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got some valentines stuff on clearance and tried one of the queen anne milk chocolate cordial cherries
i swallowed it instead of spitting it back out because i paid for it and that is the only reason why
had to cut up and eat an apple to feel human again and there was literal relief after the first bite of apple washed away a large amount of the lingering sensation of the torture device that called itself a ‘confection’
#im sorry my beloved fruit i strayed from the light into darkness#me: yeah me and large quantities of sugar don’t get along well i don’t understand how people can drink soda and stuff all the time#also me: -voluntarily imbibes one of the sweetest confections known to mankind-#-hates it viscerally-#-surprised pikachu-#its not even that i dont like sugar#its a combination of sensitive ass stomach that gets queasy at the drop of a hat#and sugar very quickly becomes overstimulating for me#coming out to my Halloween routine as a kid being to happily sort through my spoils#eat a few things#then give the rest to my parents#im okay with reeses now but as a kid the kick in the teeth from the sugar of the peanut butter#was WAY too much for my tiny mouth#LOATHED them#it was way too much sweet all at once#sensory overload disguised as candy#which is my current opinion of what i just ate#that i can still taste in the back of my mouth a whole apple later
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feel free to put location/area in the tags
#camera talks#genuinely wondering cuz i've heard a few versions and i want to know how other people learned :)#for the record im from new england and learned never eat soggy waffles#sorry if i missed popular sayings or if people just dont say these#i looked things up <3
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big boss and big challenges
#(he does Not eat big challenges! instead they become buddies and snake uses him as a hat)#anyway another flipnote thing bc it's so nice to just scribble on my dsi in bed#vvveeeeryyy scribbly xD i think it'll take a few tries before i can rly figure out how to draw snake#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs3#big boss#big challenges#sanrio#the void given form
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*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)
#house md#hate crimes md#text post#amber volakis#honestly this could apply to other women in the show…#think about park right…#people eat up awkward guys. but god FORBID a woman be awkward#i genuinely don’t understand the amber hate#like it is literally SPOON. FED. to the audience that she’s supposed to be a female house#NOW. that doesn’t mean her entire character should be boiled down to this concept#i also don’t like you if you view amber SOLELY as female house#you guys just don’t get her like i do#(some of you do though and i love you for that)#anyway sorry for the tag rambling but this is a AMBER VOLAKIS FANPAGE#i would say i’m an amber apologist but she did LITERALLY nothing wrong#…other than a few things but otherwise she’s literally an angel
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Lisbeth and her bag of tricks...
#lisbeth salander#the girl with the dragon tattoo#my art#once every few weeks I remember that the Fincher film will never get a sequel and I proceed to break every piece of furniture in my house#The Girl Who Played with Fire was / is my favorite book in the trilogy so it's even more painful#all...I wanted...was to see Niedermann hallucinate dragon Lisbeth....eating Zalenchenko's corpse....#among other things that take place in the book but mostly That.
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welcome to the world
#crowcraft#dc#kon el#superboy#so many ideas for the tube exit#I KNOW this isn’t how it happened but let me have this. I have things I think about and art is how I get them out before they eat me#this one’s about the moments of dazed confusion. he’d never even felt AIR before do you ever think about that. I think about that all the t#how strange would it be to Know so many things without having experienced them#the few seconds of disconnect here. his brain is firing all his knowledge and a startup ‘hello world’ sequence#but he’s never FELT. ANYTHING before#conner kent#so many strange sensations before it clicks as a ‘huh. so this is air. this is breathing this is thinking this is seeing hearing smelling-‘#ETC. sure babies do this but babies can’t remember shit#IDKK. I JUST THINK AHOUT IT A LOT
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their actual colors
#transformers#merformers#au#optimus prime#megatron#art#yet another instance of 'im going to doodle something silly' that turns into a fully rendered thing#i think both are territorial but op asks questions first and Acts later. whereas megs Bites first and if they survive then asks questions#so like. regular megatron but possibly angrier. if that's Even possible#and op has a shorter temper but is overall very nice and kind :3 she likes to bite megs and likes to play fight a little too rough#probably a few of those scars are bc she bit megs too hard#unrelated thought but if they hunt fish and the fish are also mechs i don't think they would eat the Metal. i think they would rip out thei#Fuel tank and drink the energon. or bite the neck and drink the energon that spills? idk#would they be able to transform into Bipeds to walk on land .. do they transform into Fish (or shark in megs' case)?#can they do both? are they triple changers? if they are do they just choose to remain underwater for practicality#and because megatron is Disgusted by the 'land' mechs? would she hate them as much as her counterparts hate organics#too many questions too little brain (personally) . i just go hehe fishy blub blub
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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Well I said I was gonna do a proper advertisement... Shop link! There are new items in old listings too, like the ESMP1 Jizzie, take a look!
ALSO IF YOU ARE A MUTUAL ORDERING PLEASE TELL ME
#I put a lot of effort into this but Im still. very self conscious to tag merch of all things. Um I'll do a few maintags ok. Don't eat me#I need money to eat </3#trafficblr#rendog#goodtimeswithscar#smallishbeans#ok thats all. Im scared now#video#idk how to filter this to my blog either so uh#tubby art
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How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.
