#it's kind of like anne hathaway's face

[maximura]

[sunnytheopossum]

MORE POLY TOTHEARK!

This was actually the first thing I planned on making for Pride Month, but I’m so unfamiliar with drawing this kind of thing (aroace who never draws ship art 🙋‍♂️), so the sketch took a long time to iron out, and I kept putting it off. Overlapping characters and headturns, man. It’s hard.

I was originally going to base the pose off of that one bisexual image of Anne Hathaway (you know the one), but I wanted this to feel more intimate than that, so I squished them closer together! There are definitely some very obvious flaws in this piece, and I decided against shading it for that reason, but I’m pleased with it overall! At the very least, it think I captured what I was going for.

Also: FINE! I hear you! I cut Brian’s hair and changed his eyes from blue to hazel, alright?! Can’t have any fun in this house >:| (/j). But for real, he’s definitely more recognizable like this, though I am probably gonna need a lot more practice with him like that before I feel confident drawing him again and seeing it as “Brian”! That hair style is hard to make look normal in my style tbh… but maybe it’s the head shape? I need to do some actual face studies of these guys sometime, I’m just over here winging it.

[kinzhae]

Sailor﹏𓊝﹏

Set in Jujutsu High, 2006, Second-Year Timeline

Gojo x Fem!Reader

Angst with no comfort.

Pls don't let this flop 💔

Spring Nights at Jujutsu High...

The spring air smelled of sakura blossoms and mischief as you sat on the rooftop of Jujutsu High's dormitories, your legs swinging over the edge. The distant hum of Tokyo's lights flickered on the horizon, a reminder of the world beyond the chaos of curses and missions. The night was quiet except for the occasional sound of laughter from the courtyard below—students blowing off steam after an especially grueling week.

And then there was Gojo.

He emerged like he always did: unbothered and obnoxiously tall, his silver hair messy from the wind. He was carrying a bag of snacks he’d likely stolen from Ijichi’s stash. Gojo’s presence was never subtle. Even before he spoke, you could feel the weight of his energy pressing against you, warm and electric.

“I knew I’d find you up here,” he said, plopping down beside you, close enough that his knee brushed yours. He unwrapped a lollipop and popped it into his mouth.

“You’re like a bad habit,” you muttered, taking a drag from the vape pen you’d smuggled into the school.

He smirked. “A habit you can’t quit.”

♡♡﹏𓊝﹏

The Way He Looked at You

He didn’t make it easy. Gojo Satoru had always been more than a little infuriating. He knew how to get under your skin, but it wasn’t just his teasing or his stupidly attractive smirk that kept you off balance. It was the way he looked at you—like you were the only thing in the world worth paying attention to.

Tonight was no different.

“You know, when you sit here like this, with the city lights behind you, you kind of look like Anne Hathaway,” he said, resting his chin on his hand as he studied your face.

You snorted. “What, from Princess Diaries?”

He grinned. “Nah, from The Devil Wears Prada. You’ve got that whole ‘too cool for this’ thing down, but with just enough softness to keep me interested.”

“Softness?” You raised an eyebrow, blowing out a cloud of vapor. “You’re imagining things.”

“Am I?” His grin widened as he leaned closer, stealing the pen from your fingers. “You wouldn’t let me sit this close if you weren’t soft on me.”

You tried to snatch it back, but he held it just out of reach, laughing when you gave up with a groan.

♡♡﹏𓊝﹏

The World Fades Away..

It wasn’t always fun and games with Gojo. When it was just the two of you, the walls he put up for everyone else seemed to crumble. You’d seen him at his most raw—after missions that went sideways, after friends were hurt or worse. Those moments made it hard to stay mad at him, no matter how much he annoyed you.

“Do you ever think about leaving?” you asked suddenly, breaking the comfortable silence.

He paused, the lollipop stick dangling from his lips. “Leaving Jujutsu High?”

You nodded.

Gojo’s smile faltered, just for a second, but he recovered quickly. “Sometimes. But then I think about what I’d miss.” He nudged your shoulder. “Like you.”

“You’re such a sap,” you teased, though your chest felt tight.

“Only for you.” He wasn’t joking, not this time.

♡♡﹏𓊝﹏

Won’t you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?..

It happened before you could think—his hand cupping your cheek, his lips brushing yours. The kiss was as reckless and consuming as Gojo himself, leaving you breathless and buzzing.

When he pulled back, his eyes were alight with mischief. “Well? What’s my flavor?”

You rolled your eyes, trying to play it cool despite the heat rising to your cheeks. “Annoying. With a hint of cherry.”

He laughed, throwing his head back, and for a moment, the weight of the world didn’t exist.

“You’re lucky I like annoying things,” you shot back, crossing your arms in mock defiance. But the warmth in your voice betrayed you, and Gojo, ever perceptive, noticed.

He tilted his head, his grin softening. “You know, you’re pretty bad at hiding how much you like me.”

You scoffed, turning your gaze back to the horizon. “And you’re pretty bad at staying humble.”

He leaned back on his hands, letting out a dramatic sigh. “Why should I be humble when I’ve already got the best thing in the world sitting right next to me?”

“You’re unbearable,” you muttered, though your lips twitched upward despite yourself.

Gojo studied you for a moment, the laughter in his expression giving way to something more serious. “You ever think about what we’re fighting for?”

The question hung heavy in the air.

“Sometimes,” you admitted. “When it’s quiet, like this.”

