#its not even that i dont like sugar
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got some valentines stuff on clearance and tried one of the queen anne milk chocolate cordial cherries
i swallowed it instead of spitting it back out because i paid for it and that is the only reason why
had to cut up and eat an apple to feel human again and there was literal relief after the first bite of apple washed away a large amount of the lingering sensation of the torture device that called itself a ‘confection’
#im sorry my beloved fruit i strayed from the light into darkness#me: yeah me and large quantities of sugar don’t get along well i don’t understand how people can drink soda and stuff all the time#also me: -voluntarily imbibes one of the sweetest confections known to mankind-#-hates it viscerally-#-surprised pikachu-#its not even that i dont like sugar#its a combination of sensitive ass stomach that gets queasy at the drop of a hat#and sugar very quickly becomes overstimulating for me#coming out to my Halloween routine as a kid being to happily sort through my spoils#eat a few things#then give the rest to my parents#im okay with reeses now but as a kid the kick in the teeth from the sugar of the peanut butter#was WAY too much for my tiny mouth#LOATHED them#it was way too much sweet all at once#sensory overload disguised as candy#which is my current opinion of what i just ate#that i can still taste in the back of my mouth a whole apple later
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vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely
sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#[insert my cake vs tart vs pie translations into eng rant here yes my eye twitched lets move on.]#im sorry has maffhew never had merengue in his life girl you live in soflo with so many hispanic bakeries#wdym you dont know how to eat merengue yeah if you use that much force its gonna cave in on itself 😭😭😭😭#(man who grew up in america) “never afraid of that [powdered sugar]”#man with texture issues likes the spongy cake and not the one thats texture hell because its airy and dry#and if youre not used to it feels weird. shocker!#as someone w texture issues if its a really bad day i cant even eat it either despite how much i like it yeah i get its a chalky texture#but girl we do have to take you on like a pastry soflo tour im so serious#runebergin torttu reigning superior yeah#kills me the way maffhew just repeats everything wrong and im like oh his ears are POPPED popped after that flight huh#my guy hows your auditorial processing just asking#“keep the flag” sasha hes sentimental don't encourage his trinket collection#“runebergin torttu” “roodoboo stars?” its like talking to my grandmother at this point its beautiful#the 1619 date is intricate huh boys
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ultimately!
#ELIIIIIIII YOU CANT SAY THAT ELIIIIIIIIIIII#audiof from not even emily latest video go watch literally its so fuckingfunny#dont even ask me how eli fits in hance' 5'2 dad's clothes pls ok#my art#digital art#oc art#anthro art#not even gonna lie i thfought i wasnt gonan finish this but we pulled thru#if quality gets murdered i will cry#swhy are all my favorite drawings baby sugar and eliyah interacting#i like themb#i was gonna add fucking comical cartoon slipping noises when her antler popped off but imovie literalsly. it didnt work it wpuldnt let me#vid too biggy#also noahs ark esque announcement for ppl thta read my evil ramble tags i miiight nuke sanguinary univers bc i love my ocs too much to like#like i dont wanna marry my first idea and i love them too much to box them into a project I PERSONALLY FEEL LIKE I FUMBLED LIKE#OK LITERALLY NO INSULT WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT BUT IT WAS my firsy ever comic and i feeeeel like i can do betteeerrr a#meowweooww#like if it was small things i wanted to change i could juts panel edit but its like. major things like when i started chapter 1 i had#LITERALLY NO PLAN JUST MY nerdy vampire obsession. which is still present. giggle h#breaking news boygirl learns that they arent rlly proudof the writing in comic thye started when they were a teenager#ALSO I LITERALLY HAVE LORE THAT IVE. BEEN MAKING THAT CONTRADICTS THINGS (? PROBABLY) SO ok trust me ok just trust m#also yes this is what i’ve been working on except that animatsuon i mentioned with eli crying because priorities or someth#not except wtf i mean insyead or some other shit#also i just looked at this wall of text on mobile and like ew shut up little gay
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ok. made the cookies
very big. very sweet. according to my mom it tastes like a fruitcake but a cookie
#the oven fucked up everything on the bottom tray. i thought it was getting undercooked#tried it. nope. that shit was crispy. it was OVERcooked#thats why u fanforce apparently...#i dont eat fruitcake so i wouldnt know. but it was too much sugar akndbnc#the photo on the post has milk. thats cos u need to wash it down#like its good but after one. hoo#would have been timely for like. xmas but oh well lol#also how big are their fucking trays that they fit 8 in one. im showing u the nice tray#the other ones??? the cookies bled into each other#but yea this baking shit is easy LMAO if u give me instructions. i can do it#i even made macarons by hand on first try#but cooking?????? dont even look at me man...#also the cookies look really light here wtf but irl its pretty much the same color#ALSO also i WEIGHED each cookie!!!!!! that is the size they are SUPPOSED to be#THATS RIGHT!!! YA BOY CAN BAKE
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r u the grew up poor never being able to buy the little things in life u always wanted as a kid so now u buy whatever little thing u want as an adult and struggle with saving for the big mandatory thing,
