#ive always been a wander off type

[awonderfulworldbuilding]

When my family gets lost or separated from each other we whistle! I get weird looks but I'll just hold up a finger then you'll hear a response from across the store and their face goes from confusion to delight.

My brother and I have a distinct three note whistle we use to echolocate each other. It has backfired in a mall once when some guy kept whistling back at me. I kept going in circles looking for my brother until I noticed some random guy laughing at me.

Unrelated but I was once out with my roommate on 6th Street and someone comes around the corner calling her name like "I knew that was you bitch. You have the most distinct laugh ever"

For reasons known only to adolescent girls my friend Kate and I started communicating with extremely loud calls of, “Ka-kaw!” at some point during high school.

When trying to locate each other on the quad in lieu of cell phones we made do with good old fashioned screeching. The first call was always a lower tone. When one of us heard the cry we’d immediately echo it back at a higher pitch like dinosaurs playing Marco Polo.

This was probably obnoxious for all our classmates but man did we zero in on each other right quick. It was great. I never had to look for her in a huge crowd I just had to unleash my lack of social decorum in sonic waves. My only defense was that we only used it for out of doors. We weren’t monsters.

It served us extremely well the one time we went skiing together. She was a newer skier and got off the ski lift before I did after a stroke of bad luck and poor planning on our parts. By the time I had my skis on the snow I couldn’t see her. Worried, I took off down the mountain, not spotting her.

I planted my skis when I realized I must have passed her somehow. She couldn’t have made the same time as me. I threw my head back and shrieked, “Ka-kaw!!”

The sound cut across the cold thin air, sharp and carrying. To my delight and the surprise of several snowboarders going past me there was an answering “Ka-kaw!!!” from further up the mountain, reverberating joyously.

I’ve had this turkey post pinged several times, I can only say that I’m glad my friend and I aren’t the only bird girls out there.

[woso-dreamzzz]

Torn IV

Kewis x Child!Reader

Summary: You zone out sometimes

It was Kristie's fault.

Or, really, Kristie was blaming herself.

Time off from football meant spending time with family which has now transformed into wedding planning.

Wedding planning with Sam was a bit like getting blood from a stone. Sam didn't really care about colour pallets and flower types and patterned tablecloths.

Kristie had to practically hold her hostage every time they sat down to plan and, with all her focus on keeping Sam in one place, you'd kind of slipped through the gaps.

You'd always been an independent player and you'd never had any problem asking for attention when you wanted it but it was up to Kristie and Sam to notice when things went downhill health wise for you.

It was one of the odd days that Sam was out, having another check up on her knee and Kristie was the only one at home with you.

You're playing by her feet, making a series of growls and chirps for your dinosaurs. Helen sits on the table in front of you, absentmindedly cleaning herself.

You go silent suddenly and Kristie leans forward to see why.

You've frozen in place though, staring straight at Helen like you can't even comprehend she's there.

"Chook?" Kristie calls," What is it?"

You don't answer.

"Chook? Chook!"

It can't be more than fifteen seconds before you snap out of it, almost immediately going back to playing with your toys.

Helen mews at you softly and you look up at her in confusion as she wanders over to butt her head against your hand.

"You want to play too, Helen?"

"Chook?"

"Yes, Mommy?"

"Why did you stare at Helen like that?"

You frown, turning to look at Kristie. "No I didn't."

"Chook." Kristie's voice goes firm. "Don't lie."

"I'm not!"

"Chook, I'm not trying to tell you off. I was just curious."

"But I wasn't, Mommy!"

"Chook-"

"I didn't! I didn't!!"

"Chook-"

You get up and run off to your room, slamming it closed with a thump and Kristie sighs deeply at your behaviour.

She pushes the thoughts away though, forgetting about them and not mentioning them at all to Sam. It was just a little thing. It hardly mattered, not when getting Sam to finally decide on the menu for the wedding was more important.

But it's still there in the back of her mind. Somewhere very deep in the very back of her mind because she finds her watching you zone out every so often.

She times it, almost always around fifteen seconds. You zone out randomly, sometimes you blink, sometimes you smack your lips together or jerk your hand in random intervals.

But you don't seem to remember it, immediately going back to what you're doing.

Kristie watches you do it now, at her bedside in the middle of the night. You're just staring at her, blinking randomly and she reaches out for you.

"Chook?" She asks," Chook, baby, are you okay? What's wrong?"

You're still frozen for a little bit before clarity appears in your eyes again and you say," Helen threw up on my floor."

Kristie sighs, whacking Sam on the shoulder, jerking her awake.

"Sam," She says," Helen threw up in Chook's room. We need to clean it up."

"Wha-? Huh?"

"Helen threw up," Kristie repeats," All over Chook's new carpet. We need to clean it."

Sam drags herself out of bed. "I've got it. Come on, Chook. Let's go check on Helen, huh?"

You nod and Kristie gets out of bed too, frowning.

"Chook," She calls as Sam gets to work cleaning up your carpet," Can you come here a sec?"

You pad over obediently, letting Mommy touch your forehead and check down your throat.

"Mommy," You complain," Helen's sick! Not me!"

Kristie's not convinced.

They've been happening on and off for days now. It's a wonder it takes this long for Sam to notice but eventually she does.

It's a quiet day off and, for once, Kristie isn't jumping down her throat at wedding planning.

Sam's planning on relaxing with a movie but she's staring at you instead.

You're staring at her too, technically but you're not really. You've got that glazed-over look in your eyes that your teacher had told Sam about just two days ago when she picked you up from school.

Your teacher told Sam to try to snap you out of your daydreaming but she thinks this is different. You have no concept of what's going on around you.

You have no idea Sam's waving her hand in front of your face.

"Kristie!" She yells out, panicked," Chook's being weird!"

Kristie doesn't seem as panicked when she comes in though, inspecting your face before sighing.

"We need to take her to the doctor."

[euphoricfilter]

hiii ive been reading your night thots jejdjdjs and i just thought of taehyung with a praise and daddy kink like he just hits me like that type of guy 🥴

thank you for reading and i hope i did your idea justice 🕺

horny thought 2.0 let’s get it

. • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆. night short #18

taehyung would find it incredibly endearing how much you would seek out his praise. how you’d look up at him through your lashes, waiting ever so patiently like the precious little thing you were for honey-sweet words to drip off his tongue

you knew all the little things that would have his cock hardening. pretty fingers dancing shyly over his thigh, never wandering as high as he does when he gropes your flesh, teeth sinking into your skin where he loved the paint pretty flowers as proof of his love. a feral sort of need he finds himself sating as you let him defile you and call you mean little things that have your pussy clenching, because at least he calls you pretty and perfect and always tells you how good you are for him

all it would take is a shy little whisper. daddy— as you lean that little bit closer to him, tongue wetting your bottom lip when he’d press a kiss to your cheek, innocent enough if you didn’t know how easily he would succumb to you and your greed for the unadulterated pleasure only he knew how to bring you

and it didn’t matter where the both of you were, a sweet little tug of his sleeve, unintentional filth slipping past your lips as you whine, begging daddy to make you feel good. that you’d do anything for him to make you cum

he’d bend you over a sink in a bathroom, fingers slipped into your mouth, pressing down on your tongue to try and somewhat quite your moans. because as much as he’d love for everyone to hear to cry out his name, it was a secret that only he was allowed to hear

a muffled call of his name only earning you a quick slap to your tender ass cheeks as he tells you he isn’t your tae when you beg to become a mess

thick cock nudging perfectly over your sweet-spot as he tells you how perfect you are, asking daddy to help you when your pretty little pussy needs to be filled and fucked until your slick is dribbling down your legs and you’re filled with his cum. long, slender fingers pushing the mix of your cum and his back into your cunt— soft ‘thank you, daddy’ earning you a gentle coo and kiss to your cheek as he pulls your panties back up for you

night thoughts masterlist

[spitdrunken]

ive literally never found. pokephillia blog and im so happy like woohoo yippee jumping up and down happy,,, anyways do you have any headcanons for a lilligant x female reader ? or something like tgatt im trying to think of stuff but i havent been able to as of lately augh, its the worst T_T

awww this is such a sweet ask :D!! again, i'm sorry for letting it sit in my inbox so long OTL

notes: pokephilia

Lilligant, in the minds of most people, is a notoriously demanding Pokémon. In reality, this is not the case whatsoever. The truth is, most people are interested only in Lilligant's flowers, which are, indeed, incredibly difficult to get to bloom and upkeep. Lilligant themselves have a gentle disposition, like most Grass types!

You would need to worry little about taking care of her flower. In your case, it withering away and never regrowing is the sign of their love for you! It means she's never intending or being another's partner in her lifetime.

Lilligant, though she can not shed her own leaves, would really enjoy watching you dress up! Especially in dresses or skirts, if you do like them. They remind them of her own appearance, and it makes her happy to think you would want to match her!

She likes to dance, and would be happy if you joined her, too. Lilligant can never quite sit still, always bouncing on her feet or swaying from side to side... There is nothing that makes her happier than when you take her 'hands' in yours and twirl her around, or pick her up! The air will smell sweet from her joy and happiness.

At times, she will wander off, only to return with the most beautiful flowers or the sweetest fruits you've ever seen cradled in her arms. If you're the outdoorsy type, she would love going on hikes with you, though she might needs some breaks along the way. Both to soak up sunlight, and to allow her short legs some rest!

Most Lilligant are clingy, and yours is no exception. They pick a partner for life, and both love to accept and receive affection! She'll jump around your feet or pull at your clothes for you to lean down or pick her up. She'll try to kiss you, despite not having much in the way of lips! In general, she really likes to be carried around.

[dirtybitfic]

Therapy pt.3

Matt sturniolo x y/n / fem reader

Smutt, kinks, dom matt, punishments, a lot of crazy shit to do with the kinks discussed in the two therapy sessions. Lots of dirty shit honestly too much to put in the warning so … 🫦

Matts pov-

Im so worked up right now. After her saying she likes a challenge I just could not handle it anymore. I know its not appropriate to have sex with a client but fuck me with y/n I just cant control myself.

Since the first session she's been running through my mind. She is absolutely beautiful for one and the kinks she has are music to my ears whenever she reads them off. Ive had multiple dreams about the nasty depraved things I want to do to her and after tonight I don't know if we’ll be able to go back to just a therapist client relationship.

I see the way she looks at me when she thinks im not paying attention and fuck the way she bites her lip nervously after reading her kinks is so hot to me. She is such a dirty girl but hides it all under this sweet innocent persona and it drives me wild. I want to see her brake for me ... hear her begging me to let her cum and watching her unravel over and over until she's crying and begging for me to stop.

Tonight I will finally get what ive always wanted and the best part is I know she’ll let me . I don't think she caught it but when she described her type in our first session she pretty much described me perfectly. The tattoos , dark hair , blue eyes, a dark mysterious persona and not too mention her size kink.

Y/n is not super short but compared to me she looks so small and it drives me wild anytime she looks up at me when I stand in front of her . She constantly has bedroom eyes and thats one feature I love on her gorgeous little face . Im 6'4 and she's probably around 5'7 so as you can imagine the height difference is a good amount . (Ik this man’s is a cool 5’8 but we gonna act like he ain’t alright)

As she sits next to me in the car I cant help but watch her as her thighs squeeze tightly together and her breathing is slightly fast. I wonder what her gorgeous little mind is thinking knowing im taking her back home with me. I know she was tipsy when she said those words to me but drunk words are sober thoughts and im so glad she finally made it clear she is also attracted to me .

These 15 minutes need to go bye quick ... because once I get her inside this damn house she in for a very long night.

Your pov-

Your going crazy in his passenger seat your mind is running wild with possibility’s of what is going to happen.

The thought of him above me with his hand around my neck as he fucks into you so hard your crying is on a non stop loop in your mind you’ve been clenching your thighs for so long they are cramping . You’ve tried to think about anything else but every time you try every thought turns into him again. He's consuming your mind and you cant wait for him to consume every other part of you.

The fact he is in a high class b.d.s.m club also tells you a lot . All the men there are dominants of high power and class . Your mind wanders back to the two men Matt had introduced you to and honestly you feel bad that they will probably never hear from you but now that you know you can have Matt you don't even want to look at them again.

You were sonly entertaining them just incase u had to settle for the next best choice but you know Matt is going to ruin you tonight and after this there is no going back and you pray this car ride is almost over.

How much longer do we have

About 10 more minutes ... why

I just really have to pee this isn't a lie I do have to pee but we all know the real reason I wanted to know

don't worry were almost there

he sets his hand on your thigh causing your breathe to hitch , even the smallest touch from his hand has your pussy clenching and pulsing. he rubs small circles with his thumb causing you to let out a soft sigh but it came out more like a moan.

you don't try to cover it up you just keep looking out the window as the trees pass by and you finally pull up to a large black gate.

It opens when he presses a button and he slowly makes his way up the very long windy road leading up to what you can only guess is the house.

There are lights lining the road every few feet and there are old looking willow trees scattered along the sides . It's beautiful yet creepy at the same time.

The car come to a stop and you look through the front windshield at a beautiful modern gothic mansion

Wow Matt your house is just ... wow

Thank you me and my brothers have a love for gothic style architecture

god you drive my dream car and live in my dream house could you be more perfect

he laughs softly Well if you like the outside you’ll love the inside come on

you smile at him as you rush out of the car excited to see the interior of his gorgeous home

he gets out locking the car and taking your hand in his as he leads you to the front door and unlocks it letting you enter first .

you walk into the most breathe taking foyer.

Holy fuck you look around already involve with the house and this is only the entrance

im guessing you like it

LOVE it

he smiles and chuckles

wait till you see the victorian greenhouse in the back he says smiling at you leading you into the living room

God this house keeps getting better and better you say as you take in the dark interior of the living room.

I think your gonna love the kitchen come on he says leading you down a dark emerald green hallways into a large kitchen.

You're right I do love it . You guys love dark colors huh

yeah I guess so he says looking around actually realizing most of the house is black with dark accent colors.

I like it a lot even though its dark it doesn't feel depressing

yeah I agree . Okay time for the greenhouse

Oh . my .god this is beautiful . I have an entire Pinterest board for my dream house and i've always loved the idea of having a interior greenhouse but this is just beautiful you start walking around looking at all the flowers and plants they have growing around .

Yeah My brother nick loves this part of the house he actually does most of the planting and stuff

he has great taste in flowers night rider lilys are my favorite flower

He would talk your ear off for hours about all these flowers if he could

I would probably love that actually I mean this is just beautiful . Your lucky to have this in your house I hope you know that

oh I do trust me but lets go upstairs I wanna show you my favorite room

okay you say taking his hand as he leads you down another dark hallways leading to a spiral staircase .

As you reach the last step it enters into a large library

wow this is by far my favorite room

I knew you'd like it go up those stairs and look on the middle 3 shelves I think you'll like that section he says smirking

you take the staircase up and go to the shelves he told you too . You look at the books noticing they are all dark romance books . They are all hard covers and you trace them with your fingers landing on one in particular . Haunting Adeline by H.D Carlton your favorite book you've read by far.

