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a looooooooooot of American leftist perspective on what is good or possible with basic policy about land use, recycling, public transit etc is so fucked up purely because we are completely unaware that much of Europe has been doing stuff we consider pie in the sky laughable dreamerism (like effectively and safely going home from shift work or from a nightclub at 3am on the subway, or recycling anything instead of strip mining a mountain every time we need to bottle beer, or turning vacant office buildings into apartments, etc) for decades or centuries.
you do not find out about it unless you're fortunate enough to visit and stay long enough to actually interact with the infrastructure, not just as a tourist, because likewise the Europeans just assume we can take buses everywhere or get 25¢ for a beer bottle and simply choose to live in suffering and profligacy out of simple American degenerate preference for driving cars and smashing bottles until an American tells them exactly how bad everything is here, which they can hardly believe
#im exaggerating but only slightly#most of Europe is also disgusting colonial settler empire too im not saying they're good#fuck Germany in particular#BUT you can absolutely take the fucking subway home from the club#“buhh duhh we cant do that here because of american exceptionalism”#YES WE CAN! yes we can#the people handling the money and policy simply choose not to#and why is that?#probably because we arent publicly executing enough of them if i had to guess#keep voting democrat everyone this is a new strain of blue guy its different bro I promise
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love my sister who told us (myself and our other sister) that if we're thinking of gifts for her, to get gothic paintings/prints. meanwhile I've been asked what I want for a birthday and I either go blank mind or have to force myself to say Well. There's This Hockey Team.
#⛸#hockey things are fucking expensive tho like im not putting my siblings or other family members into debt because i want something#im exaggerating but only slightly
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Fake FBI agents arguing with Billie: No she definitely doesn't have the letter, she definitely believed we were real FBI
[meawhile]
Jess arguing with Tasha: I couldn't give them the letter, they definitely weren't real FBI because their names on the badges were in size 15 font instead of the standard 14.5.
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geralt "i will NEVER deadname my best friend" of rivia
"he will ALWAYS be dandelion to ME"
#also 'including milva in male costume' goes SOOO HARDDD#everyone say thank you regis for citing a dozen precedents to pull that off. the effect of knowing your herstory <3#c: geralt#s: i want to be by your side#geralt is like the reverse situation of a transphobe who 'has known you for 20 years so he can't call you something else now'#it's that he has known dandelion for so long that he can't call him anything else but his STAGE / CHOSEN NAME :')#the 'viscount dandelion' is so funny to me#i can accept that he's a viscount but I DRAW THE LINE at calling him by his birth name#milva: 'you can accept that he's a viscount??'#also it's lost in english but that his stage name and birth name begin with the same letter & thus sound. jaskier... julian...#not the 'chosen name starts with the same letter as the birth name' stereotype. and swag#the witcher books#book: lady of the lake#excerpt#one thousand million years ago in posada:#dandelion: 'don't you want to know my name' | geralt: 'but i already know your name. it's dandelion'#dandelion: 'but it's not my real name. don't you want to know my real and famous name' | geralt: 'not particularly'#geralt has the same relationship to dandelion's birth name and viscount status as dandelion has to kaer morhen 💀#geralt and dandelion are like i don't care who you were back then i cannot comprehend your sad backstory all i care is about who you are no#i think this kind of friendship helped them both slightly detach from their exaggerated levels of perceived self-importance#geralt from his 'woe is me i will never be seen as a normal man' and dandelion from 'im the most interesting man in this tavern'#only SLIGHTLY detach. when they're around each other they temper expectations. but when they're apart it grows back
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this has 2 saves already even though i haven't talked about it at all so ig there's an audience to throw it out to somewhere . fuck it we ball
WOE. INCOMPREHENSIBLE SLEEP TOKEN INFESTED GABV1EL PLAYLIST BE UPON YE.
#and today on cookie's ramblings#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabv1el#seeing the saves made me scramble to add a few extra sleep token songs in before i posted this so that was fun#was not planning on posting this tbh#this originally had a local file in it which shows how unprepared i was for this to get clocked LSJDLSKGN#heed the word 'brainrot' in the playlist name. it is not exaggerating#some of this is like . weirdly personal? idk im probably just tripping but it feels like itd only make sense to me#having v1 himself scuttling around in your brain does not help#yea this is also partially a fictive playlist OOPSIES#system bullshit tag#My thoughts about these two are incomprehensible to even myself so#in order to keep these tags slightly shorter than they could be i will cease the ramblings now
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in australia children as young as 3 are forced to learn a strange ritual known as ''nutbush'' and if you dont master it they dont feed you for 3 days
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every time i see a screen cap of benson with the bisexual lighting from the end of the movie i start crying so hard i shit myself and pass out
#it happens like 4 times a day my place is a fucking disaster 😔#im only slightly exaggerating i really do feel an inexplicable sorrow. looking at him then#it’s so sad ITS A SAD FUCKING MOVIE AKSKSOKS#text#the passenger#benson
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checking the woe.begone server in the morning is like
Person 1: good morning!
Person 2: hello!
Person 3: guys i just exploded my car and stabbed myself with two hundred knives
Person 4: AGAIN??
Person 5: It's Thursday! Remember you are awesome and you got this, I'm pulling for you
Person 3: dw it's just a scratch. Anyway yesterday my house burned down and the roof collapsed on top of me
Person 6: This is the third time this week
Person 7 just entered the server!