or the grew up poor never being able to buy the little things in life u always wanted as a kid so now u just never buy anything small bcs u had to learn to live without it and constantly try to save for the next big thing in 500 yrs
#everyones been asking what i wanted for my bday and i always say nothing#like i hate the feeling of getting somebody smthing just to get them smthing like personally#it needs to come from the heart for me. if it's for smthing big like a bday#now like getting someone a coffee judt to get them one on a random day is dif bcs it's just smthin random on a random day i can understand#but idk like as a kid into adulthood the only bday my relatives / guardians have ever celebrated was my adopted brother's n my dad's#the dad bcs hes a hyperconservative dictator lol n the older adopted bro is cus hes got higher needs#so everybody gets more money taking care of him n stuff so u gotta act like u care abt him according to the guardians#but like i never even knew bdays were that big to people. like i mean i know OTHER PEOPLES bdays are big to them#i find ppl who rlly love their bdays to be rlly cute. like i dont think theyre selfish or make fun of em cus theyre judt having fun#n like u only get one x yr bday so have fun with it!!#but for ME? my bday was never anything special n i dont think it is now#everybody feels bad or smthing for me or for not getting me nothing today but it's like?? this is the norm??? im cool with it#ive been thinking abt other stuff like i just dont have time to think abt the pleasures rn. i have to double on the pain or smthing#like my friends always laugh abt how i dont drink coffee/tea or alcohol bcs u cant be in the medical field without a lil smn smn#& it's like idk ! i like ppl that do do that kinda stuff but like! i never grew up with that & it just feels odd to do it now kinda thing#idk im very cheap but also i will use the fact that im cheap on the small stuff to justify wanting to make a big purchase#i have a weird relationship with buying things for myself vs for others like 4 others i will buy watever u want bro#sugar papi ted#hey heres this idk insert raccoon bracelet bcs u like raccoons n love wearing bracelets so i thot of u n bought it#but if i buy smthing for me it has to have a dual purpose or smthing#i got to have a free dessert today n chose the churros over the tres leches cake slicr cus u can judt make the cake#but i dont own a deep fryer so i cant make churros n storebought churros just arent the same#like im just always idk comparing or needing to know the use of things yanno#if i do smthing. i have to see it thru. & it has to have multi purpose#i mean just look at my username jrue ships or jrue's hips like#im unwell when it comes to that#idk is anyone else like this#anyways yea this whole new thing of getting stuff on one day is hard for me like it just never matches up with my time#of course ill see stuff id like to have but like. ill just make myself forget it n by the time stuff like this rolls up it's like idk#i COULD get a new laptop but i got one that works just fine. i got an ipad on its last legs but can i still turn it on? alright
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originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins
#origins smp#i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅#beeduo#otubbo#oranboo#beeduo fanart#i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY#DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM#IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h#ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its#been wayyyyyyy too long#BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise#bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹#had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop#yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭#ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really#wanted to share ok i love you bge#WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED#RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like#water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT#ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I#VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB#OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be#Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON#SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub#lic had to say.... ok Now bye
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i want ice cream. do i get ice cream.
#pros: yayyy ice cream :D will make me happy. its nondairy so i dont have to worry about that#cons: despite being almost an entire legal adult (with a history of Eating Issues) my parents still heavily control what im allowed to eat#therefore i am not allowed to eat ice cream. and my mom will probably hear me in the kitchen and freezer and Know.#and even if she doesnt say anything to me she will Know.#also idk maybe the sugar will keep me up#boycritter et al#anyways it was always insane to me when people casually mention having ice cream#like??? you guys have ICE CREAM??? in your HOUSE???? that you are allowed to eat WHENEVER YOU WANT????#the ONLY reason we have it is bc i was sick
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you ever love a song so much you wanna put it in a blender and chug the remains. like listening to this is not enough. i need this song inside of my body
#music#song#i literally dont know what to tag this with#this is about the sleep token song this night does not belong to god btw#or sugar#or jaws#or literally any sleep token song i CANNOT GET OVER THEM#its like not okay i listened to 1.2k minutes LAST MONTH ALONE im not even a little bit normal about them#i fucking found them through TMBTE like. 5 months ago. and theyve been my top band ever since
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lying here in bed and thinking abt how alienated out i feel in the cookie run fandom. and then theres a polish sitcom playing in the background from a different room.