i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#CAUSE LIIIKEE i want to keep SOMEE elements of the headmaster look obviously#i like its design intent. or how i see its design anyway idfk .... idk what im sayin im sleepy#just gotta. throw a few more things on there .... maybe... again i dont know 😔#the bigass M just makes me think of megaman gigamix i cant even lie#having/wanting to keep this as a one piece/leotard with that big ass m is probablyl whats stumping me if im so tbh#for some reason the lack of 'underwear' and helmet really is doing a lot for it Not feeling like magneto#the helmet i get Thats His Symbol ATP but the underwear ..... girl idk Strong Man or something like that#its just awkward because headmaster magneto is Supposed to be more tame or . 'domesticated' i guess vjALKE#not less powerful but he shouldnt be as intimidating/outwardly powerful if. that makes sense???#the first thought seeing him shouldnt be 'hes going to stomp me to death' it should be. Not That LKVJAEKj#BUT AT LEAAASSST in the back of the mind being likek 'he could probably stomp me to death'#SOME power but not to a threatening degree idfk what im saying my TUMMY IS RUMBLIGN AGAIN#what did i eat todasy. i ate like five hot pockets today thats what i ate. and some grapes#idk im tired. maybe ill try this again down the line#anyway enjoy if you can. saturday is upon us which means i can DOODLE AGAIN
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he watched a show and he HAS to talk about it
#i cannot be normal about post-trimax anything#its 6 in the morning. vash didnt get any sleep and smoked a pack during the few hours he was alone in his room staring out of his window#meryl is there to help him and force him to at least get out of his room and eat and drink some water and stop thinking about the past#they also kiss maybe#for good measure#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun maximum#trigun fanart#meryl stryfe#my art#vashmeryl#vamery#vash wears the cross as a reminder not as a religious thing. if u even care
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There’s actually some wonderful terrible parallels between the way Kabru evaluates Laios and how the Winged Lion evaluates Laios and the Lion KNOWS this and lowkey points it out in canon and Kabru hates it so much he fully leaves the conversation.
Do you think this keeps him up at night sometimes.
#I didn’t fully realize how much the lion is talking to Kabru there until a few rereads of the chapter. and how it instantly makes him leave#it’s not some grand callout of his true nature to be clear just. interesting. and I feel like it’s the kind of thing that might stick#in his head and eat away at him a little :) sometimes :)
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Where on the spectrum does your breeding kink fall for you, personally? Is it purely a matter of size, as in do you want to be filled with dozens of babies just to grow even bigger, or is it separate from the feedism and is more realistic?
not necessarily separate, but definitely more realistic 🫣 being totally honest, i’m not really into non-realistic stuff at all. for feedism, i don’t enjoy the concept of rapid/instant/magic wg like you see around a lot.
for breeding, the same thing sorta applies… dozens of babies seems silly to me and not at all hot, though fantasizing abt twins is nice.. even if it doesn’t run in my family 😔 with the weight gain aspect, i like the idea of steadily getting bigger. if i want 3 kids—i’d want to be that mom that just can’t ever seem to lose the baby weight. i want whispers about why my husband even bothers knocking me up when i’m 400lbs, is he into that? do i somehow get bigger between pregnancies, too??
anyways. i like the intricacies!! it also just seems more intimate that way??
#there’s so many tropes in wg fiction i also can’t stand#i don’t like when the person gets to like. thousands of pounds it’s just dumb#or they put on like 100lbs in a few months#not realistic enough!!!!#and for breeding. quality over quantity :3#let me milk that ‘eating for two’ thing pls#talk#ask
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Two young knights
#TeuTemp sketch :)#shoutout to the like two teutemp fans out there they are so cute#Love the few interactions they have in the manga wish there was more 😔#be the character interaction you want to see in the world#I wanna do more fanart of these two I love em#me: I hate armor so much#also me: continues to draw exclusively fantasy medieval characters#everyone look at my two little knight bois#I like to imagine sometimes they get to act like kids during trade markets and stuff and run around looking at things and eating sweets#fated to end in tragedy :)#the dialogue in my head was like#Gilbert: the hell are you lookin at?!#Gabriel: be nice Gil ^^#I’ve seen so many names for Knights Templar#I like Gabriel and Hadrian and also maybe Salomon the most#historical hetalia#hetalia fanart#hetalia#teutemp#aph teutonic knights#aph knights templar#hws prussia#aph prussia#hws knights templar#gilbert beilschmidt#digital art#my art#commissions open#artists on tumblr#fanart
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feelin kinda sad so eating an obscene amount of pasta
#YukiPri rambles#it's nothing serious#just have had a stream of unfortunate disappointments#nothing major and each time i'm like well ok that could have been worse and i'm glad it wasn't#but the cumulative result is just me kinda feeling droopy inside despite trying to continue lookin chipper outside#'wilted' i think is best descriptor for me rn#trying to tell myself that retail therapy isn't the answer here#In case folks are curious#the disappointments are:#1) dad was in a car accident and no one was hurt but gave me a huge scare#2) was given a day off at work in exchange for working a weekend and was looking forward to both#but they asked me last minute nevermind come in instead and i had to cancel all the plans i'd made and couldn't reschedule#3) movie i wanted to see on said day off is no longer playing in local theaters so it's either convince mum to drive an hour or give up#4) had an afternoon tea planned with mum and her friends and was looking forward to it for a month and only eating out this month#had reservations and outfit picked out and everything#but then a few days before landlord scheduled repairs for that day and wouldn't listen when we said we had plans#so i stayed home so mum could go and i'm glad she could go but sad#5) went to work this morning and there'd been a flood in the office from a customer leaving the bathroom sink running#and the torrent of water came down on my desk specifically ruining all of my books/personal stuff#i got reimbursed but it's just really sad bc some of those things were free/gifts that i can't get back and i hate throwing out books#especially ones i never got to read but they were completely drenched through and unsalvageable...#6) had an outing planned this weekend i was really looking forward to but we probably can't go bc weather is bad#i think there were a few others but that's most of the big ones#i am wilted and just want to curl up and not move
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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.
#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together#and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn#they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th#UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there#and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe#ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in#death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is#unwarranted#anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday#they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but#alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually#OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW#i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident#....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant
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