#james falls with him

[lulublack90]

Prompt 23 - Diving

@wolfstarmicrofic August 23, word count 435

“Come on Padfoot, stop being such a scaredy-cat!” Remus yelled from the pool below, slowly treading water. “Even Peter’s jumped from there!” Remus shouted again.

“Hey!” Peter splashed Remus. “What do you mean even Peter has? So rude!”

Sirius’s knees were knocking together at the top of the diving board. He’d had no idea he was afraid of heights before he climbed to the top of the ladder and stepped up to the edge of the bouncing board. He swallowed nervously and looked down again. He squeaked and took a clumsy step back. 

“Come on Padfoot!” They all called up to him. He watched as James hauled himself out of the pool and headed towards the ladder. Fuck. James was so just going to push him off. 

“Hey, Padfoot, if you jump I’ll snog ya!” Remus called, cupping his mouth with his hands to make sure Sirius heard him. 

Suddenly his fear was gone as he stared in disbelief at Remus bobbing below. He’d been trying for months, years, to get Remus to kiss him, and now he was just offering! He blinked, strode forward and jumped off the end. He heard an oof as his feet left the solid board and leapt into the air. He turned his head and James was falling with him. His body was flat in the air, not like the elegant bough Sirius’s body was stretched into. 

“Serves you right!” Sirius yelled a split second before they hit the water. He barely made a splash but James’s belly flop was so loud it echoed off the walls. Sirius could hear it under the water. 

He kicked out with his legs and pulled himself forward with his arms under the water, popping up directly in front of Remus. “You owe me a kiss,” He smirked. 

“Yes I do,” Remus murmured back, wrapping an arm around Sirius’s back and dragging him closer before pressing his chlorine-laced lips to Sirius’s. Sirius’s knees went weak, and he slipped from Remus’s arms under the surface of the water. He spluttered as he broke through the surface, trying to right himself. 

“No, that doesn’t count. I want a do-over. No!” He couldn’t believe he’d done that. After all this time and he'd swooned, what an idiot! 

“Hush, I’ll kiss you anytime you want,” Remus huffed out a laugh, dragging Sirius close again. Sirius relaxed. A grin that could eclipse the sun spread across his face. “You’re still a scaredy-cat though,” Remus snickered, kissing the top of his wet hair. Your scaredy-cat, Sirius’s brain supplied, and he hoped that one day soon it would be true.

[tapeworrmart]

Reopening old wounds 🩸

[spirk-trek]

S3E19: Requiem for Methuselah ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·

[houseswife]

parallels that deal me +10 psychic damage for every second I spend pondering them

[littleliterarylesbian]

[thankstothe]

[thechy-fychannel]

y'all ever think abt how it was julie having the affair and it is even said multiple times that she was the one who left him, yet wilson was still the one who left their home and moved in with house. like. he couldn't bear to stay in their home alone. he immediately ran to house and stayed on his couch for weeks. suffered through his pranks and his laziness and his manipulation. telling him he wants him gone while sabotaging his attempts to leave. and he only left once he got a girlfriend again.

[calamitoustide]

baker james who gets up extremely early to start making his bread and insomniac regulus who’s up late enough to walk past his bakery every morning

[moonlightdancer26]

A challenge for people who say that what James did to Snape in Snape’s Worst Memory wasn’t awful: Read the whole chapter but replace Snape’s pronouns with she/her instead of he/him, and then come and tell me that what happened “wasn’t that bad.”

[cockroachesunite]

Priorities

[star-trek-fandom-confessions]

#675

Whenever I'm sad I watch trouble with tribbles because the scene where they just rain down on Kirk's head never fails to make me laugh.

[cary-elwes]

[earl-grey-teacake]

Love the new headcanons for the Baby!Loscar au!! Though the second Logan and Oscar start walking they are going to need leashes or they're going to runaway to find their best friend and get lost in the paddock

Thank you!!!

They will absolutely be leash kids. Kids are curious by nature and they want to explore the world around them with no understanding of consequences. Sure, some may frown upon it saying children aren’t dogs but they are people who have never had a child run into the direction of an oncoming vehicle.

Logan and Oscar are adventurous and bold, which is great for karting. It is not great for their parents’ blood pressure. There is a limit of how many times Oscar or Logan can book it out of hospitality before someone puts their foot down. Learning how to walk is one thing but walking and being able to open the doors of their rooms and playpens is another.

At the first the parents frowned upon it with Carlos and George saying their children were not dogs. That sentiment quickly changed when Logan booked it across the parking lot and almost gets hit by Toto’s Mercedes. Now since it was a parking lot, the car speed tends to be slower but that did not help anyone’s blood pressure that day.

So Logan and Oscar get little leash backpacks, bear and koala respectively. Logan tries to fight it like all toddlers do, kicking, yelling, rolling on the ground but his parent’s will not budge. He does give up, and relents to bring on a leash. No matter how cutely Logan begs and clings, neither James nor Toto or Jenson will free him from it.

Oscar does not kick or scream but he will lie on the floor in protest until his parent pick him up and carry him. He also gives in once he realizes no one will take pity on him. He has tried to run to Williams a couple times but was stopped by McLaren staff and Andrea Stella who carried him back like a sack of potatoes.

The other drivers vary on levels of amusement. Alonso and Max find it hilarious, especially when the kids try to book it while attached to the leash. Lewis feels bad for the kids but he was there when Logan almost got hit by Toto’s car so he doesn’t feel that bad. Charles almost frees them a couple times because they plead with him to but is quickly stopped by others.

