#im exaggerating but also

[bloodrock-lobster]

I keep saying I'll pick bg3 up again once they add new wyll content and expand his interactions, and i think um. i. dont think that. im going to ever play it again at this rate

[tibli]

incorrect quotes are a blight on the good lord's green earth

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[pdfbabe]

spotify will be like are you a HARDCORE PUNK do you HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT and want some songs to BEAT UP COPS TO? listen to our PUNK PLAYLIST! and the playlist is like. welcome to the black parade

[itslilacokay]

so um

could we get a doodle of influencer green getting grounded?

they deserve it

i immediately thought of goanimate upon reading this ask. my sincerest apologies anon

[plushie-lovey]

Is somebody gonna match my freak? [Owns over 300 stuffed animals]

[unhinged-snake-jaw]

patroclus in tsoa:

oh... i accidentally killed sarpedon??? i'm not built for violence, really. that's achilles. i guess he's always protecting me... i love him, i can't make myself argue with him— i'm so in love with him i don't know to be angry at him. ever.

patroclus in the iliad:

*invents gamer's rage by killing clysonysmus*

{kill count: so high that homer's just listing names at one point}

*kills sarpedon and then KILLS ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TAKE HIS BODY* (the dead man's father ended up intervening i believe)

"hey patroclus... you're crying like a girl what's wrong??" "what's wrong? what's wrong??? what's wrong is yOU MOTHERFU—"

*knocks hector's charioteer onto the floor with a stone that fucking kills him* 10/10 my guy that was a perfect dive!! trojans seem awfully good at diving out of their chariots, don't you think??

"on my own? i would have killed TWENTY hectors, and you know that."

[hanzajesthanza]

geralt "i will NEVER deadname my best friend" of rivia

"he will ALWAYS be dandelion to ME"

[3-aem]

help my cat maybe!

okay I was told to just do this even though i hate it.

but as some of you know i lost my job a while back and it happened at the same time that my cat began semi-frequent vomitting like once every other week to multiple times a week. he appears fine otherwise but it has continued on for the last few months and at this point I don’t think i can continue pretending like he is alright.

the bill for a proper scan and diagnosis is around 780 total which is sadly not affordable.

If it is possible kofi donations would be greatly appreciated so I can bring him in for an ultrasound and blood tests 🙏 the lnk is in my pinned

[3liza]

a looooooooooot of American leftist perspective on what is good or possible with basic policy about land use, recycling, public transit etc is so fucked up purely because we are completely unaware that much of Europe has been doing stuff we consider pie in the sky laughable dreamerism (like effectively and safely going home from shift work or from a nightclub at 3am on the subway, or recycling anything instead of strip mining a mountain every time we need to bottle beer, or turning vacant office buildings into apartments, etc) for decades or centuries.

you do not find out about it unless you're fortunate enough to visit and stay long enough to actually interact with the infrastructure, not just as a tourist, because likewise the Europeans just assume we can take buses everywhere or get 25¢ for a beer bottle and simply choose to live in suffering and profligacy out of simple American degenerate preference for driving cars and smashing bottles until an American tells them exactly how bad everything is here, which they can hardly believe

[tevintersoldier]

DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN DID ORYM AND DORIAN ACTUALLY CONFESS DID THEY ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR SOFT MOMENT AND HELD EACH OTHER THROUGH THE NIGHT

IM ACTUALLY 100% WEEPING i felt like i was watching a fanfic 😭😭😭😭

AM I HAVING A FEVER DREAM??????

[splatbastards]

trying to find a fun new way to stylize Ichiya's hair

[starrysharks]

bunny blast-off!

[jasmancer]

SWASHBUCKLER BY NATURE! HERO BY PROFESSION!

[abyssal-ilk]

vivienne and solas struggle to get along because they are in direct oppositions of each other's beliefs. vivienne is proof that change is possible for mages in the current state of the world and represents a hope for future change without wiping the slate clean and solas is proof that mages can prosper outside of a circle without restrictions or being on the leash of the chantry, templars, nobles, men, ect. send tweet