#pokefilia

[hypnosleepe]

Thoughts of Pokephilia?

For followers and people that just stumble across this blog, what do you think of Pokephilia? a relationship between a human and pokémon, everyone opinion is valid btw!

[spitdrunken]

ive literally never found. pokephillia blog and im so happy like woohoo yippee jumping up and down happy,,, anyways do you have any headcanons for a lilligant x female reader ? or something like tgatt im trying to think of stuff but i havent been able to as of lately augh, its the worst T_T

awww this is such a sweet ask :D!! again, i'm sorry for letting it sit in my inbox so long OTL

notes: pokephilia

Lilligant, in the minds of most people, is a notoriously demanding Pokémon. In reality, this is not the case whatsoever. The truth is, most people are interested only in Lilligant's flowers, which are, indeed, incredibly difficult to get to bloom and upkeep. Lilligant themselves have a gentle disposition, like most Grass types!

You would need to worry little about taking care of her flower. In your case, it withering away and never regrowing is the sign of their love for you! It means she's never intending or being another's partner in her lifetime.

Lilligant, though she can not shed her own leaves, would really enjoy watching you dress up! Especially in dresses or skirts, if you do like them. They remind them of her own appearance, and it makes her happy to think you would want to match her!

She likes to dance, and would be happy if you joined her, too. Lilligant can never quite sit still, always bouncing on her feet or swaying from side to side... There is nothing that makes her happier than when you take her 'hands' in yours and twirl her around, or pick her up! The air will smell sweet from her joy and happiness.

At times, she will wander off, only to return with the most beautiful flowers or the sweetest fruits you've ever seen cradled in her arms. If you're the outdoorsy type, she would love going on hikes with you, though she might needs some breaks along the way. Both to soak up sunlight, and to allow her short legs some rest!

Most Lilligant are clingy, and yours is no exception. They pick a partner for life, and both love to accept and receive affection! She'll jump around your feet or pull at your clothes for you to lean down or pick her up. She'll try to kiss you, despite not having much in the way of lips! In general, she really likes to be carried around.

[forrestdabeevee]

Hello!

If it's alright could I request (both sfw and nsfw) relationship headcannos with a male Lopunny?

Thank you and Happy Easter! -🌑

Male Lopunny headcanons

sfw

Male Lopunny's are usually much more docile and casual than their female counterparts since they don't have as much physical energy to expel in comparison to their female counterparts. This means they can enjoy relaxing at home or outside with you.

They also don't mind getting wet or swimming, so if you have a pool with your house or nearby, feel free to bring them along as they may join you in it or just relax in the sun. Just expect to have them play with you in the water and have to dry them off.

They often expect you to do a lot of things for them. So be ready to wake them up often, make food for them, help them clean, etc. However if they do have excess energy to do stuff around the place expect them to do all of it by themselves, attempting to help them will just result in them picking you up and laying you down on either your bed or couch. 

They do often enjoy going on walks or runs outside with you, they prefer doing it with you but don't mind carrying you if you're unable to keep up with them physically. This is one of the two main ways they use their energy.

Male Lopunny's are heavy cuddlers in bed, to the point that if you want to leave bed you'll have to find a way to wiggle out, pry their arms away from you, or convince them to either let you go. Failure to do so may result in their grip on you becoming more tight to the point you may have to force them away.

Easter for a male Lopunny is one of its least favorite holidays due to all the nudges and jokes about it, so I highly recommend staying home and cuddling up with your Lopunny, it'll make them much happier and relaxed.

nsfw

When breeding season rolls around for a male Lopunny you better have some time off to spend at home because unless you want a Lopunny to hunt you down outside your better off preparing your body for whatever they plan to do to you for they will use your body until they run out of energy and pass out or until their heat calms down, usually when their seed has taken within you if your a female.

Speaking of which, if you have a working womb I'd highly recommend getting protection for your Lopunny or having a way to prevent insemination as Lopunny sperm are known for having a high rate of taking, even on humans with low fertility. You can expect at least more than one egg to be conceived. Especially if it's a Lopunny going through heat.

Having sex is the other main way Lopunny's use their energy throughout the day, so if you have a Lopunny that is casual or happy to have a sexual relationship with you, best be prepared to have a Lopunny ask, or if you have a particularly rough and dominant Lopunny force you, to have sex with them. Doesn't matter where, as long as they feel comfortable and safe where they are at they will go for it.

I'd highly recommend getting a reinforced bed frame, reinforced flooring, and soundproofing in your bedroom. Unless you have a basement, I'd highly recommend turning that room into essentially a sex dungeon for your Lopunny as then all you'll need is a reinforced bed frame and soundproofing. Believe me, even if you're quiet in bed you'll be howling and screaming in pleasure as Lopunny's are matched with Salazelle for best experience in bed.

