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kasa-negi · 2 days ago
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These tags for Omniscient Reader on comic.io are hilarious I mean, they are technically not wrong, but make it sound like some bad doujin lmao
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goldfishinaplasticbag · 2 days ago
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Obviously this isn't going to happen but I had a thought and I had to share it because it's hilarious:
Tim (as either Angel or Jax) tells the bats Angel is younger than Jax
Tim, internally: it's technically true because Angel's only existed since the hotline started, haha
Meanwhile the bats are losing their minds. Jason is in denial like 'see no this makes sense, because they're clones of Bruce, and Angel is a later and more developed clone, so he's chronologically younger but physically older-'
LMFAOOOOOO omfg imagine because it would actually shift their entire world. how on earth is ANGEL younger ?!?!?!?!? would actually blow their minds
jason's denial is actually cracking me the fuck up. he's trying his best
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tagedeszorns · 2 days ago
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Y'know I actually really like this (Cuz WH40K lore, at times it does feel kinda silly, are still fun to read)
Back in the day, they got INCEST OLD MAN YAOI? Well at least I think it's incest cuz weren't they bros?
Sometimes I forgot this fandom is older than me and I'm technically a kid in this fandom, I'm 20 years old and only recently did I join this fandom cuz I saw a really good indie animation series based on this franchise
Hi I'm your new fan
Well hello there!
Happy to have you - and especially happy you are wanting to dive into the lore!
Warhammer is such a lovely 'verse, because there's something for everyone. No matter if you like the little guys (Imperial Guard, Arbites ...), the medium guys (Sororitas, Inquisition ...), the big guys in all flavours of the rainbow (Astartes, Chaos Space Marines, Custodes ...), the strange ones (Genestealers, Cultists ...), the really big guys (Primarchs, Demon Primarchs, the Chaos Gods, the Emperor ...), the kinky guys (Drukhari), the desperate guys (Aeldari), the metallic guys (Mechanicum, Dark Mechanicum), the even more metallic guys with so many issues (Necrons), the hungry things (Tyranids) or the fungi (Orks). (Or anybody else I forgot)
Let's get the incest-thing out of the way right in front: Nope, they are not really brothers. It's said by Fulgrim that they aren't. They are experiments basing on similar parameters, nothing more, nothing less. (This wasn't defined back in '99 when that Codex you mentioned was released. But they were just Generals back then) The adressing as "Brother" is strictly the military brotherhood thing. But some love to go overboard with this, so they are calling Astartes from other Legions "Nephew" or "Cousin".
If you like Old Men Yaoi - I would recommend "The Infinite and the Divine" as your first book to dive into. Those two are so very divorced and so very old! It's a truly fun read.
Or, more subtle, The Fabius-Trilogy. Because in the third his ex Hexachires is so very annoying. But maybe it's not the easiest read for beginners, because it profits immensly from the reader knowing the Heresy and the history of the Emperor's Children.
In general, I would advise starting with Horus Rising, because the Heresy is a closed chapter. There are tons of books, but if you start at the first, you will be lead to all the crucial points mostly talked about in fandom. Because Warhammer-Tumblr is heavily centred around the Heresy-stuff in general and the Primarchs particularly. I'm very sad about this, because most people forget about the Astartes, who have the most glorious, tragic, fun and emotionally moving stories, too!
So - again, welcome! Please don't believe anything you see on Youtube, Reddit, TikTok or whatever. It's mostly just dudebros regurging memes and confusing their opinion with facts. Take your time, read stuff for yourself - that's the best way! Ask people for reading recommendations - you get those best from the source of someone obsessing over that particular aspect of Warhammer.
Remember to have fun and to always enjoy the absolutely hilarious way Warhammer pokes fun at fascists!
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frownyalfred · 2 years ago
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I love how Nolanverse Batman was like “oh I don’t use guns” and then proceeded to body the hell out of some goons with the disassembled pieces of a rifle
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misspermitted · 4 months ago
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Not to randomly talk about Apothecary Diaries, but almost every time Mao Mao talks about Jinshi she uses the most romantic and poetic terms possible but says them with the banal factuality of a nature documentary narrator, and it is absolutely sending me. Like:
Mao Mao, completely deadpan: He is such a heavenly beauty, people would start wars over him.