He nodded, his gaze fixed on the sky. “It’s funny, isn’t it? We spend so much time fighting things most people can’t even see. We save lives they don’t even know are in danger. And yet...” He trailed off, his voice dropping. “Sometimes it feels like it doesn’t matter. Like it’s never enough.”

You turned to him, your heart aching at the rare vulnerability in his voice. Without thinking, you reached out, your hand finding his. His fingers curled around yours, strong and steady.

“It matters to me,” you said quietly. “You matter to me.”

For once, he didn’t have a witty comeback. Instead, he looked at you like you were the only thing holding him together.

♡♡﹏𓊝﹏

Hating the Wait...

You leaned back, your head resting against his shoulder as the sky began to lighten. “It’s crazy,” you said quietly.

“What is?”

“How much I hate being away from you. Even sleeping feels like too long to wait.”

Gojo chuckled, the sound low and warm. “So, what I’m hearing is that you’re obsessed with me.”

You rolled your eyes, but a smile tugged at your lips. “Maybe a little.”

“Good.” He tightened his arm around you, his voice dropping to a whisper. “Because I don’t want to wait either.”

♡♡﹏𓊝﹏

The Night’s Promise..

The two of you stayed on the rooftop until the first hints of dawn began to creep over the horizon. When Gojo finally stood, pulling you up with him, he didn’t let go of your hand.

“Let’s run away,” he said suddenly, his tone light but his eyes serious.

You blinked at him. “What?”

“Just for a day,” he clarified. “No curses, no missions, no responsibilities. Just you and me, doing whatever the hell we want.”

“And where exactly would we go?”

“Anywhere.” He grinned, swinging your hand playfully. “We could hole up in some cheap ramen shop or sneak into a movie theater. Or we could drive to the coast and pretend we’re sailors, running away from the world."

You couldn’t help but laugh. “Sailors?”

“Yeah.” His grin turned softer, more genuine. “We’d be free. Just for a little while.”

The idea was ridiculous. Irresponsible. Impossible.

But with Gojo, it felt like anything could be real.

“Okay,” you said, your voice barely above a whisper. “Let’s do it.”

His smile lit up the entire rooftop. “That’s my girl.”

And in that moment, with his hand in yours and the weight of the world forgotten, you thought that maybe, just maybe, he really could be your savior.

♡...﹏𓊝﹏....♡

Why wait?...

The house was silent, save for the occasional creak of the floorboards and the distant hum of the wind outside. You sat on the edge of the bed, staring at the empty pillow beside you. The blankets were untouched on his side, as if you’d been too afraid to disturb the last remnant of him.

Your voice came out weak, shaky, and tired as you whispered to no one, “I want to go back…”

The words hung in the air, heavy with the weight of longing. You were sleepless, your mind caught in a cruel loop of memories—his laughter, his teasing, the way his hand had felt so solid and sure in yours.

But now, that hand was gone, and the other side of the bed had been cold for days.

You clutched the fabric of your shirt over your chest, as if pressing against your heart might stop it from aching so much. The emptiness in the house wasn’t just physical; it was suffocating, a void that swallowed every ounce of your strength.

Whenever you closed your eyes, he was there.

You’d see his smirk, hear his voice, and feel the warmth of his touch as if he were still beside you. But then you’d wake up, and the cold, stark reality would hit you like a curse you couldn’t exorcise.

“What’s the point?” you murmured, your voice barely audible. “Why wait for someone who’s dead?”

You wanted to scream at yourself, to shake away the foolish hope that clung to your chest like a parasite. Satoru was gone. No amount of waiting, wishing, or praying would bring him back. You knew that. You’d seen it with your own eyes, felt the world crumble beneath your feet the moment his light went out.

But the memories wouldn’t let you go.

You remembered the way he’d look at you, so full of life and mischief, as if daring the universe itself to try and stop him. You remembered the quiet moments, too—when the bravado melted away, and he was just Satoru, the boy who carried too much but still made room to carry you.

"You are my savior, savior from this dull life... Satoru."

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[girlcrushart]

I actually had this poster all ready to go a while ago and then Blake Lively basically got cancelled and Alice told me I wasn't allowed to post her. Alice and I don't fight very often but you guys, we had a pretty big fight. Like... I even broke my rule of making up before bed and slept on the couch and was still mad in the morning. You see, Alice is a big Justin Baldoni fan and was pretty pissed about how he was being made to look in the media. She not only thinks he's one of the hottest men alive, she loves his work (thru books and podcasts and interviews etc) about masculinity and thinks he's a very important voice for men in this age where a lot of men seem to be very confused. And you know, I'm with her. I am. He does seem great to me also, and I can even appreciate how dreamy he is. And frankly, in the press for that movie, Blake honestly did seem like quite a twit, let's be honest. Doing interviews on a movie about domestic violence and pitching it as a "fun night out with the girls" like it's some kind of Barbie movie, while also promoting her haircare products was... off the mark, honestly. And then that interview with the woman who she was super rude to resurfaced... and like it was all not a great look for sure. But in her defence, I think Blake was just doing what she's used to doing on press tours, and wasn't really thinking about the movie very much. She was probably on auto-pilot doing something that in all likelihood she kinda hates doing. And so she was grumpy maybe. And said some inappropriate things. It just came out that Anne Hathaway also had issues with that same interviewer, so... maybe it's the interviewer? In any case, what I was mad about was how easily we cancel women for, like... honestly... being human, and how we only sometimes cancel dudes for like, I dunno, masturbating in front of women, and then a little while later they're back doing their thing as tho nothing happened. I'm just tired of that. Anyways, Alice and I worked it out when she admitted she was blinded by her lust for a beautiful man (who honestly isn't even at fault for any of this and wasn't even the bad guy and also probably didn't want all of this to blow up in Blake's face either), and I think she'll be ok with me posting Blake now because she understands that cancelling people for making small mistakes (about situations we legit know very little about) is gross, AND Blake Lively is hot as fuck and nobody can take that away from me and that's why I wanted to post her in the first place. Today's girlcrushart guardian is Blake Lively.