Matt steps behind you placing his hands on your hips .

You read haunting Adeline?

multiple times . I love this book

is that what started your stalker fantasies

It didn't start it but it definitely made it 10 times worse

what did start them he asks as you traced over other books that you've read

Honestly from a young age I always had thought in my brain that someone was or could be watching me through my window . My childhood home had woods behind and around the right side so I was always paranoid someone was out there but I guess... as I grew up the idea became appealing instead of scary.

mmm you like the cat and mouse game don't you... he moves closer to you as his lips brush your earlobe you like feeling like prey being hunted by a large ... scary ... predator hmmm . Don't you ?

you moan at the feel of his hands on you and the dirty words he said too you

I asked you a question he says as one of his hands travels up to your neck gripping it and spinning you around .

Now answer it... he says in a deep husky voice

y-yes I like it

mm such a depraved little slut aren't you

you moan not knowing what to say

never being satisfied ... having to come to me he says as he steps closer making your back hit the wall of books and you have to arch your neck that his hand is still around to look up at him towering over you.(again were pretending that this man isn't 5'8 alright) Telling me all the dirty ... depraved things you crave

you moan.

im gonna give you everything you want ... and your gonna thank me over and over

Jesus Christ you moan as you feel the wetness pooling in your underwear and slightly dripping down your thigh. You've never been so aroused in your life and all you want to do is beg him to touch you

his hand that was on your hip travels under your dress and up your thigh as his long fingers reach the inner of your thigh he groans

Such a little slut . Your so turned on its running down your thigh and I haven't even touched you yet

you whine as his hand slowly inches closer to where you need hm most

your gonna have to wait... the house tour isn't over yet

oh fuck you you sigh out. You're so turned on its driving you crazy .

excuse me he says gripping your throat even tighter and grabbing your face with his other making you look at him. You whine as you feel your teeth pressing into your cheeks from his tight hold.

you might want to watch your tone with me he says staring intently in your eyes.

yes sir you bite back your words laced with attitude

he lets go of your face and yanks you by your hand after him.

You make your way into a long hallway with a couple doors on each side

He opens the first one and its a fairly large bathroom

nice bathroom okay next room

someone is eager huh he says as he leads you to the next door

this is my brother chris's room

oh nice

then he walks to the next door farther down the hall on the left

and this is my brother nicks room

do you all live on the same floor ?

no my room is on the basement level

oh ... why?

you'll see he says as he leads you to the last room.

this is chris's at home studio he says as you let go of his hand and walk around looking at all the equipment.

does he make music ?

Sometimes yeah but he's more into producing backtracks and beats and stuff

that so cool

yeah the man loves his music . Come on I wanna show you the backyard

he leads you out of the room and down another flight of stairs leading out to the backyard.

This is one of my favorite parts of the house

wow the pool is amazing

yeah its great. and its heated so you can use it all year round

damn thats nice

yeah its pretty great but come on I saved the best rooms for last

he leads you back inside the house and leads you down a dark flight of stairs to the basement level .

The stairs lead into another living room

wow its dark down here

yeah I like it dark it feels ... cozy to me

mmm you hum as you look at the dark blue couch and the nice fire place behind it.

he leads you down another long hallway to the room at the end.

This is my room he says before opening the door

mmm its dark but cozy I like it

and that is my closet over there and this is my bathroom

mm its like your own apartment down here

yeah I love my brothers a lot but I like to have my own space

I get that , do you mind if I use the bathroom real quick

not at all go ahead he says as you swiftly make your way into the bathroom closing the door behind you. You had been holding in your pee for the entire house tour.

you make your way to the toilet and finally relieve yourself with a sigh. As you sit you look around the large bathroom noticing the nice ass shower. Your mind wanders to things you'd love to do with him in that shower.

You finish up and wash your hands and make your way back out into the room .

Matt is in the middle of taking off dress shirt and you cant help but watch the way his back muscles tense as he pulls in off and sets it in a laundry hamper.

he pulls on a black sweatshirt he must have changed into his sweatpants while you were in the bathroom .

He turns around noticing you .

Feel better

yes much better. I held it in for a while

he chuckles and then walks closer to you as he bends down and lifts one of your feet you balance yourself by placing a hand on his shoulder. He takes of your heel and then the other.

You sigh feeling so much more comfortable .

Go into my closet and grab a sweatshirt I know you probably want to get out of that dress

as you make your way to the closet he slaps your ass causing you to gasp.

you smile as you make your way into the large walk in closet and finding a line of sweatshirt hung on the top rack .

you grab a grey sweatshirt and start undoing your dress as it slips off . You weren't wearing a bra under the dress so all you have under his large sweatshirt is your lace thong that is soaked with your arousal from earlier.

you walk back out and he smiles at you .

You look good in my sweatshirt

yeah its comfy too to say as you hold your arms out looking down .

its fits big on you since he's significantly taller than you.

I have a feeling I won't be getting it back anytime soon

yeahhh don't hold your breathe you say smiling back at him.

ready for the last room

mhm you smile knowing you're finally going to be getting what you want after this last room.

he leads you out of his room and down a small hall leading to a large door at the end .

I think you'll like this one he says with a smirk on his face.

he opens the door and turns on the light . Your mouth drops as you see what the room is.

A fucking sex dungeon

you walk around the room looking at all the whips and ropes that line the left wall. The right wall is adorned with blindfolds and other kind of restraints .

you still think you can handle me he says in your ear as he swiftly walks around you with his hand on your waist

you make eye contact nodding your head hoping hell finally touch you.

take the sweatshirt off he says sternly.

you slowly lift it over your head as your nipple immediately harden since this part of the house is cooler than the rest.

he groans at the sight of your bare body in front of him.

he slowly traces a hand down your face then neck and then he reaches your tits as he pulls on your nipples causing you to moan from the pain and pleasure.

he pulls on them harder making you gasp for air .

his hands move to your waist as he effortlessly picks you up and holds under your thighs to keep you up as you wrap your legs around his waist.

he brings his mouth to your neck biting and sucking leaving marks as you moan from the feeling.

you sound so beautiful he goes back into your neck leaving more marks.

your legs tighten around his waist as he bites down harshly on your shoulder

fuck you gasp as he lets go and kisses it softly

he sets you down and spins you around walking you over to the couch and bending you over the arm rest .

he bends down so his mouth is at your ear

I think you need to learn some manners hmm

you know that he's probably referring to the library when you coped an attitude with him .

all you do is shake your head yes

use your words y/n . he says in a harsh tone that has you pulsing around nothing.

yes you say sounding out of breathe .

yes what ...

yes sir

good girl

you hear him walk away but stay where he put you .

you hear him step back behind you and feel something cold run along your left ass cheek . You lay there waiting for what he's going to do .

Something slaps down on your cheek causing you to gasp . It didn't hurt but it definitely would leave a mark if he smacks harder.

you know what this is ? he asks seeing if you'll guess correctly

ummm I don't know

he smacks down the object again with more force causing your hips to buck harshly into the arm rest.

take a guess and maybe ill go easy on you

fuck umm I... a crop wip

he smacks down on your other cheek

such a smart girl

you moan at his praise as he smacks down again.

he tosses it on the couch and grabs you to stand up by your hair causing you to whine.

You have no idea what I want to do to you right now

you let out a quiet moan .

Please . Do anything you want .use me

yeah you want me to treat you like the dirty little slut you are his tone making it evident he's smirking.

yes... fuck please

he lets go of your hair and walks over to the wall of blindfolds picking up a blue satin one and walking back over to you .

turn around he says as he stands in front of you .

You do as he says and he ties it around your eyes and nots it at the back securing it tightly .

you run your hands over the silky cool material smiling .

he guides you by your waist until he pushes you down to sit on the edge of the couch your back arching into the back of the couch.

his hands move up and down your sides until he reaches your panty lines and pulls them down your legs slowly .

spread your legs for me show me how much of a mess i've made you

you spread your legs and he groans

such a pretty little pussy he says before placing soft wet kisses on your inner thighs causing you to squirm in anticipation.

his breathe hits your sensitive clit and your hips buck . You want him to finally touch you so badly you just cant help yourself .

he places a soft kiss on your clit causing you to moan .

fuck... please

tell me what you want

please I need your mouth so bad

mmm he groans before diving into your pussy as he licks and sucks .Fuck he's good at this . Your breathing is erratic as you squirm under him .

oh- my god fuck

yeah ... am I making you feel good he says before going back to sucking your clit

yes fuck so good you moan out . He starts flicking his tongue in the perfect spot that has your legs trembling.

Oh FUCK oh my god right there

he smirks against your pussy as he inserts a finger inside your gushing entrance eliciting a loud moan from you.

Oh my god fuck im so close

Cum for me sweetheart cover my mouth with it

his words immediately send you tumbling over the edge as your legs tremble and you're gasping for air .

such a good girl for me he says as you come down from your high and he pulls his finger out of you .

your catching your breathe as he licks his fingers clean.

such a sweet little pussy he groans .

get up he says in a raspy tone you immediately obey standing up and waiting for more instruction.

he walks over to the wall of restraints and ropes he picks a set and walks back over to you .He pulls off the blindfold and throws it down.

you blink adjusting to the lights then looking down at what's in his hand.

you smile and he notices.

come on he says making you walk in front of him .

he watches the way your ass moves when you walk making him even more painfully hard than he already is.

you make it back in his room and he shuts the door harshly then grabs you buy the back of the neck.

hands behind your back

you hold them behind your back and he puts the wrist restrains on securing them enough they won't slip off but not tight enough to hurt.

walk to the end of the bed

You walk slowly to the end of the bed as he trails closely behind.One you reach the end he moves your hair and tells you to hold it . He then secures the neck piece of the restraints. It holds your head at and angle that is slightly uncomfortable but you enjoy it.

He pulls his sweatshirt off and he spins you around to face him.

You look so beautiful all restrained for me

you smile up at him as your eyes trail his upper body the best they can with the restraints .

he pushes your shoulders down as he makes you sit on the edge of the bed.

he slowly unties the string of his sweatpants and slides them down and kicks them off.

Your gonna be a good girl and let me fuck that pretty little mouth

you moan in agreement.

his bulge is right in front of your face causing you to gulp. He is definitely not small and that makes you slightly nervous.

He starts pulling down his boxers causing his rock hard dick to pop out and slap you on the face. You jump not expecting it which makes him chuckle.

Open .

you open your mouth and he shoves his middle and ring finger into your mouth you gag slightly as they hit the back of your mouth and your eyes water.

mmm were gonna need to work on that he says as you gag on his finger the farther he pushes back.

He pulls them out and strokes his long thick length a couple times before looking down at you smirking.

he taps his dick on your lips telling you to open your mouth .

The second you open your mouth he slides into it and slowly thrusts in and out . His girth has the corners of your mouth stretching and your jaw hurts from how wide you have to keep your mouth open .

he grabs the back of your head and starts thrusting hard and fast. You're gagging and coughing around him causing him to groan .

Fuck look at you drooling and gagging . Such a fucking mess for me

you moan around him as tears roll down your face and spit is dripping out of the sides of your mouth and down your chin and neck. His thrust get harder his tip bruising your throat with each thrust. You're crying as your eyes get foggy from your mascara bleeding into them. You're gagging loudly as he goes deeper down your throat.

You try moving your hand to his thighs only to remember they are secured behind your back. So you try the next best thing and start trying to inch further up the bed and away from him which only seems to make him thrust more aggressively.

nahuh don't try and get away ... you said you'd be a good girl for me he grunts out horsly as his breathing is loud and curses pour out of his mouth signaling he's close.

I'm gonna fill this pretty little mouth and your gonna swallow all of it you understand he groans out as you nod your head the best you can .

he harshly thrusts a couple more times before burying himself as deep as he can go and fills your throat and mouth with his cum. He pulls out and slaps his hand over your mouth.

You better fucking swallow it. he says in a harsh tone that has your pussy gushing.

you swallow down the thick liquid furrowing your brows from the weird texture. He takes his hand off your mouth .

good girl listening so well he says before gently stroking your lips with his thumb. You hum at the soft touch and lean into it.

stand up you immediately stand up and look up at him with teary bedroom eyes.

he spins you around and bends you over the side of the bed .

He runs his hand down your back and grabs onto the chain connected to the back of the collar pulling your head back so you're looking at him. You whimper at the way the collar part tightens with the angle.

You want me to fuck you dumb he asks with a cocky smile on his face.

you nod and he slaps you on the ass with his free hand.

Use your fucking words when I ask you a question

y-yes I want you to fuck me

tell me how bad you want it ... beg for it he says making the chain a bit tighter in his hand.

p-please I want it so bad please your voice coming out broken and raspy.

mmm beg louder i wanna hear the desperation int that pretty little voice of yours

please Please fuck me I want it so bad PLEAse

mmm you sound so pretty when you beg he says as he lets go of the chain and your head falls onto the mattress .

his hand runs further down your ass to your throbbing core.

he slides a finger in causing you to whimper .

Fuck you're so wet. You like having my dick down your throat don't you

you moan in agreement causing him to slap your ass hard.

don't you he says deeply .

y-yes I love it

such a little slut he says as he adds another finger and starts moving them in and out at a pace that has your toes curling.

f-fuck oh my-

yeah you like my fingers

y-yes sir f-fuck I love them

he groans at you calling him sir and he speeds up his fingers curling them to hit the perfect spot that has your legs starting to tremble and your orgasm building at a fast pace.

oh- fuck I-im gonna cum

not until you beg for it

f-fuck oh god

don't even think about cumming without my permission he says slapping your ass as you loudly moan into the mattress.

F-fuck please can I cum fuck please please

hold it

b-but your breathing so hard as you try on focus on not cumming.

I know you can do it

fuck I- cant please let me cum fuck please

no your gonna hold it until I say you can cum

you whine in protest as your eyes swell with tears and your legs are shaking as your hands ball into fists

f-fuck I c-cant you cry out as it starts to get painful holding it back

yes you fucking can his pace gets faster and you break not being able to hold it anymore.

did you just fucking cum after I told you not too

you orgasm so hard around his fingers you don't even care he's angry you couldn't follow directions.

I t-told you I could hold it

he pulls you up by the chain causing you to gasp and cry out from the force.

he sits down and throws you over his knees.

you are going to learn to follow directions

you whine knowing he's about to make you regret that last orgasm.

his hand comes down on your ass causing you to whine

your gonna take as many spankings as I see fit and your gonna thank me for every single one

his hand comes down harshly causing your ass to sting

f-fuck thank you sir

his hand comes down on the same spot at least 15 times before you're crying and begging him to stop .

m-matt please it hurts you cry out as his hand comes down again.

im sorry who his hands come down at a fast pace hitting your stinging red cheek at least 5 times.

