#yap yapping

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Want to find a fic where Snape survives.

And then, as he should, he gets the fuck out of England. He becomes the hermit man of his dreams out in the middle of nowhere, doing potioneering research/experiments with no one to annoy him. He cuts contact with basically everyone except maybe a few colleagues, and even then they don’t bother him often. (Ngl it’s probably a bit awkward with his teacher coworkers after he’s revealed to be a spy working for the Light when everyone was hellbent on hating him.)

But yeah. He gets to restart in a new place with new people. He doesn’t get called in for any missions. He isn’t dragged into the HP epilogue. He’s content and unbothered. He gets to live for himself with no masters for the first time in literally more than a decade. Snape is finally far enough from his past to give him some space to heal, and with time he does!

[londoneh]

He’s yapping

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More ideas:

Percy’s accidental tattoo AKA The SPQR tat from his time with the Romans? The friends definitely think he was more involved in some of the mafia work than he alludes to.

Imagine if someone gets nosy and tries to translate percabeths hissed greek convos, just to realize that they aren’t speaking just Greek, but Ancient Greek, what the fuck—

Not to mention if the mortal friends end up meeting any other demigods.

Nico pops by with shadow-travel and accidentally catches them at a time where the mortals are there. He curses in Italian before promptly beginning to speak to Percy and Annabeth in rushed Greek, then leaving by walking into a dark alleyway? Not suspicious at all. The friends are probably thinking “fuck oh my god, they’ve got contact with the Italian mafia too? Who the hell are these people?”

i like to think if annabeth and percy ended up living around mortals they would tell their friends abt some of the stuff they went through bc they can’t really hide it forever except they make it sound like their family’s part of the greek mafia

a lot of “yeah my dads…influential…in greece”

or “my moms,,pretty powerful in greece,, yeah she’s up there lol..anyway”

like they make it sound like maybe poseidon and athena are two “business CEO’s” who butt heads but everyone thinks their two mafia leaders who hate eachother

annabeth slips up and brings up the 7 months percy was missing and they have to cover it up saying his aunt, on his dads side, sent him away to a boarding school in greece where he wasn’t able to contact anyone here in america

“yeah we don’t really talk to her after..that..”

it doesn’t help that their friends can hear them hiss in greek to each other when they don’t want them to know what their saying

or when their stretching in a certain way that makes their shirt ride up and there are obvious scars hidden underneath

and it honestly all makes sense just going off the vibes of the two of them so no one really questions it because who would and anytime either of their parents appear shifted into their mortal counterparts everyone keeps their eyes downcast

[struck-by-the-rain]

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

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[angel-fruitcake]

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

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I’ve had a vision: Annabeth obviously lets Thalia know she’s expecting, but due to Hunter stuff, Thalia can’t visit until a few months into her pregnancy. So when Thalia is finally able to visit, Annabeth is now visibly pregnant. Thalia is like “I feel like I’m having a fever dream” because that’s her Annabeth. The little girl Annabeth, the one she used to give piggyback rides when her feet got tired. The one Thalia used to give her portions of the food they scrounged up saying that she wasn’t that hungry actually, and that Annabeth should eat it so it doesn’t get wasted. The one who was now, technically, older than her. And going to have a child. What the hell.

Also Thalia definitely teases Percy to hell and back, because Percy has gone full protective dad mode. He’s baby-proofing everything in sight “in preparation” (even though the baby isn’t even born yet) and offering to do everything for Annabeth (it pisses her off to no end— she says she’s never seen Percy do this many chores this quickly ever).

Another random tidbit: when the baby is older, Percy and Annabeth ask one of their friends to babysit while they take a much needed break/date night. When they get home there are like… five more of their demigod friends then there were to begin with. They’re slumped and sleeping around the baby in a protective circle. Leo had built a toy for the baby, and hazel had summoned some jewels to add on to make it shiny. There were feathers scattered around, implying that frank probably turned into a bird to entertain the kid. Nico was sleeping with his hand on his sword, and Piper with her dagger, no doubt ready to get up and defend the baby if needed. Grover is snorting in his sleep, covered in powdered formula and clutching an empty bottle of milk (the kitchen is a mess) so he’d probably been the one to feed the kid. Percy is determined to get a picture of this, so he creeps around quietly until he finds Annabeth’s old Polaroid camera. It’s amazing.

percy and annabeth are most definitely the first of their friends to have kids, even though i don’t think they start until their mid-late 20s. in my opinion, i don’t believe many of their friends have kids. i just don’t think it’s super common amongst demigods, especially greeks and the more powerful demigods, since they have to deal with the most shit. so i think it’s always a little odd for demigods to see their friends have kids, especially if they are also demigods.