[archangeldyke-all]

Omg sleep over with sev???

*the dreamiest most longing sigh you've ever heard.......*

men and minors dni

making her watch rom coms, watching her get increasingly into them as the night goes on. in the beginning, she's just being a hater, scoffing at anne hathaway in a lumpy sweater as you watch devil wears prada, but by the time you get to legally blonde she's cheering for elle, nudging you each time she's on screen with vivianne. "they're totally lesbians together." she grunts, nodding at the screen. you chuckle.

you make a pillow fort, with snacks and fairylights and blankets and all sorts of goodies.

you paint her nails for her-- black on her toes and purple on her fingers, her choice-- and she paints yours, shakily and messily, with her tongue poking through her lips as she concentrates.

you make her do a face mask with you, kissing her lips after you gently situate the sheet mask over her face, then giving her a face massage twenty minutes later to help her skin soak in the excess.

she's purring like a cat beneath your touch.

later in the night you guys play truth or dare, sipping on a bottle of liquor, the dares getting increasingly sillier as the bottle gets drained.

you learn that sevika's first crush was her first grade teacher who had 'the biggest ass i'd ever seen!'

you learn that she can do a pretty good impression of an irish jig-- until she stumbles into the bookshelf.

you also learn that she's obsessed with your legs when she dares you to take your pants off.

you guys make out for a while, but you don't fuck. the pillow fort won't allow for that kind of movement. plus, at that point in the night, tipsy and full of chips and candy and giggling in exhausted delirium, you're both too sleepy for things to get too far.

you fall asleep in each other's arms, under the twinkling fairy lights above you. in the morning you both regret it, your backs screaming at you for sleeping on the floor covered in blankets, but it's worth it. it's all worth it.

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[madlittlecriminal]

Jonathan Crane request where reader is a student of his (professor Crane au ish) and also happens to be the daughter of a certain millionaire in Gotham 👀

love the idea that Bruce is with Selena at this point and when he finds out about reader and Jonathan he like

“you can’t date someone with a criminal alter ego!!”

and she’s just like “really?” As she points to Selena (who’s still in her Catwoman outfit) sitting on the couch.

Meanwhile Jason is standing on the sidelines like “date who you want sis but if he makes the slightest mistake I will kill him and pretend I always thought this was a bad idea”

Hypocrites ↦ Professor!Jonathan Crane × Student!Female!Reader

so, i don't normally write for comic accurate scarecrow/jonathan crane and I don't watch Gotham, nor do I watch Titans as I'm more of a Chrisopher Nolan kinda gal, so i apologize for any errors, BUT in my head, I'm still thinking of Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway & Cillian Murphy when I write this, so once again, I apologize

Warnings: mention of getting robbed, mention of guns, reader is Wayne's adopted daughter :)

Being a Wayne had its advantages as well as its disadvantages. Anyone who saw you, assumed you were daddy's little girl, when in reality, you weren't. He never treated you differently than his sons, except for when it came to relationships as he didn't want you to be a female version of him, however, he didn't think you would come out to be in a relationship with your professor who just so happens to be the villain he's been after.

You told your dad and Selina that you had a boyfriend and while they were ecstatic, the disgust on your father's face didn't go unnoticed when Jonathan Crane came through the doors of the mansion.

First, your dad had no idea that Professor Crane was Jonathan Crane as he thought it was a funny coincidence. Second, he was taken aback that his daughter decided to get in a relationship with her professor out of all people. Selina wasn't there as she was out doing who knows what, but you didn't complain as you knew your father was in love with her just as much as she loved him.

Plus, you witnessed their flirting when he was dressed as Batman the one time, they saved you from getting robbed. It disturbed you, but you didn't say anything. You thought out of all people, your father would be understanding, but he wasn't, and it was kind of annoying.

Jonathan rested a hand on your knee, reassuring you that no matter what, he'd be there for you. "You know dad, I would've thought you, out of all people, would understand." He tilted his head to the side. "What's that supposed to mean?" You shook your head, deciding not to spill his secret, especially knowing the truth about Jonathan. However, when he gave you a kiss before he left, your father nearly went crazy. Then, Selina came home and tilted her head to the side. "Everything okay, Bruce?"

"(Y/N) is with Jonathan Crane!" Selina gasped before taking off her head piece. "Really?" You glare at the both of them and scoff. "You better not give me a lecture about this!" She sat on the couch to remove her boots and raised an eyebrow. "Why not?! Sweetheart, he's a villain!" You suck your teeth, your anger bubbling. "Dad, why does it matter?! You're with a villain too, are you not?" Selina raised her eyebrows in disbelief at your words and Bruce rolled his eyes. "She's an anti-villain, first of all,"

"You know I do bad for good (Y/N)." You run a hand down your face. "Unbelievable. I thought you would understand, dad!" He shrugged as a scoff escaped his lips. "Well, I don't, sorry (Y/N)." Jason cleared his throat. "If I may, I have your back through this little sis, but like, if he breaks your heart, I'll pretend I was on Bruce and Selina's side this whole time. How does that sound?" Bruce glares at his son. "What?" Jason shrugs. "Hey, I'm not gonna Romeo and Juliet this whole thing, okay? If she's happy, I don't care! He just better not break her heart. My guns are always oiled and cleaned."