OW F-fuck sir please I- cant t-take anymore please im sorry I won't do it again

he rubs his hand softly over your red and raised ass cheek admiring his large hand print that is now imprinted in the skin and tracing the blood vessels that burst around the print smiling to himself.

you think you learned your lesson he asks in a softer voice.

yes sir I promise I will listen from now on you sigh out . Your ass cheek is stinging so much and your breathing is erratic from crying.

he helps you stand up before he pushes you back over the edge of the bed again . His strokes. his rock hard dick a couple times before he runs the tip through your wet folds .

he slowly pushes in causing you to hiss from the stretch he's so big that you know no matter how slow he enters you it'll hurt.

ahh shit you whine out as he pushes a little deeper.

I know sweetheart you're doing so good for me he says running his hand down the small of your back trying to sooth you.

mmm you whine as he still pushes in .

You're doing so good . Only half more to go

Thats only half you loudly cry out . You already feel so full and you don't know how you're gonna handle all of it .

he chuckles at your reaction ad he pushes deeper and deeper .

fuck you're so fucking tight .

You whine and squirm as the stinging gets worse when his thickest part enters you .

Jesus c-christ your so big you cry out as you try and calm your breathing.

I know baby but you're almost there he groans as he pushed in until he is balls deep .

you cry out as he fills you up fully with his entire length staying still letting you adjust. You knew he was big but you dint expect him to stretch you this much but you also haven't had sex in a while so its not that shocking . You've also never taken a dick this big , he's a good 9 inches and girthy as fuck.

fuck okay you can move but please go slow

he starts to slowly thrust in and out as you continue to adjust .

mmm you whine as the pain fades into pleasure

feel good he says as as he speeds up the pace ever so slightly.

y-yes sir

he groans as you pulse around him .

can you handle it if I go faster he grunts out. The slow pace is not something he enjoys. He likes to be rough and hard but he doesn't want to hurt you.

yes fuck please go faster the second these words leave your moth he starts thrusting faster . Your gasping and moaning as he hits your g- spot over and over.

h-harder fuck please sir fuck me harder

god you're such a little slut he grunts as he starts going harder and your eyes rolls to the back of your head as you feel your orgasm building.

FUCK O-OH MY GOD Y-YOU'RE SO DEEP

Yeah you liked being fuck like a dirty whore

ye-yes I love it FUCK

I can feel you pulsing around me sweetheart . You gonna cum all over my cock like the good little whore you are

Y-YES SIR. FUCK CAN I CUM P-PLEASE

yeah cum all over my cock

FUCK you scream as you cum all over him and your legs tense and shake under him .

You come down from your high as he still pounds into you as your entire body trembles under him.

MMm f-fuck you pant out as he continues pounding into you relentlessly.

so fucking wet for me he groans out as he takes a hold of the chain and yanks your head back to look up at him. Your breathing becomes scattered as the collar cuts off your air way.

You feel how deep I am hmm

you furrow your brows in pleasure but maintain eye contact and nod your head as moans slip out of your mouth.

he lets go of the chain as your head drops down and you regain a normal breathing pattern. He grabs the small chain that connects the cuffs together and starts pounding into you deeper causing you to scream out.

AHH FUCK S-SO DEEP I C-CANT

mmm you can .he grabs you by your hair and lowers himself over you so he's right by your ear , and you fucking will

he lifts off of you continuing to thrust so hard and deep your legs lift off the ground and kick the back of his thighs.

MM j-jesus christ m-matt His movements stop and pulls yanking you up by your hair causing you to cry out from the burn .

he unhooks your hands and spins you around to face him as he rebooks them in front of you.

Lay down for me he says and you climb back onto the bed laying down.He climbs back onto the bed and settles in-between your legs as he pushes them apart as far as they go and he pushes back into you .

Fuck oh m-my god you whine as he thrusts roughly into you and your eye close as the pleasure runs through you.

he slaps you causing you to wince.

look at me while I fuck you dumb

your eyes open as you moan and shake under him..

oh f-fuck im g-gonna you cry out before juices spray out of you all over his dick.

Thats it squirt all over me .Fuck your doing so good for me

you whine as your legs start to shake and you start to feel overstimulated from all the other orgasm you've had.

F-fuck I c-cant take -I-it

he grips your face tightly as he brings his face closer to yours.

well your gonna have to. Im not nearly close to being done with you he says before he lifts your legs over his shoulders and starts thrusting rougher and deeper causing a bulge to show in your stomach.

FUCK d-daddy I he cuts you off by pushing down on your stomach feeling himself in you.

call me daddy again and you'll regret it he groans out.

y-yes sir im s-sorry

He pushes down harder on the bulge in your stomach causing you to scream out as you squirt again.

Fuck keep fucking doing that your so fucking hot

mmmm f-fuck you whine as tears start streaming down your face

your entire body is shaking from the overstimulation you're feeling.

FUCK I CANT PLEASE I ... you squirt again . He has to pull out from how much is coming out.

He pushes two fingers into you causing you to scream . He curls them and moves them so fast your entire body is rocking . He hits your spot over and over until your squirting again all over his fingers and the bed.

J-jesus christ its t-too much you cry out as you they to move his hand away but failing since they are connected to the chain that isn't long enough for you to reach him.

I guess ill just have to force you take it then huh he says before replacing his fingers with his dick and fucking you so rough your seeing stars and all you can do is moan and cry .

the tears are streaming down your face as shake under him.

who's pussy is this he asks as he thrusts into you at a new angle that takes your breathe away. You want to answer him but no words are coming out of your mouth.

He slaps you across the face two times before he grips it and makes you look at him.

Whos fucking pussy is this y/n

Y-YOURS ITS YOURS FUCK you scream out as you cum all over him

that's it such a good girl he groans as you shake under him .

His thrusts don't let up if anything he starts going harder.

You're crying as whining under him unable to get words or moans out all you can do I breathe hard.

Look at you . Fucking you dumb hmm he says with a cocky smirk .

mmmmm you whine and kind of cry out as you lift your hips from the bed trying to get away from him but he grabs your hips hitting you at a different angle that has you choking on air.

so pathetic trying to run away from me he says as he grips your hips so tight there will be bruises Tommorrow.

F-f-fuck you you cry out . You're so overstimulate it hurts .

he slaps you across the face then shoves his fingers into your mouth causing you to gag and couch as he presses down your tongue.

watch your fucking mouth he says as he pulls his fingers out of your mouth and starts rubbing circles on your clit as he continues pounding into you.

MMM N-NO I CANT I-C-CANT you scream out as you feel another painful orgasm building.

oh but you will he says as he feels you pulsing around him signaling your close.

F-FUCK MMMM you scream in a horse shaky voice as your orgasm all over him so hard your entire body shakes and lifts off the bed as he continues rubbing your clit until you come down from your high as your brain goes fuzzy and your vision blurs.

your body is exhausted and your non stop shaking as he continues thrusting into you.

Fuck you gonna let me fill this pussy with my cum hmm

y-yes p-please you whine knowing that he's close brings a smile to your face you don't know how much more you can take.

yeah such a little cum slut aren't you

mmm y-yes sir you moan as his thrust get sloppy .

f-fuck he groans as he fills you up .

you lay there trying to catch your breathe as he pulls out and pulls you up unlatching the collar and handcuffs . you let out a sigh and stretch your arms since they are locked up from the position they were forced into for so long.

You okay he asks smiling softly at you .

you look at him softly smiling before climbing into his lap and holding onto him .

mmhm just... tired you say smiling against his chest. He rubs your back softly as he holds you tight.

lets go get cleaned up hmm he coos in your ear.

mmhm you sigh into his chest but don't have the energy to move.

he stands up holding you as walks to the bathroom and sets you down on the toilet letting you pee as he starts the shower .

once you finish your business he picks you up and walks you both into the shower and under the water.

you sigh as the water runs over your exhausted body . He slowly sets you down but still holds you tight knowing your legs are not very stable right now. He grabs some body wash and doors it all over your body before rubbing it in and letting in rinse away . You wash his torso and then rubs it all over his back then he rinses it off.

You smile to yourself feeling so taken care of at the moment and it makes you happy .

what you smiling about he jokes as he smiles down at you.

nothing your just... I just feel taken care of thats all

aftercare is very important to me you know that

I know its just not something i'm used to so.. thank you

of course beautiful he says as he runs his hands through your wet hair and places a kiss on your forehead.

he turns off the water and helps you step out as he wraps the large towel around you and wraps his around his waist.

you both make your way back into his room after drying off most of the water . He grabs a shirt for you to throw on and he throws on some boxers and sweat shorts .

you okay ... hungry thirsty ?

yeah both actually

alright lets go to the kitchen i'll Make something

you make your way up the two flights of stairs to the main floor and walk through the halls to the kitchen.

what time is it you ask as you reach the kitchen

4 am a voice says from further in the kitchen making you yelp and jump in surprise .

matt laughs as he makes his way over to the fridge grabbing things out as you stand there clutching you chest trying to catch your breathe.

sorry sweetheart I didn't mean to scare you the other one says as he approaches you with a small chuckle.

no no its okay just wasn't expecting anyone to be in here.

im Chris he says offering a hand for you to shake .

y/n you say with a smile as you shake his hand.

ahhh so your y/n he says smirking and looking at matt

what's that supposed to mean you ask slightly confused.

oh nothing me and nick have just heard a lot about you over the past two weeks

Oh really you ask with a smile looking at matt who's rolling his eyes.

Mhmm he says winking at you causing you to blush.

what are you doing up anyway

Couldn't sleep . I was gonna go for a swim but then I got hungry he says walking over to the fridge and pulling out a water.

he looks over to you . Want a water

oh sure thank you

You walk over to the island and sit down in one of the chairs.watching as Matt cooks . Chris comes and sits next to you placing the water down in front of you.

so y/n what do you do for work?

im a stylist you say smiling at him

ah so thats why you always have good outfits.

you smile at him from the compliment

yeah I guess so

do you like it

yeah I love it most of the time

why most of the time

well I work with celebrity's a lot and some of them are complete assholes so you know

ahh yeah I get that some of them just act so entitled

right its ridiculous . Matt said your a music producer

yeah I am its pretty cool

I bet id love to be able to make my own music

Matt smiles at you as he admires the way you get along with his brother .

do you sing?

yeah a bit

you should totally record in my studio sometime

id love that but you know thats only if Matt keeps me around

Trust me I will Matt says smirking at you making you smile

well im gonna go for a swim and then probably go to bed .

bye it was nice to formally meet you

yeah you too he says as he walks away down the hall to the pool.

so you sing Matt says smiling

yeah not but only really to myself im kinda awkward when people watch me

well maybe one day I can get you too sing for me

mmm yeah maybe

he finishes plating up the chicken and potatoes he made and slides u a plate and some silverware across the island.

you immediately cut off a piece and take a bite as he wits for your reaction.

oh my god this is so good you say as you lean back in your chair with a smile .

im glad you like it he says smiling and coming to sit next to you.

this is another reason I love older guys

food..? he asks chuckling a little bit

no like you actually cooked me something not just fell asleep and left me to fend for myself

I mean its a pretty easy thing to do he says smiling and taking a bite of his food

yeah but guys my age just arent like you

well then im glad you found me

oh trust me me too you say with a smirk .

okayyy eat your food he says laughing

you laugh a little before finishing the meal he cooked .

that was so good thank you

of course

he gets up and puts the plates in the dishwasher before coming back over to you.

you know what im craving

hmm

desert he says with a wicked smile on his face...

part four coming since I feel like this one is already way too long and took me forever to finish.

💋

[stevie-petey]

hi m i'm not sure if you've done this blurb before, and my bad if you have, but i was thinking of getting a steve pov from his very bad terrible horrible no good summer when bug pulled away from him?? just his general thoughts and feelings on the whole thing from when it was happening?? love u and everything u write!!

ive done this type of blurb before but ,,,, i loooove diving into steves pathetic lovesick thoughts about bug and that summer <3

enjoy !

"its your first day of senior year tomorrow," nancy sighs against steves chest as they sit in the back of steves car late at night. theyre parked in front of her house, still have a few minutes before her curfew, and she seems to be content in steves company.

"yeah, i guess it is." steve shifts uncomfortably in the seat. he doesnt like being reminded that hes soon to be a senior, soon to be eighteen with a future handed to him by his father.

steve doesnt like being reminded that soon he will graduate and you wont be by his side like he had come to hope youd be.

its not that he had come to fantasize about you attending his graduation ceremony, or even help guide him through the college admissions process, but steve had selfishly thought youd be next to him as he crossed this next stage of his life.

and now hes almost eighteen and he knows, sometime in the summer, he has missed your sixteenth birthday, and he hasnt spoken to you in two months.

"are you excited?" nancy asks, breaking the silence. she can feel the uncertainty that hangs above them, steve has voiced to her before how fearful he is of growing up. she thinks its why hes been so distant these last few months.

june had brought a lively, vivid version of steve that nancy had come to learn how to love, and yet july his vividness dimmed. she had asked him what was wrong, if she could help, but all nancy had gotten in response were books about journalism handed to her with a bittersweet smile.

nancy has been too afraid to ask about it ever since.

steve thinks for a moment, though he knows that he has nothing to look forward to if it means you wont be next to him to tease him and call him an idiot. if he cant have your eyes shine up at him to remind him that hes worth more than whatever his asshole father tells him he is. "i dont know."

its three words, but its a confession that burns steves lips.

it feels as if these last few months have been confessions being stripped from him. confessions of missing you, that you had become his best friend within those months at the bookstore, of fearing that he will never truly be able to find anyone like you, so accommodating and accepting of his everything.

nancy turns to face steve and brushes a piece of his hair behind his ear. "i'll be with you every day, you know."

"i know," steve grabs the hand that fixes his hair and kisses it. "and i love you for that."

i love you.

the words feel thick on his tongue and steve wonders if love is supposed to feel like hes drowning. he supposes its why his mom drinks when his dad is away.

"i love you too." nancys blush is beautiful underneath the moonlight, and steve remembers how pretty yours had been when the sun had hit your face just right one day in the bookstore.

he wonders when he'll stop missing you. when your name will no longer cause his breath to stutter and heart to pound. even while youre away from him, unbothered and unphased by what hes lost with you, steve can feel you surrounding him.

steve will never know what he had done wrong that day in bookstrordinary to cause you to pull away from him, but he knows that he will carry the vulnerability you placed within him forever.

so he walks nancy to her doorstep, kisses her goodnight, and drives home with the radio turned off. he lets his thoughts wander to you, as they always do, and he comes home to an empty house and an even emptier room devoid of the light you once brought into his life.

[grxmreaperx]

ive been stuck in the airport for 8 hours and awake for 29 hours so i have deleriously begun thinking of domestic Mark Hoffman on a vacation.

To me he definitley screams airport dad, he’s holding everyones passports and boarding passes, he’s weighing everyones bags , quadruple checking everyone has everything they need and the whole kit and caboodle. but on the flip side the second yall are actually in the plane in the air he becomes normal cocky Mark Hoffman again, whispering in your ear about joining the mile high club and honestly probably doing it lolllll ,, his hand permanently gripping your thigh or having you sleep on his shoulder

anyway thats the end of my delusional rambles about my fav psycho bastard <33

ok this is so fucking funny and i haven't been able to stop thinking about it since this hit my inbox so have some headcanons (might make this into a full goofy fic at some point we'll see)

first off, i hope you get some sleep soon!!

domestic Hoffman has me WEAK

he gets so stressed

"did you pack this?" "did you pack this?" "did you pack this?"

