#jegulus things

[hotteststar]

"When I see the way you act

wondering when I'm coming back

I could do about anything

I could even learn how to love like you"

(by Rebecca Sugar)

except that it's reg in the afterlife who left for the horcrux mission without telling james who is waiting for him to come home

[goldrushenthusiast]

y’all need to STOP trying to ruin perfectly obvious things in an attempt to be different. James is not usually going to be the little spoon, end of discussion.

[mentallyadinonugget]

[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[bri-cheeses]

*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*

Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”

Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”

Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”

Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3

Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

[outromoony]

"I'm not like other girls." Well, that's good for you, but I am. I love reading books and fanfics. I love obsessing over fictional characters and screaming music at the top of my lungs. I love fangirling over celebrities and getting overly invested in ships that will never be canon. I cry over sad endings and laugh at memes no one else understands. I love getting way too excited over small things, daydreaming about impossible scenarios, and staying up late to finish just one more chapter. I love getting lost in fictional worlds, losing sleep over them, and rewatching my favorite shows a million times. I love spending hours scrolling through fan art and feeling alive through the stories, music, and love for people I will never meet. I love being like other girls.

[courfee]

felt the need to jegulusify two posts i came across

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

“hey, your eyes have a little gold in them” *proceeds to vomit on james’ shoes*

i will forever love a good 10 things i hate about you jegulus au <33

close up under the cut!

[13ag21k]

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

[hotteststar]

SECOND JEGULUS POST FOR JEGGIE DAY

here's some of my headcanons bout 'em:

1. there’s a specific tree by the black lake where they always meet after classes, carving their initials into the bark. after reg's dead, james burn that tree. he couldn't look at it without crying, he had lost everything

2. when they were still at hogwarts they used to sneak out for midnight walks in the forbidden forest, like very often, so they could """talk""" ;)

3. regulus teaches James about constellations, talking about the history behind them and the ancient myhts that old popolationes used to belive at

4. regulus always wears perfectly matching socks, while James deliberately mismatches his just to tease him

obv i have more but for now imma just post this (i will post more later bcs now i don't have time to write them down)

ALSO

IT IS JEGULUS DAY YALLLLLLLLLLL GO. POST. SOMTHING. ABOUT. THEM. RN. ILY<3

[starchasing-chocolate]

5/5 😭❤️

[your-girl-nina]

Rosekiller definitely asked jegulus for a foursome.

Regulus who's had a threesome with them before dating james: absolutely not, call me vanilla but I'm never doing THAT again.

James:?!?!

Barty : Booo! You're such a loser!

[emlovessid]

@jegulus-microfic april 25, headlights, 217 words, nsfw

“Ow,” James whines.

“Stop being a baby,” Regulus teases, continuing to try to untangle James’ glasses from his hair, which has worked itself into a knot around one of the nose pads.

James sighs, stepping closer into the gap between Regulus’ legs where he’s sitting on the edge of the bathroom counter, hands settling on Regulus’ hips. He presses a kiss to James’ forehead before continuing, humming under his breath.

“What are you doing?”

Regulus looks up over James’ shoulder to find Sirius leant against the bathroom door, smirk on his lips.

“James’ glasses are tangled in his hair.”

“How the hell did you manage that, mate?” Sirius says with a laugh, and James’ head immediately snaps up and meets Regulus’ eyes like a deer caught in headlights.

He can feel the heat in cheeks but struggles to hold back his smile as he thinks back to the sight of James between his thighs, glasses pushed up onto his head as he licked through his folds. So maybe Regulus had something to do with this predicament they’re in now, with the way his hands grasped desperately at James’ hair as he fell over the edge.

His face must give something away because Regulus is brought back to reality by Sirius groaning, “Oh god, please forget I asked.”

[ultravioletbrit]

“chill” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 331 words

Regulus breathes a sigh of relief. After two hours working with James on this Potions project they’re down to the last few steps.

“…Once boiling, stir ten times counterclockwise.” James reads and Regulus stirs.

“Remove from heat and cast a cooling charm.” James continues and Regulus does as instructed.

“Allow potion to chill for three hours; stirring four times, clockwise, every twelve minutes—"

“Do what?” Regulus cuts James off.

“Allow potion to chill for—"

“I heard you, Potter.” Regulus snaps. “We have to stir every twelve minutes? That means we’re stuck here for three hours.” He grumbles.

“Not necessarily.” James says.

“Yes, it does. You can’t do anything in twelve minutes. By the time we would leave we’d have to turn around and come right back.” Regulus complains.

“First of all, there are a lot of things we could do in twelve minutes.” James grins.

“You’re finished in less than twelve minutes? I feel so bad for all your partners.” Regulus deadpans.

“That’s not what I meant, but it’s good to know where your head’s at.” James smirks. “What I was going to say was, we don’t both have to stay. I can stay and finish.” James offers.

Regulus stares at him for a moment. James is giving him an out, he should take it and run. But for some reason, something’s stopping him.

Regulus huffs and crosses his arms. “Well, what things were you talking about then? That we can do in twelve minutes?” Regulus tries to sound nonchalant.

James smirks again. “I meant something like exploding snaps or chess.” James pauses. “However, while I’m usually not finished in less than twelve minutes, if you had something else in mind, I’m sure we could get creative.” James lifts a suggestive eyebrow.

Regulus glares at him for a moment then sighs. “I guess we could play chess.” He rolls his eyes.

So, while the potion chills, they play chess, they play exploding snaps, and by the second hour they do in fact… get creative.

[aithusarosekiller]

Regulus: is kind to a lost student and gently helps them out

Pete: wow, I didn't know Baby Black had it in him to be nice to people

Sirius: I thought he stopped being sweet when he was 6 years old? what the fuck? why is he doing that?

Remus: maybe he's decided to take his role as prefect really seriously, I don't know...James, you good?

James: .....

Remus: James?

James: .......😍

Remus: James?

James, falling in love as they speak: he's so damn pretty when he's nice to people, did you guys see that?

Remus: okay lads, we've officially lost him