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transfrmrs · 2 months ago

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Ironhide, over comms: Prowl, can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things. Prowl: No. I set him loose on purpose. Prowl: He needs enrichment.

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swiftyangx12 · 4 months ago

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[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

#Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine #Honestly…Any iteration of him works for this scenario.#Transformers #Transformers Prime #TFP #Transformers Animated #TFA #Transformers Generation One #Transformers G1 #Transformers Bayverse #TF Bayverse #Transformers One #TF One #Bumblebee #Bumblebee x reader #Incorrect Transformers Quotes #Incorrect TF Quotes #Transformers x reader #TF x reader

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headcannonsindisguise · 7 months ago

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Megatron: We are getting fewer and fewer usable alternative names for flunkies. "Henchmen" is too gendered and "Henchbots" just doesn't have a nice ring to it. You can't say "Minion" without thinking of the little yellow guys and DONT get me started on the word "goon."

#transformers #maccadam #incorrect transformer quotes #incorrect tf quotes #transformers megatron #TF Megatron #G1 #transformers animated #transformers prime #transformers mtmte #transformers g1 #source:twitter #i refuse to call it x

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er-cryptid · 2 years ago

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 1 month ago

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Ghost: How long does your ideal hug last? Y/N: 30 to 40 minutes Ghost, already carrying them: That's a bit impractical Y/N, snuggling in: You said ideal not realistic

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skyrigel · 2 months ago

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Price: You deserve a prize for being with me through everything.

Soap: Babe, you're my prize.

Ghost *watching this* : You deserve a prize for being with me through everything.

Y/n: Yeah no shit, you can be a bitch sometimes.

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x-x-nyctophilia-writes-x-x · 2 months ago

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Y/n: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Gaz: You... You were putting it in cold water?

Y/n:.......

Soap: Y/n. Answer the question, Y/n.

Y/n: Well... yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification” process. I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Besides, do you really think I have the patience to boil water?

Soap: Ye dinnae have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?

Gaz: Wait, wait- why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Soap: Do ye think ah've got the patience to boil water on the stove?

Gaz: It takes less than a minute!

Y/n: Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??

Gaz: Well, how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove then?

Y/n: Like, 7 minutes!

Soap: *nods*

Gaz: *sighs* Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Soap: ...Ye're puttin' the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?

Y/n: *crying laughing* Your stove is fucking enchanted!

Price: Every single one of you is a fucking lunatic.

Ghost: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

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maybmila · 11 months ago

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Stay tf away from him ur scaring him lamb

Messy incorrect quotes there will be more

#cw suggestive #lamb actually leave him tf alone #i hc that they very rarely have any bedtime activities bc lamb can barely handle vulnerability like that #but lamb is just a teasing asshole #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #incorrect quotes #cotl incorrect quotes

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connorsui · 3 months ago

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Ghost: You have to change jobs

MC: ...I am not changing jobs?

Ghost: And why not?

MC: Why not? ..the tips are great?

Ghost: ...Become a stripper the tips will be better

MC: how will becoming a stripper be better?!

Ghost: I'll be your only client ...the pole would be in my room

MC: ...

.......be serious?

Ghost: I am being serious ill thrown in great insurance

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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 7 months ago

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Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?

Dick: Obviously come find you-

Jason: Nothing.

Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.

#jason and tim are liars theyd freak tf out #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #the robins #batfamily

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transfrmrs · 6 months ago

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Ratchet: Megatron's optics are blue, right? Orion Pax: They're red, with hints of yellow when the light hits just right. Ratchet: And when was the last time he smiled? Orion Pax: Last night at 2:03 AM. Ratchet: Right. And when is my creation day? Orion Pax: Ratchet: When is my creation day, Orion?

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lmadsadness · 4 months ago

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how to trick your husband into admitting that hes sleep deprived:

#like hello???? Shockwave get some sleep.#your husband demands it #transformers #tf #soundwave #shockwave #tf soundwave #tf shockwave #wavewave #shocksound #soundshock #soundwave x shockwave #shockwave x soundwave #shitpost (kinda)#oh mighty incorrect quotes generator #actually gives me motivation to draw wavewave in silly situations #Soundwave must knock Shockwave out and put him on the berth #he needs some sleep 🫶🫶🫶🫶#his reward for his hard work is a free good 8 hour sleep

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perryelornitorrinco · 10 days ago

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Wars, in the campfire: anyone wanna share a story?

Fucking Wind:

#linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu fanart #my art #lu memes #lu wind #linked universe wind #lu incorrect quotes #I did this in 20 minutes #my bf was impressed #but we had to get on time somewhere so I had to be fast as fuk boyyyy #we wrere joking and then he told me “hey shouldn't Wind know sea shanties?” and showed me a goofy ahh pirate meme with that song #and I was like “HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A GENIUS” (he is a genius) and inmediately started drawing this while he played it on the piano lol #so now Wind knows sea shanties and sings them to the Chain #I refuse to believe Legend doesn't have an accordion in his instrument hoard #I was about to caption it “Wars: cmon guys... be normal” “Fucking Wind: ”#please caption this however you want #cause I can see Wind doing this in several situations #and Four cussing cause where tf does that music come from?

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er-cryptid · 1 year ago

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 9 months ago

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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

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incorrectsterekquotes · 1 month ago

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derek: clean your room, they'll be there soon... isaac: ? isaac: what isaac: wtf who'll be there soon??? isaac: HELLO??? isaac: AM I GETTING SACRIFICED?! derek: sorry, was busy. isaac: WHO IS COMING TO GET ME?!?! derek: A/C repairmen... isaac: bruh.

#disaac #incorrect quotes #derek hale #isaac lahey #teen wolf #why tf did it post on my main thats so embarassing

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