#it was a fever dream

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

bdoubleo’s eyes are actually scarily small, but he wears glasses that magnify them to an inhumane scale, like bobble in tinkerbell

You just unlocked a childhood memory I forgot I had

[lotus-pear]

AAAAAA LOTUS I CANNOT

I NEED MY SILLY DETECTIVES MANGA BACK

NOT WHATEVER THIS BULLSHITTERY IS

FYODOR NEEDS TO STOP OH MY GOD i miss my detectives and silly mafia peoples AGHHHH

i swear asagiri hates us

SEASON ONE CANNOT BE BSD😭😭😭😭 ITS LITERALLY JUST???? AN OFFICE ROMCOM????? WITH SILLY DETECTIVE STUFF?????? WHATS EVEN HAPPENING RN

[sisterdaniells]

was that video yesterday real?

[werenotacoupleyesyouare]

Fuck do you all remember how insane we went for Hitting on 16

I have the whole thing taped to my wall

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

just watched the barbie movie

wha t t he h e l l .

[appleciderjulie]

note to self: make cookies with friends more often 🧍‍♀️

[valorxdrive]

Arias vc: do it u coward

BACKFLIPS, TWISTS, THEN PROCEEDS TO SLAM A B-BALL INTO THAT HOOP WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO MAKE IT BREAK.

There was pride made as the glass shatters and cascades like glimmering lights around his figure. Oh, for the Keyblade Hero here was a man of many talents.

Tearing up the court happens to be in that skillet.

So! He winks towards Arias while performing this showoffy display.

"If ya want me to take the shackles off so to speak, so beat it! Just don't have no second thoughts now!"

@aspiringparasyte

[kensatou]

those!!! are!!! his!!!! tits!!! be gentle 👉👈

[puppy-eyes-wilson]

i just fuckin beat duolingo wth

(btw i do not recommend the finnish course it's kinda shit but now i can be ominous as hell so)

[violent138]

League members discussing meeting Robin at work:

"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."

"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."

"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."

"He? I met a blonde girl."

"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."

"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."

"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."

"The child I met was paler than the moon."

"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."

"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."

So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.

[aetherprism]

what do you mean they put hlvrai references in tf2 what do you mean valve knows about hlvrai

[nelsaqift]

shoutout horrific necktie. never once offered useful or even adequate advice and actively tried to make things worse. amazing

[tabsnaomi]

come back to me

[fanaticalthings]

I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.

Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.

But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.

And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.

Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.

But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.

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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:

[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.

Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-

Damian: I need you to blow up his car.

Jason:

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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:

[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.

Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.

Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.

And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?

[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:

[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-

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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:

[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>

Jason: GET OUT-

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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:

[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:

Jason: Are you here to kill me

Cass:

Jason: Just make it quick.

[oneluckygoose]

“Toretto’s my name, and family’s my game. Hello, I’m Joel Smallishbeans, and you’re watching the Life Series” *pulls out a lit stick of dynamite and draws the shape of a car in the lower left corner*

[honeybard]

the private life of international celebrity Sam Butler is that she lives in a house with her partner who is mildy haunted by shadow demons, and his ex slash her childhood friend slash their best friend lives in a van on her driveway and every Sunday their other best friend who has bird wings flies over the sea to England from Chicago to have dinner with them