#pokefilia

[spitdrunken]

💦🔪

Zoroark x reader/trainer.

:3c

Also hope you've been well fren!

notes: Pokephilia, retraction of consent, noncon, usage of illusions, mild body horror, implied murder

It's only when he's inside you that you realise that this is not your boyfriend.

He'd been quiet when he'd slipped into bed, sure, and you'd commented on how warm his hands were. But all of your thoughts had melted away once his hands started to roam all over your body, knowing all of your perfect spots as well as he otherwise would. This could've been the perfect stress relief.

Instead, your scream is muffled behind the palm of his hand— Or, rather, his paw. You'd heard the tearing of your sheets and saw, out of the corner of your eye, human fingers turning into sharp, red claws. With the mating press you've been shoved into, all you can do is claw at his back and uselessly flail your legs around.

Withe very passing second, whoever is continuing to fuck into you with sharp, brutal thrusts is changing further in front of your eyes. From his head, a long mane of vibrant red hair sprouts. His waist becomes more narrow, his legs thickening and growing stronger. Though your mind recognises who it is that is taking you by force within seconds, you refuse to accept it.

Your partner of so many years. Your closest companion. Your best friend. Your Zoroark. You'd always defended him from suspicious looks on the streets, always showered him with affection.

It hadn't been enough, clearly. Silent tears stream down your face. You know your partner, know the scars he has on his body from the battles you've fought together, and there's no doubt about it. His face elongates into a snout in a sickening display and your Zoroark growls, drops of drool spilling from in between sharp teeth as he nuzzles his face into your cheek. His nose is wet and cold against your face.

Your boyfriend should've been home already. What's happened to him? You don't want to think about it, you can't— Zoroark's paw is removed from your face, instead gouging deep, long scratches in the headboard above your bed. With every thrust, his cock seems to swell further inside of you, growing bigger and bigger and bigger until he brushes against a special spot inside of you with every twitch of his hips.

"Stop, please, stop… I, I…" You uselessly babble in between keens and gasps for air. You're completely powerless against such a powerful creature. Zoroark, in an attempt at comfort, laps the tears away from your face and whines a little in the back of his throat. Like he's still the pup that you cradled in your arms, wherever you want. As if he hasn't ruined everything forever.

His maw is pressed against your face once again as his tongue slips in between your lips. Zoroark's mouth doesn't actually touch yours. Its long enough that it can bridge the gap between your skulls, goblets of drool spilling down your neck. His tongue tastes like copper against yours. You swear, you hope that it's your mind playing tricks on you, and that your boyfriend simply got delayed on trip to your shared apartment. That must be why he isn't here yet. Still, you gag around the intrusion in your mouth, and not only because Zoroark's tongue dips too far into your mouth for comfort.

When he cums inside of you, Zoroark breaks the kiss and pulls his head away from yours, throwing his back and howling into the room filled with nothing but the wet noises of your union. Your sobs pale in comparison next to the noise. His cock swells impossibly larger inside of you and spurt after spurt of hot cum fills your insides. It just keeps going. But even when it slows, he continues to press you down deep into the mattress.

It seems he isn't done with you yet.

[hypnosleepe]

Happy valentines, I never show my two other partners, but I never forget them.

[forrestdabeevee]

Hello!

If it's alright could I request (both sfw and nsfw) relationship headcannos with a male Lopunny?

Thank you and Happy Easter! -🌑

Male Lopunny headcanons

sfw

Male Lopunny's are usually much more docile and casual than their female counterparts since they don't have as much physical energy to expel in comparison to their female counterparts. This means they can enjoy relaxing at home or outside with you.

They also don't mind getting wet or swimming, so if you have a pool with your house or nearby, feel free to bring them along as they may join you in it or just relax in the sun. Just expect to have them play with you in the water and have to dry them off.

They often expect you to do a lot of things for them. So be ready to wake them up often, make food for them, help them clean, etc. However if they do have excess energy to do stuff around the place expect them to do all of it by themselves, attempting to help them will just result in them picking you up and laying you down on either your bed or couch. 

They do often enjoy going on walks or runs outside with you, they prefer doing it with you but don't mind carrying you if you're unable to keep up with them physically. This is one of the two main ways they use their energy.

Male Lopunny's are heavy cuddlers in bed, to the point that if you want to leave bed you'll have to find a way to wiggle out, pry their arms away from you, or convince them to either let you go. Failure to do so may result in their grip on you becoming more tight to the point you may have to force them away.

Easter for a male Lopunny is one of its least favorite holidays due to all the nudges and jokes about it, so I highly recommend staying home and cuddling up with your Lopunny, it'll make them much happier and relaxed.

nsfw

When breeding season rolls around for a male Lopunny you better have some time off to spend at home because unless you want a Lopunny to hunt you down outside your better off preparing your body for whatever they plan to do to you for they will use your body until they run out of energy and pass out or until their heat calms down, usually when their seed has taken within you if your a female.

Speaking of which, if you have a working womb I'd highly recommend getting protection for your Lopunny or having a way to prevent insemination as Lopunny sperm are known for having a high rate of taking, even on humans with low fertility. You can expect at least more than one egg to be conceived. Especially if it's a Lopunny going through heat.

Having sex is the other main way Lopunny's use their energy throughout the day, so if you have a Lopunny that is casual or happy to have a sexual relationship with you, best be prepared to have a Lopunny ask, or if you have a particularly rough and dominant Lopunny force you, to have sex with them. Doesn't matter where, as long as they feel comfortable and safe where they are at they will go for it.

I'd highly recommend getting a reinforced bed frame, reinforced flooring, and soundproofing in your bedroom. Unless you have a basement, I'd highly recommend turning that room into essentially a sex dungeon for your Lopunny as then all you'll need is a reinforced bed frame and soundproofing. Believe me, even if you're quiet in bed you'll be howling and screaming in pleasure as Lopunny's are matched with Salazelle for best experience in bed.

Lopunny's are also matched with Gardevoir's for having the most amount of kink awareness and acceptance, as long as you talk about kinks or mention a certain kink your Lopunny will be intrigued and listen to you. If you talk about said kink in a positive way then you best be ready for your Lopunny to try it in bed later.

Lopunny's aren't very fond of sharing their mates with others, if they assume you are hitting or are sexually interested in someone else you better be able to convince them that you weren't as they will be extremely rough in bed or more distant and cold, it depends on what nature they have.

The only reason they would be fine with sharing you is if they know and trust the person or pokemon, just be ready to be double teamed or more with your Lopunny and whoever they trust.

Thankfully Lopunny's are tied with Lucario's for being able to tell when too much is too much for you, even if you don't want to tell them to stop whether that be out of worry or pleasure. So once they notice you needing a break or you tell them to stop they will and instantly fall into caring and doting on you. Helping you clean up and heal up from any bruises or marks on you.

The only exception to this sort of behavior is from alpha pokemon but thankfully, or I guess for some unfortunately, alpha pokemon don't seem to be a thing anymore so you shouldn't have to worry about a Lopunny using your body beyond what you can handle.

Oh and if you're wondering if mega Lopunny works differently they don't differ that much besides more flexibility and energy, just don't bed a mega Lopunny during its heat season. If you do good luck finding an explanation for all the shattered bones and bruised skin as well as the extremely strong scent of Lopunny cum on your body, trust me unless your an extreme masochist you don't want that.

[smeargle-enthusiast]

You guys ever had draining kiss used on you? Atlas just surprised me and woooo boy

would recommend

[floetteloving]

i think boltund is a slept upon fuckable dog pokemon sleek build for sneaking up on your holes + strong jaw for biting and thunder fang for additional shocks :3

While Boltund is a great fuck, I'm going to give you some advice.

Thunder Fang is way too strong of a move to use in a sexual situation. Generally, I'd avoid moves over 60 power? Especially if it has Strong Jaw, dear arceus!

However, Boltund is an amazing hole-stretcher. They're fast and enduring, and their knot has some minor electric organs, so they shock you as they knot you! Plus the move Nuzzle is, funnily enough, really good for sex. It gives that full body current, along with a much stronger on-contact shock!

[olivelube]

nsfw poképhile account

I'm new to posting anything nsfw in a public account, so I'm not sure how long I will be active here for! I'm in a sexual and romantic relationship with my trans fem Dolliv, she's very small but that's not an issue when I'm there to help!

[eroscunt]

pokemon mating practice experments:

when provided with a member of their own species vs a human, the pokemon would 7 times out of 10 go for the human. and interestingly, oftentimes the rejected mate would often participate in the interspecies sex.

