#it’s a living

[ducktracy]

this may be one of my favorite fourth wall breaks i’ve seen, it’s perhaps not the most earth shattering but the contrast in modern design is so strong. imagine seeing this in a theater!!!

[secretly-larry-daley]

Welcome back to the ✨crack ship corner✨

I’m your host Percy Choo Choo. And today, I would like to talk about some Skipper/Doc Hudson headcanons.

How did I come up with this? The power of headcanons and ghost fuckery. Now, to the headcanons

• So this all started with my headcanon that— Doc Hudson fucked around as a ghost to mess with Skipper. Often times just bugging him or giving him a little scare here and there. Because let’s be honest, Doc— as much as he wants you to believe, is not always a serious person. Dude likes to fuck around, especially with people he loves. And this ship was born

• Skipper and Doc met, sometime after a year or so after Doc’s crash, in a bar. Doc was still kinda bitter but he still had that cockiness to him. Skipper was trying to get his life together. Even if it had been years after the incident, it was incredibly hard to move on.

• So, in a way, the two of them levied the pain of their past. The two became friends with benefits. Something completely detached of personal emotion….

• WHOOPSIES, the two of them gain personal emotion for the other.

• But these stubborn fucks don’t know how to communicate, so neither of them know until the other is dead and a ghost.

• yet even when Doc comes back as a ghost, it takes them a good time to say anything.

• They do the most romantic, couple-ish things known to man and they’re like “yeah, this is completely platonic.”

• Like they’d go on a picnic with each other and hold hands as they talk about the past with one another and look lovingly in each other’s eyes while Skipper wears a silly sun hat (that detail is very important).

• AND THEN GO ABOUT THEIR LIVES LIKE NOTHING

• It’s like a fucked up Rom-Com

• And honestly I’m living for it

[infiniteheartsglitch]

I improved so much over this summer and I can say it is 100% because of my obsession and self ship with a fictional character.

[blurban-form]

Ice Cream Dog

There is either one very busy dog or a number of similar-looking dogs all selling ice cream in Bluey-Brisbane.

Maybe one day there’ll be an episode at the ice cream distribution centre and we’ll see dozens of this same dog? 😉

[ihavenomoralsss]

*courts you through my passionate fic comments*

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[victusinveritas]

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.