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I feel whenever Gill sees Ishan uske background me aise main tera main tera bajne lagta hai
#😭😭😭#main tera#shubman gill#ishan kishan#ishman#like dude why would you lookat him like THAT#it's not even once or twice#and your 10ft deep gaalon ke gaddhe are not helping#missing them#kalank title track
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asking simon if he can rub your back because it aches from being hunched over a desk all day and he does... for about 30 seconds before moving down to the back of your thighs, thumbs digging into the soft flesh. your protest dies on your lips when his hands move up, kneading your arse, giving it a squeeze hard enough to pull a hiss from you.
useless man. he makes your backache worse with the spine-jarring thrusts he gives you (and with the way he loops an arm around your neck, forcing you to arch your back as he pulls you to him when he snaps his hips forward.)
#my back fr hurts just thinking about it#he would beg you to stand on his back#hop once or twice to pop it#and can't even bother to do the same with you#like just send me to a spa then damn#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader
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i feel like we as a fandom sleep on the fact that a majority of bg3 is a bunch of city people and foreigners being thrown into an unfamiliar environment and having to live there/navigate it for like a month LMAO
long treks through rain, wind, heavy sun
biting bugs
baths in freezing cold creek water
boots getting stuck in the mud
someone waking up with a snake in their tent
failed attempts at learning to hunt or locate food and everyone getting hangry
accidentally eating poisonous plants
slipping/tripping/falling over various terrains
walking through spider webs
being sticky and sweaty from the humidity
aching backs and feet
taking a wrong turn and getting lost
scary animal noises in the middle of the night
everyone smelling like mildew, B.O, and dirt (a.k.a ten cans of BOUNCE THAT ASS)
i just feel like there’s some potential here
#even if ur an outdoorsy person not being able to go indoors when youve had enough is hell#i had a week long summer camp once that changed me as a person. yhe light in my eyes was gone#and i went TWICE#if anybody has any ideas to add on to this plz do i am obsessed with this concept#bg3#bg3 headcanons#my headcanons#astarion#shadowheart#gale dekarios#wyll ravengard#karlach#lae’zel
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I will die on the hill that this deserves a place amongst rankings of the saddest quotes in Crooked Kingdom:
“You don’t understand. It was me, I caused this”
- Wylan, chapter 14, when Jesper says he wants to feed Van Eck to the vultures for what he did to Marya.
#I know I never shut up about it but the manipulation he put Wylan through is so horrifying#Wylan spent the vast majority of both books fully convinced that everything his father had done to him#had happened because he deserved it#the man tried to kill him twice before Crooked Kingdom even began#(once when he sent him away and once when he destroyed the ferolind)#and he was genuinely convinced it was his fault#“I treat you more harshly than the world will"#Van eck can go die in a hole actually#six of crows#crooked kingdom#grishaverse#leigh bardugo#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks#marya hendriks#marya van eck#jan van eck#soc meta#assorted analysis - grishaverse#six of crows fandom#grishaverse fandom
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Psych au where everything’s the same but Shawn and Gus are early early twenties and Gus is in college but Shawn keeps dragging him out of lectures and internships to solve crimes.
#it also helps because early 20’s shawn would have even worse adhd#and also he’d have that baby face to be more endearing and disarming#Gus is trying so hard to get his degree in four years#he’s trying to force Shawn into taking classes at community colleges#shawn would humor him sometimes and show up twice#once to read the syllabus and find the reading#and once to take the final and get and an A#psych#text post
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me watching the boys waiting for hughie and butcher to interact
#seriously why have they never talked#i think they’ve spoken like twice#at least they hugged once#even though butcher was just pickpocketing him and it was 6 episodes ago#the boys#the boys amazon#the boys hughie#hughie campbell#the boys butcher#william butcher#billy butcher#butchie#butcher x hughie#hughie x butcher#spreading my butchie agenda#if butcher dies so will i
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I leave the batfandom for A WEEK then come back and find out that not only jason todd is dead AGAIN but *checks notes* he died an EMBARRASSING death??? and *checks notes* HE'S ALIVE???