"for FUCKS sake Mark why don't you just pack?"

has to be at the airport like 8 hours early

wears the most outrageous Hawaiian shirts he can find

i have a headcanon that he dresses fairly darker on his days off (probably old band tshirts type of look) but on vacation this man would look like a stereotypical tourist

i'm just imagining you and Mark going on a vacation with all of the other apprentices (and Adam because i said so)

he's considered putting one of those kiddie leases on Adam because he always wanders off

the only person he doesn't yell at for walking too slow is John

he and Amanda are fighting because she tried to bring a knife through the metal detectors and now you're all stopped by security and he's worried you're going to miss your flight (it's four hours away)

the only people he doesn't get annoyed with are you and Lawrence (who he has put in charge of Adam)

"Amanda did you pack sunscreen for John? I don't want to listen to either of you complain if he gets burnt"

"babe i'm gonna kill them, someone is not making it on that plane."

he's internally screaming when Amanda and Adam start playing monkey in the middle with his wallet cause they're bored

"John control your children for fuck's sake"

"Lawrence would you control your boy toy my GOD"

you, John, and Lawrence are just sitting, patiently waiting to board the plane and watching Mark die a little inside

definitely said he would "turn this car around" at least once when you were on your way to the airport

once you're on the plane (and you've made sure he's not sitting next to Amanda or Adam) he's back to normal

absolutely makes a joke about you two joining the mile high club

(and you probably do if we're being honest)

will not stop whispering things in your ear just to entertain himself

Adam makes fun of you later after he saw you both sneaking out of the bathroom

you try and convince him to sleep on the plane ride but he refuses

it starts all over again once the plane lands

"babe someone is not going to make it to the hotel why didn't we just come by ourselves"

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[kraviolis]

someone liked one of my TOH headcanon posts from earlier this year and it reminded me about the specific headcanons i have for exactly what types of games the hexsquad plays and how they play them.

luz is obv an RPG fantasy fan. anything with a juicy story and a character creator and complex lore she’ll love. she definitely plays series like elder scrolls and baldur’s gate and final fantasy. she also plays final fantasy 14 and has her character as the good witch luzura and she isnt good at playing it like an mmo is supposed to be played but she loves the story. when endwalker came out luz couldnt stop sobbing to the point that camila was actually worried about her. also enjoys roguelikes such as hades or binding of isaac even if she can only play for so long before getting too frustrated. she also 100% plays genshin impact and gets into arguments online with other genshin fans.

amity is a fighting game girl. she is highly competitive and practices combos with her eyes shut. she prefers the tekken series but when luz wants to play with her they play guilty gear bcus luz likes it’s art style the most. she also likes fantasy RPGs but is way more picky about which ones she plays. she likes fire emblem. she also plays ff14 with luz and is actually good at the game (she carries luz sometimes) but isnt a huge fan of MMOs. she also is the one in the friend group with the NASA ass PC rig with a custom case and the most organized wiring you’ve ever seen with the lcd screen on the liquid cooled cpu and the azura figurine inside the case. she also does custom wraps for all her consoles.

hunter likes games that are very much like, micromanagement sims. like civ5 or cities skylines or factorio (i dont know anything about it but ive been assured by my sister that hunter plays modded factorio) but he’s also a fan of like, old school FPS games like doom and half life. i can see him doing speedruns of those games. (also he 100% once got addicted to some game like fuckin. galactic pinball or something to the point where he was staying up all night and not sleeping so he could play more pinball. in order to get him to stop playing so much and actually get some sleep, gus used illusions to make hunter think he was hallucinating about pinball and scared him into not looking at a single screen or monitor for like three weeks.)

gus is a very chill gamer but he likes games that he can sink hours and hours into. instead of playing a wide variety of games he has a select few that he dedicates his time into learning every last mechanic, but there’s also some games he just plays casually. like with pokemon games he’ll put hundreds of hours into them and carefully curate his team and does like nuzlocke runs but when he plays on his and willow’s shared-custody new horizons island he’ll just walk around and catch bugs and shit and not really worry about upgrading his house and make matching fits with his favorite villager.

willow prefers cozy games, like slime rancher or stardew valley or the aforementioned shared new horizons island, but she’s also a fucking menace about them. like she goes HARD on the min-maxing and automation and shit. while gus is wandering around their island catching fish, willow’s busy rearranging her fully upgraded mansion up in the hills and harassing any villagers she doesnt like with nets and deciding what hybrids to plant in front of her bell trees (she only has bell trees for the aesthetic. gus isnt allowed to harvest them) she would also be running the most high profit slime ranch ever but the way she treats her slimes makes hunter upset whenever he sees her just fuckin throwing them off a cliff the second they arent useful to her anymore. (meanwhile hunter names each one of his slimes and always feeds them their favorite foods and cried over casey & beatrix)

vee enjoys survival/strategic horror games, like DBD, resident evil, deadspace, or even FNAF. she’s the type of person to see the goriest most violent death in a video game ever and just go “ew yucky” then carry on. masha and her are often playing DBD together while in a call and are the most annoying pair of suvivors ever. she also likes games such as original katamari and pikmin 1 and chulip. she's also the undefeated DDR champion of the friend group.

and of COURSE they all play video games together. they all have a terraria world they play on together where they all are focused on their own little projects while still working together and are slowly building up their own village/mansion/castle/fort but luz keeps rushing ahead of everyone just bcus she's so excited and she definitely somehow ends up summoning the wall of flesh accidentally

they DID have a modded minecraft world for a few months with both tech mods and magic mods but while hunter, amity, and vee all focused on their factories and computers and technology, gus, willow, and luz fucked around with all the crazy magic and accidentally found out by blowing up a factory. this is where heightened tension between the the warlocks & the scientists began. this spark eventually turned into a full fledged war that lasted two months before it ended in mutually assured destruction to the point where no one could actually load into the server without their game crashing.

bonus: camila isnt much of a gamer with one exception-- when she was in college manny introduced her to WoW and got her hooked. it was Their Game that they played together all the time. they made cosplays of their characters together. they had several dates in game. they optimized their characters to perfect compliment one another when they ran dungeons with their guild. even since manny passed camila still plays every so often and keeps in touch with their guild members. for the longest time luz has 0 idea that camila plays WoW at all and only finds out after the whole secret nerd confession.

[p1nkcanoe]

I think the water ghouls are based off different sea creatures. That’s not obscure but I think it’s not just sharks.

I see Rain as based off a spotted Eagle Ray

Dew was an Axolotl (then when he became fire he evolved more into a Salamander)

Mist is an eel (I can’t decide what type)

Delta was a Manta Ray before he became a Quint Ghoul

River is a Lemon Shark

Lake is a Black Tipped Reef Shark

Chain is an angler fish

I LOVE SEA CREATURE GHOULS!!!

ive always been so intrigued by water ghouls that are connected to lake and sea, and i love it even more when they're connected to specific creatures and animals.

axolotls, rays, sharks, ANGLER FISHHHHH!!!

i've never been able to settle whether rain is more sea-like or more lake-like, but i remember someone saying a loooong time ago that rain was sea and dew was lake (please lmk if you know who it was) and that just made so much sense in the way that they explained it. despite that argument, rain has always been a siren to me, a creature in the fog to lure wanderers to their death. i love creepy ghouls, creepy ghouls my beloved.

but you mentioned that mist was an eel, and what about a ribbon eel!?

there's two different types that i think are gorgeous creatures. there's the blue ribbon eel and it looks like rainbow road from mariokart to me, but there's also the ghost ribbon eel and it looks like lace through the water, or even chiffon. and the way they move through the water is mesmerizing, they seriously look like ribbon twirling in the wind :D

(pics of both under the cut because eels are eels and eels are a little gross no matter what)

[keiffeine]

HIII omg i love the way you write sm 😺😺 i was just wondering if u could write about Wanderer/scaramouche proposing to reader HAKALWNWHDOWLQ ive never seen a ff like this! It’s totally ok if it’s not ur style tho!! THANKUUUUUU

with gender-neutral reader.

genre: fluff

a/n: hopefully this was to your liking!

© all rights reserved to keiffeine. reposting, plagiarizing, modifying, and translating is not allowed.

• scaramouche worries about the whole thing. the ring is between his fingers; a silver band (holding a bright diamond in the center, if that’s something you like), shining in the light. he fidgets with it, anxiously wondering if you would be willing to spend the rest of your life with him.

• he goes to nahida, asking her all of the questions floating around in his head (“am i going to make a mistake?” “what if they say no, what then?” “am i even a good partner to begin with?”). it’s a little silly, how he’s confusing in a child, but considering that she is the literal god of wisdom…and seeing how he had no one else to ask these questions, who else can he really go to?

• “you’re worrying too much,” nahida says, shaking her head and dismissing his questions. “y/n loves you, you love them. is there anything else that needs to be said? i’m certain that they will accept.”

• with that, scaramouche feels assured, more confident in himself. so, he tucks the ring away in its box, keeping it secured in his pocket.

• he takes you somewhere far from the city, surrounding the both of you with beautiful scenery. it’s a secluded area, with lights dangling off from the trees and gorgeous sumeru flowers everywhere, with a picnic blanket laid out with food (earlier prepared by both scaramouche and nahida, because she wanted to help).

• scaramouche is just itching to take out the ring and open its box, revealing the shiny ring, but he doesn’t. not yet. he waits for the right moment, when the time is right and there’s a shift in the air that settles into a romantic mood.

• if you had been paying attention to him long enough, you would see him fidgeting with his fingers, or his gaze sometimes elsewhere like he was deep in thought, or puzzled.

• later into the night, when you’ve both mutually decided you’ve eaten as much as you can, scaramouche swallows nervously and turns his full body towards you.

• he clears his throat, taking your hands into his.

• “y/n,” he says, slowly, steadily, like he was testing the waters. “i’ve always felt lost, and everyone i’ve met thus far always come and go—for so long i’ve felt like i’d truly be alone for…for forever. but you—you’ve changed everything. you’ve given me the type of love i never wouldn’t imagined i’d have, a home that i can always go back to.”

• scaramouche chokes a little on his words. when you gaze up at him, his are watery, but he’s smiling. possibly, the brightest smile he’s ever given.

• he continues. “tonight, i wanted to ask…if you could make me the happiest person in teyvat…” slowly, he takes one hand and slips the box out of his pocket. he opens it, the ring shining under the light. “and marry me?”

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hewwo I was just curious about your trio because I’m love them :0 I’ve seen some of your posts before about their childhoods and where they’re from, and I was wondering what their relationship was like before the present day. like, how did they meet (since from what I gather, they’re from different places)? how old were they? how did they end up becoming so important to each other? when/why was the break up?

I was just curious, feel free to ignore! or take this as an opportunity to just talk randomly about your guys if you’re in the mood for that, no need to answer those questions if they’re a lot! :) also sorry if you’ve posted about this before/recently and I missed it!

gasp...... im always delighted to have an oppurtunity to talk about my blorbos. im sure ive posted about this before - But i will happily summarize again. I did an overview on where each of them were from Here (as well as some talk on accents), and I have the basic overview of their individual backstories in their character summaries linked in my pinned post

this is long so im gonna put it under the cut oop. hope you dont mind an essay

Meeting and School Years

The story of their dynamics really begins as many dreaded childhoods begin: at school. They all were attending the same industrial school as kids/teens, which is where they met. (if you dont know what an industrial school was, they were basically a type of charity run boarding schools created for 'vagrant' children. as a girl's school they wouldve been taught Employable Skills alongside sewing and cooking and such, alongside regular School Stuff)

Jamie was initially there before the other two were, only being around when they were 12 and Josie was 10 that the two of them met, Josie having ended up being sent there some time after her brother died. Jamie had been heavily ostracized from their peers prior to this, so kind of latched onto Josie after they started talking as they, well, didnt really have any other friends. The balancing out of the overly energetic and talkative nature from Jam was also helpful for Josie in a way, giving her the time to adjust and talk on her own accords. Jamie had a habit of sneaking out of the school to wander off into the nearby woods to play, and eventually began inviting Josephine on those 'adventures', which had its highlights and its dangerous moments- kids stuff, yknow how it is.

About a year later, Alex ended up at the same school after being 'transfered' from a reformatory school, long since having already been involved in criminal areas as a kid. (at this point the ages are 15, 13, and 11 for Alex, Jamie, and Josie respectivly)

Alex ended up becoming friends with the other two sort of on accident, when he punched out another girl for bullying Jamie - even back then, he didnt take well to bullies - and subsequently took the fall for such an action. After that Jamie basically wouldnt leave him alone, and dragged him along into the friendship and introduced him to Josie.

The trio spent another couple years at the school, where they learned to balance around and support one anoher in this place that Kind Of Sucks. Alex had plans to leave and meant to break away from the place when he was 17, but the other two insisted on coming with him.

Teen and Adult years

To what im sure is no surprise, Alex basically planned to continue being involved in crime upon his leaving. The other two were a touch involved as well, so to speak, in the matters of surviving on their own. I generally imagine Alex's plan was to return to Birmingham, so thats likely where they ended up.

The rest of this part of the timeline is less specific, a collection of key points between now and the decent to the neath. Important things include Alex's 'pretending' to be a boy for easier access into some spaces stop being pretending, and officially starts to go by Alex. The other two are pretty much okay with it . Jamie starts being involved with artsy groups and eventually gets a job at a theater - it is here they first meet their future ex. Josephine pursued further less typical education outside of the school, before her want to seek answers about personal matters overweighed that desire to just learn things.. and a whole bunch of other things, like Joise returning to Liverpool to seek answers there, Alex becoming more and more tied up in criminal activities (and arson) on the surface, Jamie playing games of copy get to try and climb higher (alongside burgeoning worsening mental health problems but thats another story).

So suffice to say - a lot of time and a lot of things occured. how did they end up becoming so important to each other? well, it was simply a matter of time and the commitment of having only a couple people you can rely on in a world that otherwise cares little for you. Build up of connection, and a support of friendship.

It was the same reason their dynamic ended up falling apart.

Ive talked before on how I don't really know how to qualify their relationship; its not romantic (especially considering the younger years), but its not entierly platonic. There's defiently familia aspects to it, but I wouldnt say they're directly siblings or such (though Jamie def has middle child syndrome lmao). Its a kind of found family relationship that doesn't quite fit within the expectations of expected dynamics.

The 'break up' so to speak wasnt neccearily because of one specific reason. When you have three young adults all in closed spaces, each dealing with their own issues, none having learned how to properly communicate..... well, when the foundation begins to crack, eventually the building is going to topple.

There was no 'final deciding argument' but rather many small ones, over long periods of time. conversations becoming less easy, time together less friendly. what once brought great joy and support instead brought feelings of tension and hurt. Some bends to the foundation simply become to great to support the weight, and it was a slow crumble, day by day.

The final descion to come to the neath was still based on one another, especially as Josie planned to leave one way or another to track down her brother's killer, and by all accounts they still came together. But by then the dynamic had already become fragile, and it would never quite be what it was again.

