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My favorite thing is someone reblogging something old I wrote and forgot about. And then I get to read it and wonder where the fuck that came from, because holy shit did I actually think of that with my one and a half brain cells?

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I MISS U

I MISS ME TOO 😏😏

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MESSY

LUNA

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Falling in love.

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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AFUFYCYRXYRDTYCYTDTRCYFCYTCTCYTC WHY IS HE SO HOT UGHHHHHHHH

MC idk tf you’re on, THIS MAN IS FUCKINGGGGGG GORGEOUS IN THAT UNIFORM UGGHHHHH LEMME CHOKE ON IT

He’s my Roman Empires.

THIS FUCKING MAN OH MY GOD IM ON MY KNEES PLEASE INTERROGATE ME AND KEEP ME TRAPPED IN A WORLD WHERE ITS JUST U AND ME PLEEAAAAAASEEEEE

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Vega

UHHHHHH IM NOT SURE BUT A TEST TOLD ME DARLIN

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this might flop and @porcelaininkpot did this but i want to do my own twist

reblog/comment :: give me your

- favorite redacted audio character

- a listener/character you KIN

- a random number that pops up in your head as soon as you’re reading this

i’ll give you a tarot card (maybe a crystal too) but i’ll be mean and blunt to you (love u)

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References used (gotten off of Pinterest)

I’m probably going to regret this and hate it later.

Anyways, name suggestions anyone?

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They’re getting too much power for not having a name. I have an essay due in 2 hours and I have only been drawing this fuck.

I’m probably going to regret this and hate it later.

Anyways, name suggestions anyone?

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I’m probably going to regret this and hate it later.

Anyways, name suggestions anyone?

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Yes, but you're distracted aren't you? You're focused on what I mean instead of something else. So...

✨️ Success ✨️

Ngl this is mostly just to distract @vegafan69 but everyone else can enjoy it I suppose ehehehehe

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Chat I succeeded.

Ngl this is mostly just to distract @vegafan69 but everyone else can enjoy it I suppose ehehehehe

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Ngl this is mostly just to distract @vegafan69 but everyone else can enjoy it I suppose ehehehehe

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Me (im)patiently waiting for tomorrow to start in my game so I might be able to squeeze a little more EXP out of Caleb to get him to level 40 affection.

It’s been one day since I started playing again. I am in a choke hold and SO happy to be here.

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Love and Deepspace Masterlist

Main Masterlist

⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

Profile: Caleb Trope: Friends to ??? Content:

Simping > I'm going to make this a reblog chain of all the beautiful screenshots and pictures I take of him while I play the game <3

Videooooo

> tumblr made the quality shit the bed but he still looks very slay

Gravity Masterlist > Masterlist Series. Read Content Warnings if you're not familiar with his revived character. (I suggest not, because there are potential spoilers.)

⋘ 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡... ⋙

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Gravity Series Masterlist

Main Masterlist

Love and Deepspace Masterlist

Caleb x Reader (Hopefully I actually manage to slow burn this)

Series CW: Corruption, Typical Farspace Fleet shenanigans, Soft yandere behavior, Unrequited love, Memory loss, Emotional whiplash, forced proximity, Evol usage, FEMALE GENDERED READER BECAUSE THE CANON MC IDENTIFIES AS FEMALE. But only when the MC is being referred to, or we're in Caleb's perspective. Otherwise it's first person.

Part One

Part Two

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Gravity Part One (because I didn't storyplot this so it's improv)

No thoughts. Only Caleb, only Love and Deepspace.

Series CW: Corruption, Typical Farspace Fleet shenanigans, Soft yandere behavior, Unrequited love, Memory loss, Emotional whiplash, forced proximity, Evol usage, FEMALE GENDERED READER BECAUSE THE CANON MC IDENTIFIES AS FEMALE. But only when the MC is being referred to, or we're in Caleb's perspective. Otherwise it's first person.

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It was a cruel kind of torture, having her around. Painful when his emotions got too high and his Toring chip reminded him that emotions were meant to be shut down, but god... having her close by, having her knew he wasn't dead? Hearing her voice, her laughter, seeing her smile, smelling her hair... Who knew Elysium could hurt so badly?

His leather boots clicked against the alloyed floor as he walked, gloved hands clasped behind his back and expression cold. What had she said?

"I'm starting to think this suit is your mask."

He would let her unmask him if she wanted. Let her peel away the layers of his Colonel uniform until there was no mask. All she had to do was ask him. Granted, there were too many secrets that hid under his skin. Would she cut into his skin to get the secrets that she knew he kept and bothered her so much, even if it hurt him?

