#incorrect tf quotes

[transfrmrs]

Megatron: Don't make me turn my character development around! Megatron: Alright that's IT! I'm evil again until you all stop getting on my nerves.

[swiftyangx12]

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

[headcannonsindisguise]

Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

[er-cryptid]

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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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Bonus:

[maybmila]

Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

[skyrigel]

Y/n: Do you wanna come see a movie ?

Ghost: No.

Y/n: why ?

Ghost: Can't let the gang know I like you.

Y/n: ...

*shoves wedding ring in his face while stranddling his lap*

Y/n: We've been married for two years !

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Dick: Obviously come find you-

Jason: Nothing.

Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

[lmadsadness]

how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:

[connorsui]

Ghost: You have to change jobs

MC: ...I am not changing jobs?

Ghost: And why not?

MC: Why not? ..the tips are great?

Ghost: ...Become a stripper the tips will be better

MC: how will becoming a stripper be better?!

Ghost: I'll be your only client ...the pole would be in my room

MC: ...

.......be serious?

Ghost: I am being serious ill thrown in great insurance

[transfrmrs]

Skywarp: You know what would be sexy? Skywarp: Eating energon off each other Thundercracker: You didn't do the dishes Skywarp: I did not

[cyhmer]

This is totally what they implied in that scene

[coffeefiction]

The Mech Pilot Au by @keferon has me on a chokehold, so, I'mma procrastinate from writing an actual fic by just writing down incorrect quotes instead-

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Swerve: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Blur: Where were they?

Swerve: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

Blur, impessed: Damn, they really went for it.

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Jazz: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Prowl: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Jazz: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Prowl, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Blur: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

First Aid: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

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Prowl: Vortex isn’t answering my messages.

First Aid: Allow me.

Prowl: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Vortex: *replying to message* Hello.

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*First Aid and Jazz enter a dive bar*

First Aid: Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jazz, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

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Blurr: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Swerve: Is that a picture of you? Blurr: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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First Aid: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Vortex: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

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Vortex: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

First Aid: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Vortex: …Your point?

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Jazz: First Aid is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Jazz: I told Swerve to grab snacks for everyone.

Blurr, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Jazz, First Aid, and Swerve raise their hands*

*Vortext from the distance,also raising his hand*

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Jazz: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Vortex: What's the surprise?

First Aid: Blood poisoning.

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Vortex: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Swerve: Why would anyone want to harm Blurr?

Vortex: Maybe because they met him?

[er-cryptid]

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Y/N, over the phone: I'm breaking up- Ghost: I'm pregnant Y/N:..I meant the call Ghost: Right sorry I panicked