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silvantransthranduiltrash · 8 months ago

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Petition to change “money can’t buy you happiness” to “money can’t buy you love”

Because money can’t make people love you, but not being in debt definitely makes you happy.

#for you #money can’t buy you happiness #money can’t buy you love #just thoughts #it’s an incorrect saying #i’m fairly certain with the og saying what they mean is that money can’t make valuable relationships #but tbh it’s very dismissive of the fact that money is essential to live a decent life #at least enough money to live

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narutwitter · 1 month ago

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#naruto #sai #incorrect tweets

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tiger-grace · 2 months ago

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Jason: I have a bone to pick with you

Bruce, just happy to talk to his estranged son: sure, what’s going on?

Jason, pulling out an entire femur: I stole this evidence from a crime scene. I need help with a case

Duke: hey B I have a bone to pick with you really quick

Bruce, on the verge of tears: please don’t.

Duke: I? just have a question?

#is it paranoia if your kids are really out to get you #studies say having 90% of your children be overly violent at some point of their lives means you should get therapy #bruce is not feeling very whelmed #batman #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #Duke Thomas #signal #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes

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starzovermarz · 5 months ago

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stupid

#hm I wonder why that is! anyways!#this is a case of unreliable narrator. cause he actually is always stupid.#another incorrect quotes comic thingy #I don't have any more ideas for these. but I'm sure I'll find more dumb stuff for them to say sooner or later #incorrect quotes #ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #my art ☆

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galaxymagitech · 7 months ago

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Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

#in Gotham saying I want to get a PhD #is equivalent to saying I want to enlist in the army #like we admire your sacrifice please don’t die or go crazy or be evil #either that or announcing that you’re dropping out of high school to start a rock band with the local pot dealer #incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc #dc comics #dcu #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #humor

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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 28 days ago

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Robin, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

Batman, horrified and panicked:

#robin #the robins #all of them except damian who would not say that out loud #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #robin and batman #incorrect batfamily quotes

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fanaticalthings · 5 months ago

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just another night in gotham

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#''jason try not to blow up anything for at least 24 hrs challenge''#gothamites should be considered prominent characters in the dc verse look at the shit they gotta put up with #u never know if ur gonna wake up at 2 am to find the city chemically gassed and highly toxic #or if you're gonna hear a bat crashing through your (newly repaired) windows just cuz ur room was a shortcut to catch some goon #the bats prob give BALLER food place recs tho so ig it balances out #every gothamite ever: this city sucks #literally anyone else: yeah its the worst #every single gothamite collectively uniting as one single front: the FUCK did you say?? NO one insults this city except US #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #bruce wayne #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfam #social media au #batfamily #batkids #incorrect quotes #dc comics #texts #fanatical posting

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percabethconvos · 4 months ago

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Percy: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Yes

#He's just saying what they're both thinking #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect quotes #source: user goo-mies

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ginaonline · 5 months ago

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I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

#shawn spencer #psych #psych tv #psych 2006 #psych incorrect quotes #this came to me in a vision #i wish i could say this to my dad #happy pride i guess

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lilislegacy · 5 months ago

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people always make jokes about percy making these crazy plans and annabeth being super against them. but i’m fairly very sure that 90% of the time, it’s the exact opposite?? there are literally book scenes where annabeth has a crazy plan and percy absolutely DREADS it and thinks she’s gonna get them killed lol. so please allow my take on this:

annabeth: i have a plan

percy: thank the gods. what is it?

annabeth:

percy, narrowing his eyes at her:

annabeth, biting her lip:

percy: i swear to- wise girl whatever it is i’m not doing it

annabeth: no no i really think this plan will work! you just can’t die if we want it to

percy: oh ok sorry, im so stupid because i was thinking not dying IS THE PLAN!!

annabeth:

percy, accepting his fate: what is it

annabeth: okay so you see that bottle over there that says demigod poison, instant death, do not drink?

percy:

#don’t get me wrong #they both crazy as fuck #but percy’s plan is usually just saying fuck it and attacking #annabeth’s is a much more elaborate yet EQUALLY stupid plan #they’re made for each other #pjo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #heroes of olympus #pjo incorrect quotes #percy jackson and the olympians #incorrect quote #rick riordan #riordanverse

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protagaster · 1 month ago

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[Seconds after Odysseus' and Penelope's loving embrace, having finally been reunited after almost 20 years]

Odysseus, panicking: Penelope! You’re bleeding!

Penelope, completely calm: Don’t worry love, it’s not my blood.

#epic the musical #swap au #warrior!penelope #odysseus x penelope #odypen #penelope of ithaca #odysseus #epic the musical incorrect quotes #another sneak peak of the ithaca saga #Penelope overheard Calypso's little plan #let's just say mama wolf was not pleased...#there is no revenge scarier than a woman pissed

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #I LOVE PLOTTING AND ALSO SCHEMING #listen i have a lot of feelings and i needed 2 process them and i do that by making art 2 target my mutuals directly #read my about it's there it's in the fineprint if we talk You Are Not Safe smile #i just . BITING BITING BITING this fic #the domesticity the grief the casual yet unfathomably deep soulmatism.......im ruined i tell u Ruined #so naturally i dropped everything #remember how i said lefts/rights r my enemy my beloathed my nemesis. MIRRORS MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE FHGDSAJFGJS I WANTED DEATH #i was like this is incorrect. no this is correct. flips them around in my head. no im wrong again actually #purgatory tbh but we got there (watch me be wrong again tho if i am wrong again i think i will Cry)#anyway!!! i don't have much else to say except pls read the fic and show jinx some love they 1000% deserve it this fic 1000% deserves it #i could only draw so many scenes but i would draw all of it if i could #fr i ws so paranoid abt accuracy lmao cut 2 footage of me looking up rice cooker models and wtf the colour 'carnelian' was #i hope i got everything right i hope i did it justice :'>#also if any1 mentions how megumi's arm in 3 is at an awkward angle. look me in the eye and tell me youve comfortably cuddled with someone #i will call u a liar

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wazzi2ya · 10 months ago

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Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #appleradio #duckiedeer #has this one been done yet #bonus point for the poison apple joke #also isnt it funny how luci still says by god and stuff like that. like in the show must go on #cant take the heaven out of the fallen angel and so on and so forth

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overwhelmedandlonely · 7 months ago

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[At a gala]

Janet Drake: Jack, honey, where’s the baby?

Jack Drake: Hm? Oh, Bruce Wayne asked to hold him. I figured he’d be safe.

[Bruce sprinting to the car]

Bruce: Alfred, start the car!

Alfred: Master Bruce, is there a problem? And why do you have the Drake child?

Bruce: Don’t worry about it, let’s just go.

Alfred: Sir, I don’t think the Drake’s would appreciate you abducting their baby.

Bruce: But-

Alfred: No “buts”, sir. Please return him, he is not an orphan.

Bruce: *under his breath* Not yet…

Alfred: SIR-

#bruce sees a raven haired child and says MINE #kidnapping is obviously wrong unless i’m taking a child that i want #bruce is willing to break his rule if it means he can have another baby #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #tim drake

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ahfrickenfrick · 7 months ago

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jason: ur just a pretender and a fraud

tim: idc that you died kys again

jason: …

jason: this kid’s a riot

#let tim drake say kys 2024 #tim drake is a menace #and a little shit #dc comics #batman #dc #batfamily #tim drake #jason todd #dc robin #red robin #red hood #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes

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chaoticace2005 · 10 months ago

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