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āDragon Resting its Head on the Lap of a Womanā by Anton Robert Leinweber c. 1912
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Thesis statement for all of USA history forever
#I love this eternally relevant show lmfao#the x-fixed#just made it to season 4 in my latest rewatch
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#his faces are everything to me
#he was the best thing about that whole season and I canāt see the actor as anyone else now lmao#also further fuel for my āstop casting grown adults as teenagers it confuses all of usā hill Iāll die on
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I love his dopeass sister and would like to propose marriage to her, sheās amazing
My biggest issue with severance isā¦ honestlyā¦ that I canāt wrap my head around howā¦ mark can bag all these bitches?? Iā¦ I donāt get it???? I guess Iām shallow as fuck but I think Adam Scott is incredibly unattractive, I have never found him charming or anything, so theā¦ endless stream of hot women hanging all over his pasty ass is fucking me up lmao??
Really enjoying the show, itās fantastic, but I donāt think Iāll ever get past this particular bit of strangeness. Youļæ½ļæ½re telling me that wet-dishrag-lookin mofo has mad game? Come the fuck on
#and yeah truly how did ricken bag her and why is she so patient with him?#esoanem#the only moment for mark scout where I was like āthis is fine actuallyā#was when he was funny and giving blood in Gemmaās memory and he had a beard and a good haircut#but that was preeetty much the only time I saw him as almost attractive#the rest of the timeā¦ heās a chihuahua in a suit?#or as my officemate put it this morning: mark s looks like heās lit for a Dracula movie he looks like a vampire all the time
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My biggest issue with severance isā¦ honestlyā¦ that I canāt wrap my head around howā¦ mark can bag all these bitches?? Iā¦ I donāt get it???? I guess Iām shallow as fuck but I think Adam Scott is incredibly unattractive, I have never found him charming or anything, so theā¦ endless stream of hot women hanging all over his pasty ass is fucking me up lmao??
Really enjoying the show, itās fantastic, but I donāt think Iāll ever get past this particular bit of strangeness. Youāre telling me that wet-dishrag-lookin mofo has mad game? Come the fuck on
#I can deal with mind bending sci fi brain fuckery but I draw the line#at average looking milquetoast white dudes bagging every hot woman left and right#I meanā¦ my mans slept with both version of one chick as both versions of himself! incredible!#AND his wife is a stone cold fox AND he had a hot gf for a minute there#severance#does mark smell like super pheromones or what bc I think he looks like a fucking chihuahua in human form
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#I just jumped straight in front of the nostalgia train and let it hit me full-force#my darlings!!! itās been so long!!!
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āItās hard to kind of find something that wasā¦ that had the balance of being not too animal, and yet, not kind of humanā¦ And be able to be quite subtle ābout it and suggest things. So it was quite hard to do that and quite hard work to do that cuz you find out the way to do it by jumping around and running about.ā - Alan Cumming on Kurtās movements
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It was my birthday last week and I just learned today that Alan Cumming will actually genuinely literally be playing nightcrawler in the new X-men movie and I may or may not be crying in the club (my bed) right now
#holy shit????? Iām in tears???#reaching back through time to grab 22 year old me by the shoulders and shake her#like WE MADE IT BITCH WE MADE IT ITS REAL WE LIVED TO SEE THE DAY#this is incredible. I was delighted to have Ororo back in days of future past but devastated not to have kurt#now I get Kurt and no Ororo and thatās ok! trade off!#X-men#kurt wagner
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āEastern Promisesā and hands (David Cronenberg, 2007)
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#true my cat would give my defense %100 effort heart and soul the whole nine#but my horse would be a real lawyer about it. sheād be out here getting half of discovery thrown out#and making the prosecutions witnesses cry just by looking at them funny#and she would do this not because of an abiding love for me#but because no one is allowed to fuck with me more than her thatās her privilege she gets to ruin my day n#not you sir good day!!! defense rests
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Norse Mythology Valentines, Round 6!
[1][2][3][4][5][5.5]
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Norse Mythology Valentines, Round 7!
[1][2][3][4][5][5.5][6]
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Norse Mythology valentines, round twoooooo!
[Round One]
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ā³ Norse mythology valentines, round three
[round one] [round two]
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Norse Mythology Valentines, Round Four
[Round 1] Ā [Round 2] Ā [Round 3]
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Norse Mythology Valentines, Round 5!
ā„Ā [1]Ā [2]Ā [3]Ā [4]
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