#and took a huge sip of iced white chocolate mocha with caramel (i also dont like white chocolate and caramel!)
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I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what
#i hate when people try to get me to drink coffee by being like try this one its mostly sugar you can't even taste the coffee#i literally can taste the coffee in things that are stored next to coffee beans for a prolonged period of time#several people have tested me by tricking me into drinking something with trace amounts of coffee and i can always taste it#and its fucking disgusting#i hate the smell also. when i worked at starbucks i had a terrible time. i couldnt even drink our smoothies bc the mix was stored w coffee#and i could taste it in the smoothie. everyone thought i was insane but once they gave me 2 samples of smoothie#one from a brand new mix and one that had been sitting with the coffee beans for a long time. and i knew which was which#without being told. and they finally believed me lmao#i will never forget this one time i accidentally switched mine and my friend's and drink (soda and iced coffee)#and took a huge sip of iced white chocolate mocha with caramel (i also dont like white chocolate and caramel!)#and almost threw up. i had to seriously fight to swallow it bc i knew if i spit it out in my friends car he'd fucking kill me#i was like well in case you were wondering i still hate coffee
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