#and it’s also consistent with the audio

[nanaonmars]

jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles: Guys, can we please– can we please give the $100k to Felipe?

Roier: Eh? What the fu– Ay ay ay ay– pendejos! Don't speak English, ok? Español. ¡Español!

Etoiles: Uh, uh, uh– [Singing] ¡Un, dos, tres!

Roier: [Also singing] Un, dos, tres, un pasito pa'lante María–

Phil: [In despair] ¡Inglés! Por favor!!! 😫

Roier: No, Inglés no, Inglés no. 😌

Phil: Inglés, por– 😭

Roier: Aqui Español, aqui Español. 🇲🇽 🇲🇽 🇲🇽

[flowersforthemachines]

Taash helping a qunari woman at the Treviso market

Qunari woman: Am not Antaam. Am rethari. Healer. Am help? Taash: Hey. Paakra "Cantori Diamond." Zablokra Teia "Taash sent me." Feshasit toh.

Qunari woman: Crows need me. Am Crow rethari now. They stop Antaam. Qunari woman: Oh! Taash! Rethra. Shaathala. Taash: Shokra toh ebra.

My DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

[tommytomatoe]

i love erik but his posting/scheduling is so inconsistent. its literally thanks to such an active, loyal, and creative community that this fandom doesn't starve. everyone pat yourselves on the back.

[umbratheshadowfamiliar]

Kramor OC cropped so all my shitty sketches aren't in the frame. Yes I did just rewatch Castlevania! How did you know?

@riooooooooo finally got around to it. Tumblr has once again nuked the quality so I apologise for the lineart.

[capitalisticveins]

Seeing as how you're doing headcanons again i'd like to request hcs of Gavin,Milo,Sam,Vincent,and Guy( btw here's a thought for ya Guy as Hermes dangerous has stuck in my head for the past couple hours send help) also your previous hc were also great!(you could say they were ruthless ha ha ha im sorry that was bad lol)

~ Deviant anon （⊃◕ω◕(´ω｀*⊂)

idk if you can tell but I really like Guy

also I wrote headcanons for some character recently so characters like Gavin, Sam, and Milo have them a lil short than Vincent and Guy since it takes a while to think about possible in-character hcs for them. Sorry :(

Lots of Headcanons #3

Gavin

Believe it or not, Gavin’s social media accounts are usually blank. Save for Instagram. He just has them to comment under the group’s posts.

Despite never reading a book, Freelancer has told him he’d do best in the writing industry.

He does not know how to hold a baby. If you give him a baby for any reason he’d hold it with both of his hands under its shoulders.

The worst he’s been scared was when he played a horror VR game, but he didn’t scream or anything he really just jolted and went “shit” and moved on. Freelancer was not amused.

He likes being the big spoon when he and FL cuddle because he gets to breathe in their scent, hold them, and remind himself that this is real, and not just a dream he’ll wake up from.

Milo

You can’t beat him in cup pong. Digitally or physically. You just can’t.

The only reason David is considered a better cook than Milo is because Milo uses a lot of seasoning and the pack is full of babies who can’t handle oregano or sazón.

Whenever the pack goes somewhere tropical he has to wear a shirt or Sweetheart will constantly attempt to latch onto his torso.

Milo and cats have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly. He had a cat toy when he was a toddler, his first cell phone had a stray cat as his wallpaper, he’d feed the stray cats around his home, etc. So when he learned that he and the people around him could turn into “dogs” (wolves but still) he was DEVASTATED. Got over it after a day tho.

He likes juice boxes.

Avid Apple Juice “tastes like piss” hater, although he also says mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste so take that as you will.

Sam

Sam fucking hates cowboys.

Sam had braces from the ages of 19-21 and the only upside he had to being a vampire when he first turned was that he didn’t need his retainer anymore.

Sam always reads manga wrong and no matter how many times anyone explains it he’ll read it from left to right and never understands what’s going on.

The closest Sam has gotten to riding a horse is when he flopped on top of Darlin’s back while they were shifted and they walked around his house like that…he’s never been on a horse.

Sam has a lot of existential crisises, compared to like Vincent or Porter.

If something's flying and he can't figure out if it's a plane, helicopter, animal, or any identifiable flying object, he just believes it's an Alien UFO and moves on.

Darlin' gave him a wheat head for Christmas once. He was not amused.

Vincent

Wanted to be a youtuber for a brief period in time in 2010.