[thepostcardskolektiv]

I couldn’t stop gushing over Anne Hathaway throughout the entire movie. Her chemistry with Nicholas Galitzine is electric, making their whirlwind romance feel utterly captivating and surprisingly genuine. Despite the film hinting at the supposed absurdity of their pairing—Soléne having just turned 40 and Hayes being barely half her age—it doesn’t come across as ridiculous at all. In fact, it challenges the notion that love should be bound by societal expectations, showing that real connection transcends age (as long as both parties are adults).

What makes this film stand out is how it tackles the complexities of such a relationship in today’s hyper-vigilant world. In an era where people are quick to pass judgment, constantly dissecting others’ lives under the guise of moral superiority, a romance like Soléne and Hayes’ would undoubtedly face harsh scrutiny. The film brilliantly portrays this tension—how outside opinions, especially in our overly “woke” society, can attempt to shame or belittle what two people share, turning a private, genuine connection into public spectacle. It’s easy to see how this kind of relationship could be difficult to navigate, and the movie captures these challenges with nuance.

I especially loved the ending. Even though it’s a cliffhanger, there’s an underlying sense of hope. You get the feeling that, despite everything, Soléne and Hayes are set to experience the best times of their lives—whether together or apart. It’s a conclusion that leaves you both satisfied and curious, knowing their story isn’t quite finished yet.

[hjnxx]

HIJINXX_OFFICIAL IS NOW LIVE — MICHA’S BIRTHDAY LIVE

the live opens up to micha sitting in a decorated room with a captain’s hat on her head, surrounded by presents and a simple but charming cake topped off with ‘HBD MICHA!’ written in icing. she stares into the camera as comments roll in, confusion and amusement being the general consensus as she continues to keep silent.

this goes on for a solid three minutes until a comment rolls by that catches her attention. does turning a year older bound you to silence or is the company holding you hostage. blink twice if you need help. the comment makes her snort, sitting forward with her hands folded on the table. “i’m not being held hostage, first of all. though i might as well be. i was fine with the birthday posts and the cute comments and now i have to sit here and talk to people?”

she stares at the camera in disbelief, the comments blurring past with reactions. “but i’ve always been a generous person, and you get to see my face for free. win situation for you, i guess.”

“i turn 24 today. on april 24th. in 2024. isn’t that something? you’d think i’d be lucky today. but i haven’t met anne hathaway so until then. keep your fingers crossed for me.” her own words make her smile briefly, only to be promptly wiped off when she squints at the screen.

“do you have a special someone to spend today with? oh, sure. i have a hot date with my bed right after this. we’re gonna get really comfortable and i’m gonna sleep and dream about starting my own fashion empire.” micha glances down at her cake to comment offhandedly, “this cake looks like its made out of cardboard.”

the comments laugh as she’s silently reprimanded by staff, to which she adds on, “but i didn’t taste it yet–then i’ll truly be able to see if it doesn’t taste like cardboard. aces, pray for my tastebuds.”

she picks up a knife placed next to the cake, cutting a slice out of the dessert to place on a nearby plate. and just as she’s setting down the utensils to taste, a familiar face pops into the screen.

“mimi,” the voice lilts out in a sickly sweet tone, and micha puts down her fork to deadpan at the screen.

yuina’s overjoyed attitude instantly brightens the blunt tone of the live, fans greeting the other member as enthusiastic as she greets them in return. “hi everyone! i just stopped by after spending time in the studio–”

“you knew i was going to go live.”

“–and i heard it was a certain someone’s birthday–”

“i live with you?”

“–and i just wanted to stop by to wish her a happy birthday!!” the younger ends her sentence regardless of micha’s interruptions, singing the last word as she squeezes her into a hug. micha looks half miserable, staring straight into the camera with a look that unmistakably reads ‘kill me now’. her expression only sours even more as yuina begins to sing happy birthday to her with purposely botched vocals, even getting the staff to join as micha looks on.

“oh, there’s even cake!” yuina zeroes in on the dessert once the singing and clapping dies down, examining the plate with a comically quizzical look. “it kind of looks like it’s made out of cardboard.”

“that’s what i s–you know what.” hushed laughter can be heard behind the camera as micha picks up the plate with the slice she had cut earlier, spearing a chunk of it on a fork and holding it up to yuina. “here. taste it.”

yuina happily bites from the fork, chewing thoughtfully as both her in person and live audience wait for her reaction. “it’s kinda decent? wait, give me another piece.”

micha complies with a raised brow, feeding her another piece of the slice. “you better not be faking and eating my cake for me.”

“you’re willingly feeding it to me, though.” micha glares at her halfheartedly as she laughs. “not it’s actually really good! it’s not even dry.”

micha tries the cake for herself, eating the remaining part of the slice, and tilts her head away from the screen with furrowed brows. yuina snorts at her behavior.

“it’s like…” micha breaks off a piece of the main cake to eat again, “weirdly good? the aftertaste isn’t too bad, either.”

“i don’t think this cake is staying in the fridge for three months, either,” yuina quips cheerfully, which makes micha hide a laugh behind her hand. “eunji’s gonna like it a lot.”

