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what if you were GAY and your son ABANDONED you to move to TEXAS and a priest FLIRTS with you because you didn’t want FRUIT JUICE and you do a RISKY BUSINESS HOMAGE then your BEST FRIEND who you are IN LOVE WITH broke up with his UGLY BOYFRIEND and reinstated COUCH THEORY

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Wade, broodily: Do you think I have any chance with Logan, Al?

Althea, taking a sip of her drink: What do you think? His claws are bigger than your d*ck, Wilson.

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diversity wins! the immortal mutants disrupting your evil plan of mass destruction are queer!

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thinking about xmfc cherik getting drunk in their hotel room on the road trip and listening to music on a record player and dancing around the room and they're sloppy drunk but they're so comfortable with each other it doesn't matter. Erik feeling safe enough to let go with Charles. Erik losing control of his powers a lil and making things in the room float bc he's so happy to be with him

Bonus addition: the morning after Charles uses his telepathy to get rid of Erik's hangover

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love is blind

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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro

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silly doodles

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i need you to tell me if the word count being 8008 was intentional

i love the angry sex fics, i really do, but guys.

the looks logan gives wade post madonna handholding are nothing but full of fondness.

give me logan genuinely in love and trying his best to make wade happy and to better himself.

(would love a bit of logan trying to set wade and vanessa up because he just wants the best for wade and he thinks he isn't)

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the honda odyssey, huh?

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Ok so I liked the film

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poolverine doing mercenary jobs to pay rent and/or leave al's apartment and on one they find a drug deposit and smoke a fuck ton of weed to try and get absolutely wrecked but their healing factors keep sobering them up so they end up basically emptying a whole fucking warehouse

(now they keep an eye out for them in hope of finding one of something stronger)

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I love the dramatic, triumphant reveal that wolverine and deadpool survived the time ripper, mainly because i'm 1000% sure wade heard paradox monologuing™️ and was like "nonono hold on we have to wait for the Right Moment" and logan, who is 7 different kinds of exhausted at this point, was like "....yeah ok lol"

which leads to 2 grown ass men hiding behind a corner just waiting to ruin this british man's afternoon? logan really went from “i'll kill u with my teeth” to “yea sure i'll commit to your stupid bit” in like 2 hours, honestly what a lad

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in the next movie wade will arrive somewhere and people will be confused as to why the wolverine isn't with him and he will tell them that it was logan's turn taking mary puppins for a walk and he procrastinated it so now he'll be a little late

trust me it came to me in a dream

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put your head on my shoulder…