#it isn’t that deep

[astrolionking]

Astro Boy fans calm the fuck down abt the 2009 film and just enjoy the silly robot movie challenge

[messrsbyler]

y’all could’ve voted chrissy and eddie out (ew), alexei and murray out (LITERALLY ONE OF THEM IS DEAD), argyle and eden (love at first sight? REALLY?) and chose to vote stonathan out? that’s it now i have beef with y’all

[brauthaalandfc]

I hate wearing football tops out in public because why is a 14 year old boy staring me down with pure hatred in his eyes

[incoherentchanting]

this shit is so funny

[lucyllawless]

[beegs-bugs]

Live footage of Jon gaslighting himself into thinking he’s only jealous of Peter Lukas because Martin is such a good assistant. No other reason.

Art by my irl friend Vin Who Isn’t On Tumblr

[squbibi]

That one tweet that said the reason why lightbulb isn’t taking this fully seriously is cause she physically can’t. Shes designed to be this way. Throws up

[the-winds-of-destiny-xxx]

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[tolkienaboutit]

This is literally the problem with people like this. I have not said my race once on this and people are calling me a gringo. Fuck off. This pedantic argument doesn’t apply here first off, and secondly it is really sad that you can’t understand that this isn’t about American centrism at all, but rather convenience. Most people have no fucking idea where Delaware is outside of the USA so people are just going to say “I’m American” to simplify. It isn’t that deep. Like I said before, America is composed of 50 states. People I have talked to in REAL LIFE and not you chronically online weirdos do not give a shit about this. Go fight a battle that actually matters.

i get so annoyed when someone says americans instead of usamericans i immediately feel the need to go like "actually i dont think this applies to south americans"

[noxcheshire]

I think I’d be really funny, if Bruce was a reincarnated Vlad.

This is going to be based off of a prompt I saw (I will find you) where Bruce suddenly remembered his past life as Vlad.

HOWEVER, my take on that is the de-aged Ellie and Dan because the amount of ANGST and self hate that Bruce will go through thinking his past self was not only a villain, but also that sort of person?

It will eat him alive.

It will eat that man alive every time he goes to sleep and another burst of memories pass underneath his eyelids.

It burns him when he wakes up with the phantom touch of a body underneath his hands, of a boy just as young as Damian and thinner too, struggling to escape a grip of a man whose hold was too possessive, and too cruel.

It feels like acid swishing down his throat when he wakes with the taste of oily words filled with threat and something more whispered over the form of a boy. A young boy whose blue eyes blazed furiously back and yet tried to hide the quiet bursts of fear underneath.

It feels like Bruce cannot scrub the man he had been right out of him, even when his skin blisters red until it bleeds. Vladimir Masters had woken spitting and screaming, burrowed like a cold sore underneath everything that is Bruce.

Bruce hates it.

Hates the monster he had once been and still is — because despite the fact Vlad is now Bruce, living and breathing and existing here in Gotham — Vladimir Masters still exists.

He is out there right now in a little place called Amity Park, pulling weight and blood just to get what he wants.

A man who has used and abused for far too long…

Perhaps it was time to see to it, that however and whatever way that Bruce came to be, that it began with Vlad’s unfortunate circumstances back into the Ghost Zone.

[peachdues]

anyways that recent ask about if Compass!Nemi could have kids in a perfect world has me thinking about this little bit from an upcoming chapter (ft a bloody, beaten Sanemi)

“I’d make babies with you,” he slurs, his head falling heavily onto his arm.

“No, you wouldn’t,” your fingers peel his eye lids back, studying the way his pupils react to the light. “You don’t want kids, remember?”

Thankfully, Sanemi’s eyes dilate the way you think they’re supposed to. No concussion, at least.

“Said I can’t have ‘em, not that I didn’t want ‘em. Two different things.” He groans as you turn your attention to the many bruises blooming along his ribs, nauseating whorls of black and purple rapidly covering the left side of his torso. “I’d only have ‘em if it was with you. We’d make a whole truckload.”

“That’s ambitious,” you tear a wad of paper towel from its holder on the table and shove the wad in front of his lips. “Cough.”

With a wince, Sanemi complies. He coughs once, twice, before he rolls his face against his forearm. You inspect the paper towel with excruciating precision, searching for any sign of red among the spittle staining its fibers, but there is none to be found.

Sighing, you crumple the towel in your hand and slump into the seat next to his. If any ribs are indeed broken, they haven’t punctured his lungs. You’ll take your silver linings where you can get them.

Sanemi continues pouring his heart out all over your table, the lids of his eyes growing heavy. “Kids and grandkids, too. I’d do it all with ya, if we were anywhere but here”.

BONUS

“I think you’d make a damn good mom, for what it’s worth. ‘M sorry I’m takin’ that away from you.”

lovesick loverboy

[ewwww-what]

an archdevil and a presidential candidate sneak into a gay bar

flatcolor + closeups below :)

[voiddaisy]

every time i consume new nightwing media a year is taken off of my life. why is he so tragic? has he sought out a psychiatrist? therapy? maybe some ketamine? does he need a dog? i can bark.

[m-aximumjoy]

Some interesting similarities between the forms of Falling Devil and Darkness Devil.

There’s the use of multiple bodies to create a singular form, the angular shapes, the mantis-leg-like appendages, the sheer height.

These two also share very strong hand motifs, which makes sense for both of them: when it’s dark, you have to feel your way around, usually with your hands; when you’re falling, you try to grab onto something with your hands.

I’m curious to see if the other Primals look anything like these two.

[myokk]

a collection of fast scribbles of Eloise💘

[tiredyke]

every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant