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last college dance show (with my friend i've danced with for 15 years) and i've cried like 4 times and we're about halfway through act 1

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i'm studying for the bechdel test but my teacher isn't very good and he isn't helping at all

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Sure, yes, yeah

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she think on my therefore til i am

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she W on my D til i'm 40

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Never let an Italian hold your baby. They will get confused and start tossing it in the air like pizza dough.

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They’re adding an e to the end of Chicagoe just to give the people something to get excited about

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theres this gold you can only look at but never grab and it shows up on top of waves when the sun hits the water and you can try picking it up gathering it in your hands but it dies without water just disappears but if you look at it without trying to make it worth something to someone else well then. youll see after a while why its so priceless.

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Ill turn america into a necropolis of black iron and ash Thousands of miles wide

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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the guys at r/fuckcars doing the lord's work

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Trump administration openly calling for a return of Jim Crow BTW