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got some valentines stuff on clearance and tried one of the queen anne milk chocolate cordial cherries
i swallowed it instead of spitting it back out because i paid for it and that is the only reason why
had to cut up and eat an apple to feel human again and there was literal relief after the first bite of apple washed away a large amount of the lingering sensation of the torture device that called itself a âconfectionâ
#im sorry my beloved fruit i strayed from the light into darkness#me: yeah me and large quantities of sugar donât get along well i donât understand how people can drink soda and stuff all the time#also me: -voluntarily imbibes one of the sweetest confections known to mankind-#-hates it viscerally-#-surprised pikachu-#its not even that i dont like sugar#its a combination of sensitive ass stomach that gets queasy at the drop of a hat#and sugar very quickly becomes overstimulating for me#coming out to my Halloween routine as a kid being to happily sort through my spoils#eat a few things#then give the rest to my parents#im okay with reeses now but as a kid the kick in the teeth from the sugar of the peanut butter#was WAY too much for my tiny mouth#LOATHED them#it was way too much sweet all at once#sensory overload disguised as candy#which is my current opinion of what i just ate#that i can still taste in the back of my mouth a whole apple later
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welcome to the world
#crowcraft#dc#kon el#superboy#so many ideas for the tube exit#I KNOW this isnât how it happened but let me have this. I have things I think about and art is how I get them out before they eat me#this oneâs about the moments of dazed confusion. heâd never even felt AIR before do you ever think about that. I think about that all the t#how strange would it be to Know so many things without having experienced them#the few seconds of disconnect here. his brain is firing all his knowledge and a startup âhello worldâ sequence#but heâs never FELT. ANYTHING before#conner kent#so many strange sensations before it clicks as a âhuh. so this is air. this is breathing this is thinking this is seeing hearing smelling-â#ETC. sure babies do this but babies canât remember shit#IDKK. I JUST THINK AHOUT IT A LOT
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#camera talks#genuinely wondering cuz i've heard a few versions and i want to know how other people learned :)#for the record im from new england and learned never eat soggy waffles#sorry if i missed popular sayings or if people just dont say these#i looked things up <3
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big boss and big challenges
#(he does Not eat big challenges! instead they become buddies and snake uses him as a hat)#anyway another flipnote thing bc it's so nice to just scribble on my dsi in bed#vvveeeeryyy scribbly xD i think it'll take a few tries before i can rly figure out how to draw snake#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs3#big boss#big challenges#sanrio#the void given form
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*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (iâm not.)
#house md#hate crimes md#text post#amber volakis#honestly this could apply to other women in the showâŚ#think about park rightâŚ#people eat up awkward guys. but god FORBID a woman be awkward#i genuinely donât understand the amber hate#like it is literally SPOON. FED. to the audience that sheâs supposed to be a female house#NOW. that doesnât mean her entire character should be boiled down to this concept#i also donât like you if you view amber SOLELY as female house#you guys just donât get her like i do#(some of you do though and i love you for that)#anyway sorry for the tag rambling but this is a AMBER VOLAKIS FANPAGE#i would say iâm an amber apologist but she did LITERALLY nothing wrong#âŚother than a few things but otherwise sheâs literally an angel
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Lisbeth and her bag of tricks...
#lisbeth salander#the girl with the dragon tattoo#my art#once every few weeks I remember that the Fincher film will never get a sequel and I proceed to break every piece of furniture in my house#The Girl Who Played with Fire was / is my favorite book in the trilogy so it's even more painful#all...I wanted...was to see Niedermann hallucinate dragon Lisbeth....eating Zalenchenko's corpse....#among other things that take place in the book but mostly That.
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with the hiatus ending in less than a month i'm casting the dice for kuro finale predictions. a lot of this is based on the manga's narrative style, as well as season one's ending (which, though yana didn't write it, she DID give the production team input). place your bets now!
the manor burns down again. partial credit for Something burning down because yana loves a full circle moment
elizabeth lives and is instrumental for some part of the climax, i.e. crashing out at o!ciel (it's what he deserves).
elizabeth inherits the title of guard dog and maybe funtom. girlboss!
sebastian gets badly injured or nearly dies. i think he needs to suffer a little more (endearing)
the phantomhives' killer is someone we've already met. that's murder mystery ground rule number one baby
bonus points if queen victoria did it! she's the only known character who i can piece together a viable motive for
madam red makes a harrowing return as a bizarre doll
undertaker is a red herring villain BUT knows who orchestrated the phantomhives' murders and/or tried to prevent it from happening. isn't telling o!ciel because that would mean satisfying the contract.