#JasonTodd#Jason todd#this feels like watching riverdale. I'm having a PTSD rn#this guy's dad lore will go INSANE#Dc is the netflix of comics atp#jason todd should make a commetary yt channel atp#“breaking my silence: Bruce wayne is A SLUT”#he didn't even reach to his 30s and he died TWICE?#he lived the life of a greek mythological person atp#Jason Todd would undeniably understand William afton.#he just gets him#if you're a JASON you're destined to die at least once in a decade#he's the only white who has the rightful permission to say “when i was your age”#batboys#batbros#batfam shenanigans#batman#dc red hood#jason todd#red hood#batdad#jason peter todd#under the red hood#batman 148
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With the best of your writing or drawing ability, how do you sum up Twisted Wonderland Book 1 till Book 6?
I'm so sorry to make you wait so long for such a stupid joke
#art#twisted wonderland#shockingly not really spoilers for once?#i apologize that this isn't cleverer but. it's true.#either everything is crowley's fault because he has some secret vaguely-implied diabolical plot#or everything is crowley's fault because he is a terrible terrible administrator#frankly i'm becoming increasingly convinced that this man couldn't mastermind his way out of a paper bag#this is 100% a pro-crowley post btw. i love this birdbrain.#look he's been running this school for (mumblemumble) years and everything was FINE#but you let a handful of students turn into horrible monsters and suddenly it's 'negligence' this and 'unfit for your position' that#and that's not even including when he let a teacher take the students into the woods and then hunt them for sport#...twice#like ambrose has never had to cover up a little grievous bodily harm. as if.
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poolverine doing mercenary jobs to pay rent and/or leave al's apartment and on one they find a drug deposit and smoke a fuck ton of weed to try and get absolutely wrecked but their healing factors keep sobering them up so they end up basically emptying a whole fucking warehouse
(now they keep an eye out for them in hope of finding one of something stronger)
#they mainly used a bong#wade also had an absurd amount of rolling papers on him#they don't even use filters#they probably fucked once or twice in the process#and tried to hot box the whole place#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#james howlett#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#poolverine#peanutbub#deadclaws
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Danny raises Superman au
So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.
So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.
Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).
Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#a ghost raising an alien?#what could go wrong?#clark might have a slightly warped perception of what humans are capable of#that's what could go wrong#he's in for quite the shock once he gets to metropolis#what do you mean ordinary humans can't lift tractors?#at least danny taught him how to control his strength early on#danny also taught him and there was to know about kryptonian culture#probably even cooked some kryptonian dishes from time to time#the perks of being the king of the infinite realms i suppose#clark probably knows more about krypton than kara herself#rip to her i guess#also because he has a clone for an aunt he takes to kon instantly#this is my last little side ramble and then i'm done but for all the people hating on clark no one seems to hate on kara#despite the fact that she tried to kill kon twice#purely because she thought clones were abominations#i personally feel like an interal rift in the family would be much juicer but oh well#i might be the chance i want to see about that soon#anyways i'll keep my promise and stop rambling in the tags now#hyper prompts
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"The Mechanisms were Jonathan Sims college band" and "Jon is the secret real past of Jonny D'ville" are both great takes but I present "Jon's descend into an unwilling antichirst figure is The Mecs new album and Jonny plays him in the songs because they just have very similar voices for some reason."