Thank you for the ask!!! I know it took me a while to answer 😅

[lunarparacosm]

hi tumblr i’m making a jegulus /wolfstar sci fi webcomic

first chapter will be free and shall drop hopefully mid-september

[marlsswrites]

Summer camp au, part 18!!

July 18th <3

Fake - @jegulus-microfic - words: 860

First part Previous part

Regulus never realised how much he was attached to James, that was until the brunette started actively avoiding him. He acted like it was nothing, he acted like he didn't care, he pretended that he was happy to have the arrogant, annoying, egotistical James Potter off his back, but that was all fake. Yes, James could be annoying, but it was only ever endearing, he could be arrogant, but oh did he look good doing so.

All he wanted to do was to be close to James again, but that didn't seem to be happening anytime soon. So, he resorted to what he's calling the James tactic, 'Piss him off until he likes you again.' He's very spiteful, get used to it.

James was running slightly late to a session, which was odd, but to be fair he was still asleep when Regulus left and the younger didn't at all try to wake him. That's his problem.

He watched as his leg bounced up and down, his neat converse prominent on the pale green grass, he'd wait five more minutes for James before starting, he'd decided. 

Five minutes turned out to be a really long time when he had nothing to do, his eyes watching over the teens, chasing each other around the benches. Now, one boy stopped on the spot and stared at his shoulder with frightened eyes and pale skin, sooner after letting out a high pitched scream and jumping up and down batting at said shoulder.

Regulus huffed out an unimpressed breath as the group burst out into laughter, the boy suddenly catching on and peeling a plastic spider from his shoulder. Gaze glued to the floor, the kid tossed the spider over his shoulder, it narrowly missing Regulus' head as he caught it with a snort.

"Knock it off." He pointed at the smirking group, holding the toy up in his hand with a raised eyebrow. "We'll start as soon as-"

His voice died in his throat as soon as he lay his eyes upon the sight in front of him, James walked forward, looking very dishevelled and the slightest bit pissed off as he locked eyes with a semi-smirking Regulus. His shirt was scrunched up and cropped, as if it had been shoved over his head in a rush - it probably had. His hair was messier than normal, his golden framed glasses crooked and he wore one untied red converse. 

"Rough morning Potter?" Regulus blinked innocently. 

"You could say that." The other grumbled under his breath.

Regulus hummed in response, focusing rather hard on not letting his gaze travel lower than James' waistline, which was a lot more difficult than you would imagine.

Clearing his throat, Regulus pushed himself off the bench and tilted his head at James - who was wearing a confused expression as he held his lips slightly parted.

The two walked side by side, neither looking at the other as they followed the kids down to the lake. James explained the basics of raft building and went through all of that safety procedures, while Regulus was perfectly fine to just watch him.

He wasn’t quite sure what his feelings were at the moment, he was still slightly head over heels for the boy, but also more than very mad at him for the stunt that he’s pulling. You don’t flirt with someone for days, nearly kiss them, then proceed to ignore them - that’s just fucked up.

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Now they were out on the lake, and it was safe to say Regulus felt like he was about to throw up. He was sat on a wooden raft, built by thirteen year olds, and he was also surrounded by the said teenagers.

There were two rafts, Regulus’ team and James’ team. He was sure this wasn’t safe, he swore he could hear the cracking of the wooden planks underneath him as the weight increased on the raft and water splashed all over him while June swung the oar around in the air instead of just rowing forward like they were supposed to.

Yet again, he found James staring forward at him, as if he wanted to reach out and touch Regulus. The tough thing is, Regulus would let him, that’s all he wanted. Exactly what he wanted to do was to scowl at the boy, and tell him what he felt.

Just fucking do it you coward.

He wanted to cry, he wanted to shout, he wanted to be loved or at least know what it felt like, even if it was just for a short while. He just wanted to feel, that’s all he’s ever wanted, and oh does James Potter make him feel so much more than he ever thought was capable, the good, the bad, the heart soaring and clenching, the nail biting anxiety, the heat to his cheeks and the glisten to his eyes that he was sure as long as he knew James, would never go away.

Because James would always place a little bit of sunlight in his eyes, he was bound to, because James was his sunlight, in every single way possible that a man can be.

Next part

[invisiblefoxfire]

Big Boy Genius Plan To Get Attention And Money When Plan 'A' (Steal Everything) Has Failed

Make apology video. Make it suck, make up ridiculous excuses, give it a stupid title, fill it with ads. Truly make it awful.

Fucking idiots hate-watch the video over and over again, leaving angry or mocking comments and thumbs-downs which boost engagement.

Video rockets up the YouTube search results and recommendations algorithm.

Everyone starts talking all over the internet about how stupid the video is. The whole world is talking about you again!

All that discussion prompts more people to go watch the video, further boosting the channel in YouTube's algorithm.

Re-post old videos, make new ones, who fucking cares buddy? Your bullshit apology has gone viral and now you're at the top of the search results again!

New people who aren't aware of all the thievery you did will continue watching the videos (AD REVENUE $$$$$) and maybe even sign up for your Patreon.

You're back on top, baby! Everyone is watching, talking about, and thinking about you, and the money is rolling back in! Sure, most people are talking about how much they HATE you, but all that does is bring you more of that delicious (and lucrative) attention!

Seriously, don't watch the apology video and do not give him any more attention. Don't spend the whole day talking about this asshole. This is what he wants. Do not feed the troll. Go watch the playlist of queer youtubers Hbomberguy made instead. They are the ones who deserve your attention.

Your time on this earth is finite. Don't waste it on someone who doesn't deserve it.