Sometimes thats just what happens when you grow up, and the people you love and the cricumstances change. Sometimes things just dont work anymore. Perhaps they never truly did.

[lovekenney]

tag game!! @bubblegumbarbie33 tagged me in hers!!

name: omg yall i have a online name and that is alex, but it is very basic lol. a few ppl call me carmen but most ppl just call me alex or lola.

zodiac sign: ok so ive been told im a gemini cancer cusp but ive also beem told im just a gemini or just a cancer. i myself think i am a cancer lol. my bday is june 21 (guys i have the same birthday as the lana del rey.)

personality type: ive taken the test lmao but i cannot remmeber. okok i looked it up and i am a Entrepreneur ESTP-A / ESTP-T whatever that means! anyway me and madonna have the same how cool is that??

before we hit the road, what snacks are you bringing along on this trip? - we go to the gas station and i pick up the same thing almost every time, unwrapped starbursts, a propel drink (prob watermelon) and whatever other candy i decide i need.

navigator gets to pick the music so what song are you turning on? - it really depends. if im with myself itll probaly be summer bummer lana del rey (or really any song off of btd or paradise) but if im with other ppl we gotta get hyped so baby got back.

what universe from a fantasy TV show would you like to visit? - new chucky series. jennifer likes women so i have a chance.

what about fantasy movies? - this is a lame af answer but i dont really watch fantasy stuff so prob leprechaun. cause you know jennifer aniston.

okay, how about sci-fi TV shows? - s3 stranger things, let me work with steve and robin at scoops ahoy.

Sci-fi movie universe? - under the dome. i wouldnt wanna stay for long but i wanna touch the dome and see what it feels like.

any other TV show or movie universes you'd like to swing by before we move on? - let me get a burger from bobs burgers. also i would like to go to shameless and hit on debbie.

okay hold on to your butts we're switching gears to the fanfic universes. Tell me which fanfic universe we're visiting first? -

Saltbox House On The Coast - Chapter 1 - Keyhouse - Outer Banks (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

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let me on this damn ship. (@keyh0use <3)

cool, do you have one more you'd like to stop at before we head home?

Silent as Sunlight - Chapter 1 - Pigzxo - Shameless (US) [Archive of Our Own]

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i js wanna watch ian and mickey being cute (not in a creepy way js like they are so cute)

alright, on our way out of fanfic land you get to snag some tropes to bring home and apply to your own life, think fast!- soulmates, au, inspired by lana del rey ( @bubblegumbarbie33 props to you) meet ugly, mute cute, college.

wow, okay, hope those tropes work out for you!! our adventure has finally come to an end, where in the world am I dropping you off? - downtown Chicago. whenever it ell ppl i wanna live there they always say i only do for shameless and that is WRONG. ive always wanted to go there i belong there. ill just wander around petting all the dogs.

dont feel pressured yall butt @svetlanayevgenivna @sugar-spice-everything-vice @bees-flowers @keyh0use andd all my other mutuals i actually talk to have been tagged by @bubblegumbarbie33

[the-s1lly-corner]

UMUMUMUM!! can we please get some general fluff headcannons for the puppeteer and a GN!reader ? i totally understand if you cant or dont want to/gen

General Headcannons for Puppeteer x reader!

oooo been a hot minute since ive been asked to do a solo post for the puppeteer ! yipee! going to try to knock this one out since ive got something baking in the oven eheheheheh!

definitely a teaser... if youre the type to get flustered or embarrassed easily i think hes going to exploit that- not exactly in a malicious way, he just thinks its adorable how you get all red and stumble all over your words

honestly whenever i think of romantic headcannons for him i tend to think of him like a spoiled cat, like yeah sure he knows hes all that and he knows youre going to keep dumping affection into them and hes probably going to get pouty if you retract that for a moment; if that makes sense

which does make me wonder, should i grant him the silly hc of being able to purr? or perhaps, maybe he chirps and clacks? his limbs are kind of wooden, or at least give off the illusion of it.. maybe they rattle a bit in a mocking attempt of a purr? shrugs, ive always been a fan of characters like that rattling to show being flustered or happy

definitely hovers and looks over your shoulder, probably leans/looks over your should while youre working on things... if youre working on something and look to be a little stumped i think he might actually offer some pretty solid criticism and/or ideas... he looks like he would be into artsy stuff... or maybe thats just because he looks like he would be because of how the admin draws him... admin makes him look like a fruity depressed art student who drinks black coffee and smokes between classes

getting back on track, he doesnt sleep, so he tends to wander around your house during the night while youre sleeping.. usually opts to watch over you while you sleep... might wake you up if you seem to be having a nightmare but will likely play it off as him just needing something from you... him? being soft and caring about your health? pshhh,...... but please drink this water, you look a little thirsty

definitely more of a shower than a speaker in terms of showing he cares about you, has a little bit of an ego, you know?

good at sewing and stitching, you never have to deal with your clothes having rips or holes ever again because hes going to be patching them up without you even having to ask; just dont tease him about it,,,! he might just stop doing it for a while out of vague embarrassment

cant take what he dishes out; he constantly lightly makes fun of you for a bunch of stuff in order to get you flustered, but the second the tables turn hes going to be shuffling away and hovering off out of sight

[agnerd-bot]

Fate Fanservant: Red Riding Hood, Wayward Hunter of the Forest(Pretender)

Ascension Stages:

First Stage: Red Riding Hood’s iconic cloak, the outside a deep crimson and the inside a gleaming golden, rests on her shoulders, coupled with a white shirt and a black skirt. A pair of glasses is perched on the bridge of her nose, and a huntsman’s rifle hangs over her shoulder. 

Second Stage: The rifle is replaced by a pair of twin woodcutter axes, and a pair of wolf ears now poke out from her head. Her hood is pulled further over her head in an attempt to hide these features, shadowing parts of her eyes. Red Riding Hood’s left arm is transformed to that of a werewolf’s claws, and her teeth are narrowed and sharpened.

Final Stage: Red has now taken the form of a massive white werewolf, towering over everything in sight, her mouth split into four parts and revealing a blinding white light within. In her hands is a titanic blade shining with the light of the sun, and on her head is a crown of four antler-like horns. Her red cloak continues to billow in the wind behind her.

Theme:

Traits:

Class: Pretender, Beast

Alternate Class: Assassin, Archer

True Name(s): Little Red Riding Hood, The Big Bad Wolf, The Werewolf of Auvergne, Fenrir, The Beast of Gevaudan, Beast IV: R

Source: French Fairy Tales Norse Mythology, French Legend

Region: France

Alignment: Chaotic Evil Attribute: Beast

Known as: Blanchette, Le Petit Chaperon Rouge, Rotkäppchen The Beast of Ragnarok, The Beast of Rampage, The Monster That Heralds the End Times, The Beast of Childhood Fables, Mankind’s Fear of Wolves

Voice Actress: Inoue Marina

Deck: QABBB

Parameters:

Strength: A+ Endurance: EX Agility: B Mana: C Luck: D NP: EX

Passive Skills:

??? A:

A power granted to the one who lay claim over the dark forests themselves, yet one still unknown by Chaldea.

(FGO Effect:)

-Increases own critical damage by 12%. -Increases own damage by 250.

Independent Manifestation E(X):

A skill common to her class, Red Riding Hood's nature is to stray off of the set path she is meant to take, instead opting for the journey to take a more 'scenic route'. No matter who gives her the warning or how the tale is told, Red Riding Hood will always wander off the beaten path one way or another. As a result, it is incredibly hard for Red Riding Hood to be properly corralled into doing something without her either getting lost, getting distracted, or simply having horrible luck.

"Whoops! Where did the time go? Guess I should've listened to those instructions better, huh?"

In reality, Red Riding Hood's own flighty nature and unreliability is a facade, meant to lure those around her into a false sense of security. Whenever Red Riding Hood ends up 'getting lost', she is furthering her own goals as a Beast. As her ultimate goals are the collapse of all histories of man, she is immune to any type of temporal anomaly, and so long as a world has a fear of the unknown wilderness, she can manifest there. 

(FGO Effect:)

-Increases own critical damage by 10%. -Increases own Instant-Kill resistance by 10%. -Decreases own mental debuff resistance by 10%[Demerit].

Basket Full of Goods B:

In almost every version of Little Red Riding Hood, the little girl carries a basket with her full of cake and sweets, meant to help her grandmother get better. It was for this reason that she entered into the Big Bad Wolf's forest in the first place, having been sent out by her mother to give grandma this gift basket. Even the Big Bad Wolf wished to consume of the goods once he learned of its contents, and ate the cake and wine after consuming Red Riding Hood and her grandmother.

As a result of the story being tied to that of Red Riding Hood's delivery, this basket serves as a pseudo-Reality Marble, granting Red Riding Hood the ability to pull out vast amounts of food and drink for herself or for others. This food has the remarkable property to rejuvenate and heal those who eat it, curing ailments or enhancing performance in some way. Red Riding Hood claims to have made all the food herself, but the actual proof of such has not been documented yet.

(FGO Effect:)

-If in First Ascension, recover a random ally's HP by 600 each turn. -If in Second Ascension, recover all allies' HP by 200 each turn. -If in Third Ascension, recover own health by 500 each turn.

Active Skills:

Gentle Hand Stained Red A:

Red.

Red is the color that has defined her. It has become her name, her sole means of identity. Few people know of her True Name, and even fewer even care to speak of it in favor of her title of 'Red Riding Hood'. From the wine and cake she brought to her grandmother's house, to the wolf's tongue that spoke of gentle lies into her ear, to the strange meat that sat in her grandmother's cupboard, to the wolf's insides after she swallowed her whole. Red was the first thing she saw after the woodsman pulled her out from the monster's corpse, and red is the trail her hood left behind on this world.

Red is the color of slaughter and death. Red is who she is.

(FGO Effect:)

-Increase Attack of all 'Fairy Tale' Servants for three turns. -Increase NP Gauge of all 'Fairy Tale' Servants for three turns. -Increases own Buster performance on 'Forest Battlefield' for three turns. -Increases own Critical Strength on 'Forest Battlefield' for three turns.

Hunter that Roams the Mountains C:

A talent acquired through years of hunting and exploring the mountains and forests of France. After exploring and understanding everything she could in the region, Red Riding Hood eventually became a peerless hunter that could survive any hardship and fell any creature that crossed her path. It mattered not what she found in her searches, she would always come out the victor. Any bear who thought they could eat her would crumble with one swing of her axe. Any rabbit who caught her eye would be shot dead by her rifle.

This skill includes knowledge of setting traps, tracking enemies, incredibly good hearing, maintenance for her weaponry, and all the other skills that are expected for any enterprising huntress. When on a forest battlefield, Red Riding Hood can only be outmatched by even greater skilled hunters such as Atalante, Orion, or William Tell. Naturally, in her native France, this skill's power increases several times over.

"And yet despite my immense talents, here I am, still needing glasses to see five feet ahead of my face... The Throne of Heroes really is a titanic mess of a place, isn't it..."

(FGO Effect:)

-Increases damage against all ‘Beast’, ‘Child’, and ‘Elderly’ Servants for three turns. -Apply Skill Seal and NP Seal on all ‘Divine’ Units, including allies, for one turn. -Apply Skill Seal and NP Seal on all ‘Prophesied Hero’ Units, including allies, for one turn(has a chance to stack with ‘Divine’ effect) -500% Chance to grant self Forest Battlefield buff for three turns.

Seeker of Glory and Fame:

The skill held by a Servant who dedicated their life to making themselves known in history. However, despite Red Riding Hood's pride in her talents, she does not have much in the way of desire for fame and fortune, leaving it unknown why she has this skill in particular.

Before being betrayed by the Aesir, the beast known as Fenrir desired to attain a place as a great figure of the Norse pantheon, to the point where he arrogantly accepted a challenge from the gods, letting himself be bound in iron chains to prove his strength. When the gods successfully bound him with Gleipnir, they jeered and mocked him for his aspirations, giving him the nickname 'Hróðvitnir', or 'famous-wolf.' Since then, Fenrir has borne a grudge against all gods for their actions against him, and when the time comes, he will break free of his bonds and wreak his terrible vengeance on all that lives.

For if Fenrir cannot make his fame as a hero of legend and might, then he will go down in infamy as a villain feared by all.

(FGO Effect:)

-Gain a large amount of Critical Stars. -Increase own Critical Star absorption for three turns. -Apply Guts to self(two times, five turns).

Noble Phantasms

Noble Phantasm: Le Petit Chaperon Rouge - The Blessed Hood of Gold and Flame

Rank: B Maximum Targets: 1 Range: — Classification: Anti-Unit(Self)

The titular Red Riding Hood that Blanchette wore on that fateful day, and the most recognizable part of her legend. In some versions of the tale, this cloak was spun by her grandmother from a ray of sunshine and enchanted to bless the young Red Riding Hood with safe passage. Due to the nature of the hood, it serves as a powerful deterrent against those with evil intentions and a defense against magical curses. The cape can also be used offensively, swung around to leave a trail of flame in its wake that burns those who seek to do her harm.

In addition to its use in combat, the cape also can be used as a form of disguise. By pulling the hood over her face, Red can alter her appearance to look like another person, blending in even among close friends. However, these disguises are not perfect, and those with strong enough perceptions or the ability to see through illusions will be able to realize they're being deceived very quickly. In addition, those who are close to the person Blanchette is disguising herself will be able to detect small holes in her disguise over time, even if those flaws are not readily obvious.

(FGO Effect:)

-Deal heavy damage to all enemies. -Decrease ATK for 3 turns to all enemies. -Decrease Defense for 3 turns to all enemies. -Chance to Stun all enemies.

Noble Phantasm: Le Grand Méchant Loup - The Monster that Waits Outside Your Door

Rank: EX Maximum Targets: — Range: — Classification: Anti-World(Self)

The Big Bad Wolf itself, the most infamous monster of fairy tales. After the traumatic experience at nearly being slain by the monster and eating her own grandmother, Blanchette became obsessed with it, over time growing into a beast herself, the Loup-Garou, a monster driven by madness and hunger, uncaring of who or what she slew. Such is the true nature of Little Red Riding Hood, a foolish young girl that became a monster after facing the awful truth.

As a Beast of Humanity, Red Riding Hood has become of a living embodiment of mankind's fear of wolves, taking on aspects of multiple wolves in folklore, such as the Wolf from Aesop's Fables, the Romanian Pricolici, the Inuit Amarok, and the Greek Lycaon. Among the two most fearsome aspects of this transformation, however, are the Beast of Gevaudan and Fenrir. The former was a wolf famous for killing and eating over one hundred people, becoming an infamous terror across the French countryside. The latter is one of the beings fated to destroy all things in the time of Ragnarok, slaying Odin and swallowing the sun itself. Combined with the Big Bad Wolf, Red Riding Hood essentially becomes a nigh-unstoppable force of gluttony.

