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[questionablehuman444]

THANK YOU. Someone put my thoughts into the correct words, and it makes me thoroughly happy.

Dick definitely has eldest daughter syndrome, but Tim was "really mature for his age"

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Okay, Dick holds the weight of the world on his shoulders as the oldest. He's the one everybody goes to when they're having problems with Bruce. He's the "trusted adult". He's the guy who has the ability to get people to open up, and let him help them. It weighs on him a lot as a result.

Dick feels that if he isn't constantly there for people, then he's failing, not only as a hero but as a brother and a friend. (I could also talk about how he leans into the himbo persona because his self esteem is a tripping hazard in hell, but that's for another time)

Then, you look at Tim. He's self sufficient, he's easy, and he's smart. Tim has gifted child syndrome. People think that since he's more mature, he can handle more. So they start treating him like an adult and whenever it's convenient, they double back to treat him like a kid.

So often, the adults in his life were emotionally inept, and their love for him was so often conditional. He had to grow up quick because nobody else wanted to.

Something I think about is how, despite Dick and Tim having similar experiences and bearing the weight of the world, they don't want to hurt each other more. Dick doesn't want to fuel Tim's gifted kid syndrome and Tim doesn't wanna fuel Dick's eldest daughter syndrome. They can't talk to each other because they're aware of the other person's situation, and don't want to continue fueling the other person's problems when, in reality, it would probably be the best course of action for the two of them.

They're so afraid of making the other's problems worse by talking, that they're don't realize that they're actually just harming the both of them. They fail to realize that they're stripping away the only other person who could fully understand in a way beyond just comprehending the words and feelings being told, the only other person who knows the family on a personal level and can empathize from a place of mutual feelings. They taking away the one person who *Gets It* fully and completely.

Anyway, sorry for rambling, I really like talking about things like this. Thanks for reading if you made it this far lol. I had a lot of fun writing all this.

Dick is for the eldest sibling while Tim is for the parentified children and I think that's the most important difference between them

[orcadotnet]

if Sean didnt die id like to think they wouldve gotten along

[cryptidteaparty]

Introducing my OC Rosario Figroa!

Warning Yap Session incoming:

Rosario is a Mexican dragon who is thousands of years old. He was cursed to by human by the Aztecian sun god.

He is greedy by nature, dragon’s need to form a hoard, so he has a gambling addiction, enter Stanley Pines.

Stan lost to him in Black Jack, but they still became friends nonetheless. They would rob casinos together.

Stan and Rosario once got too drunk in Rosario’s car, and ended up making out. They became casual boyfriend and then serious enough to talk about Stan moving in with Rosario.

And then came the heist slip up.

They got caught by the gang that owned the casino they were robbing, and Stan took the fall for it. The situation got bad enough that Stan had to skip town, he left while Rosario was asleep without any form of a note.

Rosario was PISSED.

Then Rosario heard about the “car crash”. He helped the Pines family while they sat Shiva(The way that Jewish families mourn, it usually lasts for seven days.) and explained his relationship to Stan.

The next time he saw Stanley was while he and Ford were in town while they were on Stan-O-War. He punched Stan in the face(rightfully so).

They are currently on good terms after having a VERY long talk.

[spoookyb0t]

i dont care for dandadan swap aus or gender bends or whatever because i love pathetic men okarun is my little loser princess

[vineboom-sfx]

Back agin with my Almeda Mall au, colored this time!!

[killsaki]

uuurrrggggg … teasing the loserboy you know has the biggest, seemingly most innocent crush on you. the guy everyone knows for a fact is a virgin just by looking at him. you don’t mean any harm by it, it’s fun! the attention , the stuttering, he makes you feel drop dead gorgeous just from the way he acts… you don’t do too much, just making your tits bounce when you sit across from him, talk low and lean in whenever you’re standing next to him, passing by him in ways that have you pressing up against him in just the right places.. all to get his pretty flushed face, and hitched breathes in response.

it’s intoxicating, you feel entirely in control... until you don’t. you push it too far. wrong place, wrong time.

you should’ve dialed it back, it being just the two of you at his place. you expected his roommate to be home, that you had nothing to worry about when you hugged him in greeting, then pulling away and trailing your hand down his chest.. you know you didn’t have any real drive to act on all the teasing, maybe eventually, but definitely not like this.

your timid little nerd has you pinned against a wall, trapped between it and his body which is much sturdier than it appears, you probably couldn’t struggle your way out if you wanted to. especially with how his strength surprises you as he uses one hand to half hold your weight, fingers bruising into your soft flesh as he fucks into you. his mouth mumbling into the crook of your neck about how pretty you are, how good you feel around him, how long he’s been waiting for his.. how much he loves you.