[rachelgardnerfictionkin]

Kiss 💋

— By RachelTheFictionkin

Facebook, please stop emailing me random junk I uploaded years ago from my Switch...

[prof-olive]

Welcome to Gaia! (Part II)

(cws: none!) (word count: 1500)

The steps leading up to the cable car station hadn't been quite as arduous to climb as they seemed. In fact, you'd barely broken a sweat when you stepped up to the attendant at the counter, who took your change and boasted a gentle smile as she handed over your ticket. But by the time the swaying carriage had scaled the upper side of the mountain, passing by spectacular views of the smaller peaks and tiny dots of villages peppering the viridian valleys between, you felt the Butterfree in your stomach twist into knots instead as you stepped off the platform and felt frost crunching under your heels. 

From the station, the laboratory could be spotted just up the hill, barely a few minutes’ walk away down the packed-dirt path. It was a short, squat building that had been built into the mountain itself, with a few hedges and flowers surrounding the front lawn that were oddly healthy for such cold weather. Being so early, few other residents hung around the area–save for a couple small groups of eager skiers and snowboarders, who hustled down the branching trails to head for a spot on the slopes further down. A couple pokémon joined them, a Glalie and Froslass in particular, and by the orange bands adorning their arms and horns respectively, it seemed they were tasked with mountain safety or something of the like–odd choices for such intensive responsibilities, but you were in no position to judge, now were you? 

Instead, you turned your attention forward and headed up the incline towards the laboratory, your heart thudding against your ribcage with each and every step. You tugged your coat tighter around you as the wind picked up, yet as you reached the peak of the slope, a sudden warmth basked over you like it exuded from an enormous heater. 

There, curled up in a mound of snow just inches from the front door, was a Hydreigon massive enough to weaken your knees at the mere sight of it. The heat emanating from its snoring nostrils had melted the better part of snow and frost around it, yet even so you froze, and stopped in your tracks with your eyes locked on to the sleeping giant. Then, as if sensing your presence, the dragon-type pokemon cracked open the slit of its black-sclera eye; its red pupil narrowed in your direction, and just as the thought of sprinting back to the cable car crossed your mind, the behemoth sighed and nuzzled back into the comfort of its makeshift nest. It had no intent to bother you, and that was enough of a blessing for you to scurry down the last few feet of path and throw yourself through the huge, heavy pine door of the laboratory. 

“Oh!” A voice piped up at the slam of the door behind you–a quick glance around proved similar surroundings as what you'd seen from the introductory video, primarily shelves and tables of novels and scattered papers peppered by lab equipment–and from around a shelf stacked with cluttered books, the green-haired head of professor Olive poked out and smiled at the sight of a new trainer. “Oh, look at you! Whose fresh face is this?” She cooed, dusting herself off and hurrying to greet you, all while knocking over a stack or two of books on her way. As soon as she stood before you, her cool hands clamped both of yours as she shook each one excitedly. “You must be my new protégé!” 

“Protégé?” You echoed, though she paid little mind to it as she turned around and headed for her desk on the opposite side. An Ambipom swung on the lights overhead as you ventured further into the lab, its violet fur bristling as it regarded you with eager curiosity. 

“Come in, come in! Get warm–have a cup of tea!” She waved you in, though with another step you nearly tripped over a sarcophagus nudged awkwardly into your path, the feet jutting out from where it had been propped up against the wall. As you passed your eyes over it, the gold-inlaid face slowly spread into an unsettling grin, and the sudden flashing of red eyes as it opened them made you jump and hurry to catch up with the professor. You clung to her sleeve when the Ambipom dropped with a thud on an end table to sniff you, but she just laughed, and gently shooed away her curious pokémon to keep from bothering you–all save for her Skitty, who mewed adorably as it hopped up on Olive's desk chair and dropped a small card in her palm. The cuddly pokémon nuzzled her hand before hopping up on her shoulder as she took her seat, the card laid out next to her as she tapped away on her computer. A little lost, you plopped yourself down in a worn, old vinyl chair across from her, shyly peering about at the lab until she finally swivelled around with a big smile. 