said contract is concluded
r!ciel is definitely dying again. let the kid rest man
tentatively theorizing that rachel phantomhive will be important to the murder reveal in some way. we've seen a lot of vincent thus far and it's suspicious that rachel, who parallels elizabeth in visuals, emotional intelligence, AND moral uprightness hasn't had her moment yet
#and if a few of these happen to align with my personal biases towards storytelling#well!#what can i say#actually what i can say is that i will riot if sebastian doesn't get to eat ciel's soul#poor guy has been going through it he deserves a snack#also i have not a clue how sieglinde or soma or any of the reapers will fit into this#there are so many reoccurring characters whose arcs need to be wrapped up#i have a faint idea of sieglinde's role in the conclusion (children being groomed by adults for selfish purposes) but like.#will she be there for the climax? unsure#black butler#kuroshitsuji#ciel phantomhive#sebastian michaelis#elizabeth midford#o!ciel#r!ciel#undertaker#vincent phantomhive#rachel phantomhive#manga#anime#theory#im starting to consider getting into video essays because i have so many things to say it'd be impossible to fit them into a textpost
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been thinking about these two lines for a bit:
"You really gave up a potentially tranquil eternity- for your friend?"
"After seeing that, let me ask you, is that a person who belongs in hell?"
and I've been sort of just wondering what it was that made Charles change the topic that way. Obviously, to persuade the Night Nurse to help Charles get Edwin, but just... why? there were plenty of other ways he could have dropped it in the conversation beyond moving the question from "why did you give up heaven?" to "why does he deserve hell?" and I guess I've come to the conclusion that this is his way of saying "he did not deserve hell and he is all the heaven I need" and I. hhgghhgkrgasdlgoasd. I love them they're so tragic and stupid.
#I LOVE THEM#my little dead duo#yeah um I've had this draft for a few days and I kind of forgot the original thing that I wanted to say BUT#whatever#this is close enough ig#I have been obsessing over them for too long#I think somebody needs to sedate me#why eat or sleep or be a human when you could instead go into endless spirals about two boys who have been dead for decades#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#the night nurse
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the facts:
katara was born in the southern hemisphere (SWT)
azula was born in the northern hemisphere (FN)
in a few of the ATLA supplementary materials, they claim that benders tend to be born during the season associated with their element
if the season is important for avatar-world spirituality, then it follows that being born on an auspicious or otherwise spiritual day could foretell a bender's potential for being especially prodigious
summer in the fire nation would be at the same time as winter in the southern water tribe
conclusion:
azula and katara could (and should!) share a birthday (the solstice)
#particularly they'd share a birthday during the avatar and the firelord episode#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#azula#i love narrative foils. and mirrors. and other such things#aang would SURELY be an equinox baby.#assuming aang was born in the WAT he'd be a NH autumn equinox baby. EAT would be SH autumn equinox baby#i prefer him to be born at the eastern air temple... this puts his birthday in the show around âthe chaseâ#toph and bumi are both spring equinox babies but toph is NH and bumi is SH#so. actually. aang and toph should share a birthday too :)#i bet the FN royal family purposefully plan to have their kids in the summer. azula was lucky and was born on the solstice#but following this headcanon i think zuko was a premie and was born in the late spring instead :P#adds context to âlucky to be bornâ too#hummingbird chirp#in case anyone reads these tags. toph and bumi are both from the SH#i thought gaoling was wayyy closer to ba sing se then it actually is đ#which doesnt actually disprove any of my points aside from aang and toph no longer sharing a bday#i think sokka should also be a SH autumn baby. so he turns 16 during book 2#mayb early spring. not on the equinox but maybe a few weeks after it#whereas zuko is like. laaaate spring.
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Imogen Temult you will live in my brain forever what if You were born to parents who loved you but not enough and you grew up in a town that held you at arms length for the power you were cursed born with so you clutched at that power instead but it never filled you just made you ache with the emptiness they left you with.
And then you meet a woman just like you whoâs been so lonely and empty and cold for so so long and you hold her hand and think maybe youâre enough for each other maybe this is what youâve been searching for all along and then thereâs a whole group of people who you grow to love and who love you but at the same time thereâs still that storm inside you, a howling raging emptiness that only seems to grow as you get stronger and itâs calling you. It holds your mother in its grasp as bait and you know itâs a trap but youâve been starving for her love all your life so you go to her over and over again, canât help yourself from trying to gorge on the crumbs of affection she gives despite the warnings from your friends.
It works and you save her but now youâre confronted with that starving entity that lives inside you birthed you cursed you is you and itâs threatening your friends while still calling to you like itâs home so you take it into you. And at first its hunger is so much stronger than yours and youâre consumed instead but then. Well. Youâre alone in a void with the remnants of a god and your friends are in danger and youâre powerless but maybe you donât have to be. Youâre a predator too as you consume the remnants of a god and tilt your head at the next one. Youâre a predator too you think as you stare up at the gargantuan form of the hunger that raised you and claim it for your own, take it into you like maybe this will finally satisfy you.
Now youâre stumbling out from the battles that nearly killed you coming face to face with the people who are supposed to be on your side (youâre supposed to be One Of Them why can they never See That ) and theyâre afraid of you. They look at you and see something Wrong in you but this time youâre strong enough. This time they have to listen to you because this time youâre finally full of enough power to make them understand.
