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alice in wonderland maya she is so awesome

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if mlp and bocchi fandoms were concurrent we'd have so much art of Berry Punch in Kikuri's outfit

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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

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looks like the government is doing something about cults

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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fuck em up gang

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[ My ass tried to paint a glass object… never again [probably a lie I’ll probably do it again] ]

Original Image under the cut

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new strat

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There you have it. It was all just a big lie just to starve the Palestinians.

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Soooooo for folks who were interested in this, given that Record of Ragnarok and God’s Apocalypse introduced a lot of these characters, this roster is gonna be subject to a lot of change.

Stay tuned for whenever I have something interesting to write for it!

Rematch of Ragnarok Premise and Roster

Premise: 1000 years after the first Ragnarok between the Gods and Humanity, where mankind managed to triumph over the heavens in the biggest upset the universe would ever know, the Heavens once again have convened to judge whether humanity deserves to he saved or not. Because of how humankind managed to impress many of the gods in the last Ragnarok, the votes for mankind’s extinction aren’t as unanimous as before, though ultimately it is still a majority vote for the end of the human race. However, the Morrigan, Queen of Death and Shadow of the Celtic Pantheon, chooses to make a proposal to her fellow deities: Humanity spat in the face of the Heavens, and humiliated them in the battle between Creator and Creation 1000 Years Ago. For the gods to wipe out mankind without repaying this loss would make them seem weak and unworthy of their positions as overseers of all creation. Thus, if the gods seek to cast judgement over all humanity, then they must repay mankind for the slight to their power, should they not? Zeus, the battle-crazed maniac he is, is all too happy to comply, and gleefully announces a grudge match to be held. The Gods have made their intent known: to show the proud and arrogant human race that the first Ragnarok was merely a fluke.

Brunhilde, The Leader of the Valkyries, ends up being caught off guard by this, not expecting another Ragnarok to be held so soon, and a quick conversation with the Buddha makes it clear that there’s more going on here than just a mere grudge. Regardless, mankind is once again at the precipice of extinction, and the Eldest Valkyrie must lead the charge in the face of the apocalypse once more.

Overseers: -Brunhilde & The Valkyries(Humanity) -Zeus & The Morrigan(Gods) -Heimdall(Neutral)

Humanity: -Hektor of Troy -Calamity Jane -Spartacus -Jack O' Lantern -Nai Khanom Tom -Mansa Musa -Judah Loew and Yoselle -Sū Dá Jǐ -Medusa -Arash Kamangir -Martha of Bethany -James Clerk Maxwell -Claude des Armoises -Jason of Colchis -Charles Darwin -Manfred von Richthofen -Vincent Van Gogh -Morgause -Sigurd -Judas Iscariot

Gods: -Sobek -Gamayun -Indrajit -The Morrigan -Iset -Perun -Hou Yi -Athena -Talos -Awilix -Izanami-no-Mikoto -Zhen Wu -Camazotz -Scathach -Yù Tù -Bakunawa -Amaterasu -Sol -Uesugi Kenshin -Tiamat

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Two skeletons had to cease their divorce proceedings.

They fell apart during the hearings for joint custody.

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.

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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this