“All done!” She handed over your shiny new trainer card, complete with your date of birth, the photo you submitted in your initial email, and a few other details you could puzzle over later. Two steaming cups of tea appeared on her desk as if by magic, though with a glance over your shoulder you spotted only the glowing eyes of the Cofagrigus watching you from afar–you took the tea, but only hoped nothing sinister had made its way into it. “So, who's your pick?” Olive asked with excitement, already blowing off the steam from her own cup. 

“My–my pick?” Your head cocked as you tried to recall what she meant, though the three pokeballs she produced from her labcoat pockets instantly jogged your memory. Your partner! In the flurry of activity to get here and get all your stuff moved in, it had somehow slipped your mind. “O-Oh, um…what are my choices, again?”

“Nervous, huh?” The professor chuckled. “It's okay! I was the same way–couldn't make up my mind, so I went out and caught my own!” She scratched Skitty's head for the creature to start purring, before it hopped off her lap and trotted away into the disorganized chaos of the lab. It honestly looked more like half lab, half library rather than a traditional pokémon professor's research facility. But then again, professor Olive wasn't exactly a normal professor. “You can choose from Eevee, Goomy, or Ralts!” 

Still, you looked over the pokeballs in the green-haired woman's hands, wondering which would be best for you. You didn't know your battling style yet, and you weren't even sure what kind of pokémon you even liked, or were compatible with. You sat and pondered, and pondered, and eventually she must've gotten fed up or her arms were just getting tired–because Olive suddenly reached over and tugged open the flap of your bag, and let the three balls tumble into it before she zipped it shut. 

“Here, how about this–take all three for now, and try ‘em out! Whichever ones don't fit, just bring them back to the lab.” She patted your bag as the pokeballs jostled within, the pokémon no doubt sensing a shift inside as they were passed from hand to hand. 

“A-Are you sure?” 

“Of course!” She answered cheerily. “I believe in you. If you have questions, you can just ask!” As she said so, her Rotom phone flung itself out of her breast pocket–turning itself sideways, it activated its own radar until it pinged, and your own phone buzzed in your pocket as your profile was registered in her contacts. She plucked it out of midair and tucked it back into her labcoat, the Rotom within humming contently as it no doubt enjoyed being pressed to the professor's warm chest. “Just shoot me a text or ring me! You can contact me anytime.” The way she winked as she said so stirred something in your gut, but it came and went in an instant, and soon the professor was innocently standing from her seat and ushering you towards the front door. “Now, it's about time you got out on your adventure! I already loaded the pokédex program on to your trainer card, so you can just insert it into your phone to get started!” 

With that, and one last cheerful greeting as the professor escorted you safely back to the cable car, she waved as you descended back down the mountain until she, and her lab, were swallowed up by mist in your rearview. As the car swayed gently in the breeze, curiosity eventually got the better of you and you opened up your bag, peering down at the three, glowing pokeballs nestled inside. Eevee, Goomy, or Ralts. Whatever you picked would likely dictate the course of your life going forward, and determine how you grew into the trainer you had wanted to be since you were a teenager. 

So the question remained: who will you pick? 

[spitdrunken]

So Pokemon Scarlet is the first Pokemon game I've actually gotten and played at release, which is very exciting for me. I love the sandwich stealer lizard puppy bike very much. Was sad but unsurprised to learn that I couldn't breed it during picnic time like I could other things, even with a ditto there, but it got me thinking about potential in-game reasons why. What if some ancient Pokemon, and Koraidons especially, were more choosey and likely monogamous, picking a singular mate? What if, since ours didn't get on with the other Koraidon, it imprinted on the trainer? What if the trainer(especially a female or ftm trainer)got older, sexually matured, and Koraidon suddenly got overprotective, got deliberately flashier in fights, and started refusing to stay in it's ball at night? What if the trainer woke up one night to Koraidon rutting it's large cock against them, clearly wanting to mate but not knowing properly how to with something so different? Have I thought about this multiple times over the last several months, and possibly too much? (Probably lol)

To clarify, assuming it went through, Mate!Koraidon wasn't a request per se, but rather just a sharing of thoughts. Wonder what other reasons people have for not being able to properly breed legendaries too. :3

notes: Pokephilia

Anon your mind is so huge for this and I really love it :')!! And Koraidon really is such a cutie <3

I loooove the idea that it has imprinted on its trainer! You've been looking after and guiding it through many, many battles, always making sure that there's food for it to eat and it can rest when needed… For a while, carrying you on your back to wherever you need to go had seemed adequate payback to it, but as you grow, it realises there's more it can do for you! It's not an idea you can get out of, at all. Once a Legendary has its mind set on a particular partner, there's absolutely nothing you, or anyone else, can do about it.