so i just know their friends are so amazed watching percy and annabeth be parents. like… imagine thalia, the girl who once watched out for and protected little 7 year old annabeth, seeing annabeth breastfeed her child? how weird would that be? and imagine grover, who’s been besties with percy since they were little grade school buddies, seeing percy rocking his baby to sleep? how weird would that be? seeing them changing diapers, doing tummy time with him/her, giving him/her bottles, etc. thalia, grover, leo, piper, rachel, nico, frank, hazel, even people like clarisse… it would just be so weird for them. amazing and beautiful, but weird.

and i love it

[beans-core]

just remembered that leo isn’t the only one of the seven who knows morse code… annabeth chase, you dork love of my life.

thinking about how those two would have interacted. It probably didn’t happen too often. but when it did, I bet he reminded her of Percy during his first year of camp, cracking jokes because it’s the only bit of normal left to hold on to.

maybe on warship-festus, when they’re all in close quarters all of the time, she notices Leo talking to himself in morse. It’s gibberish mostly, just making rhythms out of the alphabet patterns he already knows. Other times, he’s talking to himself so animatedly Annabeth can hardly believe it’s all in taps against a table. Then there’s the times he’s anxious, which is about equal to the amount of times he’s not anxious— demigod things. The spastic patterns reduce to the same few, repeated over and over and over until someone tells Leo to cut it out with the tapping and Leo moves to tap mutely against his leg instead. the letters spell out ‘I LOVE YOU’ , every time without fail. Never stutters or trips up, like tapping out this one message was more ingrained in Leo than a mistake could ever be.

she asks about it one day, when she can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. (she’s gotten better at that, actually, and she’s very proud of herself.)

“Why to you say ‘I love you’ to yourself in morse code when you’re anxious?”

Leo startles and accidentally sets off a few sparks from his fingers, babbling out some shoddy excuse. Annabeth just raises an eyebrow, deadpan and unimpressed, a move of hers that’s notoriously successful. Leo cringes, clears his throat a few times, and tells her the real story. He doesn’t look her in the eyes the whole time, and links his hands together tightly when he notices he’s beginning to anxiously tap out the pattern again subconsciously. She nods along, making sure to emphasize her empathy instead of giving Leo some of those shallow “so sorry”s he’s probably sick of hearing by now. She shares how she learned morse from a parent too, and tells him she’s here to talk if he needs, whether out loud or in morse code. As Annabeth leaves, curiosity satisfied and mission accomplished, she doesn’t notice the baffled “wait-what-just-happened” sort of look Leo gives her as she walks away with a nod. Annabeth tends to get that expression a lot from everyone.

[reeksandfumes]

actually getting pregnant? no. bad. awful. I do NOT want that!!

having them grunt in your ear how they're going to knock you the fuck up like the worthless breeding bitch you are while they pound you into the mattress before cumming deep inside of you? YES. YESYESYESYESYESYES. LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER. YESSSSS. THE BEST. YES PLEASE!!!

[willowparkfanclub]

zeus is so bold commenting on poseidon having a forbidden kid as if he doesn't have TWO: one who is currently a tree and the other who's being raised by wolves. be serious

[nkogneatho]

satoru pushes his tip inside you and cries. like literal fat tears because your pussy is so damn addicting.

"mmh fhhuck! missed my sweet pussy so much, baby," he whimpers.

"ah! but we just fucked an h-hour ago."

"felt like a week to me. shit. ahhh, taking me so well." you feel something wet fall on you skin, almost like a sweat drop but when you look at his face, your angel boy is crying. you try to get him off you to figure out what's wrong.

"no no no, baby. where you goin'?" he pulls you back into his embrace and onto his dick. "don't go ngh–gonna make you feel so good, i promise."

"toru, are you crying?"

"c-can't help it. you make me go fucking crazy, princess. sweet. fucking. cunt. making me cry. who woulda thought—holy shit."

you are convinced this is the highest form of appreciation you have ever gotten. pussy so good, made the strongest sorcerer cry.

[beans-core]

HEAR ME OUT: HE LEARNED HOW TO SHOOT WATER OUT FROM THE GAP.

As soon as little leo realized his permanent teeth weren’t going to grow together or something, he was like “this is an amazing idea”

when he was older and drinking, he had another idea. So he tried to shoot the alcohol out of his tooth gap and light it on fire with his lips as it went out of his mouth??? Calypso, simultaneously the voice of reason and the instigator, told him it might work better with a more concentrated alcohol.

leo valdez has a gap in between his teeth send tweet

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[angel-fruitcake]