mashmouths
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mashmouths · 30 minutes ago
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most things can and should be heart-shaped
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mashmouths · 44 minutes ago
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Do u thhhink i can get the valentines leftovers for cheap yet as obviously no one had asked me out to a date or valentines party or friendsgiving or anythting
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mashmouths · 44 minutes ago
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the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out
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mashmouths · 45 minutes ago
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they wrote this part about him
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mashmouths · 47 minutes ago
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#ss
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mashmouths · 47 minutes ago
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think of it as a subunit
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mashmouths · 50 minutes ago
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CACKLING at this malapropism
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mashmouths · 50 minutes ago
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ppl use "death of the author" to mean fucking anything they want on this site. i've seen people use it to fucking defend transmisogynistic jokes in movies??? thats literally the opposite of Death of the Author. thats Death of the Text. that's just not engaging with the conversation.
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mashmouths · 50 minutes ago
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why tf would there be a “degrading” clothing section in your weirdass terf fantasy world
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mashmouths · 50 minutes ago
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mashmouths · 51 minutes ago
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Anyone else feel the soil falling over their head or is it just me
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mashmouths · 51 minutes ago
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I feel like my shitty life has been fucked in ways nobody else knows wich means nobody can help since im uniquely suffering all i want is somebody who knows how to make me better cuz im trying so much to get over this shit but its hard to when the pain is so strong theres nobody to help me
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mashmouths · 1 hour ago
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oh I need this
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mashmouths · 1 hour ago
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millennials ask each other "do you remember The Dress" the same way boomers ask "where were you when JFK was shot"
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mashmouths · 1 hour ago
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Red Bed
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mashmouths · 2 hours ago
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remember in the 2000s when gay marriage was the bullshit culture war circus that American politicians focused on to avoid any questions about the war in Iraq
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mashmouths · 2 hours ago
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jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights
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