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#imogen temult#do you get it. do you understand.#sheâs the daughter of the godeater sheâs been a predator all her life whoâs been starved since birth#sorry I think itâs hot when women do crazyinsane things in media I think she should get to eat a few more gods#as a treat.#rahh Imogen daughter of three absentee parents suddenly told sheâs the most important person in the world#sheâs so fun Iâm rotating her in my head like the microwave
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Well I said I was gonna do a proper advertisement... Shop link! There are new items in old listings too, like the ESMP1 Jizzie, take a look!
ALSO IF YOU ARE A MUTUAL ORDERING PLEASE TELL ME
#I put a lot of effort into this but Im still. very self conscious to tag merch of all things. Um I'll do a few maintags ok. Don't eat me#I need money to eat </3#trafficblr#rendog#goodtimeswithscar#smallishbeans#ok thats all. Im scared now#video#idk how to filter this to my blog either so uh#tubby art
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Question cuz ik my cats are picky, what's Hector's favorite flavor so far, turkey, salmon, tuna, chicken, etc
Hmmm I think she's more picky about brands to be honest? She does like tuna the best I think, hates chicken from Sheba but was okay with chicken from whiskas, liked mackarel enough. There isn't as much variety in kitten food vs adult food so those are the only flavors I've tried so far, might try letting her taste others though in the future. Mostly cause royal canin is pretty expensive. For treats she will eat anything as long as it comes in the tube thing. Dunno what flavor royal canin is but that's what we're going with now, a mix of wet and some dry food
#wolfy tedtalks#i know whiskas is bad n all but it was the only thing she'd eat for tje first few days#hectrawr
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Every day Iâm haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if itâs filtered somehow thereâs no way itâs not still nasty đ Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but theyâre nasty#itâs funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where theyâre a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#canât blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot thatâs prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years đ#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then đ#theyâre all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isnât disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% thatâs part of why they didnât mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and theyâre teenage boys like thatâs a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home đ#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#Aprilâs immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikeyâs probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so heâs clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that heâs just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but itâs not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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The past JD ex's who got back together with him club. I feel like they'd have a lot to talk about
Freesia is @zivazivc
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls band together#ive been thinking about her recently#ao i had to draw her XD#theres a few other creators whose characters im itching to draw#so when i get the chamce its so pver for you guys#but anyway#i love freesias design#idk how exactly these two would fully interact#their reasons for breaking up with JD are very different#Jade left due to the fact that the stress of the band and his family was obviously taking a toll on their relationship#lile he wasnt letting her help him and pushing her away#and she didnt want to get in the way of him trying to achieve his dream and fixing things with his family#so they split due to that#and then Freesia left due to JD having to parent his siblings and she did not sign up to be their mom#their JDs would be very different as well if we go by the n2 au where Jades JD came back after 2 years#while Freesias was gone for 20#also Jade is eating one of Freesias famous brownies#and she is loving it#anyway#hope you guys enjoy#teehee#also i did accidentally make jades head a lil too big#but ive made my bed so i will lie in it
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How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didnât feel like⌠Erik.
i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#CAUSE LIIIKEE i want to keep SOMEE elements of the headmaster look obviously#i like its design intent. or how i see its design anyway idfk .... idk what im sayin im sleepy#just gotta. throw a few more things on there .... maybe... again i dont know đ#the bigass M just makes me think of megaman gigamix i cant even lie#having/wanting to keep this as a one piece/leotard with that big ass m is probablyl whats stumping me if im so tbh#for some reason the lack of 'underwear' and helmet really is doing a lot for it Not feeling like magneto#the helmet i get Thats His Symbol ATP but the underwear ..... girl idk Strong Man or something like that#its just awkward because headmaster magneto is Supposed to be more tame or . 'domesticated' i guess vjALKE#not less powerful but he shouldnt be as intimidating/outwardly powerful if. that makes sense???#the first thought seeing him shouldnt be 'hes going to stomp me to death' it should be. Not That LKVJAEKj#BUT AT LEAAASSST in the back of the mind being likek 'he could probably stomp me to death'#SOME power but not to a threatening degree idfk what im saying my TUMMY IS RUMBLIGN AGAIN#what did i eat todasy. i ate like five hot pockets today thats what i ate. and some grapes#idk im tired. maybe ill try this again down the line#anyway enjoy if you can. saturday is upon us which means i can DOODLE AGAIN
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he watched a show and he HAS to talk about it
#i cannot be normal about post-trimax anything#its 6 in the morning. vash didnt get any sleep and smoked a pack during the few hours he was alone in his room staring out of his window#meryl is there to help him and force him to at least get out of his room and eat and drink some water and stop thinking about the past#they also kiss maybe#for good measure#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun maximum#trigun fanart#meryl stryfe#my art#vashmeryl#vamery#vash wears the cross as a reminder not as a religious thing. if u even care
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