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she took my scarab in the divorce

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What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

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Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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never ever ever gets old

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my contribution to this trend🙇

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Okay so I got Rednote because I heard about the whole migration thing and I never bothered to sign up before, and the cultural exchange has just been really fascinating

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Darrow: If I had a nickel for every time a young Red woman whom I explicitly forbade to join me on a perilous mission to a different planet stowed away on my ship and remained undiscovered for at least a week, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's infuriating that it happened twice.

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

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a few days ago an irl told me about how the alphabet is on the wrong order on the doctor who wiki because in one episode a character recites the alphabet backwards but gets two letters the wrong way around and there has been no other representation of the full alphabet in any other dw media so technically there’s no proof that it isn’t canon and i’ve been thinking about that ever since

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what if this scene was worse

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One time in the lofigirl YouTube live chat I saw someone say "im not racist im fan of tacobel" exact quote. I missed the entire context of the conversation because that chat moves so fast but I saw that message. It has been seared into my memory for years. It is so funny to me, it's like one of my favorite memes, except it's not even a meme, it existed for like five seconds before the chat moved on and who knows how many people even saw it. But I did. I remember.