#it’s a total shitshow

[beans-core]

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Percy’s accidental tattoo AKA The SPQR tat from his time with the Romans? The friends definitely think he was more involved in some of the mafia work than he alludes to.

Imagine if someone gets nosy and tries to translate percabeths hissed greek convos, just to realize that they aren’t speaking just Greek, but Ancient Greek, what the fuck—

Not to mention if the mortal friends end up meeting any other demigods.

Nico pops by with shadow-travel and accidentally catches them at a time where the mortals are there. He curses in Italian before promptly beginning to speak to Percy and Annabeth in rushed Greek, then leaving by walking into a dark alleyway? Not suspicious at all. The friends are probably thinking “fuck oh my god, they’ve got contact with the Italian mafia too? Who the hell are these people?”

i like to think if annabeth and percy ended up living around mortals they would tell their friends abt some of the stuff they went through bc they can’t really hide it forever except they make it sound like their family’s part of the greek mafia

a lot of “yeah my dads…influential…in greece”

or “my moms,,pretty powerful in greece,, yeah she’s up there lol..anyway”

like they make it sound like maybe poseidon and athena are two “business CEO’s” who butt heads but everyone thinks their two mafia leaders who hate eachother

annabeth slips up and brings up the 7 months percy was missing and they have to cover it up saying his aunt, on his dads side, sent him away to a boarding school in greece where he wasn’t able to contact anyone here in america

“yeah we don’t really talk to her after..that..”

it doesn’t help that their friends can hear them hiss in greek to each other when they don’t want them to know what their saying

or when their stretching in a certain way that makes their shirt ride up and there are obvious scars hidden underneath

and it honestly all makes sense just going off the vibes of the two of them so no one really questions it because who would and anytime either of their parents appear shifted into their mortal counterparts everyone keeps their eyes downcast

[slutforpringles]

What the actual fuck is going on at Red Bull?!?!?!?! 🤭🤨

via: F1 journalist Roberto Chinchero

[destielmemenews]

"Harris is Black and Indian American. When asked if he agreed with comments from some Republicans who claim Harris has political power because of “diversity, equity and inclusion,” Trump falsely suggested Harris has changed how she discussed her racial identity.

“She was always of Indian heritage, and she was only promoting Indian heritage,” Trump said. “I didn't know she was Black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as Black. So I don't know, is she Indian or is she Black?"

Harris is a member of a historically Black sorority, attended Howard University, one of the most prominent historically Black colleges in the country, and was a member of the Congressional Black Caucus when she was a U.S. senator from California."

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[marciaillust]

Asterism book cameeeeeee <3

Since Orion is a journalist in this AU there are a few instances where his newspaper articles and blog posts are shown, and my friend and I loving formatted all the sections to imitate websites and whatnot down to sharing buttons and comment sections. Def one of the most hilarious parts of the book imo, I love them sm. Thank you best friend [Name Redacted] for writing this book for me, I love it sooooo much! You *get* Orion like noone else ;w;

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

[disasterhimbo]

Therapists be like: I can tell you’re really struggling, and I may not be able to help you, so the ethical solution to this is to deny you care entirely :)

[spatial-jump]

You know what? I’m going to make a S4 analysis for each character because I have a lot to get off my chest and therapy isn’t free.

[thereadingaddic7]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Not fucking with whatever's going on in the TD fandom.

I'm going back to jjba

[batsydoodle]

just found out the Batman Unburied podcast has official versions in different languages so i guess I'm going to listen to french Bruce Wayne today- oh my god i was going to post this as is but i just looked at the description and they translated the word Batman in the blurb to l'homme chauve-souris?? BATMAN? L'HOMME CHAUVE-FUCKING-SOURIS?!

[crimsonxe]

AWW! *• LESBIAN REACTS – RWBY – VOL. 2 EP. 5 + 6 •*

“I’m going to put her (Blake) right on top of Yang.” ROFL

Oh boy does she have a journey coming with thinking that the wink might not’ve been gay flirting; like girl it definitely was xD

[mycological-mariner]

What kind of idiot doesn’t have a cancellation policy for an outdoor venue

[the-thieves-gambit]

@never-surrender

As the sound of waves lapping against the side of the cuise ship woke him from his slumber, his arms automatically reached for his wife before his eyes even opened. His hands ran down her arms as he smiled and then let his eyes open. The sun was beginning to come through the balcony window, another day out on the sea with his love. Kissing the top of her head, he let out a content sigh as he began to gently stir her from her sleep. " Amor, Aurelia." He placed another kiss, this time on her forehead. "We should head up for breakfast."

[aldieb]

me being texan is such an unnecessary subplot. like due to the fact that we moved when i was small it has no effect on my life beyond the fact that i say yall slightly more than the average gay person EXCEPT that i am also transgender so fuck me i guess

[elpuppies]

This week of football traumatized me

[loptrcoptr]

Went on a trail ride with another girl I haven’t ridden with in a while l and said “hey let’s try this trail!” and then I nearly got us stuck in a fucking swamp

I literally said “haha, come on Bertie (my horse) it’s not like it’s quicksand” and then boom! it kind of WAS though and my pony is fat but she is small, so she got stuck up to her knees a few times but oh my god, poor Buster is a normal sized thick ol halter hog quarter horse boy and he almost went down. he sunk in on the left side up to his stifle. that’s like his hip man that’s like. Almost the butt. that was high-as-a-horse’s-hips mud. That was horse-thigh-gap-height mud. Oh my god.

This obviously scared the horse so then he scrambled out as best he could and he took his mom into a bank full of many sharp little trees and she almost came off and then had to get down and back him back into the mud to get him out and around the trees again

Was my horse as affected? No. Was I hit so hard in the face by tree branches that I bit my lip? No, but her horse reenacted the neverending fucking story for a minute there and she got pistol whipped by branches and I felt so bad 😭 in fairness, she never objected to exploring. not in fairness, it was absolutely my dumbass idea

This is why no one wants to ride with us, even when I try to have a chill walk-only lazy little trail ride I still manage to get us into some kind of chaos, because my riding style can only be described as Quaintly Unhinged™️

As pet tax, here’s my pony and her stupid stray dog she adopted, brave survivors of the sticky icky swamp