#is blowing up your house

[vamprisms]

when you say you love fucked up freak characters that had better extend to female characters too and not just the men you want to write horny self insert fanfiction about

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[alicent-archive]

Vhagar huffing out hot air because Aemond told her to wait BEFORE hitting the desired target is the exactly moment where the spirit of Visenya possessed her.

[toastsrambles]

it’d be so funny if mi6 just had a completely different three years than liam and sherlock and albert all did.

like… liam goes, “oh! but louis, tell me what you all did when we were gone! it must have been hard… but i’m sure it went well, yeah? :)” expecting to hear some stories about atoning or protecting the stability of the british empire or whatever.

and louis is just white knuckling his wine glass because fred tamed a bear and it lives in the basement, moniepeny accidentally became the idol of a cult, bonde crashed his car thing into parliament and he still hasn’t finished the paperwork about that, von herder regularly shoots cannonballs through his bedroom floor, and he hasn’t slept for a solid week.

and he just meets liam’s eye and says “……..fine.”

because honestly? the rest of mi6 had to bodily hold him back from assaulting a visiting diplomat in the street last week, so fuck it, if they keep his secret, he’ll keep theirs.

[lilcatastrophe]

tosses y’all some more vld textposts while i work on a new drawing

[bluutooth]

it's red in here

individual ones cuz yuh

[wu-wakfu-undertale]

Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

[nikosdaydreams]

if i see one more Team "feminist" Black stan call Helaena the r slur I'm going to prison

the day Helaena antis realise that there is nothing feminist about making fun of a woman for her disability is the day I can rest peacefully

[heich0e]

i'm sure i'm not the first to say it but considering the official umemiya bedhead art i can't help but think of the quiet intimacy of hajime letting you (or asking you) to do his hair for him first thing in the morning.

[saym0-0]

hi. im an ambulatory wheelchair user fwhip truther. if you even care.

this drawing was originally for a teen/human au, hence the lack of a beard hes like 15, but tbh it could also be regular fwhip so read it as you like

[knowledgequeenabc]

Helpful info I found being mocked by terfs, because they refuse to take antisemitism seriously. (Naturally). Go on and spread this version, please

[bambiraptorx]

I know that logically Draxum probably got away with making the mutagen and oozequitos because he was very careful about hiding his research and whatnot, but the much funnier explanation is that he's already so weird that when he rolled up to an academic conference two months after his lab exploded the first time with his 200 page paper on how he's going to bioengineer mosquitos to be the size of his hand (without giving a single reason as to why he wants to do this), the most he was met with was maybe a few raised eyebrows and a couple people wondering how he still gets grant money

[finelinens1994]

reworking a drawing from last summer

[danieyells]

Anomalous Medicine First Year Notes:

Curse: Supernatural disaster or misfortune actively brought on by humans or anomalies

Calamity: Chaotic disaster inflicted upon a large group of people by a high-ranking anomaly

Divine Retribution: A disaster or punishment enacted by an anomaly possessing a distinct form of logic or ettiquette when that logic or ettiquette is not adhered to

. . .so if Towa electrocutes you because you threatened or disobeyed Haru, is that technically divine retribution? Or is that not distinct enough logic/etiquette? Is Towa a god????

[neonlitlesbians]

[jurassic-cunt]

The last three months, same five ties. Thursday should be that paisley thing. It's a gift from my wife. No, it's not. Julie hates green. You bought that yourself. You wanna look pretty. At work. Wilson's got a girlfriend. Stop, stop. I don't.

So, what's her name? When do I get to meet her? There's nobody. Give it up. Your lips say no, but your shoes say yes. Well, they're French. You can't trust a word they say. Solid, yet stylish. A professional woman would be impressed. I'm thinking accountant. Actuary maybe. It's somebody in the hospital. Patient? Chemo's not sexy. Daughter of a patient. She would certainly have the neediness you need. I'm not gonna date a patient's daughter. Very ethical. Of course, most married men would say they don't date at all. There was no date! I had lunch with one of the nurses. It's her first time in an oncology unit and she's having a tough time, emotionally. Perfect. I wanted to be nice. That's all. I mean it. You always do. It's part of your charm.

I know you love your wife. You loved all your wives. Probably still do. In fact, you probably love all the women you loved who weren't your wife. You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that? Yeah, and you're the good guy. At least I try. Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want. And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want. So between us, we can do anything. We can rule the world!