#incorrect tf quotes

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Prowl: One time I was with a friend and-- Prowl: Oh wait, that was you Jazz: Yeah, I figured. You don't have any other friends Prowl:

[swiftyangx12]

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

[headcannonsindisguise]

Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

[sugarfortia]

Bumblebee: You. All. Did. Not.

Wheeljack: Y'all'dnt

Optimus: We have.. not?

Wheeljack: WE'VNT

[er-cryptid]

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[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[fanaticalthings]

POV: You're the oldest sibling

it's tough being the oldest.

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[maybmila]

Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Dick: Obviously come find you-

Jason: Nothing.

Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

[cyhmer]

This is totally what they implied in that scene

[transfrmrs]

Ratchet: Megatron's optics are blue, right? Orion Pax: They're red, with hints of yellow when the light hits just right. Ratchet: And when was the last time he smiled? Orion Pax: Last night at 2:03 AM. Ratchet: Right. And when is my creation day? Orion Pax: Ratchet: When is my creation day, Orion?

[141wh0re]

Incorrect COD Quotes ft. Y/N

Ghost, watching you eat in the infirmary after getting hurt on a mission: is it.. good?

Y/n, shoveling mouthfuls of slop: not at all.

Price: .. but you're eating it like it's the second coming of food.

Y/n: right now, this mystery slop is Jesus Christ and I'm the Romans.

Soap: I'll be judas!

*collective gasp from Gaz & Y/n*

Gaz: the ultimate betrayal.

Ghost, whispering to Price: is it too late to pull the plug?

Price: she literally just woke up, Ghost.

Ghost: meant on all of em.

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[slut4-haydenchristensen]

soap: i once had a haircut that i deeply regretted

ghost: is it the one you have now?

soap: no

ghost: it should be

[aceofhearts25]

Guys, I found a silly incorrect quote prompt. 😭 Originally made by @apples4wce btw

Y/N: *Lying on a bed, sick with a cold*

Optimus, bringing cold medicine: You took one pill this morning, right? Well, you can take one more now that it's the evening, Little One.

Y/N: I can take as many as I want!?

Optimus: No, that is not what i said-

Y/N: HAND THOSE OVER-

Optimus: No-

Y/N: I WANNA FEEL THE FIFTH DIMENSION. I WANNA SEE SOUND. I WANNA HEAR COLOR.

Optimus: nO-

Every other autobot: *Shocked Pikachu face*

[blingblong55]

internal thoughts-141

its a normal day on base, which is why reader decided to air out some thoughts

Ghost: *reading*

R/N: I think I'm gonna start carrying around a gun

Gaz: what? why?

R/N: so that way if I ever get kidnapped I can use it to immediately shoot myself now the kidnappers are being charged with kidnapping and murder

Soap: *nods* that's smart

R/N: what are they gonna tell the jury? that I just took out my own gun and shot myself in the head???

R/N: like anyone's gonna believe that *chuckles*

Gaz: I'm never taking my lunch break with you guys anymore :(

Price: I really wish I could retire *sighs heavily*

[er-cryptid]

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