“anyway, i’m gonna go now.” yuina waves to the screen as the comments bid her goodbye. “bye aces! make sure you’ve eaten today. i will know.”

micha watches with slight disdain as yuina stares into the camera briefly before she slips out of the room. after she leaves, micha turns to the camera, muttering, “weird.”

after a few more bites and answering questions, swiftly avoiding anything involving music or a comeback, she finally deems it ready to open her presents.

“this one’s from ahyeon,” she starts, her expression visibly softening as she reaches for the gift. tied together with white ribbon, micha brings a basket to the center of the table, setting the cake to the side momentarily. “knowing her, she probably spent hours on this, so. if i see anyone make fun of this gift online, you’re a friendless and loveless loser who has never experienced joy in your life ever. sorry you don’t have people who care about you.”

pulling the wrapping paper open without further comment in front of a now scandalized staff and increasingly delighted fans, the basket contains a multitude of self care and sweet items, from dried flowers and lindt chocolates to candles and a miffy keychain right in view. the comments coo over micha’s reaction to the gift basket, a slight pout on her lips as she pulls out other miscellaneous items.

“i talked to her about this keychain like three months ago…” micha looks genuinely touched, setting the keychain down before briefly looking at the ground briefly. when she does look up, she catches the comment ahyeon is a real life angel, we don’t deserve her at all, voicing her agreement immediately.

yuina’s gift is a bit bigger, a box that nearly obscures her face when she drags it to the center. it makes micha scoff, standing up to tear the wrapping paper off. it doesn’t take long for the comments to figure out what the gift is, the signature detailing on the house shaped box coming into view.

it takes micha a moment to truly take in what’s in front of her, glancing up at the screen briefly in disbelief. she opens the box slowly to pull out a frog plushie in overalls. a brief smile spreads across her lips at the site, setting the plush on the table in camera view.

“it matches her pink one,” is all she says, ignoring as the comments gush over the information. she sets the plush next to the gift basket, reaching for the last gift out of three.

opening the gift, her smile widens as she pulls out a beaded bracelet, white with pink accents with a small tulip charm hanging off. it’s paired with an envelope which she opens, refusing to read the letter out loud. her expression says enough for the fans to know she’s truly touched, her smile genuine.

“she’s been into bracelet making lately, after seeing the fans gift each other some during fan events.” her voice is fond when speaking about the group’s youngest member, adding, “she’s damn near made everyone in the building a bracelet. ateez have matching ones. real cute.”

she puts the bracelet on and shows the live, gently tugging the piece of jewelry around to put the tulip charm in view.

after she sets aside the torn wrapping paper, micha sits down with the frog plush in her arms and the gift basket placed near her cake. “this was fun,” she quips with a slight nod, looking around briefly. “think that’s enough interaction for today. still have a date with my bed that i’m looking forward to, so. bye for now.”

micha waves briefly before the live cuts.

[81buttons]

'Our divine idylle'

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝐕

Mauders Era! Remus Lupin x OC

you can also find this fanfic in french on my wattpad

masterlist ‘Our divine idylle’

summary: The sound of footsteps, soft words from parents, a few tears from mothers and children, the train ready to leave - this is the normal atmosphere of a new school year. Like every Hogwarts students, they met for the first time in the train, but little did they know at the time that from that moment on they would never let go of each other… Lucy Gilmore, come from a large and noble pure-blood family, and has just started her first year at Hogwarts. It was simple, she had to get on the train, sit next to the other children from pure-blood families, pray to get into Slytherin, make her parents proud, finish her studies, find herself a good husband, have male heirs and play the perfect wife for the rest of her life… That was plan A, but she didn't want to follow it and literally threw it away. She loves reading, playing Quidditch and playing pranks on the Slytherins. She's determined to go against her family and enjoy her life at Hogwarts with her friends. However, she never thought anything would happen to disrupt her 'plan B'. From practical jokes to shaky plans of attack and dubious outings to Honeydukes, follow the adventures of our favourite Hogwarts gang.

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Anne Hathaway as young! Euphemia Potter

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August 1972

He knocked on the door, and an excited boy came to open it, a big smile on his face.

"Remus, you're here! Come in, come in, Sirius and Peter are upstairs."

Remus entered the house, happy to see his friends again.

"Guys, Remus is here!!" shouted James from the bottom of the stairs.

"James Potter, we don't shout inside my house, darn it, you'll make me deaf one of these days!" Euphemia Potter, James's mother, arrived from the living room and welcomed Remus with an affectionate smile.

"Remus, my boy, my goodness, how you've grown, how are you? And your mother, is everything alright?"

Euphemia had always been incredibly kind to her son's friends, always taking care to make them feel comfortable and at ease in the Potter manor.

"Everything's fine, thank you, Mrs. Potter," replied Remus.

"Oh please, Remus, I've told you to call me Euphemia."

Remus smiled. However, James, eager to go upstairs to see the rest of the gang with Remus, took a deep breath.

"Mom, it's not that we're in a hurry, but we need to go up to my room, the others are waiting for us!" And without further ado, James took Remus by the hand and rushed up the stairs.

"No mischief, James! I'm warning you, if you break another one of my vases, you're grounded for the rest of the summer!"

"Yes, Mom! See you later!"

"Thank you, Mrs. Potter, for having me."

And poof, James quickly entered his room, slamming the door, of course.

"JAMES POTTER, THE DOOR!!"