Had a weird obsession with those traced anime characters dancing tiktoks in 2020, a little after meeting Lovely.

He canonically has multiple cars he likes showing off to Lovely, but he also nearly never uses them and it’s Lovely who showboats them and takes them on joyrides.

He didn’t believe William at first when he was first told he’s a vampire now and was the only one who survived The Surge incident, until they both saw his funeral take place and see his grave, which took place a long time after the accident because his parents refused to believe he was dead.

He had 3 tomodachis at once and they all constantly died because he forgot feeding them was a thing.

He commonly "regrets" asking William to make him unable to lie to Lovely because they like to ask him embarrassing questions on purpose and he can’t help but answer them, even though he could just stay quiet.

His favorite memory as a kid was roller skating with his parents on his 7th birthday. Even though he fell on his face, sprained his ankle, and had a loose tooth fall out. Still his favorite day.

Guy

GUY IS SO HERMES CODED UR RIGHT

Turned a fanfic he wrote as his college essay and got in just because of it.

Was very afraid of Honey when they first met, they kept staring at him like he was the scum of the Earth. They just wanted to talk to him about the Animal Crossing pin on his backpack.

Whenever his friends order from Max’s, and he turns out to be their delivery guy, they make fun of him so much (playfully) and give him a 10 dollar tip

He borrowed his friend’s motorcycle to impress Honey

Cried over Gnomeo and Juliet

Dressed up as the Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder drawing in 2023.

He almost gave himself a buzzcut once when he was drunk, he had to be held down because everyone knew he’d regret it so hard later, not matter how funny it’d be.

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

mermarcus for mermay

a neon tetra because they too are tiny cowards

[wiseabsol]

Hey. Hey Urbina. With the most respect possible, because I love your work: what the FUCK?! How do you expect me to sleep after that episode 1 ending?

This man never misses, I swear. Genuinely, folks, if you enjoy Dracula, world-weary ladies, and vampires who are actually terrifying, you've gotta listen to Dracula: The Danse Macabre. I have never been more in love with Mina and more unsettled by the Count. Also the tweaks to the vampire lore? UNHINGED. I am haunted by it!

[3-aem]

i genuinely yearn for the days when i did video game development and did not even care that they were working me to the bone because i had such a pathetically massive crush on my manager who very gay but believed in me a lot. and that was my entire braincell and also i always woke up at 6am rather than fall asleep…at that time

[sofastuffing]

i have a headache

[aq2003]

Seems you didn't like the latest King Lear very much, did you? What about Richard Wilson, have you warmed up to his Lear?

NONONO I PROMISE I LIKED IT I WOULDNT HAVE POSTED FANART OF IT IF I DIDNT i love the music like those violins scratch the itch in my brain they really embody the feeling of the play. and dt and jos vantyler and toby jones are soooooo so fucking good as the gloucesters they r my fav part of the adaptation. i was just was thinking about lear adaptations in general and how the specific cordelia in my mind doesn't exist anywhere i've seen so far past this (that one hate comment makes me mad they doesn't know wtf theyre talking about lmsdkfdlw)... anyway specific to the audio drama i do have a few gripes, like i wish they didn't cut down cordelia's "glib and oily art" lines or the asides she has to the audience bc i feel they are soooo important to her characterization beyond "she's a perfect moral angel" (like, even if you don't subscribe to autistic cordelia these lines do show her being nervous about how she can't/won't flatter lear like her sisters and how there's a part of her that wishes she could, which adds SO much personality and nuance to her) and re richard wilson's lear i'm just kinda going "Where is your fucking rage Rise Rise Rise" all the time BUT the point of the post i made is that i can't expect every production i watch to be the perfect version that exists in my brain that's all

[royalarchivist]

Pangi: [In chat] fit what team are you gonna join btw, or have you not thought about that

Fit: [Responding in chat] "I am a lone wolf"

Fit: [Deleting the message] No– that's not true, I have a Brazilian boyfriend on this server. In RP, so technically that's not true.

[foolishlyzephyrus]

i’m so glad i am good with money because i fear i would otherwise be blowing crazy amounts on big finish box sets

[1dkreally-moved]

(spoken through gritted teeth) your experience is not universal your experience is not universal your experience is not universal y

[peanutbutterandbananasandwichs]

One day I'm going to do what I've been threatening for a couple of years now and write a guide for drag producers about how to make their casting applications more neurodivergent friendly.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Can James choke me?