When using this Noble Phantasm, Red transforms into an impossibly massive werewolf that towers over all, destroying everything in its path by merely breathing. Despite the monster's size, the greatest power it holds comes from within. Much like the stories, the Big Bad Wolf's hunger is insatiable, able of consuming anything and everything it pleases. This manifests as an entirely separate dimension within the Beast, where everything it swallows enters with next to no hope for a possible escape. Because of its size, it can eat nearly anything, from Novum Chaldea, to entire Singularities, to even the entirety of Proper Human History given enough time.

Noble Phantasm: Vargr Ragnarök - The Song that Sings of The End of All Creation

Rank: EX Maximum Targets: “All the better to kill you with.” Range: “All the better to reach you with.” Classification: Anti-Narrative

A secondary Noble Phantasm to Le Grand Méchant Loup, Vargr Ragnarök is a devastating ability that is the sister Noble Phantasm to Loptr Laegjarn. It is said that when Fenrir breaks free of his bindings, the end of the world shall begin, and the Age of Gods will be no more. So fearsome is the chaos and noise from Fenrir and Jormungandr's rampage that the heavens themselves split open. This prophecy manifests as a ferocious howl that can rend entire worlds asunder, driving those who hear it in a maddened fear as the very concept of Ragnarök is forced upon the victim's minds.

So great is this Noble Phantasm's power, it can conceptually force the idea of 'an ending' onto its target. As Fenrir's eating of both the sun and moon is the last event that will herald the end of the Age of Gods, when the Big Bad Wolf uses this Noble Phantasm, the very idea of 'the end' will be set into place, and the fall of this Noble Phantasm's target would be fated to happen, becoming a destiny that is next to impossible to overcome. Only a Noble Phantasm explicitly meant to defy the fates themselves could destroy the destiny that this Noble Phantasm sets into place.

Voice Lines (Red Riding Hood):

Summoned: So this is Chaldea? A land where heroes from all lands and all stories gather. To think a simple peasant like myself is considered important enough to be here... It's kind of humbling, I have to admit. Ah, where are my manners? Bonjour, folks call me Little Red Riding Hood. Well, I guess I'm not really 'Little' anymore, huh? Either way, I'll lend my axe and rifle to whatever purpose you need. Wherever the monsters are walking, I won't be far behind.

Summoned(Post-True Name Narration): ...heh. Kehahahahahahaha! Well, well, well, we meet again so soon, huh, Master of Chaldea? I must say, the facility looks none the worse for wear after I got through with it. Tell me, how're your little friends? Awwwww... Don't look at me like that, ma biquette... You look much prettier with a smile on.

Level Up 1: *crunch crunch* Mmmm... nice and sweet, but it's missing something, non?

Level Up 2(Post-True Name Narration): Feed me. C'mon. I'm starving!

1st Ascension: So this is Servant Ascension... I look good, don't you think? My body is stronger, my senses are sharper, all to make me a better Servant that can help you take down your enemies. Eh, you say there's something wrong with my ears? Hehe... All the better to hear my enemies, non?

2nd Ascension: What's wrong, ma biquette? You seem... nervous. There's no need to be afraid of what walks in the woods. I was, when I was a kid. Then I learned to pick up an axe. Monsters, demons, creatures that go bump in the night, they all have one thing in common. Not one of them is scarier than I am.

3rd Ascension: Hmmm... That feels nice. It's good to be able to stretch my legs and feel the sun at my back again. And I have you to thank for this, ma biquette... The Big Bad Wolf is at your service. I'll feast on whoever you order me to feast upon, break your enemies' bones upon my teeth, and swallow the world itself all in your name. And when all is said and done... I suppose you'll serve as a nice dessert.

4th Ascension: I don't know whether it's because you're that much of a fool or because you fear me... Either way, you've doomed yourself now, ma biquette. Locked in a room with the Big Bad Wolf. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide... Kehehehehe... How should I end your life? Should I tear out your throat? Shoot you in the brain? Maybe slice you to ribbons? Or maybe I should just swallow you whole! ... Hah! Just kidding~! There's no fun in doing something so obvious so easily. No, I have a much better idea... I'll let you look over your shoulder and wait for the day I eat you alive. Watching, waiting for me to make my move.... And when you break down in fear, the Big Bad Wolf will pounce on the foolish young Master, and Little Red Riding Hood will live happily ever after... The end.

Fight Start 1: Ohhhh…! Who’s that I see walking in these woods?

Fight Start 2: Damn, have I gotten lost again?

Fight Start 1(Third Ascension): Yes, yes, eliminate the enemy, I know…

Fight Start 2(Third Ascension): Well, what little morsels do we have here?

Skill 1: Hmm, hmm, hmm~

Skill 2: Let’s see what I’ve got here…

Skill 1(Third Ascension): Time to eat~!

Skill 2(Third Ascension): AROOOOOOOOOO!

Command Card Select 1: My, what big eyes you have!

Command Card Select 2: Oh, what big ears you have!

Command Card Select 3: Well, what big teeth I have…

Command Card Select 1(Third Ascension): Meat shall be eaten…

Command Card Select 2(Third Ascension): Bones shall be crunched…

Command Card Select 3(Third Ascension): Blood will be sucked up dry…

Noble Phantasm Select: The hunt has reached its conclusion…

Noble Phantasm Select(Third Ascension): Just in time for the feast…

Attack 1: Lock.

Attack 2: Stock.

Attack 3: Barrel.

Attack 4: Did you think you could outmaneuver me?

Attack 5: You walked right into my trap!

Extra Attack 1: You’re mine!

Extra Attack 2: Time to cut you open!

Attack 1(Third Ascension): Odin sought to bind me!

Attack 2(Third Ascension): Tyr chose to betray me!

Attack 3(Third Ascension): Sòl believed she could run from me!

Attack 4(Third Ascension): Nowhere to run.

Attack 5(Third Ascension): Nowhere to hide!

Attack 6(Third Ascension): THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!

Extra Attack 1(Third Ascension): AND YET, HERE I STAND!

Extra Attack 2(Third Ascension): AROOOOOOOOOO!

Noble Phantasm 1:

A gift, woven from the very rays of the sun themselves.

Given to a woman whose kindness knew no bounds.

Guarding me, protecting me from the evils that roam these woods.

Are you a villain or a hero? Let the Red Hood decide.

Le Petit Chaperon Rouge...

Noble Phantasm 2:

Stray off the path, to your own detriment.

For these woods have beasts roaming them.

And yet none are to be as feared as I am.

Fear me, monsters, for I am Little Red Riding Hood.

Noble Phantasm 3:

When you walk through the forests, be sure to greet me with a smile.

I shall return in kind.

An exchange of words, a bow to your partner, and so the story is set in motion.

None of us can escape our fates now...

And yet, I will still continue to try.

Noble Phantasm 1(Third Ascension):

Kehahahaha…

Tell me, little one, why have you entered my forest?

Have you gotten lost? Or perhaps you meant to find me all this time.

Either way, you’ve come just in time…

For the feast.

Le Grand Méchant Loup…

Noble Phantasm 2(Third Ascension):

Come, step closer, my dear…

Let me see you…

Let me hear you…

Let me embrace you…

Let me…

TASTE YOU!

Le Grand Méchant Loup!

Damage from Noble Phantasm: I’m sorry, was that meant to hurt?

Regular Damage: Tch!

Defeated 1: Hey, wait! This isn’t how the story goes…!

Defeated 2: Ghhh… I’ll put a bullet between your eyes yet…!

Defeated 1(Third Ascension): Grr… Don’t think this is over!

Defeated 2(Third Ascension): No… No, I’ll tear you to shreds!

Victory 1: That was a fun little detour, wouldn’t you say?

Victory 2: I wonder if I can carve anything off here…

Victory 1(Third Ascension): Kehahahahaha! It’s not enough for me! Come on, onto the next meal!

Victory 2(Third Ascension): Was that supposed to feed me? That barely qualifies as a crumb.

My Room Dialogue(Red Riding Hood):

Bond Level 1: Hey, do you have anything to eat around here? I'm starving... I haven't eaten in the last... Ten? Fifteen minutes? ...hey, why are you giving me that weird look? I'm a growing girl, ya know.

Bond Level 2: You know, it's quite nice around here, I gotta say. Reminds me of when I once spent a time as the wife of a nobleman. Hm? You don't know that story? Hehe, the long and short of it is, I spent some time in Auvergene region, and I settled down for a bit. It didn't last long, but it was a fun little affair. I'll tell you all about it later.

Bond Level 3: It's nice having the chance to sit and talk with you. You've got so much to bear, with the Incineration of Humanity and the Death of Proper Human History, but you still find time to relax and forget about the hard times. I feel a lot of people could learn from that kinda mindset. Who cares about how much is lost, and how much will be lost? You're alive, you've got friends with you, and you got food to eat. Hehe! Sometimes, nothing's better than just shooting the breeze, eh?

Bond Level 4: Thank you for taking me this far... I mean, I never expected that you'd put so much faith in me. I'm really just a kid from the sticks who picked up a rifle and chose to hunt. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna disappoint you. I know I've already made an oath, but let me say it again: I will take up arms, and whatever enemies the world sends here, I will hunt them down. This I swear to you, ma biquette...

Bond Level 5: This hood of mine... It's my entire identity, the totality of my own existence. Most Servants would probably hate the idea of their names being lost to time, but I don't think I mind it. My grandmother made this hood, wove it out of sunlight, and gave it to protect me. It's like she's always with me, even after she's gone. I wonder if she'd be proud of me now…

Dialogue 1: I hate being cooped up like this… Don’t we have any missions to do or something? Being stuck inside is the woooooooorst!

Dialogue 2: Hm? You want to know about my glasses? Well, my eyes were always pretty bad ever since I was a kid. Thankfully, it seems that manifesting in this era lets me correct that annoying little problem of mine. Plus, they make me look clever, don’t you agree?

Dialogue 3: Nggh… This damn hand of mine always starts to itch at the worst time! Damnit, why won’t you behave! *scratch scratch*

Dialogue 4 (If you have Cinderella): The Queen of Fairy Tales herself! I must admit, I’ve never been the company of royalty! Tell me your majesty, should I bow, or curtsy? Eh? I don’t need to do that? C’mon, why shouldn’t I if you’re supposed to be so important?

Dialogue 5 (If you have Pinocchio): The wooden boy himself… I almost forgot what it was like, being able to walk around without a care in the world. Heh, then again, I guess that’s why you fight, isn’t it? So little boys like him can be so carefree?

Dialogue 6 (If you have Dame Gothel): The witch of the tower herself. To think that such a feared and legendary villain would end up walking the halls of heroes and champions… Hah! Guess that goes to show that this world really is unpredictable!

Dialogue 7 (If you have William Tell or Atalante): To think Chaldea had such amazing hunters walking its halls! I almost feel kinda bashful having to match up to hunters like these!

Dialogue 8 (If you have Goldilocks): Eh? Oh, it's Goldie! Nice to see a friendly face here for once... Ya hungry? C'mon, let's get something to eat, I'm starving. Drinks on me, hey?

Dialogue 9 (If you have Nursery Rhyme): The childhood storybook herself, eh? I’m more particular to Mother Goose, myself, but I suppose she has her place here, too.

Dialogue 10 (If you have Scheherazade): The queen who told of 1001 Nights… I have to say, I admire her will to see her story through, even when faced with the spectre of death. I wonder what kind of stories she’d have to say about me…

Dialogue 11 (If you have Marie Antoinette): To think the Queen of France is a fan of my story to the point that she dresses like me… Hah! As a peasant from the forests, it’s kind of mind-boggling, to say the least!

Dialogue 12 (If you have Barghest): Ehhh… Master, I don’t want to bother you, but is it possible to keep me in a room separate from this one? She keeps giving me weird looks… I don’t think she and I are the kind to get along, to be blunt.

Likes: What do I like? Well, it’s hard to go wrong with a good meal. Something sweet is best, like a fine wine or a shortcake… But I’m good with anything, really.

Dislikes: Talking about the past is too gloomy for my tastes. All these Servants talking about their regrets and pain… It’s a lot nicer to try and look to the future, non?

About the Holy Grail: The Holy Grail, huh…? Infinite potential in such a tiny little goblet. …the things I could do with it. I guess if I had to pick one… It’d be to have dinner with the huntsman I met all those years ago. I don’t think I ever had the chance to thank him…

During an Event: Seems that a new hunting ground has opened up for us. Shall we head out, ma biquette?

Birthday: Happy birthday! Might as well break out the sweets, non? I hope you don’t mind, but I already ate some of them. …most of them. …all of them. Ah, well the main point is to celebrate another year of your life, isn’t it?

Profile(Red Riding Hood):

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As far back as 10th Century France, among the most terrifying beasts said to roam the lands were bzou, better known as werewolves. Terror and fear of these monsters ran rampant across the continent of Europe, with wolves being seen as near-demonic entities that deserved to be destroyed. Out of this fear, the story of Little Red Riding Hood was born.

There have been many different versions of this story told by countless authors around the world. The first written version, and the most famous, was by Charles Perrault in the 17th Century as a part of his famous compendium of stories 'Tales of Mother Goose', which also introduced the trademark red hood she is famous for today.

Despite her being most iconic as a little girl, she instead manifests as a fully-grown adult, arming herself with two razor-sharp axes and a powerful hunting rifle to fell any creature that stands in her path. If asked why she has become a hunter, her response would simply be a wide grin and the statement.

"Because that man gave me the desire to hunt."

Bond Level 1:

Height/Weight: 215cm • 117kg/Bigger Than You Source: French Fairy Tales Region: France Alignment: Chaotic • Evil Gender: Female

"From this story one learns that children, especially young lasses, pretty, courteous and well-bred, do very wrong to listen to strangers, And it is not an unheard thing if the Wolf is thereby provided with his dinner. I say Wolf, for all wolves are not of the same sort; there is one kind with an amenable disposition – neither noisy, nor hateful, nor angry, but tame, obliging and gentle, following the young maids in the streets, even into their homes. Alas! Who does not know that these gentle wolves are of all such creatures the most dangerous!"

-Charles Perrault, 'Little Red Riding Hood'

Bond Level 2:

A fair and good-hearted girl, Little Red Riding Hood is one of the most famous heroines of fairy tales to ever live, only matched in her fame by figures such as Cinderella and Snow White. Due to her innocent nature and love of exploration, many people find themselves resonating with her in some way.

However, it is that same innocence that doomed her to be captured and eaten by the wolf, and it was only through random chance that she manages to escape thanks to the woodsman.

As an adult, Red Riding Hood has learned from her past mistakes. While still bearing a wide grin and a love for the outdoors, she is far more clever than she lets on, having killed many wolves who assumed that she'd be as easy of a victim as she was before.

Simply put, she is prey who has become an apex predator in her own right.

Bond Level 3:

Despite taking on the role of a hunter, Red Riding Hood does not like to talk about the matter of death. Her reasons for why tend to differ every time. "It's not fun to talk about those things, so why bother?" "It's not the time to focus on those dead and gone." "They're dead. What does it matter what they have to say?"

