#well!

[weidli]

[ID: gun. /end ID]

🤣 this would kill a medieval peasant

[gunthermunch]

its bluma season

[mcondance]

the nasty freak, he’s lost the little care for cover he had cause you came to this party dressed as ghostface. as him. and what a sight you are, donning a cloak like the one he has in his closet at home. you aren’t the only one dressed up as him, but it’s you. “dressed up like a fuckin’ killer,” he murmurs against your lips, his cock dragging inside you, lithe fingers splayed over your chin and neck. he’s all over you, breathing hot over your face as ruts into you, pulls his hips back just to slide right back in. his elation is palpable, giggles and excitement radiating from him like he’s not balls deep inside you. bunching the thick fabric of your costume up in his hands as he slams his hips against yours, rough and excited, he indulges in it, revels in your unknowing imitation. “what if i was him? huhh? ld’you still let me fuck you?”

and you, like the sick fuck you are, clamp down on his cock, eyes rolling back, a lecherous rasp forcing its way out of your throat.

“you would,” stu lilts and giggles. “fuckin’ psycho,” he praises, bestowing upon you the word that he loves being heard towards his behavior. he can see the mask in the corner of his eye. a million different things run through his mind, and he plays with the idea of telling you. it makes him fuck you harder, the idea of revealing himself to you while he’s inches deep inside you, making a home for himself in your cunt.

[pierogish]

I grew a spine

[userarmyhope]

JUNGKOOK from MAP OF THE SOUL ONE CONCERT (2020)

[90108s]

is this Anything (id under the cut!)

[I.D.: A digital illustration of Lu Guang from Link Click, in the format of the “Nothing to smile about in my life” meme. From top to bottom, the post reads: “Lu Guang updated his profile picture 13 September ???? at 00:05” Below that is Lu Guang’s enlarged picture, wherein he has a blank facial expression and has bags under his eyes. He’s wearing his usual white dress shirt over a dark-grey top. The background is a murky blue. Below that is a “Like” or blue thumbs-up icon, followed by the text: “Cheng Xiaoshi, Qiao Ling, and 2 others” At the bottom is the Comments section. The first comment is Cheng Xiaoshi, who has a profile picture of him grinning widely against a yellow-orange background. The second comment is Lu Guang replying to Cheng Xiaoshi. Their conversation reads: “Cheng Xiaoshi a smile might be good Lu Guang Nothing to smile about in my life.” END I.D.]

[micotuu]

worsties!

[steveyockey]

silver: if flint or any of the men in his crew were to learn about this, my life would get significantly more complicated

max: aren't you one of the men on his crew?

silver:

[leahthedreamer]

The ISU needs to re-ban backflips for the Olympic season because not only is it ugly but the locals and four year fans are going to start insufferable discourse over it.

[loevhyuck]

[pixlokita]

Me wearing my security breach shirt for the first time: eh nobody will recognize it

Some dude at German festival: -looks at shirt for five seconds in horror-

Him: oh no… -leaves-

Me:

[paulainchains]

[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

WG: breathe, this is normal you big baby Lucas: right. right. normal. FAMILY. WG: i used the front door? Lucas: okay… WG: we all hide the keys on the same spot, blame mom. WG: you know, never check under the rug first that's the toy one, always dig a hole next to the weird rock, that's were the real key is? Lucas: yes, i know WG: see? all legal Lucas:-doni't worry, I love seeing you! i just- thought you were at Gunther's…? WG: that's old done story man, i'm on my way yo San My now. WG: thought of seeing our little booger boy while on the road today- by the way what happened to you? you're like, massive Lucas: oh i. WG: it's whatever congratulations. oh right. your phone Lucas: thanks! it's warm WG: it was under my butt Lucas: … WG: …you're expecting someone's something? Lucas: what? no WG: are you sure? look at me in the eyes Lucas Munch Lucas: knock it off.. it's… nothing. WG: fine, sure! Lucas: …stop looking at me. WG. wanna get me off your back? feed me

WG: so what do you do for fun round here? Lucas: hmm… i'd say i have the most fun with Clarita wg: who's that? new friend? Lucas: ah! she's the cow, dummy WG: really, Lucas? Lucas: what? WG: really, Lucas? Lucas: hey this is fun to me! i'm fine this way! WG: are you… saying this is all you do? Lucas: no? i also go to the market every day. mostly to grab new flowers and sell stuff. WG: well good luck with that WG: anyways, do you have any spare bucks laying around? Lucas: i knew it! WG: then why didnt you just put your money down earlier, huh? Lucas: Lucas: my coat, left pocket WG: you're the best. WG: and i swear i'll give it back by your birthday Lucas: uh huh WG: the hell. don't play smart with me WG ruffles Lucas' hair aggressively Lucas: owowowow OKAY!!!- WG: well, see you later Lukey WG: -also, say hi to Max for me Lucas: yeah sure, no biggie

Chat Max: and i thought i was messed up yknow Lucas: ahahh dont be mean to her!! or about her! Max: anyways. i need to rest ttyl Lucas: sleep well!!!!!!!!!!

sent two weeks ago

[aleksikesa]

What if I connected the nonexistent unnconnectable dots and said that night springs dlc is about the night springs video game made by evil remedy and not the night springs tv show (<-delusional)

[seasononesam]

2 Corinthians 11:14