He swiped the card through the reader and the door slid open, revealing his office. He walked in, the door sliding shut behind him and he tossed the keycard onto his desk before taking a seat and pulling his hat off.

She occupied too many of his thoughts. She always had. From when they were children in the shelter, to when Gran adopted them both, to when they were in high school. Even as she went to Hunters Academy and he became a fighter pilot for the DAA, she was still on his mind, around his neck, in his lungs.

His beautiful torture. His pipsqueak. His anchor. His everything.

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I sighed as I paced the length of the hallway. I tried the door again, but it still remained firmly locked. Caleb has insisted it was for my safety, but I knew better. He was trapping me inside. I hissed out a breath and checked my watch. Still no signal.

I was getting stir crazy, and after I had shot the lock out last time, he had taken my pistol from me. I was going insane, stuck in here. I moved towards the window and peeked out. Too far to jump, and I didn't have his Evol to help my decline. I felt like a sitting duck, waiting to be roasted.

I went back to the bed and flopped down in it, staring up at the ceiling. He would be back soon, and maybe I could reason with him. Even if he wasn't the Caleb I knew or understood anymore...

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Caleb ditched the last meeting. It was wholly unnecessary and he had more important things to do. Liam could go in his place. That was what adjutants were for, after all. He left HQ, snagging an umbrella as he went. It was raining so often in this season of Skyhaven.

He left the building and started walking down the sidewalk, headed back home. Back to her. His chest tightened, even as ease and relief washed over him. She had to still be there. Maybe he should buy her something as an apology. She liked sweets, he knew that. He knew everything she liked.

Everything about her. And he doubted she had changed all that much while she had thought him to be dead. He stopped by the market, grabbing a few ingredients for supper as well as some candy for her. The bag dangled from his gloved fingers, his other hand still grasping the umbrella.

The rain drummed curious fingertips on the taut dark waterproof fabric of his umbrella, sliding and dripping off the edges. His boots splashed in the puddles as he drew closer to the building.

He rode the elevator up, using his Evol to push it faster and bypass any other floors. Everyone would get their turn, but he needed to get back to her. The elevator doors dinged open and he stepped out, walking towards the door. His uniform coat flowed out half-dramatically with each step as he swiped the keycard and punched in the code. He turned the door handle and pushed it open after the clicks of the locks. He set the closed umbrella down, and put the grocery bag on the counter before walking to her room

He still remembered telling her she could pick whichever room she wanted, and she had picked the room he had been using as his own. The way his heart had clenched with the certainty that they were still connected, despite the strain. He unlocked the door and opened it.

"Hey pipsqueak. I've got a surprise for you." He said, seeing her sprawled out on the bed. He swallowed thickly at the sight and forced his mind and gaze to focus.

"I don't want it," She replied huffily. He smirked and stepped further into the room.

"Oh come on. I haven't even told you what it is. I think you liiiike it~" He sang, moving closer and he peeled off the leather gloves, tucking them into the pocket of his uniform pants. She lifted her head and met his gaze. He could see the grimace she tried to hide. She had told him to his face that she hated the uniform on him, the person he became when he wore it.

Didn't she see, it didn't matter what hat he wore, he was still the same Caleb who had always looked out for her? He was just more open now, more expressive instead of bottling it all down. Not that her dense self had ever noticed. But he sighed, being patient with her bad mood. He sat down next to her, leaning back on one hand as his other hand ruffled her hair. She swatted at his hand and he let it drop. "Suit yourself. I guess I'll just enjoy the candy all by myself~" He hummed nonchalantly. She glanced at him and he bit back a smile. She was so predictable, still so easy to read. But that's what happened when you were raised right alongside someone. You learned to read every glance, every lipbite, every tensed inch of skin.

"You... got candy?" She asked reluctantly, and he nodded calmly.

"Your favorite too. But if you don't want it-"

"The least you could do is give it to me after keeping me trapped in this room all day." She interrupted and he smiled. Gotcha, pipsqueak. He stood up and offered her his hand, a gentle smile curving his lips, his eyes reflecting it. The version of him that he knew was more familiar to her. Would put her at ease. She didn't take it though and he cleared his throat, letting his hand fall back to his side instead. Baby steps.

Series Masterlist Part 2

(^ All coming soon!)

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THIS FUCKING MAN OH MY GOD IM ON MY KNEES PLEASE INTERROGATE ME AND KEEP ME TRAPPED IN A WORLD WHERE ITS JUST U AND ME PLEEAAAAAASEEEEE