The second year at Hogwarts was beginning for our young wizards. This past year had brought them closer than ever; their group was now famous throughout the school. Their pranks were renowned, their traps feared; they comprised the group known as the Marauders.

Remus Lupin was happy to have found such good friends; they had become inseparable.

"Finally, I thought she'd never let you go," sighed James.

"Remus! Are you okay? It's been a while; you also almost got caught by Euphemia," laughed Sirius and quickly hugged him.

"Yes, but she's still as kind," replied Remus with a laugh.

"Clutching, you mean!"

"Alright, let's get started," said Peter.

"Isn't Lucy here?" Remus asked curiously.

"Oh! I see someone is disappointed?" giggled James.

"I thought you were happy to see us, but you just wanted to come and see your 'Lucy' of love," said Sirius, imitating kissing noises.

Remus rolled his eyes and threw a pillow at them to silence them.

Lucy and he had become what one could call 'best friends.' They shared the same taste for reading, for pranks, but above all, for chocolate ;) She had especially managed to make Remus feel safe and comfortable during this first year. She's so sweet and so kind, he thought, a perfect friend in his eyes. But to say that he had never found her beautiful would obviously be a huge lie. Lucy had always been beautiful without any effort, naturally. Her golden hair and blue eyes made her look like an angel. And her laugh, Remus had never considered himself particularly funny; he left that role to Sirius and James. Yet, he loved making her laugh and couldn't help but smile at the sound.

So, yes, he was aware that Lucy was a pretty girl, but she was his friend. His friendship was so precious to him, and he didn't want to lose it for anything in the world. He had gotten used to James and Sirius's remarks; he knew their friendship might seem quite strange or even ambiguous, but he had always considered it like a sister.

"Not at all, I'm just surprised she's not here. I thought everyone was coming, since we were preparing the beginning-of-year prank, I thought… well. I was just surprised, that's all!"

James and Sirius exchanged a look, not believing a word of their friend.

"She couldn't come, family issues," James replied as justification.

Sirius raised his eyebrows; he knew very well that there were no 'family issues,' but Lucy's parents had probably locked her up at home all summer. That's what his own parents had planned to do, but he had snuck out.

"Alright, we got it, Lucy's not here, it's not the end of the world, let's not discuss it for hours!" complained Peter.

"Ok, ok, calm down, Pete," said James, then he coughed before starting.

"Alright, Gentlemen, I've gathered you this afternoon to discuss a matter of great importance." began the bespectacled young man, with a serious air he continued "As you know, last year marked the beginning of our now famous group, the Marauders."

"Yeah!! Bravo to us!" applauded and shouted Sirius.

Peter chuckled.

"It's true that our pranks were quite well done. Oh! Do you remember the one with the flying books that called the students 'nerds,' 'nerds' around the Ravenclaw tower?" laughed Peter.

"That's exactly it, Pete, we have a reputation to uphold, to maintain our title as the most feared pranksters at Hogwarts," continued James.

Remus rolled his eyes; apparently, this year wasn't going to be any rest either.

"For this, we must come up with a spectacular idea to start strong from the beginning of the year."

"What if we put buckets of water above the doors, so when people enter the room, water falls on their heads?" suggested Peter.

"No, that's not powerful enough as a prank, it's too simple, but we could keep it for later in the year," replied Sirius.

"What if we put a beehive in the Hufflepuff dormitory?" proposed James.

"After all, they're the same color; it could be their mascot," he joked.

"That's not a bad idea, but why Hufflepuff?" asked Remus.

"He's right, our main enemies are the Slytherins," exclaimed Peter.

"We should pull a prank on the Slytherins, right at the beginning of the year."

"But what kind of prank can we pull? We've already trapped them several times," Remus asked, worried about his friends' plan.

"Oh, I have an idea! My God, I'm so intelligent, illumination has struck me, you're really lucky to be friends with someone like me-" began the raven-haired boy.

"Spit it out!" shouted the three boys in unison.

"Okay, okay, wow, you guys are tense today," grimaced Sirius and continued

"Well, here's the thing, what if we change their robes?"

"How so?" asked Remus, increasingly interested.

"We could charm them and swap them with something else as soon as they enter the Great Hall," suggested James.

"We could switch them with Muggle ball gowns!" exclaimed Sirius.

"Yeah, that way, they'll look ridiculous, and everyone will see them all dolled up like princesses," and his friend burst into laughter.

"That's not a bad idea; the teachers won't be able to know it's us since we'll just have arrived," thought Remus.

"And I won't have to risk my life for this plan!" commented Peter.

"It was just that one time, Peter," sighed Sirius.

"Red ants, Sirius, Red ants! They sting!"

"Still, releasing red ants in the Great Hall was still a pretty good idea," smiled James.

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I hope you enjoyed it, I'll try to publish it as soon as I have time. All the characters belong to J. K. Rowling, I only own the character of Lucy and her family, the Gilmores. I apologise for any spelling mistakes in the book and remind you that English is not my first language, feel free to comment

byye

[dgct2]

Nicholas, your Idea of You co-star Anne Hathaway did say recently that you could have chemistry with a lamp, which could qualify as strange or funny feedback.

GALITZINE It’s true. I’ve been getting a lot of vibes.

TURNER I saw him earlier. The lamp was flickering.

GALITZINE Watch out, it’s very potent. (Laughs.) Honestly, that was an amazing audition experience where I had a very conducive room, and it makes all the difference. You come out of it with like this performance high. 

TURNER Mm-hmm.