#mostly like. i feel so alienated out for like. having such different views of chars.#dark choco is a char i find myself to relate to a lot. i see so much of myself in him.#and yet. i cant get fully interested and that makes me feel. am i even a true fan of his character#if my interpretation is so vastly different from the fandoms#and how his kingdom is probably my least favourite out of all the ancients' kingdoms#for how i feel like ppl and the narrative tend to forget how dark cacaos kingdom is so flawed.#like the whole “no sweet meals” thing. i am not talking abt irl influences and how it impacts the presentation of the kingdom but more like#i feel like ppl tend to perfectionize dark cacao kingdom while ignoring a ton of systematic issues in it.#then theres my opinion on hollyberry. i love her. shes my favourite ancient. but i wish we got a more serious storyline with her#im not all catched up on the lore but i just wish rlly wish we got more of the hollyberry kingdom. and see holly display a wider range of-#-emotions.#i hope the eternal sugar update will get us some hollyberry kingdom angst because i need some more serious characterization for her that r-#-not just snippets#then theres. white lily. i feel like im the only person who liked the fact white lily got her own kingdom and was split into two versions.#it DID come out of nowhere but like. i feel like its sort of more interesting than just white lily being fully DE?#her update was a fiasco with how shadow milk stole the show that was meant to be hers.#but like. so many of my opinions are different than the fandoms that i just cant help but feel like an intruder sometimes#i dont want to sound like a pick me or someone who thinks they r special for being different. because im not.#i do not like this feeling. but i needed to be open abt it ig#cookie chat#theres also like. the lack of proper characterization for carrow besides “good loyal soldier”.#that annoys me as hell too#fyi i DO NOT hate dark cacao kingdom to be clear. i love it a ton. the cultural influences are so interesting and i love the setting.#i just wish ppl didnt brush off a lot of systematic flaws abt it.
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"You saved me so I can kill you", "my wretch of a wife", and "30 seconds" all happened in this series, yet y'all cry divorce on the ranchers.
#and i dont mean this in a 'theyre secretly cuddling between sessions uwu' way#i mean all their interactions have been at most silly at least completely neutral#yall act like theyre bitterly trying to murder each other in every scene theyve been in together#like the one time they ever dealt damage to the other wasnt immediately followed by an apology#the fh people are still out here even after the entirety of dl and 24l so far and yall are here acting like ranchers is made of sugar glass#team rancher#if you like angst thats fine but theres so many post crying that its all over#or acting like its a struggle#you dont need copium when they havent even done anything#sorry but every other duo gets a dramatic devastating moment to point to for why theyre divorced#and the worst ranchers get is 'if we ever 1v1 i could totally beat you anyways running away now' for people to act just as devastated#sorry im super salty this week#and just tired of rancher tags being walls of 'the world is ending and theres no recovery'
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#absolutely obsessed with morgan buying a coffee and throwing it out without drinking it#just so he has an excuse to get into a queue with a Pretty Woman.#and to reiterate its not a situation where he like. chugs it real quick and then tosses it. no.#i dont think theres even coffee IN the cup yet when he tosses it. he's putting sugar(?) in it when he spots jordan#its made so much funnier to me by the fact that he doesnt drink it#its not “so either you love bad coffee or...” but “so either you love PAYING FOR bad coffee or...”#sorry this is probably only funny to me. ill shut up now#i dont blame him though. women...#jordan todd#derek morgan#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s04e05#catching out#criminal minds 4x5#my gifs#sorry not great ones#for some reason it's harder when the scene is already well-lit lol
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No one likes disgustingly sweet treats like they used too, it feels lonely in the kitchen.
