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You there boy! What day is it?

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i love this image so much

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Silco and his terror of a daughter

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at the mariners bar: sorry mates i cant go out today.. My boat's transmasc now. He's more comfortable with he/him. He just went through top surgery to get his sails removed and he's recovering. Bluebeard-and-Pronouns the woke pirate: arrg so he's gotten a mastectomy. well i'm glad that he's discovered himself.

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poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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when two adhd girls link up... ANYTHING could stop us

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In an alternate universe they're university professors and married I saw it in the wild rune

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"Doctor, you may begin the process"

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fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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I need Red God to break down like this:

51% Poetic Darrow/Mustang Reunion scene (from both perspectives) and the subsequent equally poetic sex scene. Yes this should be half the book. Fight me. *Bonus if Darrow compares his wife to mars and refers to Virginia as the beautiful scarred*

19% Lysander New Groove (the groove is racism, and it is not in fact a new) Lysander takes out Atalantia in some underhanded way, probably rationalizes reasons to kiss Cicero, uses Atlas as a boogie man constantly, also someone makes a joke about a Lune controlling all the Moons of the Core of he takes Deimos

Also lots of racism because he thinks it makes him smart

10% Mustang bloodies her hooves:

Virginia 👏 gets 👏 shit 👏 done 👏

Only ten percent because she also has page time for the reunion chapters. And she’s just that efficient. Victra also gets shit done in these chapters and somehow gives less fucks whole doing so. Also *something* needs to be done about that clone 👀

20% Lyria becomes the Red God

Lyria joins Volga (after we get canon confirmation they’re lesbians) in figuring out how to communicate and organize with the Ascomanni that joined the Volk Fleet after Volsung Fa cling clang clunk confessed.

Through this and her growing connections to Darrow’s trusted friends, Lyria realizes the way to literally break the chains would be if no one had sigils anymore.

In the climax of her story Lyria becomes the Red God after she takes the red dose of Eidme meant for Darrow and instead dying a gruesome death her sigils simply crumble away leaving her hands bare.

Lyria reveals because of the efforts of herself, Virginia (and the clone), Darrow, and Mickey, (and hell legs throw in the guy that made the nightlily as well for the sake of an IG call back) they’ve found a way to alter how Eidme works it still targets the sigils but instead of causing rapid cell death to spread from the affected sigils, Eidme now *only* targets the sigils and anyone infected with it can break the chains by spreading among the colors as a way to remove sigils.

Lysander flees to Mercury but is already infected and begins to lose his sigils and by returning to the senate he causes a mass panic among the 200 not only for the biggest military embarrassment since Merrywater Ex Portus but also because the symbol of the golds status literally begins crumbling to dust before their golden eyes and Lysander is stabbed in the back by Cicero first, Julia Bellona second, and then the rest of the probably now less than 200 in the senate and Cicero surrenders for the greater good. ||