GALITZINE It’s less feedback, as much as it was the look of horror on the casting director’s face. But when I went into audition for young Tarzan, there were no lines, and I was told that I had to pretend that I had an orange that someone was trying to steal from me and I had to guard it. And you know when you don’t go for something entirely, and it just seems very feeble and pathetic and wrong? That is a moment that keeps me awake at night. I think about it a lot.

So, it was motivating for you?

GALITZINE You could say that.

HAMM You’ll never eat an orange again. (Laughter.)

OYELOWO But that chemistry thing is a real thing. If you get to do chemistry reads, which is something I do love doing because there’s an excitement as to, “Is this going to be the person I’m going to get to do this with?” But when it doesn’t work, when the chemistry isn’t there, oh my Lord. Because there’s an alchemy to it, and you can’t quite put your finger on why something works or it doesn’t, and you know within seconds.

For all of you, what are the roles where you find yourself saying, “Oh no, not again”? 

GALITZINE I’m very candid about my career, and it’s interesting what you’re saying about not waiting. I think, for me, everything had to move the needle in the direction toward the artistry that I really wanted to make. And especially early on in my career, there were a lot of romantic leads. That being said, I have done a romantic lead recently with Anne Hathaway and I really loved the movie. It’s a lot of fun. I feel very fulfilled within this romantic lead space. And I have much more agency now to be able to do these roles that I’ve not been able to do for the last however many years. It is a good feeling.

Who has an equivalent of being naked in a hot tub with plastic nipples in your careers?

GALITZINE I spent most of Mary & George butt naked, to be honest. I did four sex scenes in one day, and you’re just like, as you’re meeting people, “Hello, nice to meet you. We’re going to be in this position now.”

OWEN Are you doing porn?

GALITZINE Yeah, sir. It’s for my porn project, that’s what we’re all here for, right? (Laughs.) But I kind of love those scenes because you really learn who George is in those moments, how he dominates and manipulates people. So, I actually weirdly feel more comfortable seeing a sex scene in a stage direction than maybe something like, “And he cries.” 

HAMM “A single tear.”

BOMER “While he is dashingly handsome.”

HAMM Oh, I’ll never get tired of that.

[venusianpulp]

hello! i hope you're doing well. <3

if you're doing venus nakshatra interpretations, may i please know your thoughts on anuradha pada 3?

thank you so much. <3

Appearance: With Venus in Anuradha pada 3, you are likely to have a charming and attractive appearance. Anuradha is associated with the goddess of abundance and prosperity, Radha, and is known for bestowing beauty and grace upon those born under its influence. Some key characteristics of your appearance may include:

Soft and gentle facial features, with a warm and inviting smile

Expressive and captivating eyes that can convey a range of emotions

A well-proportioned and graceful figure, with a tendency to maintain a healthy and attractive physique

A preference for elegant and refined clothing and accessories, with a natural sense of style and beauty

You may find that your appearance and demeanor have a soothing and calming effect on others, and that people are naturally drawn to your warm and gentle presence.

Love Life: In terms of love and relationships, Venus in Anuradha pada 3 suggests that you are a loving and devoted partner. You value harmony, compassion, and mutual understanding in your relationships. Some key characteristics of your love life may include:

A desire for a partner who is kind, gentle, and emotionally supportive

A romantic and idealistic approach to love, with a tendency to prioritize your partner's happiness and well-being

A strong sense of loyalty and commitment, with a willingness to make sacrifices for the sake of your relationship

A deep appreciation for emotional and physical intimacy, with a desire to create a loving and nurturing home environment

However, you may also face some challenges in your love life, such as:

A tendency to avoid confrontation or conflict, which can sometimes lead to unresolved issues or resentment in your relationships

A need for constant reassurance and validation from your partner, which can sometimes be emotionally draining or overwhelming

A tendency to prioritize your partner's needs and desires over your own, which can lead to feelings of neglect or self-sacrifice

Female Celebrity Look-a-likes: Some female celebrities who may share similar physical characteristics to those with Venus in Anuradha pada 3 include:

Natalie Portman - American actress known for her delicate features, expressive eyes, and graceful demeanor

Emma Watson - British actress known for her classic beauty, intelligent persona, and refined style

Anne Hathaway - American actress known for her warm smile, expressive eyes, and natural elegance

Zooey Deschanel - American actress and singer known for her quirky charm, expressive eyes, and vintage-inspired style

Audrey Hepburn - British actress and humanitarian known for her timeless beauty, graceful demeanor, and compassionate nature

Keep in mind that while these celebrities may share some physical similarities with those who have Venus in Anuradha pada 3, individual appearance can vary greatly based on other factors in the birth chart and personal genetics.

In conclusion, with Venus in Anuradha pada 3, you are likely to have a charming and attractive appearance, with a warm and inviting presence. In love and relationships, you value harmony, compassion, and emotional connection, but may also face some challenges related to conflict avoidance and self-sacrifice. By embracing your natural beauty and relationship strengths, while also working on any potential challenges, you can cultivate a loving and fulfilling partnership.

[justagalwhowrites]

I know it’s different for everyone, but I just don’t actually imagine myself in any reader inserts. I don’t have the imagination for that. I would love to know who you might picture your FMCs looking like?

Hi Bestie!