#i used to bake some STUFF#now i just know most people think most cakes and cookies are too sweet and im already being careful about that#bc the recipes really add too much sugar its sickening. but even a normal amount ppl dont like it anymore idk#nana is posting#cupbreak
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why does everything have so much sugar in it. why does everything have to be so fucking sweet. where is the flavor. i would like to be able to taste the flavor. did you actually put any flavor in this or did you just put more fucking sugar
#trying to drink soda after switching to mostly drinking seltzer is so. its so bad. its so fucking bad!! it doesnt need to be this sweet!!!#you could put like HALF as much sweetener in this & it would taste BETTER#& i hate when its like ohhhh less sugar!! & then u look & they just replaced half of it with something ELSE#fucking stevia sucralose aspartame xylitol whatever the FUCK else im SICK OF IT#like when its an ENTIRE REPLACEMENT for ppl who NEED to limit their sugar thats one thing. i can accept that#but why are you putting that shit in something that ALREADY HAS SUGAR IN IT!!! JUST PUT LESS!!! JUST MAKE IT LESS SWEET IM FUCKING BEGGING#I DONT WANT TO SUBSTITUTE THE EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUGAR FOR SOMETHING ELSE I WANT IT TO NOT BE THAT SWEET AT ALL#the ONLY ones who have understood this that i have found is chobani with their ''less sugar'' yogurt#no sugar substitutes no other sweeteners they just reduced the amount of sugar they put in it & its SO GOOD. I CAN ACTUALLY TASTE IT#IT DOESNT MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL DISGUSTING AFTER I EAT IT. I DONT FEEL LIKE I NEED TO IMMEDIATELY BRUSH MY TEETH#like listen ok i think sugar is GOOD it has its place but WHYYYY does there need to be like. 3x more of it than any other ingredient#begging pleading for a soda that has even like HALF the amount of sugar as is typical NO SUBSTITUTIONS JUST LESS PLEASE GOD
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I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what
#i hate when people try to get me to drink coffee by being like try this one its mostly sugar you can't even taste the coffee#i literally can taste the coffee in things that are stored next to coffee beans for a prolonged period of time#several people have tested me by tricking me into drinking something with trace amounts of coffee and i can always taste it#and its fucking disgusting#i hate the smell also. when i worked at starbucks i had a terrible time. i couldnt even drink our smoothies bc the mix was stored w coffee#and i could taste it in the smoothie. everyone thought i was insane but once they gave me 2 samples of smoothie#one from a brand new mix and one that had been sitting with the coffee beans for a long time. and i knew which was which#without being told. and they finally believed me lmao#i will never forget this one time i accidentally switched mine and my friend's and drink (soda and iced coffee)#and took a huge sip of iced white chocolate mocha with caramel (i also dont like white chocolate and caramel!)#and almost threw up. i had to seriously fight to swallow it bc i knew if i spit it out in my friends car he'd fucking kill me#i was like well in case you were wondering i still hate coffee
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thinking about them 🤒 originally i didnt have spite on it but i thought it would be funny to have his levels all the way up and then was like what the hell sure ill include him in other places. he loves rook too! in his own spirit way. some things dont really apply but its interesting that the things that do are mostly the same as fox... much to think about
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#they make me start shaking and foaming at the mouth#ive gone through the entirety of the rook/lucanis/spite tag on ao3 🥴 we laughed we cried we had many epiphanies#i also had a moment bc i was thinking about what kind of handwriting lucanis would have#initially i was thinking something a little.. not messy but sort of rushed. still clearly legible and precise but slanted#but i know caterina would not let him have even remotely messy penmanship and was like ough.....#i still dont think its quite right but im working with what i have and all my fonts are a mess i need to organize them#oc stuff#fox de riva#x: sugar on the rim
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actually im kinda happy with it lol probably because ive given up quite some time ago but yknow. its not that serious.
#thank ye gods of mediocre adult animation shows for doing everything in your might to de-twinkify him i appreciate it 🙏#they gave my man a moustache AND a sugar mommy#insane. ill take it!#if i had a nickel for every time i fixated on an evil little dude with a moustache and a sugar mommy... two nickels indeed#and that's before i even knew he had either of those! its like i have a sixth sense for this lol#hazbin leaks#tagging just in case#anyway i am kinda disappointed they're taking the sillygoofy way out about it when the huge great evil drama had been so heavily hinted at#but they would have fucked it up anyway so all in all i think this was the best Other way out. AND the song slaps. im happy honestly#anyway time to get into something serious again but ngl its kinda fun obsessing over something thats like. still a work in progress.#i dont get that often. fun! just shameless entertainment! (well not completely shameless but oh well. a little shame is good for the soul)#pity they seemed to have dumbed him down and not in a pilot!alastor way but oh well. ive survived worse shit done to my blorbos 💁♀️#wish we could have just have him stay Actually Fucking Evil and yknow. also Actually Scary. i miss his pilot self every day#but like hey. whatever. we just vibin. the version of this show that exists in my head only is soooo good and ive made peace with it already#the actual show is more like a parody of it and its fine. just give me simple music that slaps and some good voice acting and we good
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