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i love it when people have a secret joke that’s just ready to go. unlockable through specific dialogue tree choices
yesterday someone in choir had a stuffed cow with a little heart locket on it. when i said it was cute & i liked the bling she handed it to me and said “why don’t you open . the locket :-)” and after struggling for like a minute trying to pry it apart, inside was just the smallest most compressed image of the ao3 logo i have ever seen
#instant damage#i feel like there’s a possibility she has tumblr so if you see this hi sorry you’re the funniest person ever
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Made the mistake of opening the comments on a star wars instagram post
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Bruce and Clark start dating and Clark finds himself spending more time around the batkids and whenever he's losing an argument he just says "yeah? well I fucked your dad."
It's very effective.
#it deals instant psychic damage#the kids still have not found a good response#clark tries not to be a petty person but he does enjoy the intense reactions his words evoke#it's especially effective on damian who can't even argue that bruce isn't technically his dad#tim tried 'well i fucked your son' once but it just doesn't have the same impact#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#dc#dc comics#mine#batfam
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Batgirl (2000) #62 // #58 // #28 // #20 // #28 // #62 // #62 + Batgirls (2022) #14
#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#stephcass#guess who just read batgirls 14#instant psychic damage#godddd these two!!! THESE TWO!!!#batgirl#batman#batgirls 14 you will always be famous
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Golden Fleece
#my art#cotl#cotl lamb#blood#it was really fun to ponder this one#cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece#i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements#the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor#since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit#although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e#instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece#and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection#i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :]#anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second#before totally unbalancing myself and falling#the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace
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joon and his little one 🐨🐰
#namjoon#jungkook#bts#bangtan#namkook#jeon jungkook#kim namjoon#btsedit#dailybts#btsgif#mori*#*instant critical mental damage*#my fbi agent just saw me ugly cry because of namkook while blurring logos on photoshop#I gotta stop posting at night when no one's around lol
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And yes, Durge is so narratively appealing to me because all what's going on on a Big Scale is literally Your Personal Fault.
The consequences of your own actions. The evil undead general? You WORKED with him.
The lunatic murderer? She is an annoying little sister who stabbed you.
The tyrant closing black fist over the Baldur's Gate? Your Buddy. You were his FAVORITE.
It's not just some random "evil force takes the wheel and you need to save the world."
I mean, it is, but YOU are the part of this evil force. Everything bad happening around can be easily traced back to you and your evil plan. It's YOUR evil plan (and Gortash's, but you were A TEAM of evildoers, equally into it).
You were SO GODAWFUL the tyrant choking Baldurs Gate sees you and lights up like a candle.
Of course it's narratively pleasing, the entire Dark Urge playthrough is just "and if these are not consequences of my own actions" and it's AMAZING.
#bg3 spoilers#dark urge#durge#dark urge spoilers#also as a durgetash stan i just have to say#returning to your partner and lover and having ZERO memory about either of those things is gold#“sir do I know you?” instant physic damage tyrant dead on the floor#bg3
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Olivia is my favorite so far!!
#kickdraw#fear and hunger#olivia fear and hunger#She is my fav but also my fav to play as#I am cursed i want to play as her and get all her dialogue hakdfjghadg#I keep trying to play as other characters but I miss the ramp mechanics so much#nothing fills me with more power than lining up a ramp well and running over zombie cops in the city entrance - instant therapy#i have no idea if that even does damage like out of battle guns do but i hope its possible to kill them that way
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dilf Sasuke definitely thinks about some of the stuff he said to Naruto when he was younger and cringes
#“You could've spent that time training to be Hokage” *instant psychic damage*#narusasu#sasunaru#naruto#boruto#naruto uzumaki#uzumaki naruto#sasuke uchiha#sasuke#uchiha sasuke
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BBS is a tragedy in many ways, but one of the things that gets me is that the catalyst, the one big thing that caused this mess to begin with, is so avoidable.
Like, the story starts primarily because Terra starts to fear himself (because of the darkness he has unwittingly 'used') and this causes a spiral of doubt and obsession. A spiral which he could've escaped from or maybe not even started if he just 1) had been taught the balance between light and dark properly (that darkness is more than just unquestionable evil, that light is more than unquestionable good, that they can and should co-exist in balance), and 2) had consistent socialization from more than the same 3 people.