For Red Riding Hood, dwelling on the death and despair of the world is an errand left to fools. Why would anyone bother mourning over the dead and lost, when it's far more fun to rejoice over the fact that you're still alive? Why would you dare worry about the past or future when the present lay before your eyes? What use is it to focus on the dismal and sad when it's far more fun to just eat, drink, and hunt?

Yes, what is the point of living in a world of pain and misery?

Bond Level 4:

A red cloak, woven from the very sunbeams themselves, flows behind her as she walks through the forest. The leaves crunch beneath her feet as she swings around her basket merrily, blissfully unaware of the monsters at every turn. A fistful of flowers is clenched tight in her hands, a kind suggestion from a wolf in the forest. After all, why wouldn't her grandmother enjoy some nice flowers from the meadow? She can see it now, her and granny eating cake and drinking wine as they admire the flowers the wolf had found for her.

Raising her hand, she raps on the door, once, twice, only for the door to swing open slowly. For some reason, she feels a chill going down her spine, but she does not know why. Her grandmother's house is the same as it always is, and yet all the same, there is something terribly wrong. She peers in, and sees nothing but darkness, and hears nothing but a beckoning voice call out from the shadows.

"Shut the door well, my little lamb. Rest your basket on the table and eat. I know you must have walked a long way, after all. After that, come rest with me in bed and take off your coat. It's been so long since we've slept together, hasn't it?"

Despite the fear that gripped her heart, Red Riding Hood obeyed, walking into the darkness as the wolf's jaws tightened.

Bond Level 5:

"To think, it'd end up going this way... I thought I was so clever... But then he came in and caught me. Ah... Ahhh, what rotten luck I have... I guess this whole affair couldn't last for me, huh? Such a shame. It was a lot of fun, getting to roam around like this."

"..."

"...it's nice, though. Getting to see the sunlight one last time. It's so nice... So warm... I can feel it all around me now."

"Ah, Granny... I'm sorry that you had to be cursed with such a stupid granddaughter like me. If I'd only listened to you, maybe we'd get the chance to be happy together. Thank you, Granny... For everything."

Extra (Clear Interlude “World of Hopes and Dreams - Happily Ever After”):

The one who saved Little Red Riding Hood was no god or hero. He was no king or saint. No, her savior came in the form of a simple human huntsman, who came across her grandmother's house by mere luck. All the same, the huntsman saved her from being eaten by the monstrous werewolf, and for that, he was more great a champion than all of the Nine Worthies combined.

After that horrible day, Little Red Riding Hood was driven to be a hunter herself, taking up arms and becoming a wanderer of the forest in her own right. She never got the name of the man who saved her, and she never saw his face ever again, but the impact he had on her life was incalculable.

If she could have one possible wish to make on the Holy Grail... It would be to know the man who had saved her then, and then let him kill her.

My Room Dialogue(Post-True Name Narration):

Bond Level 1(Third Ascension):Oh? What, you wish to have a little small talk? Kehahahahahahaha! Isn't that a bit presumptuous of you? Aren't you afraid I might just get bored and make a meal of you? … *snrk* Yeah, right. Might as well get to know each other. I'm bored of sitting around anyways.

Bond Level 2(Third Ascension): Do you still insist on trying to understand me? Trying to peel back the layers and find out what kind of damaged person I am? Hah! If you consider that a fun way to pass the time, I won't stop you. But are you sure you'll like what you'll find in the end?

Bond Level 3(Third Ascension): Why do you continue to try and have conversations with me? Is it because you wish to know more about the Beasts of Humanity? Or is it because you don't trust me to be on my own? I wonder what kind of game you're playing at, ma biquette? What is your purpose in trying to talk with me...

Bond Level 4(Third Ascension): Did you ever consider that perhaps the bond we share is nothing more than a false reality? That the connections we share don't even exist to begin with? Perhaps you merely see me as another tool to be used. Perhaps I see you as another potential meal in the end. Does that make the time we've spent any less meaningful? Perhaps. Or maybe it makes it all that more important to carry. Regardless, the day will come when one of us leaves the other forever. Until then, why not enjoy what little time we have left.

Bond Level 5(Third Ascension): You know... You're such a tiny thing, now that I look at you. With one swipe of my paws, I could crush your body into a fine paste. With a single breath, I could reduce you to nothing but ashes in the wind. And yet here you are, staring up at me without fear, treating me as an equal... What the hell kind of monster are you, Master of Chaldea? Are you just a nascent Beast like me? Or are you a monster even worse than that... I guess only time will tell, huh? Kehahahaha... I can't wait to see what kind of hunter you become, ma biquette.

Dialogue 1: *crunch* *snap* …what do you want? Let me eat in peace.

Dialogue 2: Hey, do you mind doing something about the little fluffball? It seems my predecessor doesn’t like having me sit in his spot… If you don’t move him, I may just decide to have a snack.

Dialogue 3: Nnn? What is it? If you’re fine wasting your jaw about talking about pointless things, I may just eat it myself.

Dialogue 4 (If you have Cinderella): Ah yes, little miss Queen of Fairy Tales. Hiding behind a face of stoic calm and regality... But we both know that's just a facade. You're like me, aren't you? You're angry at this world... You want to lash out and scream against all the wrong that's been done to you. So, tell me... Why won't you? How can you sit there, so calm, so elegant, despite everything that's happened?! Huh?! Tell me!

Dialogue 5 (If you have Pinocchio): The little pilgrim made of pine... I'm sorry, but I don't think I can ever see the world through your little painted eyes. But it's nice to know, I guess. That some have the chance to have their eyes hidden from the horrors of the world.

Dialogue 6 (If you have Dame Gothel): Dame Gothel, the witch who haunted the fairy tales... A monster who lurked in tales told thousands of times... Aching for a chance to escape the narrative... Perhaps that's why she wanted to believe in me so badly. Or perhaps she just hates mankind that much. Either way, she was a nice pawn for me while it lasted... Though I don't think she'd like to hear that if I'm honest.

Dialogue 7 (If you have William Tell): ...no, he's not the same. But he's so close... No, forget it. It's nothing. ...hey, old man! Fancy a shooting contest? My rifle against your crossbow?

Dialogue 8 (If you have Sòl): Damnit... To think that you were hiding underneath my damn nose this whole time. Don't I feel stupid for not eating you alive when I had the chance. Still, I gotta admit, you're not as spineless as half the other gods in the Norse Pantheon. I suppose that I can't be mad at you for that.

Dialogue 9 (If you have Hans Christian Andersen or Nursery Rhyme): Oh, joy, the little brat is here to stare at me in contempt. I don't like having to be in the same room as you any more than you enjoy me, let me make it clear... I was denied my happy ending by people just like you. I intend to reclaim it however I so choose.

Dialogue 10 (If you have any ‘Sun-Related’ or ‘Moon-Related’ Servant): Oh, would you look at that? Lunch.

Dialogue 11 (If you have any ‘Beast-Class’ Servant): Oh? The Beasts of Humanity are here too? Wow, to think that my elders would all be here! Maybe we should have some coffee or wine and talk? I mean, I'd love to learn how you all can act so smug when you failed so badly...

Dialogue 12 (If you have Scathach-Skadi):  The last surviving Aesir who lived through the Twilight of the Gods... They say she became the Lostbelt King, ruling over the remains of the lands as its queen. ...kehahahahaha! What a sad joke! A sad excuse for a mother goddess, outliving all her children! Though, then again, they were less 'children' to you and more like dolls, weren't they? And you were their master, desperately trying to play out a godhood that died long ago... I don't know whether that's funny or just sad...

Dialogue 13 (If you have Qin Shi Huang): You know, Emperor of China, I quite liked the way you handled your Lostbelt. Knowledge is something that can be a far too dangerous tool in the wrong hands. You keeping it out of the hands of your people was the right way to guarantee they wouldn't be hurt. The only criticism I'd have...? You should have kept it out of your own hands.

Dialogue 14 (If you have Atalante Alter): 'Guardian of Children', huh...? To think there'd be a Champion of Humanity with such a goal... Either way, it's too late for someone like me. I'm just a monster that folks like her will eventually slaughter in pursuit of those same goals...

Likes: What do I like… Well, to put it simply, I like winning. The feeling of catching my prey off guard… The look on their faces as I stand over them, ready to end their existence… The knowledge that I’ve completely fooled them all… Kehahahaha… Well, simply put, I don’t think there’s any better feeling.

Dislikes: Those who try and prolong the inevitable are just a pain in the ass, to be honest. When the story reaches its end, you’re supposed to bow out gracefully… Instead you have losers trying to cling onto their last few breaths as if it makes a difference.

About the Holy Grail: Everyone has a wish they want to make, and if they don’t, they’re lying to your face. I’m no different. As for what it is… well, that’s a bit personal, non?

During an Event: Oh good… Fresh meat! Kehahahaha! Well what are we waiting for! Time to hunt!

Birthday: Happy Birthday! Where’s the cake, huh? *smack* Ow! Fine, fine, I’ll wait…

Voice Lines(Beast IV:R):

Fight Start: Alright, I'll play with you for a bit. I owe you that much for helping me. I'm going to enjoy how sweet this dessert tastes.

Fight Start (Decisive Battle): No more games, no more tricks. Your life ends here. Your life ends now. You stand before the herald of Ragnarök, the wolf that sings of the end. Beg, scream, and cry all you like. It changes nothing about the end.

Skill 1: The crimson hood woven from sunlight.

Skill 2: The teeth that shredded through hundreds.

Skill 3: The jaws that breached Heaven and Earth.

Attack 1: All that lives shall burn!

Attack 2: I'll crush your bones between my fangs!

Attack 3: Kehahaha... Die already!

Attack 4: Come on... Break beneath my maw!

Extra Attack: This is the end of your story!

Noble Phantasm 1:

Kehahahaha... Ahahahahaha!

Do you really think you can run from me?!

Wherever you go, whatever hole you try and slink into, I will always find you!

The only ending left for you now is to enter a world where even death itself dies!

COME NOW, AND JOIN YOUR FRIENDS IN OBLIVION!

GLEIPNIR BRAUT - VARGR RAGNARÖK!

Noble Phantasm 2:

The wolf shall rise to swallow the sun, and ascend to devour the moon.

Tremble and quake before me as the song of Ragnarok is sung.

The end of all things has arrived, and all that is, was, and will exist will be rent asunder.

As all things crumble around you and fall to pieces, know that this is my mercy.

Gleipnir Braut - Vargr Ragnarök.

The time has come to say goodbye.

Damage from Noble Phantasm: Go on, thrash and scream. It makes no difference in the end.

Damage from Noble Phantasm (Decisive Battle): Why...? Why do you still resist?!

Regular Damage: How sad... Is that your best?

Regular Damage (Decisive Battle): This joke isn't funny anymore...

Defeated (Decisive Battle): No... No, the story's not supposed to go this way! This is supposed to be the end! How did you change it?!

Profile(Beast IV:R):

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Beast IV:R.

A conceptual manifestation of humanity's fear of wolves and the greater unknown that lies beyond their dwellings. A monster that has absorbed the identity of several other monsters in order to become a beast that exists solely to end human life. While the other qualifiers for Beast IV, Cath Palug and Tamamo Vitch Koyanskaya, are both animals that ascended to Beasthood, Beast IV: R is instead a mere human girl that became an animal out of anguish and grief. After losing her grandmother and consuming the flesh of the original Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood has become a monster that hunts down and eats other monsters, humans, and anything else that lay within its sights, uncaring about the death and despair left in its wake.

As a Beast, the Big Bad Wolf embodies the sin of 'Ignorance', a monster that genuinely believes that only true happiness in this world can be found by refusing to acknowledge painful or uncomfortable truths, and choosing instead to hide within lies and innocence until the end of time itself, never exploring out of one's comfort zone and never choosing to embrace change. To this end, she seeks to achieve the ultimate stage of ignorance for all humanity by destroying all that exists until nothing but silence remains.

“Do you think that pressing forward into the darkness will make you happier? That trudging further along will lead humanity to a happy ending? No. The only ending is anguish and pain. The only path is torment and suffering. The only escape is through me. The only escape is for everything to end.”

Bond Level 1:

Unlike the King of Giants in the Scandinavian Lostbelt, who forcibly took on Fenrir's power by consuming the wolf's flesh, the connection between Little Red Riding Hood and Fenrir is an equal partnership, both seeking to end the world itself and consume everything in an insatiable hunger out of vengeance and anger for how they were wronged in the past. As such, Red Riding Hood has further access to Fenrir's powers than Surtr has, not only carrying the wolf's ability to grow impossibly large, but also harness the beast's powers over the sun and moon that it consumed upon Ragnarok, carrying power over blazing heat and burning cold. After the gods had betrayed his trust and imprisoned him within the chains, mocking him for his desire to be famous and loved, Fenrir is an entity consumed with nothing but the thoughts of vengeance and destroying everything the Aesir had made.

Alongside Fenrir's power, Red Riding Hood has also formed a union with La Bête du Gévaudan, an infamous wolf that tore through the French countryside with horrific results, killing over five hundred people and gruesomely maiming one hundred more. It is said that this monster was killed multiple times before the attacks finally stopped, and the memory of this terrible creature still persists long after its own demise. More than a mere animal, the Beast of Gévaudan is a monster that exists only to kill everything that lives and end human life.

Red Riding Hood is the third and primary identity held by this Beast, serving as the ‘face’ that speaks to the outside world and hides her true monstrous intentions underneath. As a young girl, she was lied to and forced to commit an unspeakable sin by the wolf. As an adult, she has become a wolf in her own right, and deceives all around her with lies upon lies, relishing in the chance to lord her own intellect and cruelty above others. After seeing the terrible things the truth can do firsthand, all she wants is to destroy any possible ‘truths’ that exist in this world and replace them with hollow, satisfying lies. A monster that exists by not existing, a state of being perfect for a fairy tale heroine.

Each of these creatures exist as separate identities, and yet they all are perfectly in sync. They all have identical goals to one another, and as a result, all of them choose to operate within one Servant container. Consequently, rather than being referred to as their individual names, they choose to operate under a single title: The Big Bad Wolf, the monster that haunts all childhood stories.

Bond Level 2:

A monstrosity who only exists to eat everything, leaving nothing behind but bones and blood, stalks the forest at night, leering at his latest meal. He walks up to his victim, coy and smiling, deceiving her with false words and empty promises. When the time is right, he lunges, swallowing his prey whole and relishing in her pain and sorrow. Eventually, a huntsman comes and fells the beast, and the child is freed, forever shaken.

A monstrosity who only exists to eat everything, leaving nothing behind but despair and emptiness, stalks the forest at night, leering at her latest meal. She walks up to her victim, coy and smiling, deceiving them with false words and empty promises. When the time is right, she lunges, swallowing her prey whole, and relishing in their pain and sorrow. Eventually, a huntsman comes and fells the Beast…

And the child dies, angry, afraid, and alone.

Bond Level 3:

The Beast's plot was crude, almost childishly so. After consuming the Wandering Sea, and by extension Chaldea, she tracked down the Last Master of Humanity into the Singularities she herself had set up, presenting herself as an ally that would end the scourge that was the Witch of the Tower, Dame Gothel. At the same time, she had filled the witch's heart with a false hope, promising that she would end her pain and loss from her daughter leaving her, if she helped her find the source of all humanity's stories.

