBBIE IM IN UR WALLS #oryms “i've been trying to go to your room for 20 minutes”#LIAM IM IN UR WALLS ALSO #guys im actually crying real tears im not exaggerating #😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#critical role #cr spoilers #dorian storm #orym #DORYM #FINALLY Y Y

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splatbastards · 1 month ago

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