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there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

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the underpass

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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️

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cruisin

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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

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Thinking again about the best furry telegram sticker

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i am something of a scientist

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gonna go get some vietnamese iced coffee and blow up a toilet 

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we're fucked. main breadwinner of the house got in a crash. if it's as bad as he says we're so fucked. i was going to try to save $ so i can move away from my abusers but if his car is totaled we're just going to lose our home flat out cause that's the only way he can do his job. We are so fucked. i want to die

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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friend make :3 ⪩༏⪨

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scream?

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oh u can have this post i don’t want it

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

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Why are you blending into the floor

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me when i smell burning popcorn