Mao Mao, legitimately concerned: I best not put makeup on him. If he were made any more beautiful it would topple nations
Mao Mao, watching girls fawn over Jinshi: This makes sense, he has such otherworldly beauty that he would be irresistible to any woman or man
Mao Mao, as if taking a scientific observation: Something must be amiss with Master Jinshi, usually he glitters like the sun
(I’m not overdramatising, these exact narrations happened)
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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago
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You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.
Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.
Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.
The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???
I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.
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queeniewithabeanie · 3 months ago
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The Blob
Dpxdc Prompt #20
Danny is a blob ghost now and he's fine with that.
Turns out all blob ghosts are just regular ghosts who have expended to much energy and turn into balls of pure ectoplasm and emotion to recharge.
It's honestly a much needed and much appreciated vacation from all of his responsibilities.
He doesn't understand why he's getting so many worship-fear-cowed emotions from these people, but he's a blob right now, he doesn't have to care.
There's one boy that constantly projects awed-love-infatuated towards him. Danny likes him a lot more than all of the other guys.
In the mean time, Ra's Al Ghul has just found what he believes to be the conscious personification of the Lazarus Pits and there is no way he is going to let any of his assassins offend it. If only he didn't have to worry about his grandson being so enamored with the being as well.
Grandfather never let Damian have any pets.
"Distractions," he would say, "Unnecessary attachments."
Damian disagreed, but he was smart enough not to voice his belief. The Demon Head's word is law and he bows to nobody.
Or at least... nobody until the little blob of sentient Lazarus Water.
Grandfather says that it must be the pits personified and therefore needed to be treated with respect so there would be no chance of them being taken away.
Damian has no problem following this rule, he finds the little blob cute, like the pet Damian would never get to have. When nobody's watching he pets the blob, tells it stories about his day, and stays silent as it does happy little purrs.
In the hell that is Nanba Parbat, the blob is a bright spot in Damian's days.
So obviously when he leaves to meet his Father and claim his right as heir to the Cowl he slips the blob into his go-bag. No one will notice, the blob normally floats around as it wishes, sometimes going missing for hours.
By the time Grandfather realizes the blob has been away too long for it to have been without intervention it will have been too late. No one will suspect that Damian took the blob with him.
At least, that's what Damian tells himself to justify taking the little guy with him. He is comforted by the low hum in his bag, the blob is happy, if no one else.
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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago
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three people who were going to three different concerts run into each others in an alley
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nanaonmars · 1 year ago
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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!
clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love
duke, in the background: boke!
jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.
clark: 🧍🏻
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vynnyal · 9 months ago
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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more
#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server#emojis#art#rain world#Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes#Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over#Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp#??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor#rw monk#rw saint#spearmaster#Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol#You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo#Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server#So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts#And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles#Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect#Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway#Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time#(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community#3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious
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inkpotsprite · 10 days ago
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The Joker canonically sings along to Britney Spears.
I really have seen it all now.
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thelilylav · 1 month ago
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Briar and Apple are actually insane for each having the colour scheme of half the lesbian flag. They make a whole lesbian when put together. What the fuck was that about huh. What was the reason for that.
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starleska · 9 days ago
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so, i've noticed a few of you enjoying your short, red bowtie-wearing, completely unhinged, mostly bald, goofy-sounding, bug-associated animated villain with cartoon physics, reality-bending powers, and more than one distinct identity...
...but which one? 😉
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teyrnacousland · 4 months ago
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So I was replaying Sea of Blood and I noticed that if you look at the barrier, there are elven letters on it!
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Do you know what they say? It's one sentence on repeat, as far as I can tell. Prepare yourselves for the incredible knowledge this underwater barrier has to share us...
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It's backwards here, but it says: "I am an underwater barrier"
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luna-loveboop · 1 year ago
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
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I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
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And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
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Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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puppetmaster13u · 11 months ago
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Meme Prompt 12
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