Koraidon wants nothing more than to protect you, but you're letting it battle less and less. All at once, it's gotten far more aggressive! There's always a certain amount of damage done during a Pokémon battle, sure, but there's been a change in the air. If any attack veers even a little too close to you, Koraidon turns absolutely ruthless. You've had to put it back in it's ball a couple of times, by force. Even then, it breaks out again within less than a minute— You trust it with your life and aren't afraid of it, but you are afraid that it'll hurt someone. It was never a problem before. To you, nothing else seems to have changed! It's just a sudden and drastic personality shift.

Maybe it's been coming on to you for months! Trying to court you in a way that is completely foreign and means nothing to you… Most likely, it had never even crossed your mind that Koraidon would be trying to do anything of the sort! When it crouches over and ruts against you in the night, it takes no enjoyment out of it. It's more a sign of frustration, with all of its attempts to interest you in it so far thwarted… But, maybe, with its intentions laid out so clear now, you'll reciprocate?

I won't expand on this thought much further because I don't know if you're into that anon, but oh to be impregnated by Kiraidon… drool….

[hypnosleepe]

Sleeper has silent footsteps, maybe it's a time to put a bell on her 🔔

[forrestdabeevee]

Ariados headcanons

hopefully I did a good job with this.

Sfw

If an Ariados has bonded with you expect to have tons of cobwebs around the house, none in your way of course. They've learned where the best spots are so the two of you can be comfortable and safe.

Also expect to wake up either wrapped in a cocoon every now and then, especially if your Ariados has had a nightmare, is worrying about something, or is jealous about you being with others.

Ariados will sometimes go wandering in forests or bushes and come back with berries for you, they'll insist on you eating them there and then. Declining will only make them more pushy and demanding until you finally accept their gift.

Ariados' have many different types of chirping and clicks that when you are bonded with should try to understand.

Three clicks in a row is a form of greetings, such as. "Hello" "Good morning" or "Good evening"

Two slow long drawn out clicks are how it sounds when it's worried about something. It could be worried about you or it could feel something is off with it, if you hear this then I suggest stopping to check on it. If it's moving slow and showing you a certain area on it then somethings off with your Ariados, but if it's nudging you then it's worried about you. This could mean it doesn't feel safe in its current area or it can feel your getting sick or weakened.

If you hear five slow chirps then that's it's way of saying I love you, I highly suggest giving it some head or chin rubs and returning the gesture of love. You'll quickly have a cuddly and purring Ariados on you.

Three quick chirps are it's way of saying that it wants attention or some playtime, I suggest giving it what it wants as a grumpy or pouty Ariados is the easiest way for stuff to be hidden or missing as you'll then have to search for them in it's cobwebs or nests.

Another one of Ariados' peculiarities is it's distaste for being out in the open, if you walking out and exposed to the sky it will cling onto you. Whether that be on your leg, chest, arm, back, or if really nervous your head. I suggest walking to somewhere shaded soon just to have it calm down as walking with a 73.9 pound (or 33.5 kilogram) spider on you isn't going to be easy. Especially if your as nocturnal as Ariados.

Speaking of nocturnal, Ariados' are great at deterring intruders whether that be from the arachnophobia they have at the sight of the large spider, the sight of cobwebs around your home, it because of it latching onto them and either muffling them with cobwebs before biting a paralyzing agent into them before wrapping them up into a cocoon. I'd suggest rewarding your Ariados for defending both you and their home as believe it or not Ariados' do not like conflict and are just as scared of intruders as the intruders are scared of it.

Nsfw

If you bring up the topic of moving your relationship into a sexual and romantic one expect Ariados to be nervous and flustered about it. It'll obviously agree but if the two of you have found a way to easily communicate it'll demonstrate that it'll have to wrap you up in a cocoon for the first time just so it can both ease it's nerves as well as make it comfortable for you. As being claimed by an Ariados for the first time can be quite an experience, with it biting you and making your body go limp and relaxed as depending on it's gender it'll either use your ass and mouth till it's drained and came all over you but if it's female then expect it to drain your balls then fill you up with it's small eggs, it's highly unlikely that these eggs will take and hatch but it'll need to deposit its payload into you nonetheless.