I totally get you! I kind of do a bit of a mix where I imagine myself but inside someone else? It's weird. But I get you! I leave the descriptions almost entirely out so people can insert themselves if they want. The only real exceptions - aside from reader being AFAB - is that reader has hair that's long enough to grab (something most people can control and I think people would likely have hair during the apocalypse because you can just tie it back instead of trying to regularly cut it) and that Joel is taller than reader. That's because, in my head, Joel is like... 6'5" lol

I KNOW THAT'S NOT CANON OK? I KNOW HE'S 5'11" but I picture Joel as just a big big man, big man, big man is big and makes primal brain go brrrr. But unless you're taller than 6'3" (which, if you are, go off, queen and then just imagine Joel as being like 6'7" I support it make the big man bigger) you'll need to look up a bit to look Joel in the eye.

My face claims are below the cut!

As a reminder, these are NOT CANON. All these characters look however brings you the most joy. This is just who stars in the movie in my head when I watch these fics unfold.

You can find all my face claims for all Lavender OCs right here!

For Beskar Doll, I picture Doll as Eiza González. She's gorgeous, ambiguous enough that she could pass as a native on Naboo or Tatooine or Alderaan and I feel like she could kick my ass. I just love her!

For Yearling, I started out picturing Kiera Knightly but that's shifted a bit to Anne Hathaway. Either one works! The key for Bambi is big, brown (not that she's described that way but that's how I picture her) eyes, and I think both Kiera and Anne fit the bill! I can also picture both of them on a horse kicking ass but also being a mother figure to those who need it.

For New in Town, I picture Christina Hendricks. For some reason, Beautiful just has thick girl energy and I feel like she oozes sensuality the same way Christina Hendricks does!

Finally, for Halcyon, I picture Amanda Seyfried. I love her energy and she's just so beautiful but can pull off being a bit socially awkward - see Jennifer's Body - which is how Goldie was, especially in high school.

I will say, when I write FMCs in things set on Earth, I'm going to picture them as white and that's going to apply to how they move through the world. That's because I don't know what it's like to exist as a person of color and I don't think I should be trying to tell stories like I do. But I do make a conscious effort to leave racial indicators out of my fics (this was spottier earlier on when I didn't think about it - that's white privilege for you!) and don't use words like "blushed" now, for example, and I hope readers of color feel at home in my fics. If I can improve things here and you have the emotional space to let me know, please do! I do have a future Din fic in the works where I picture the FMC as Black because racism isn't a thing there so much as speciesism, so I feel I can tell a genuine story that way.

Anywho, that's my FCs for my FMCs! I hope you enjoy them!

Thank you for asking! Love you!!

[stillpreoccupiedwith1985]

So I give the face claim for Rachel as Anne Hathaway mostly from the Princess Diaries. I picked her cause one time I saw an edit of scenes from the third movie that was a gender bend of Marty. And I saw it and thought, ‘you know female MJF kind of looks like Anne Hathaway.’ So tada Rachel’s face claim! I had to add something that mentioned that in this chapter.

Also here is a picture to help give you an idea why I think this is the best face claim.

[insanityclause]

The amount of vitriol neckbeards throw at Brie is truly INSANE. Even when it doesn't come from incels,Brie faces the weirdest type of hate. Like,Anne Hathaway in 2012 kind of hate. There was an article written about her Instagram profile. Somebody analized her account,mocked the posts and talked about how it looked like she has no friends,apparently??? And it gained a considerable amount of traction. I know every outspoken woman in male dominated media faces hatred but what Brie has to deal with is something else,even by dudebro standards. It baffles and disgusts me.

And the whole Jeff Sneider trying to imply things were delayed because she was a diva on set, when there was literally no proof of that -- and it's most likely because Disney/Marvel are slowing down their output.

But he knows that will get clicks from the neckbeards, so may as well start that rumour, too.

[zalrb]

I know I usually ask about Jax x Tara as a couple but I was actually wondering what you thought about Maggie’s acting? She gets so much hate/criticism for it and I personally think she does a great job and wanted to hear your opinion and why you think she gets so much criticism if you do like her acting.

I didn't realize that she got criticism for her acting, I've only heard praise. I forget which scene it was that made one of the directors cry behind camera and during the commentary for "Hands", Katey Sagal just kept being like oh this is such beautiful acting here. Anyway, so I went looking to see what people were saying, I didn't see an overwhelming amount of comments but what I did see I wasn't surprised, I kind of anticipated i.e. she's stiff, she's wooden, which I don't agree with but I do think there is a remoteness to Maggie -- and part of that is about the characters she plays, Tara faces a lot of things stone-faced -- kind of like when I talk about Anne Hathaway, and people are attributing that to her acting. Because she can act.

going from the sort of ingenue in seasons 1-2

to what we see later

that requires acting chops.

she's also just very subtle so for instance a gif of 4x01 won't show what this scene was where Tara has that sort of nervous-quiet-tentative-excited tone when she wants to make sure Jax means it when he proposes

like Maggie does a lot with her voice -- this is one of my favourite acting moments from her because of the rage that comes out that she immediately shuts down because she needs to contain herself

and her eyes radiate anger

[forzasedici]

No you might be on to something… Princess Diaries is in Genovia which is basically Andorra or another tiny European country lol. They’re the Renaldi family which I’m convinced is based off of the Grimaldi family of the monégasque royals. Who would be a perfect celebrity to pop up as a native of genovia? 🤭

YOU GET IT!!!!! like his face is giving a fictional prince and his personality is "quirky" enough for these kinds of movies like he would slay that comedy they got going on and that's why that man needs at the very least a cameo... anne hathaway ma'am just hear me out for one second please