#tma#the magnus archives#the mechanisms#jonathan sims#jonny d'ville#the mechs singing about Jon's life and interacting with it as a way to get more of the story is fun#ashes would love to join the corrupt avatar old men group for the maniuplation#they would be in all elias and peter divorce and marriage parties#Jonny is angry that people actually call Peter capitain#he is also at all grifters bones shows#and even played with them once or twice#breakon and hope accidentally adopt the toy soldier for a while#ivy helps jon be a proper archivist#marius tries to psicoanalyse elias#jonny is also just melanies bestie#she call him better jon#brian and jon discuss what it is to be human#gunpowder tim makes a whole presentation about why blowing up the moon is cooler than blowing up some clowns and he is the better tim#he also gives weapons to Martin#ralph becames an eye avatar somehow#manuella and brian insult suns together#ashes and anabelle became besties#ashes annabelle and jude perry go to parties together#ashes also hangs with gertrude and agnes they might have helped them became a couple because they now tragic saphics is a mecs classic#nastya just chills with her girlfriend at earths orbity and accidentaly saves dark sacrifice space guy and lonely experiment guy#she also bonds with manuela they discuss about spaceships and suns#she and aurora add manuella to spicy their sex life for a bit as a friend with benefit of both
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I just realised
These are two separate outfits
THEY GET ARRESTED TWICE
#barbie#barbie 2023#not once but TWICE!#PROBABLY IN THE SAME DAY#I love this movie and it’s not even out yet
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lawlight week day 2: soulmates
#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#lawlightweek2024#for today i was playing w the idea of the chain = the red string of fate or whatever that trope is called#i also said haha i’m cool w how this is abt 15 hours ago (at the time of writing this bc i’m gonna schedule this up and pass out all day)#and then proceeded to start over and redraw this not once but twice and then moments before i snoozed off (abt 30 minutes ago)#i decided that i hated it and made more adjustments and u know what? i don’t even know if i like it lol. i think i do but i want to#do anything but look at it so idk how i feel abt it lol
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personally i think they can do 70s/80s devil's minion while keeping it so that modern dm still needs a ton of development to Work, because they both have to navigate their feelings now even if daniel gets his memories back. there's the layers of betrayal and resentment they both feel; the fact that they've been apart for decades and have gone through life since then being shaped separately; the circumstances of daniel's turning— theyre all things they still have to work through, with or without an extended history between them.
for daniel, just because he might remember what he felt back then, it doesn't mean he automatically feels the same because of it now. maybe it could even be that he doesn't remember everything all at once; only the cat and mouse game at the beginning of their relationship, or the hopelessness and ruin at the end of it, or the addiction, and for a long time that's all he can remember. maybe he remembers it all but he can't connect what he felt then to what he feels now. it doesn't have to be a switch that flips and suddenly brings back all his old feelings and erases everything else.
for armand, there's an aspect to it that he has to come to love this more experienced version of the boy he once knew, one who is extremely sharp and much better at seeing right through him, one who is not dependant on him or his blood, one who has utterly dismantled everything he was clinging onto for decades, and, now armand's turned daniel, one he can't read the mind of like he used to. even if some things have stayed the same, their entire dynamic has shifted from what was once familiar.
so, even though past dm could be an easy way to go "they were in love once so of course they'll fall in love again", i don't think that's what would happen. in my opinion them having a history would add to their present dynamic but things are so different now it's pretty much brand new territory for them going forward.
#maybe im just biased but i really think it would enhance everything because then its like#falling in love with the same person twice in distinct ways both times. yknow#and the flavour of toxicity and drama and devotion is also different. between human + vampire then fledgling + maker decades later#fear and resentment and love and desire mingling together but not in the same way in both eras#i also think more of daniel's memory being suppressed by armand would be grounds for more distrust on top of everything else#not so much daniel going 'i forgive you because i loved you once'#and at the same time a past relationship isnt gonna make armand go 'i forgive you for blowing up my current marriage and ruining everything#this isn't even mentioning the circumstances of what their final breakup mightve been like and how that affects everything#anyway tldr past dm could be used as a shortcut for modern dm but i dont think it has to be at all#iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel
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If I can't convince you that you belong in this world, then I don't know what can.
#bangel#bangeledit#buffy summers#angel btvs#btvsedit#btvs#dailybtvs#buffysource#filmtv#god what a great episode#and what a powerful moment too#she's the reason he kept on fighting and went on to help people#she's at the center of everything#just as she's been as soon as he laid eyes on her#but even more so down the road#she gave him a purpose not once but twice
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youve heard of "i was too excited writing this down i forgot some words" ADHD but have you heard of "i was too excited writing this down that i used a word twice somewhere in the same sentence and didnt even notice" ADHD
#EVERY FUCKING TIME#swear to fucking god sometimes itll be something like i use the word 'or smth' or 'idk' twice to end a sentence#despite already using it at least once or twice in the middle. and its honestly not a big deal i doubt anybody notices or even cares#but ugh. UGHHH#yapping#adhd
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