Once you've been claimed by your Ariados expect it to be heavily clingy and cuddly for a week, with it never letting you leave the house without it. During this week expect it's gifts to be more plentiful and it's behavior more defensive, once you eventually lay the empty eggs or the bite mark fades away it'll go back to behaving somewhat normally, it'll still have moments of heavy clinginess but it'll still listen to you if you try to calm it down.

Any future times you bed them, they will be less controlling or let you be with them without the cocoon or paralyzing agent, these events will also be less rough as the first time since they know your marked as theirs.

If you wish it, your Ariados can also administer a drug into you or lightly hypnotize you for even more fun, this hypnosis and drug aren't strong enough to make you extremely easy to change mentally but more so make you sensitive to everything touching you. Expect to wake up in the morning dehydrated, sore, but so satisfied and relaxed with your Ariados clinging onto you and sleepily chirping and purring.

If you have a confident Ariados and a big enough room or are fine with doing this in the woods or an abandoned route you can do some preyplay with your Ariados, just know that they will not hold anything back until you say the safe word. So expect tons of bites, scratches, and more. But the experience of it is like nothing else as you'll be completely covered in the cocoon.

[smeargle-enthusiast]

hiya! I'm a smeargle myself, and i personally love body painting!!! i love to paint and mark my loves with my own marking, plus words that tell them and everyone around them how good of a puppy she is :3

what's your opinions on body painting and praise?

(also, i know that my lovely canvas will be seeing this too, so just know my favorite thing to paint is "good puppy")

- @stardustnsfww

Hey sorry I took so long to reply! I love both of those!!! Atlas does too lol, he'll paint hearts or whatever he's feeling in the moment, and on some intense days he'll start keeping tally marks on me hehe. He says he doesn't exactly have a favorite thing to paint, but he thinks the paw print on my back is a masterpiece.

[floetteloving]

SO

The free use thing...

Was kinda overrated. Turns out, not many are as shameless as I am.

Don't get me wrong, I got a good amount of traffic, but... it really was not as much as I expected.

Though, I did get to learn about a LOT of new pokemon...

Did you know that Gastly has so little physical body that they can kinda go inside you? And not like, inside like Plastic, I mean like, fucking my cervix from inside my womb. I have no idea where to even START to describe it. I'm just glad all they have to actually penetrate with is a tongue...

If you guys want more stories, reach out! I'm sure I'll amass more as the days go on...

[factoides-yajan]

Factoide #4705

Factoide semanal: Datos extraños de videojuegos que se volvieron canon

(#4705) Matrimonio Pokémon - Pokémon

Cualquiera que se haya molestado en leer la PokeDex sabe que a la serie Pokémon le encanta incluir algunos datos realmente extraños, si no directamente horrorosos, sobre sus monstruos de bolsillo.

Desde Driflloom, que secuestra niños, hasta Kadabra, que aparentemente es un niño humano que se convirtió en un Pokémon, cada entrada de la PokeDex es más extraña que la anterior.

Sin embargo, lo más perturbador que Game Freak sintió la necesidad de especificar sobre su mundo feliz y familiar en realidad no proviene de la PokeDex, sino de una biblioteca en Pokémon Diamante y Perla.

En la versión japonesa del juego, uno de los libros del juego en la biblioteca afirma que los Pokémon y los humanos solían poder casarse entre sí en la antigüedad.

Sí, según el juego oficial de Game Freak, tú y tu Gardevoir habrían podido unirse en santo matrimonio.

Ahora, el libro menciona el matrimonio entre humanos y los Pokémon más humanoides, como Machoke específicamente, pero sigue siendo un pensamiento un tanto perturbador, ¡dado que solo pueden decir sus propios nombres!

Probablemente sea por eso que la traducción al inglés cambió este pequeño dato de información sobre Pokémon y humanos eran "indistinguibles" en el pasado, pero no cambia el hecho de que originalmente, la Pokefilia es algo que ocurrió canónicamente.

[Publicado originalmente el 30 de Septiembre del 2024]

[clown-clitoris]

also like a ghost type possessin me and jackin me off. wwhat wwho said that