Lopunny's are also matched with Gardevoir's for having the most amount of kink awareness and acceptance, as long as you talk about kinks or mention a certain kink your Lopunny will be intrigued and listen to you. If you talk about said kink in a positive way then you best be ready for your Lopunny to try it in bed later.

Lopunny's aren't very fond of sharing their mates with others, if they assume you are hitting or are sexually interested in someone else you better be able to convince them that you weren't as they will be extremely rough in bed or more distant and cold, it depends on what nature they have.

The only reason they would be fine with sharing you is if they know and trust the person or pokemon, just be ready to be double teamed or more with your Lopunny and whoever they trust.

Thankfully Lopunny's are tied with Lucario's for being able to tell when too much is too much for you, even if you don't want to tell them to stop whether that be out of worry or pleasure. So once they notice you needing a break or you tell them to stop they will and instantly fall into caring and doting on you. Helping you clean up and heal up from any bruises or marks on you.

The only exception to this sort of behavior is from alpha pokemon but thankfully, or I guess for some unfortunately, alpha pokemon don't seem to be a thing anymore so you shouldn't have to worry about a Lopunny using your body beyond what you can handle.

Oh and if you're wondering if mega Lopunny works differently they don't differ that much besides more flexibility and energy, just don't bed a mega Lopunny during its heat season. If you do good luck finding an explanation for all the shattered bones and bruised skin as well as the extremely strong scent of Lopunny cum on your body, trust me unless your an extreme masochist you don't want that.

[con-dientes]

I was talking to a friend and they asked me something that really got me thinking…

Are Pokémon considered animals or monsters? And do they fall under the monsterlover category? Or is it just straight up beast!al!ty?

I personally think it depends. ‘Cuz straight up, I wouldn’t mind being groped by a Haunter or a Tentacruel 🤷‍♀️ Like, I wouldn’t be opposed if Hypno were to make me do things against my control, and you CANNOT tell me that Lickitung can’t get it. You just can’t, c’mon!

Am I cooked or what? 💀😭

[gh0stlackf1]

Stinky lazy art

[rachelgardnerfictionkin]

Some text from my story that I'm now world-building to help cope with my trauma as expressed in my last post.

Feel free to repost and discuss among yourselves, as I usually have replies and reblogs disabled for these kinds of things. Credit is always appreciated!

[chateau-gardevoir]

ooc//

[eroscunt]

pokemon mating practice experments:

when provided with a member of their own species vs a human, the pokemon would 7 times out of 10 go for the human. and interestingly, oftentimes the rejected mate would often participate in the interspecies sex.

[factoides-yajan]

Factoide #4705

Factoide semanal: Datos extraños de videojuegos que se volvieron canon

(#4705) Matrimonio Pokémon - Pokémon

Cualquiera que se haya molestado en leer la PokeDex sabe que a la serie Pokémon le encanta incluir algunos datos realmente extraños, si no directamente horrorosos, sobre sus monstruos de bolsillo.

Desde Driflloom, que secuestra niños, hasta Kadabra, que aparentemente es un niño humano que se convirtió en un Pokémon, cada entrada de la PokeDex es más extraña que la anterior.

Sin embargo, lo más perturbador que Game Freak sintió la necesidad de especificar sobre su mundo feliz y familiar en realidad no proviene de la PokeDex, sino de una biblioteca en Pokémon Diamante y Perla.

En la versión japonesa del juego, uno de los libros del juego en la biblioteca afirma que los Pokémon y los humanos solían poder casarse entre sí en la antigüedad.

Sí, según el juego oficial de Game Freak, tú y tu Gardevoir habrían podido unirse en santo matrimonio.

Ahora, el libro menciona el matrimonio entre humanos y los Pokémon más humanoides, como Machoke específicamente, pero sigue siendo un pensamiento un tanto perturbador, ¡dado que solo pueden decir sus propios nombres!

Probablemente sea por eso que la traducción al inglés cambió este pequeño dato de información sobre Pokémon y humanos eran "indistinguibles" en el pasado, pero no cambia el hecho de que originalmente, la Pokefilia es algo que ocurrió canónicamente.

[Publicado originalmente el 30 de Septiembre del 2024]

[clown-clitoris]

also like a ghost type possessin me and jackin me off. wwhat wwho said that

[hypnosleepe]

A keychain design and some doodles of loving Sleeper, I don't really post much as I use to, I've just been busy. But I still love Sleeper, as I always do.

[spitdrunken]

something more sweet fluffy pokephilia stuff, but i can imagine having a female garchomp that just loves being around you all the time. she’s just everywhere you go (or at least tries to be). she especially loves bathing with you because that’s how she knows you trust her (because that’s one of the times when you’re most vulnerable in her eyes). she’ll even let you rub her belly in the bath as she knows you won’t hurt her. she’ll even try to groom you with her teeth (as gently as she can ofc). she loves it when you hold her and kiss her muzzle too <33

this isn’t really an ask as it more so just me tossing my ideas at you for fun

notes: pokephilia

this is so cute <33 I love it so much!!