Person 8: I'M GOING TO EAT THE NEWBIE
#tma#im only slightly exaggerating#person 3 is very obvious lmao its the person who just posted a video of their scalpels exploding
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i literally started crying ;-;
ive been waiting for her for sooo long. its so fucked up that i got obsessed with her immeadiatly after the SN banner. but the wait js over and shes mine forever and ever and ever and i can throw her against the wall as hard as i want to
#willowposting#arknights#this is actually the best day of my life#im only slightly exaggerating#specter
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okay but like genuinely. like for a moment im gonna be completely genuine here. rid15 is legitimately so fucking amazing.
its hilarious, it canNOT take itself seriously 90% of the time, just like. EVERYTHING that is going on all at the same time. like everything is so. its. i cant even explain it. its batshit insane, its beautiful, it gets weirdly serious in a good way at points you dont expect, its just fucking BIZARRE sometimes and like. i love it so fucking much.
like, the rivalry-turned-friendship between denny and fixit??? that wolf guy and his gang of furries/scalies???? that fuckin. porcupine guy who drugs people with his quills and its a random drug each time?????? the time grimlock befriends a monk guy who makes bread and teaches him the art of patience or whatever the fuck through breadmaking???????? like what the fuck is this show on. what is happening. its perfect.
EDIT: the monk guy taught grimlock patience through pretzel making
#talk tag#transformers tag#like legit i think every transformers fan should watch rid15 because it is literally the funniest shit ever to me. its beautiful#local man forced to become father of nine other people who cannot even remotely be slightly normal for even one second or they will die#local man ALSO cannot be normal but he is desperately trying to be#important to mention that out of the said nine other people only one is an actual child#OH and not to mention its tied into transformers prime and rescue bots which makes it literally 100 times funnier#there could NOT have been a better sequel series honestly#bumblebee. buddy. how did you GET here#it literally has everything. furries; comedy; bumblebee age regressing on drugs; blurr from rescue bots comes by for a visit; found family#like i know some of you might say im bluffing or exaggerating but im literally not. this show is insane and i love it
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millie’s natural state is covered in blood (<- may or may not be her own) and shaking like a feral dog. because she’s normal.
#the virgin ‘i wish we had normal peaceful lives that we could live instead even if realistically we can never have that’ sam & dean vs the#chad ‘i only know how to communicate with others when im allowed violence as an option’ millie#not that she’s going to USE it. she just likes having stabbing as an acceptable way to end a conversation. she’s normal.#sam & dean are badly socialized because theyre codependent freaks. millie is badly socialized because john didn’t put her in middle school#and instead let her eat dirt and kill things. im exaggerating. but only slightly.#she also probably would have been badly socialized if she *had* been schooled but she was not.#she has zero friends her age. absolutely no hobbies that don’t relate back to being a hunter. and no ability to plan for the future.#and she’s sooo normal for all of that and NOT maladjusted.#spn oc
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SAVE ME N25 GEHENNA COVER SAVE MEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#this thing has ahold on my head ouch owie it hurts owie owww#IT'S JUST SI BEAUTIFUL AND GREAT#GRRRRR#im ripping all my hair out guys#spooky's soliloquies#one of . if not my most favorite prjsk cover#only slightly exaggerating
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my average mania listening experience:
stay frosty royal milk tea through sunshine riptide: 1-2 plays
young and menace: 100 plays
bishops knife trick: 500 plays
can someone help me my family is dying
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I still remember everything I learned in my high school Photoshop class
#it's been over ten years now#but it is the foundation of all my digital art knowledge#im only slightly exaggerating#personal#and indeed the one ' art ' class i ever took#well i took ceramics also
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You: Write a reflection on the class
Me, full brain soup mode: So in Mass Effect 2-
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I've been playing the new cotl update and I generally like it but god do I fucking hate like all of the balance changes just let things be strong man
#rat rambles#like Im ok with the dice relics getting nerfed because they were pretty rediculous before#but making them fragile relics is absolutely terrible and unacceptable#I dont wanna be mean abt it but like time and time again theyve nerfed things way too fucking hard and only some of them get unfucked#like I am not even slightly exaggerating when I say this one change has made all of the dice the worst relics in the game#making them a one time use just completely fucked up the balance of them especially when theres other relics that are also deeply powerful#for getting health And are good damage dealers#it also showcases that they do not understand just how bad most of the fragile relics already are#like genuinely I am baffled by this decision its been making this update so much harder to enjoy#also apparently they massively lowered the level cap which? sucks so fucking bad?#like there's ways to let things be strong without being overpowered#like literally just make it harder to level up followers as they get to the stupid high levels thatd be a much better way to go about it#because lemme tell you its obnoxious to go out of your way to pour that much attention into a follower but rewarding#and for the dice and similarly broken relics just add an extra slow charge speed#you can throw kalamars ear into that pile too along with the bomb one since it's never worth picking up as a fragile relic#like I do genuinely like this new update and what it adds so far its just that the actual yknow gameplay got a smidge bit worse#and since I like the combat in this game any negative changes on it hit much harder than most quality of life stuff#also for the actual new content I do like it but I do hope this is the last big content update at least for a while#I worry abt the game becoming too crowded with mechanics to the point it stops feeling like a coherent game#and to be clear in my personal opinion this update is already bluring the lines of those fronts#again I do genuinely rly like this update it just makes me worry abt the future of this game#I hope if they do make another larger update they focus more on expanding upon already existing mechanics instead of making new ones#like I think sin could rly use more things to do with it#like with how many ways there are to generate it its strange that almost all of the things you do with it are cosmetic#although tbf I havent been dungeoning much today so maybe theres some hidden stuff to use sin for there lol#also one huge thing that Im confused by is the choice to put the sewing building on the first tier of the inspiration tree#cause it uses silk. aka the stuff from the last dungeon most players unlock#I feel like itd be more appropriate to put it as an ofbranch of the housing tree#so basically my review of this update is that its fun and I like the new mechanics but they do feel a bit half baked#and Im not a fan of the balance changes and Im also not a fan of the gun but thats more of a me problem
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