#jazz quotes

[thequotegarden]

“Don’t ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn’t fall in love, I rose in it.”

- Toni Morrison, Jazz

[the-hearth-and-the-wild]

When I’m playing, I’m never through. It’s unfinished. I like to find a place to leave for someone else to finish it. That’s where the high comes in.

Miles Davis

[selffiction]

Best International Jazz Day Quotes 2024

Today is International Jazz Day, a time to honor the long history, cultural importance, and timeless appeal of jazz music. Every year on April 30, this day honors the lasting impact of jazz by bringing together musicians, fans, and communities around the world.

[jackson-imbecille]

Been challenging myself recently by changing what styles I draw in, so I decided to draw a sibling quote comic in @hauntingyourself’s style.

I wasn’t able to find a brush similar enough, so I just refined the sketch instead of going over it with lineart.

[satoshy12]

Happy Jazz = no Dan, Hurt Jazz = WE HAVE DAN!

Booster Gold". I command you to make Arkham safe! The future of creation depends on it!" Batman:" What?" Booster Gold:" Do you know the horror I and other time travellers experienced just a few days ago, for the key to the beginning of the end of all things is in Arkham?" Flash:" Stop, stop, what are you talking about?" Booster Gold: "I saw Dan! His sister is an intern at Arkham, what do you think will happen if she gets hurt or worse, killed by them?" The other time travellers all stop and look at Booster Gold: "If this is some more of you crying wolf to scare us!" Booster Gold:" NO! I LEARNED MY LESSON AFTER 2 TIMES! I CAN EVEN PROVE IT, LOOK!!" Shows them a picture on his phone that he took of Dan. Ted: "He's telling the truth about Dan for once… Wait! YOU SAID ARKHAM! BATMAN!!"

Batman pulls out phone:" On it….. Done. She will now be interning at Wayne Child Psychiatry."

Time traveller:" Good!" League:" So, you will now Tell us about that. Dan Person?"

Extra.

A few weeks later

Booster Gold:" Even worse problems! She turns out to be dating Red Hood!" Time Traveller:" Can't she just stay safe!"

[transfrmrs]

Prowl: One time I was with a friend and-- Prowl: Oh wait, that was you Jazz: Yeah, I figured. You don't have any other friends Prowl:

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Skizz: I'm going to ask your permission for everything. Impulse, I'm thinking of taking a sip of my coffee. Do I have your permission?

Impulse, deadpan: Pour it on your lap.

[sayxit]

Silence

[blogalahezy]

[demonic0angel]

Early on in Fenton Damian's relationship with Bruce

Damian: I already have a father. His name is Daniel Fenton

Tim: O_o Did he just quote Spider-Man?

Danny: I'm so proud. And weirded out

This seems like a cute idea, but honestly, the story of Fenton!Damian is kinda about a mother's love for Damian. Damian would not think of Danny as a father 😭 it would be weird otherwise (but it is funny asf how even Danny notices that)

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Jazz: If you're looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror

Danny: Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch

[luxthestrange]

WTDSIK Incorrect Quotes#50 "Brothers"

Baby Iruma is no longer your baby but a full-fledged 4-year-old...with "Brothers" at his side(Their not really yours Iruma just befriended two kids in daycare and they dubbed each other siblings-),So the three boys are looking at Kalego who is resting finally at home...

Jazz(6)*Bringing his younger brothers to a huddle and whispers* Okay, Lil bros, this is going to take a serious please face...

Iruma & Lied(4): Yesh, serious!

Jazz(6): Let's get these your horns down~ *he folds back Iruma's hair down and leid horns downward*And I'm going to need to see tears!

Iruma & Lied now have tears in their eyes and a pouty trembling lip

Jazz(6): That's good! And let's hold these! *Gives Iruma a Cerberus plushie and Lied Pikachu toy; the toys squeak as he hugs them*-Okay, let's do this~

The scene changes back to Kalego on the couch, Boys walk up to Him

Kalego*Opens one eye and sees them* What do you want?

Pov zooms in on boys, The "Twins" whimpers as Jazz speaks; the scene focuses on Jazz or Kalego when either one of them speak-

Jazz(6)*Tear eyes hugging Younger boys, trembling lip* Why do you never play with us?!

Kalego*Sits up and looks at the three in shock* What?!

Jazz(6): You're always at work!

Kalego*Confused and hands up* IM YOUR TEACHER YOU SEE ME AT WORK!

Jazz(6): It's like you don't even love us!?!

Kalego*Looking offended at the three*...You are joking, right?

Jazz(6): How can you not love your own children?!?

Kalego*Sighs and rubs his face..."dad curses" cuz he is not allowed to curse for real in front of the kids* Aw, cheese and jam! Alright-

Jazz,Iruma & Lied*they giggle as they run away*Hooray!!Hehehe~

Kalego*Looks at the boy and leaves him in the dust, with a raised bow* That was impressive...

Honestly, I would adopt Jazz on the spot...with his brother around ...NONE OF YOU WOULD STOP ME IRUMA NEEDS A BIG BRO...and Iruma and Lied are "twins" who fight over who is the older between the two-

Part 9 of:

[incorrect-mairuma]

The entire Misfit Class: *chatting, eating ramen*

Soi: Excuse me-

Sabro: EVERYONE SHUT UP PURSON'S ABOUT TO TALK-

Jazz: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Kamui: CLOSE THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM

Goemon: EVERYONE GIVE HIM YOUR FULL ATTENTION

Everyone: ...

Soi: Hey Iruma can you pass the salt?

Lied: *through tears* HE HAS SPOKEN

[sadclowncentral]

I haven't heared the door knobs and fascism thing before, can you elaborate?

gladly! i was referencing one of the aphorisms by Theodor W. Adorno, Do Not Knock, one of my favourite philosophical texts, certainly top 5.

I would summarise it for you, but it's quite a short text and i am not embarrassing myself by trying to summarise Adorno, so I have transcribed it for you under the cut:

60. Do Not Knock

Technology is making gestures precise and brutal, and with them men. It expels from movements all hesitation, deliberation, civility. It subjects them to the implacable, as it were ahistorical demands of objects, Thus the ability is lost, for example, to close a door quietly and discreetly, yet firmly. Those of cars and refrigerators have to be slammed, others have the tendency to snap shut by themselves, imposing on those entering the bad manners of not looking behind them, not shielding the interior of the house which receives them. The new human type cannot be properly understood without awareness of what the is continuously exposed to from the world of things about him, even in his most secret innervations.

What does it mean for the subject that there are no more casements windows to open, but only sliding frames to shove, not gentle latches but turnable handles, no forecourt, no doorstep before the street, no wall around the garden? And which diver is not tempted, merely but the power of his engine, to wipe out the vermin of the street pedestrians, children and cyclists? The movements machines demand of their users already have the violent, hard-hitting, unresting jerkiness of Fascist maltreatment.

Not least to blame for the withering of experience is the fact that things, under the law of pure functionality, assume a form that limits contact with them to mere operation, and tolerates no surplus, either in freedom of conduct or in autonomy of things, which would survive as the core of experience, because it is not consumed by the moment of action.

[transfrmrs]

Jazz: An apology, to my conjunx Prowl Jazz: I am very sorry Jazz: The sparklings were playing some sort of cowboy game Jazz: The little one kept yelling "yippee ki yay" Jazz: I did not think Jazz: Instinctively, I finished the phrase Jazz: Now they know a new word