pansexualdemic

[beans-core]

Want to find a fic where Snape survives.

And then, as he should, he gets the fuck out of England. He becomes the hermit man of his dreams out in the middle of nowhere, doing potioneering research/experiments with no one to annoy him. He cuts contact with basically everyone except maybe a few colleagues, and even then they don’t bother him often. (Ngl it’s probably a bit awkward with his teacher coworkers after he’s revealed to be a spy working for the Light when everyone was hellbent on hating him.)

But yeah. He gets to restart in a new place with new people. He doesn’t get called in for any missions. He isn’t dragged into the HP epilogue. He’s content and unbothered. He gets to live for himself with no masters for the first time in literally more than a decade. Snape is finally far enough from his past to give him some space to heal, and with time he does!

[londoneh]

He’s yapping

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[struck-by-the-rain]

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

edit: original post is back, given its blown up sm im also linking the vetted fundraisers from Palestinians who've reached out to me recently here, here, here, here, here, here and here! please read their stories, donate if you can, and share them around!

edit 2: terfs get the fuck off this post. guarantee that you're the ones that we're all complaining about behind your backs. im trans and I fucking love my trans siblings of all stripes with all of my heart, way more than your pathetic arses could ever hate them

[reeksandfumes]

actually getting pregnant? no. bad. awful. I do NOT want that!!

having them grunt in your ear how they're going to knock you the fuck up like the worthless breeding bitch you are while they pound you into the mattress before cumming deep inside of you? YES. YESYESYESYESYESYES. LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER. YESSSSS. THE BEST. YES PLEASE!!!

[willowparkfanclub]

zeus is so bold commenting on poseidon having a forbidden kid as if he doesn't have TWO: one who is currently a tree and the other who's being raised by wolves. be serious

[nkogneatho]

satoru pushes his tip inside you and cries. like literal fat tears because your pussy is so damn addicting.

"mmh fhhuck! missed my sweet pussy so much, baby," he whimpers.

"ah! but we just fucked an h-hour ago."

"felt like a week to me. shit. ahhh, taking me so well." you feel something wet fall on you skin, almost like a sweat drop but when you look at his face, your angel boy is crying. you try to get him off you to figure out what's wrong.

"no no no, baby. where you goin'?" he pulls you back into his embrace and onto his dick. "don't go ngh–gonna make you feel so good, i promise."

"toru, are you crying?"

"c-can't help it. you make me go fucking crazy, princess. sweet. fucking. cunt. making me cry. who woulda thought—holy shit."

you are convinced this is the highest form of appreciation you have ever gotten. pussy so good, made the strongest sorcerer cry.

[angel-fruitcake]

tumblr staff when Supernatural (TV 2005) is trending for the 47837283th time in the year 2024

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[wowagae]

(The urge to give in to fast fashion and buy clothes from problematic brands because the prices are low)

(THE URGE)

[scrumblewonk]

what r ur kinks

murder

[beans-core]

okay consider

poolverine but with another queer dynamic: queerplatonic relationship!!!!

see, if you told me that “no, they actually aren’t romantical like that, just connected by their own special fucked-up type of love and clinging together until both of their quasi-immortal bodies finally fail because as the decades go by eventually all they’ll have left is eachother”— I’d be like, yeah. okay. That Makes Sense.

[digitalcarcrash]

rocky horror was ahead of its time Not because of the blatant queerness but because frank n furter's castle was wheelchair accessible

[nortimer]

Ik this is probably the fifteenth time you've seen someone say this but we need more qprs in fandom space. Instead of shipping we'll call it canoeing and we'll make it just as popular. Please I need this ok

[vulturesawake]

This is what it feels like when someone infodumps to me. By the way

Edit to add caption:

[desc begin: a six panel comic featuring an everyman character sitting on a couch with an autism creature loafing on the back of the couch. The creature jumps down to the seat and lies their head on the person's leg, much to their delight. Desc end.]

[dilfdemolisher]

Why does he trot like a gay little horse