#it’s all comedy to me

[feelo-fick]

"it feels like just yesterday you wanted to kick me in the throat..."

"that WAS yesterday! good times..."

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[badgalrocky]

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Oh Drake. If only you had just said “yall stop acting like I’m not over her, cause I’m over her.” and left it at that…I would believe you. I would respect it even.

But it was the I fucked “way badder bitches than you” comment for me.

It’s definitely giving BITTER.

The sex was average?

Mr if you had a twin I would still choose you?

Mr I been in love with her since childhood?

Oh she average now?

Aubrey got to lie to himself for survival!

ASAP was not waiting in the friend zone for YEARS for average my boy. And as soon as he got his moment, he shot the whole club up twice in a row to lock it down. You think he did that for average? Every man Rihanna been with still stuck on her. I mean let’s be honest. Mans professing his love since childhood for average? Don’t come out here sounding like Future, my boy.

It’s giving hurt.

It’s giving fuck boy tears.

It’s giving tryna fix your inner issues with a bad bitch!

The bum who wants your number and then calls you a bitch when you reject him.

Why men got to down play you when they get hurt? Like admit that you lost the one you really wanted and move on.

You calling her average? “it’s better him than me”? You just invalidated your claims of being over her.

She just had kids.

Like even your timing is suspect. You choose now to disrespect her when you could have done it back when she curved you on national television?Oh, it’s because now you know for sure that you can never get her back. At least not in the way you would have wanted her. She won’t be having your kids like you swore her whole family wanted her to. Bitter cause she took him home too.

This is just funny to me cause I been in the same situation. To the public he ain’t pressed but then in my face I’m wifey. So let me talk my shit 😝

Drake is hilarious and watch Rih not even respond or acknowledge that shit.

Mad cause he was just another nigga on the hit list and she wasn’t as hung up over him as he apparently is on her. Sounds like you the average one my boy. But all these light skin buss-it-downs done gassed you up for money.

I’m sure Rih peeped what his non-committal ass was about from jump. Mad he couldn’t finesse her. Mad she wasn’t as impressed by him. Just plain mad. But he can stay mad while Rih stay winning. (Side note: since I never cared for her dating Drake, I never knew she actually gave him a chance and then they broke up cause he cheated on her with some fans……some fans bitch! And you mad when you fucked the shit up with such disrespect on top. Wow.)

[gothamite-rambler]

Thrill Seekers

Konner Kent: Okay, we're high up, but you just gotta jump-

Tim (Red Robin): Let's go!

Red Robin jumped out of the plane, not wearing the parachute, but holding it in one hand.

Nightwing fell backwards holding the parachute against his chest.

Jason walked out like the plane was on the ground, holding the parachute like it was a lunch bag.

Donna (impressed): Thrill seekers, freaking thrill seekers I swear.

Kon: Is that a qualification for getting adopted by Bruce?

Donna shrugged with a smile and jumped out next with Konner.

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[novelconcepts]

Such a testament to Hahn’s skill as a comedy performer, that as unhinged as the episode one interrogation read from her side, seeing it from Billy’s perspective is just fucking bananas.

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[ominous-horse-noises]

anyway i want to reiterate that i hope the rat grinders are tpk'd, revived and uncorrupted solely bc i want them to have to spend senior year together. 'redeemed' doesnt necessarily mean friendly with the bad kids and honestly? its so much funnier if they continue being bitchy to each other but without the trying to end the world stuff. they've built plenty of positive relationships w/ former villains now it's time for the next stage: uneasy alliance buzzing with the tension of both sides trying to hold back the urge to clown on each other

introducing, fantasy high senior year: the group project

[mashmouths]

what? oh yeah i'm a huge swiftie :) i loved "a modest proposal" and though "gulliver's travels" was really context-dependent, once you parse it it's a truly brilliant work of satire

[tubbytarchia]

hi guys please vote GemPearl 🥺

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[spitinsideme]

the girls are fuc... i mean .. fighting !!!

[dustykneed]

so jim got bit by a space mushroom that takes away his impulse control... welcome to daycare on the bridge with his xo and cmo

obviously the salad cat meme is still going strong in the 23rd century because these guys reenact it on a daily basis lmaoo

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "mask off" 🩵💙💛

[fagsex]

liberals think they carti

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[tangledstarlight]

do i think jatp is ever gonna come back? no.

do i think, objectively, that it would be hilarious if it did come back with a 5 year time jump in which the band are incredibly famous and successful and alive and willie is alive too and they’ve just left caleb stuck in nicks body for 5 years because ‘he got himself in there surely he can get himself out’? yes. yes i do.

[benevolenterrancy]

what I'm learning is that MXTX series really have ☆*: .｡The Range｡.:*☆ and that my first impressions often don't survive for very long...

MDZS, initial impression: ooh revived necromancer that everyone fears, this is going to be dark and revenge-fuelled

MDZS, subsequent impression: these are Silly Lil Guys off on a romcom murder mystery

SVSSS first impression: nerd who got isekai'd into a shitty novel, crybaby puppy dog imprints on him

SVSSS subsequent impression: how many times now has the love interest tortured the main character? should I start a tally?

(i've only just finished SVSSS bk2, please no spoilers!!)