[yiffradio]

[asmogorna]

"Please pass the pills🍷"

close ups + process thingies as a bonus :3

originally i TO MY SHAME didn't think about the "please pass the pills" line and instead normal?? will?? norman?? was passing the other guy napkins ..

[oliviabear]

also i realised qimir kind of had no reason to do this because osha already told him she’s gonna let him train her so it’s not like he needs to, like, seduce her even more??

he’s just so down bad he wanted to hold hands 😭

he needs to chill she don’t even know his name and they met like 3 days ago…

[tiedsh0es]

Half rant because I'm tired of people interpreting that one scene as confirming Mephone as a child-- because I think you are missing the mockery that is Cobs character in that scene.

I think an interesting part of Cob's character is how he infaltilizes Mephone. Mephone has created something absolutely phenomenal, real intelligent life! Something even Cobs admits is impressive, but he refers and treats Mephone like a child given a power he does not know how to use. It's a reflection of how Mephone is just a tool to him. HE'S the creator. Mephone the conduit.

And now with this new scene?? The way he literally gets down on his knee to talk down to him? He's stolen away all that Mephone ever held dear, years of experience gone-- and Cob's has to gall to treat Mephone like this wayward child. Forgiven for his outburst. As if it's Mephone's fault any of this happened.

It's so horrible! So well written!!! I love Cob's as a villian. Agh it's just so good. But the fandom has to read everything in such a superficial way that it goes over their head and all they hear is Mephone is a child.

He's not a child. That's the point of this all. Cob's just refuses to see him for who he is. Cob's a character obsessed with life, robots who can feel and cry but will never see you as anything more real than that. That's all Mephone is to him. A child. A tool. He'll never see Mephone for who he is.

[cringyedge]

Babe what do you mean I’m not Pete Wentz in the early 2000’s doing anything but playing that fuck ass bass

[pompomussss]

God give him strength…

[chaosandmarigolds]

price, doing a mandatory psych eval: and on-

reader: I think this is unimportant. price: I’m worried about you.

reader: be worried about ghost- he’s carrying around soap’s ashes in a ziplock in his pocket and gaz will talk to the wall.

price:

reader:

price: and you call his number every night and leave a whole summary of your day.

reader: … you said you didn’t know where his phone-

price: I lied

(few moments)

price: a ziplock bag?

[zombvic]

THREE'S A PARTY (mason mount x reader)

summary : in which the beloved couple announce they're expecting a baby

face claim : noone in particular

notes : yall idk what to write.. this is more unserious than serious but we move on 😝💯 also don't u dare mention me adding lando cause 😴

pairings : mason mount x reader

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yourusename about to be the flyest baby out there.. TRUUUUST 🙏🏽🔥💯

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user HOLYFUCK

user wasn't on my bingo 2024 card omg 😭

masonmount drippiest baby out there 🗣🗣

- yourusername literally 😭🤞🏼

user they're gonna be the cutest parents i swr

user oh my gosh.. parents (LITERALLY)

user that baby has more shoes than me and ITS NOT EVEN BORN YET 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️

user if it's a girl yall better name her chelsea 😇

- user even if it's a boy

cmpulisic crazy way to announce a baby mate

- masonmount stop hating 👎🏻

yourusername posted a new story.

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yourusename it's been a while chat! SO...... we had our daughter, alessía mount, a few months ago. she's indeed been the drippiest baby so far tho 😝☝🏽 anyways i missed u guys tbh

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user adopt me PLEASEEEEE

user ugh to be the daughter of mason mount and y/n .. a girl can dream

user he's so smitten im sobbing

mclaren cutest baby ever

user never wanted to be a baby so bad

user should've been called chelsea smh

- yourusename dw it's her middle name 😴

user imagine being the daughter of THE y/n and mason mount

user that baby is gonna be majestic when she grows up

landonorris ADORABLEEEE ☹️🙏🏻

chelseafc congrats you guys !!

user me when

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masonmount my little girl 💙☹️

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user parenting goals

user he loves that girl so much

user actually sobbing right now

- user literally im never getting over dad mase

yourusename watch it with the caption..

- masonmount wdym babe

- yourusername OUR**** ?????

cmpulisic where is my picture credit

- masonmount you took a single picture mate

- cmpulisic so what? that's a third of this post ☹️

yourusename who's the guy in the 2nd picture he's mad fit 😝💯

- masonmount he's got a kid with his girlfriend whom he loves very much

chelseafcw future striker for chelsea 🙌🏼

- yourusername future stargirl

- masonmount project messi but female 🫡🫡

did this while watching practice two for the monaco grand prix and omd the mclaren livery looked sexy bro 😴😴😴 should be the main one i SWEAR its so nice to watch

[siriusly-insane]

I only yap about the marauders on days that end with y