To have a Garchomp, known for their feral disposition and general violence, be this clingy with you, you must have certainly had her with you for a large part of both of your lives! There simply isn't a better partner for either of you, when you know each other so well.

Garchomp typically live in volcanic regions and, because of this, she might not enter the bath with you... (Not to mention, good luck finding a bath that will fit her!) But she definitely enjoys sitting by your side and watching you take care of yourself. To 'join in' she may dip the tip of one of her fins in the water. If you touch her while your hands are still slick with water, you're treated to a slightly disgruntled huff... Not that she would ever dream of doing anything to you!

In return, she would be very happy if you watched her take a mud or sand bath! While they're not neccessary, she instinctually enjoys it! You'll probably need a bath yourself afterwards, though.

As for grooming, there is something incredibly intimate about it, exactly because the both of you have to be so careful. You're willingly sticking your hand into the mouth of a highly efficient predator... What could speak of more trust, and of more love? At most, she'll nibble at your skin, but that does not change the weight of the act.

Physically clingy Garchomp is so cute, too! Kissing her all over her muzzle is adorable... She makes little, almost grunt-like noises when you kiss her, leaning her head down so you may easily reach her. She likes to have her tail wrapped around your leg when you're walking, out and about. If there's anything Garchomp wants to use her strength for, it's for you!

[forrestdabeevee]

Can I request sfw + nsfw relationship headcanons for Ceruledge please?

Sure! However since you didn't really specify gender I'll be kind of vague with the headcanons, also ngl researching stuff for this pokemon was a pain since the dex entries aren't too helpful lol.

SFW

This pokemon is quite difficult to give and receive affection from, mainly due to its swordlike hands, however they can mold the flames into other shapes just don't try to hold the flame hands, it's not worth the burns. Thankfully they can still give and receive affection in other ways, they can still give small kisses, or using its ghost type powers it can still hold you and your hand. Just not physically like either of you would probably enjoy.

If your Ceruledge approaches you with its swords inactive and holds them out to you that is its sign of wanting affection and polishing. The best and easiest way of caring and giving love to your Ceruledge is helping to polish and clean it's armor and wrists, it loves the feeling of the cloth and polisher on its body. Of course make sure you ask your Ceruledge if you can do this as otherwise you may end up getting yourself burnt and or cut from them by accident, and if this does happen then expect your Ceruledge to feel awful and attempt to isolate itself as injuring or being the reason why you got injured is the greatest shame Ceruledge's can get and trying to calm or snap them out of this self doubt or self hatred is incredibly difficult even for partners or masters who have been bonded with their Ceruledge for a long time.

For some odd reason Ceruledge partners are the quickest to understand human terms and policies, many professors can't figure out why this is but some theorize that Ceruledge's were once humans from a bygone era but there sadly isn't enough evidence for the professors to accept this as a hard fact.

NSFW

If you have a Ceruledge that is dominant or wants to be on top then I'd highly suggest getting something for their blades to hold onto or moving to someplace where they can stab or slash the ground without worry, due to their lack of hands they kind of have to do this just to keep stable on top of you.

You won't find Ceruledge's to be quite fast when they are breeding with you, instead they often take things slow and steady. Almost painfully slow and steady sometimes, this can either be from their merciless nature in battle merging here, their more teasing nature running dominant, or their love for you and just wanting to relax and enjoy this rare moment of relaxation.

Of course this isn't to say they can't be fast in bed, in fact when they do move much faster and rougher you best keep some ointment and potions or berries nearby to patch yourself up afterwards as they can get real rough in bed when they want to or are provoked enough. Don't worry they will constantly try to apologize or take care of you afterwards, especially if you have very prominent burns and cuts on your body. With them practically forcing you to not leave bed in that case.

[chateau-gardevoir]

Welcome to the Château Gardevoir! Where Pokemon and Humans come to love! Feel free to sign in here.

Name:

Trainer? Yes/No:

What Pokemon will you be bringing/renting? If a trainer, state the gender of the Pokemon you’re bringing and list what Pokemon you’re renting in parentheses, and state the gender too. Name is optional.

Note, you do not have to have six Pokemon with you. Just list what Pokemon you want/have and leave the rest blank.

Pokemon 1:

Pokemon 2:

Pokemon 3:

Pokemon 4:

Pokemon 5:

Pokemon 6:

Anything special you want in your stay?:

Feel free to enjoy your stay! Here at the Château, we believe in the finest care for you and your partners! And remember to sign in at the front desk! Can’t just walk through the doors and ask for a room.

And just in case you feel self conscious, let us let you know, we never mind a repeat visitor. 💕

[blind-as-a-noibat]

I think it'd be really cute if Caben developed a crush on someone in his age range, not sure if it would count as pokefilia in either direction though.

[zappobrien]

curious question,what is your opinion on pokefilia?

I definitely go bonkers for some pokephilia, obviously I have my preferences but in general I go wild