The Beast watched with a smile on her face as she saw the two factions she had set up against each other battle it out to determine the fate of a humanity that was already determined, all the while choosing to disappear in the background as she worked towards her true goals of taking out human knowledge from its basest roots, consuming countless worlds as she traveled alongside Humanity's Last Master, all the while hiding the truth from their eyes.

When the time came for her to make her move, she stabbed the witch in the back with a manic grin, before revealing her true form for the Master to see. She bared her fangs in a wicked smile, filled the air with heat and wind, and revealed her monstrous true form, a massive werewolf whose jaws scraped Heaven and Earth as she swallowed all in her path. She looked down at the fools she had duped so easily, and laughed a wicked laugh, ready to feast on the little scraps of humanity that remained.

Bond Level 4:

Nega-Champion A:

A powerful and unholy ability not unlike that of Goetia's Nega-Summon or Tiamat's Nega-Genesis, this Noble Phantasm 'denies' the arrival of any great warrior or champion of humanity, repelling the forces of the divine and the just from interfering and making it impossible for those types of heroes to ever be summoned against her. The beast of the end times, Fenrir, was a monster feared and loathed by the gods, and a monster that slew the strongest god in the Norse Pantheon. The Beast of Gevaudan was a terrifying and unkillable monstrosity akin to a Demonic Beast that was ultimately defeated by a mere mortal man. The Big Bad Wolf was a horrible trickster who was ultimately defeated by a humble woodsman.

Paradoxically, this means that this Beast of Humanity is near-impossible for a Grand Candidate to truly defeat, as most, if not all of them fall under the category of great heroes or champions of some description, meaning they too would be repelled by Red Riding Hood's ability. Even if a champion could be called forth against her, nothing that they would do would have any effect, as if the Big Bad Wolf merely existed in another plane of reality., completely immune to their attempts on her life. The only type of Servant that would be able to challenge the Monster of Childhood would be a mere human, one who made their mark without the interference of gods or supernatural forces.

Simply put, this skill is one meant to deny any chance at achieving a 'happily ever after'.

Authority of the Beast A:

If Tiamat is the Mother of All Life who sings of a new beginning for all creation, Fenrir is the Monster of the End Times who heralds the fall of all that lives. While the gods jeered and mocked the wolf that heralds Ragnarok when they had safely bound it in unbreakable chains, the day when the shattered ties of Gleipnir echo throughout creation is when all things, living and dead, cower in fear. Even mighty kings are filled with panic and dread. Even gods fall to their feet and beg for mercy. All that has existed and all that will exist know instinctively that when the monster is freed from its bindings, the end of the world has arrived.

As her ultimate goal is the complete and utter annihilation of all of mankind from its very roots, the Big Bad Wolf despises its fellow Beasts Goetia, Tiamat, and the Alien God in particular, loathing their attempts to recreate humanity in their own image or to prolong the existence of doomed worlds. When the story ends, it is meant to end, nothing more, nothing less.

If they ever existed in the same time and place, her response would likely be childish taunting and rude gestures.

Bond Level 5:

As a story, Little Red Riding Hood embodies the very idea of childhood innocence and naïveté. A foolish young girl who strays off the path after being deceived by a wicked and cruel monster, and consequently has the world pulled out from under her feet as she is forced to see just how horrifying and painful life can be. Her life comes crashing down as the wolf's jeering words echo through her mind:

“You truly are a stupid little girl, aren’t you? You trusted me enough to lead me to your grandma’s house, you trusted me to take the long way home, you trusted me to strip down and remove your coat… You even trusted me enough that I could feed you your own grandmother’s flesh and blood.”

Even after the huntsman frees her from the wolf's stomach, the taste of her grandmother never truly leaves her lips, and the wolf's words never leave her mind. As her life goes on, that taste drives her further and further into a maddened hunger, desperate to experience it once again, to find the comfort of her grandmother that was lost that day and end the pain and despair that wracked her heart.

She doesn’t know when she first ate human flesh of her own free will, but she remembers the taste. Sweet. Warm. Gentle. For the first time since that night, she feels truly safe and happy. So she continues to hunt and kill, slowly becoming the very monster that destroyed her innocence all those years ago, a werewolf that roamed the French countryside and slaughtered countless innocents, and the child truly died.

At least, that's what the monster claims.

In reality, the little girl still lives, buried deep beneath the guise of a monster. She screams, roars, and shouts at the world, hating it for how it took away her grandma. Despising it for making her face the cruelty of reality. She will never forgive the world, and all she wants is to see it destroyed.

Her name is Beast IV: R, one of the Seven Evils of Humanity, and the Beast embodying the concept of 'escaping painful truths'.

Extra:

The story is always the same, no matter the time or place. The deep forests where her grandmother lived. The green mountains of Auvergene. The end of all reality where she faces off against Humanity's Last Master.

There is a wolf, there is a hunter, and there is a little girl that dies.

And yet, this time feels different. She does not feel fear or rage as her body falls. Not the terror of being swallowed whole. Not the fury of finally being punished for her crimes. No. Instead, as she looks up at the man who ended her life, she feels a comfort she hasn't felt in a long time. The figure of William Tell slowly vanishes, and in his place stands a different man. A man whose face and name has been lost to time. The man who reached out in her darkest hour and pulled her into the light.

She remembers a warm embrace as a little girl cries her eyes out in both shame and terror, a gentle hand comforting her without a word as the wolf's corpse lay at their feet, unable to hurt anyone else.

She remembers the man taking her hood, the last thing she has to remember her grandmother, and draping it over her gently. She pulls it tight around her, and the two walk off in the forest, hand in hand.

She remembers... a happy ending.

And in that moment... the wolf became a little girl once more, and a flicker of a smile flashed across her face. Despite everything, the Beast dies without feeling any pain, this one memory sending her off to sleep as countless stories throughout human history leave her body and escape out into the world.

Perhaps she never had her happily ever after... But she was happy all the same.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

tuesday again 2/21/2023

despite two sections clocking in at one sentence each, i had a lot of thoughts about a video game so this one is the normal creeping-up-on-2k-words length

listening

brian david gilbert's rgss must be presented without comment.

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reading

earlier last year a regional gas station chain offered a whopping twenty five cents off per gallon. many terms and conditions applied. the one that made me scoff and delete the app right there at the pump was that location data had to be on at all times. not just when you were using the app or in a geofenced area around the gas stations, all the time. i hate people knowing where i am. i despise my data being sold. do not advertise to me. fuck off.

last year this made me briefly wonder about the loyalty programs i have with the regional supermarket chains, big y and stop & shop. i don't even want to think about whatever instacart was collecting on me much earlier in the pandemic. unfortunately i can choose not to drive as much but i really should not eat less and i do love a loss leader sale. and then i had to move again and forgot about it. earlier this week my favorite data scientists at The Markup dropped a...upsetting article on kroger's data practices, which can include in-store tracking, biometrics, facial recognition, and when shopping on kroger.com: "Third-party trackers send your product page views, search terms, and items that you have added to your shopping cart to Meta, Google, Bing, Pinterest, and Snapchat." did you know they have their own spinoff data company? for why, you might ask?

Experts told The Markup that companies that sell products in grocery stores don’t have much visibility into what happens after their items are placed on shelves. These brands want granular shopping data that only supermarkets have in order to gauge the success of the brands’ products. In recent years, this data has become harder to come by and therefore more valuable. 

i try very hard not to be be doom and gloom about tech bc reporting already tends toward the hysteric, and usually there is stuff i can do or a different option i can take to avoid a package of my data being sold and linked to other packages of my data. however, it is unrealistic to leave my phone at home and pay with cash, and financially i can't afford to opt out of these loyalty programs. sucks! sucks real bad! The Markup articles are pretty good at making the american senate take notice, but they are very slow and do not always fully understand tech abuses, bc their average age is sixty fuckin three.

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watching

im ticking along in adventure time, in the middle of season six, the last real long season before we get down to twenty and fourteen episode seasons. there has been an amusing string of episodes where finn and jake aren't present or are only present briefly. this show will wander off to tell the most heartrending story about a character you will never see again, and this episode will stick with you for ten years.

ive also been looking at the fandom (i know) wiki page for each episode, bc why not, and it is a very funny fan wiki. a great deal of emphasis on animation errors with the caveats that maybe the miscolored arm of a princess in episode whatever actually means there's two princesses of that kingdom and we're only seeing the second one for the first time now. whenever the show references a classic work, the note in the wiki has the tone of "ugh this weird old thing why is my show making a joke about it". if an episode won an emmy (this show won fifteen emmys btw) it is usually the very last thing on the page bc that's not lore or errors or connections to other episodes why should you care??? either a very specific type of guy or a bunch of young teens wrote this. probably a bunch of young teens that grew up to be a very specific type of guy.

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playing

thank u for all ur open world rpg recs, i think horizon zero dawn is the closest thing to what i want but i will probably end up playing Prey first (which has exactly one of the many qualities i want and is not open world even a little bit) bc it is a game i actually own. but im here to say i know im having a depressive episode when im listening to a lot of mother mother and playing f/allout 4. anyway we're back at it again in far harbor, which at least contains the most interesting storytelling in the game. can we all say hello to andre, bethesda's eleventh first gay character?

coming up on this drive-in theater with an incongruous neon heart looming out of the mist and spooky music plus screams from the horror movie trailer that's been playing on loop since the bombs dropped is SO fun. nothing on the mainland is quite this atmospheric. the fog really does heighten the fun of exploration. i know dead money did it first and better but this is less dire than dead money. usually.

also i forgot they're showing a western staring Legally Not Lee van Cleef if u switch the reels. this is not even getting into the delightful enemy encounter at this location bc i have a different location i want to talk about

GOD the MS Azalea (the one screenshot that isn't mine and is from the wiki) is so fun to run around. a rusted out, ripped in half cargo ship with five different sections (guardpost, top of ship, shipping container apartments on top of ship, inner sheltered harbor within ship and floating kitchen/pool table parlor, floating bar and clinic lashed to ship entered by swimming or elevator down from the top of the ship, sheltered harbor between two halves of the broken ship. each of these sections uses vertical space in interesting ways bc the ship is so fucking big. there is a straight up House underneath that boat. and everything feels very lived in, there's clutter and signs of life everywhere. these guys are just vibing with their little stores and their little apartments. a smarter game or a game with more time would have leaned into "you were sent to kill these guys by the townsfolk bc they felt threatened by an unaffiliated settlement" but alas. the trappers on the boat are just xp.

it is very funny that the lighthouse on the south end of the island refuses to load in properly, no matter where i am

this dlc, more than anything else in the game, actually does feel like my choices matter. i do the missions for the mariner and the barricade physically changes. i do enough fairly complex quest chains for enough of the town and they decide they like me enough to go build settlements. seeing the settlement fog condensers off in the distance from across the island feels very different from the mainland, where generally your settlement's buildings don't pop in until you're pretty fucking close.

i really don't care about how big the map is, i want the main game to be this dense and this bold in telling a stories, start to finish, that feel very interconnected and grounded to its location. i am feeling a little conflicted with my playtime, bc i gotta lotta fucking bones to pick with this game, but i am having fun with this dlc. part of it is "what if fallout/the rest of the game was good" and part of it is the depression making any scrap of delight feel weird. so it goes. february will end eventually.

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making

did my taxes.

[selchwife]

i should type up the pfeil lore tbh since ive changed it up a little bit recently (very minor changes)

so to start off with pfeil was um. a bit of an oopsie. as has been previously discussed his biological father is thancred. his mother was a noblewoman in gridania; she and her husband were like the only keeper family of any real status in the city and so they were very image-concerned, but didn't particularly like each other. thancred did his typical thancred shenanigans and ended up having a brief affair with pfeil's mom. pfeil, when he was born, was clearly thancred's kid and not his dad's, so it was a whole thing. (to clarify a little, pfeil calls the man who raised him his dad and just calls thancred thancred, so i do it too because it's easier lol)

his mom decided the best way to deal with it would be to just forbid pfeil from leaving the house and kind of. hide him. "What baby? It was a stillbirth! I don't have any conspicuously half-hyuran children!" kind of deal. she also kind of tried to ignore him the best she could when he was growing up because she just really wished he'd vanish. his dad was more hands-on and was sometimes okay but was often egregiously abusive. the servants kind of tried to just stay out of it because what do you even do in that kind of situation? this is where the csa part of pfeil's backstory comes from but that doesn't need any further details.

anyway, since pfeil wasn't allowed to like, go outside and play or anything, he was kind of a weird kid in the beginning. he did a lot of reading and both of his parents encouraged it because it meant he was silent and out of sight, so he had access to pretty much any reading material he wanted as long as it was something convenient for his parents. his favorite subjects were history and adventure fiction.

eventually he just could not tolerate how his dad treated him any longer though and ended up getting the idea in his head to run away from home at about ten ("i've read books about Outside. I can handle myself!" mindset). this would have ended disastrously for him but luckily after a little while of his wandering around gridania CLEARLY lost as fuck mother miounne took him in. she agreed to let him stay at the inn at the carline canopy in exchange for work from him (child labor laws who?) and he agreed. he mostly just waited tables and washed up and he was very cute and the patrons loved him.

the calamity happened when he was 12 and he ended up getting injured and trapped. while he was trapped he saw the Vision From Hydaelyn one gets at the beginning of the game of their wol kicking lahabrea's ass. this is when he got his echo, and also when he decided he wanted to be an adventurer and HERO!!!!!!1 so obviously he goes home and is like "mother miounne let me join the adventurers guild" and she's like "ummm....you're 12. how about you uuuhhh go do odd jobs at bentbranch! that's an adventure!"

so he went and lived at bentbranch for the next five years and got Really Good at caring for chocobos, which became his special interest, and also at hunting using a bow and arrow. he was given a little leeway with hunting in his spare time because it was a useful skill in that it helped feed everyone who lived at the stables or worked there for very long periods, especially immediately post-calamity. as discussed earlier he did not like castrum oriens (i got the name wrong last night LOL), it was always something of a risk to go near it armed even though he was just a teenager with hunting equipment, and it disturbed the wildlife in the area which made his life a little harder. he definitely threw rocks when he thought he could get away with it lol. during this time he also ended up developing amnesia for a lot of his early childhood.

once he was 17 he felt confident enough in his skills with archery to join the adventurer's guild. and then everythign in his life went wrong. Actually it went great at first. at the end of ARR he's like "oh i'm the coolest hero boy ever and everyone loves me and i'm hydaelyn's gift to mankind" but the ARR patches were uhh...well they kind of disabused him of that notion. he had a massive mental breakdown at the beginning of heavensward, became a dark knight, and then awful things just Kept Happening! he did not start getting any better mentally until like, the tail end of endwalker, although he had a bit of a false start for winning at mental health during shadowbringers up until mt gulg.

anyway that's the sort of short pfeil primer. i have some more thoughts about individual expansions but we could be here all day