#jegulus things

[hotteststar]

"When I see the way you act

wondering when I'm coming back

I could do about anything

I could even learn how to love like you"

(by Rebecca Sugar)

except that it's reg in the afterlife who left for the horcrux mission without telling james who is waiting for him to come home

[goldrushenthusiast]

y’all need to STOP trying to ruin perfectly obvious things in an attempt to be different. James is not usually going to be the little spoon, end of discussion.

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[mentallyadinonugget]

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

“hey, your eyes have a little gold in them” *proceeds to vomit on james’ shoes*

i will forever love a good 10 things i hate about you jegulus au <33

close up under the cut!

[bri-cheeses]

*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*

Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”

Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”

Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”

Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3

Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”

[13ag21k]

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

[courfee]

christmas season at the wolfstar flat

[starchasing-chocolate]

5/5 😭❤️

[hotteststar]

SECOND JEGULUS POST FOR JEGGIE DAY

here's some of my headcanons bout 'em:

1. there’s a specific tree by the black lake where they always meet after classes, carving their initials into the bark. after reg's dead, james burn that tree. he couldn't look at it without crying, he had lost everything

2. when they were still at hogwarts they used to sneak out for midnight walks in the forbidden forest, like very often, so they could """talk""" ;)

3. regulus teaches James about constellations, talking about the history behind them and the ancient myhts that old popolationes used to belive at

4. regulus always wears perfectly matching socks, while James deliberately mismatches his just to tease him

obv i have more but for now imma just post this (i will post more later bcs now i don't have time to write them down)

ALSO

IT IS JEGULUS DAY YALLLLLLLLLLL GO. POST. SOMTHING. ABOUT. THEM. RN. ILY<3

[your-girl-nina]

Rosekiller definitely asked jegulus for a foursome.

Regulus who's had a threesome with them before dating james: absolutely not, call me vanilla but I'm never doing THAT again.

James:?!?!

Barty : Booo! You're such a loser!

[emlovessid]

@jegulus-microfic april 25, headlights, 217 words, nsfw

“Ow,” James whines.

“Stop being a baby,” Regulus teases, continuing to try to untangle James’ glasses from his hair, which has worked itself into a knot around one of the nose pads.

James sighs, stepping closer into the gap between Regulus’ legs where he’s sitting on the edge of the bathroom counter, hands settling on Regulus’ hips. He presses a kiss to James’ forehead before continuing, humming under his breath.

“What are you doing?”

Regulus looks up over James’ shoulder to find Sirius leant against the bathroom door, smirk on his lips.

“James’ glasses are tangled in his hair.”

“How the hell did you manage that, mate?” Sirius says with a laugh, and James’ head immediately snaps up and meets Regulus’ eyes like a deer caught in headlights.

He can feel the heat in cheeks but struggles to hold back his smile as he thinks back to the sight of James between his thighs, glasses pushed up onto his head as he licked through his folds. So maybe Regulus had something to do with this predicament they’re in now, with the way his hands grasped desperately at James’ hair as he fell over the edge.

His face must give something away because Regulus is brought back to reality by Sirius groaning, “Oh god, please forget I asked.”

[aithusarosekiller]

Regulus: is kind to a lost student and gently helps them out

Pete: wow, I didn't know Baby Black had it in him to be nice to people

Sirius: I thought he stopped being sweet when he was 6 years old? what the fuck? why is he doing that?

Remus: maybe he's decided to take his role as prefect really seriously, I don't know...James, you good?

James: .....

Remus: James?

James: .......😍

Remus: James?

James, falling in love as they speak: he's so damn pretty when he's nice to people, did you guys see that?

Remus: okay lads, we've officially lost him

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

11 years old Regulus: I hate you.

12 years old James: You're cute.

*6 YEARS LATER*

Regulus: I hate you.

James: Love you too.

That's it.

[starchasersunseeker]

"You're just like the nazis if you ship jegulus / if you like Regulus / Barty / Evan / any character that was a death eater"

What the fuck is wrong with you all??? That's not a good take you think it is.

My great grandparents were literally in concentration camps. How dare you make such an awful comparison? Comparing FICTIONAL CHARACTERS to real life events is actually very sick of you. To call someone a nazi or nazi sympathizers just because they enjoy exploring FICTION makes you a very gross person.

I don't care if you think you're superior for liking a different ship or for hating certain characters. You are not. You're actually well bellow everyone else for making such horrible comparisons. You are playing limbo with the underground with how terrible you are.