Like. BBS is a cautionary tale about what happens when people aren't exposed to a wide enough variety of people and, therefore, end up naive and overly trusting because they never learned that people have ulterior motives. Terra is consistently manipulated and used by people literally everywhere he goes, because he can't see that they might not have the best intentions! He can't see the red flags because he doesn't know there are red flags to look for!
Xehanort knows this. It's why he targeted Terra to begin with: because he would be susceptable to his words. The main reason he couldn't use Aqua is because she was too confident in her own values, she didn't have the seed of doubt that Terra had. It's the only thing that prevents her from being used the same way he is, even though she is just as naive and trusting as he is.
Ven probably has it the worst socialization wise. Unlike Terra and Aqua who, presumably, has/had a family and life outside of the Land of Departure prior to beginning training there, Ven doesn't remember anything before then (not that he had much he'd be happy to remember anyway). And since he's the youngest and most 'fragile' one (due to being in recovery for most of his time here), he gets somewhat coddled and shielded by everyone else. Not to mention the way Eraqus completely forbid him from leaving and never intented for him to ever see worlds outside the Land of Departure. Sure, Terra and Aqua aren't typically supposed to leave either, but at least they'd be allowed in certain situations. Ven wouldn't.
Ven isn't allowed to interact with anyone outside of home. He's not allowed anything that involves the outer worlds. (He and Naminé are a bit alike in that sense. Though at least the people he's stuck with are nice to Ven and do genuinely care for him, unlike Naminé...)
BBS happens largely because Eraqus failed as both a teacher and a parental figure to all of them, but Terra most of all.
#started bbs again and had feelings. not sorry#so much of the story in general (but ESPECIALLY terras part) happens the way it does bc eraqus was a flawed man with flawed values#he taught his pupils a rigidly black and white worldview that doesnt work when put to practice#and he isolated them from the outside world meaning they lack so so much necessary knowledge and exposure#its why they were so much more susceptable to manipulation and misdirection than someone like sore#who is also largely trusting#but he has had proper socialization and exposure to different people as he grew up#that he can tell good and ill intent apart#but its also like.#at the point where the story starts its already too late#because the damage is done#they cant undo the flawed teachings and under-exposure in an instant#eraqus failed to see the consequences for his teachings- that by demonizing darkness he makes it a source of fear#and as he himself said: fear leads to obsession and obsession feeds the darkness#and obsession he unwittingly stoked by creating said fear#also just to be clear this is not meant as eraqus hate he is a complicated man who made mistakes#but nevertheless meant well and could never have forseen just how badly his teachings wouldve made things#OUGH its a complicated situation and none of them are really at fault!#(except xehanort)#(he is very much directly at fault)#terra#aqua#ventus#eraqus#kingdom hearts#kingdom hearts birth by sleep#kh#kh bbs#xander rambles
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I feel like I’ve lost sight of myself, Mulder. It’s hard to see, let alone find in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we’re not. We’re going in an endless line -- two steps forward and three steps back. While my own life is...standing still.
THE X-FILES GIF MEME — [1/20] EPISODES layout adapted from: x + x
#starting this off with my beloved because I did not put her in my top 10 eps for the event...which was purely a mood based decision tbh#I STILL LOVE HER THE MOST ACTUALLY!!#when I think about 'and then along the way there are other fathers'.....GOD. instant emotional damage +3000#and that looooong oner down the stairs into the basement to the furnace!! I love television <3#the x files#txf#tv#txf4#txfedit#tvedit#90sedit#thexfilesnet#.gif#*txfmeme#*txfmeme.episodes#also I'm hitting my own head with a frying pan as we speak because I forgot to watermark these AAAAAAAHHH I want to ***!!#*saul queued
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AUUUUUGH NO. JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHIN
#this scene was NAGGING at me for the past 30 minutes and i couldnt figure out why until now#instant psychic damage holy shit#willow whispers#invincible#moral of the story is that hanging out and having fun is the cure to being evil actually😐😑
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by the way geralt of rivia is actually kind and softhearted under everything that he’s built up and cares very deeply for people in ways that he’s not equipped to express because he’s only ever been taught violence. if you even care.
#there’s a line in this story about him and yennefer not knowing how to be gentle with each other.#which i’m not screenshotting and posting on my blog cause i don’t feel the need to have photo evidence of them having sex BUT#i’m going to think about ‘neither quite knew what caring and tenderness were’ forever and ever. shaking you do you understand them#‘the witcher is about a big strong guy running around killing monsters’ it’s actually about cycles of trauma. but go off i guess#witcher reread#i can get behind geralt and yennefer actually but with the understanding that they’re actually like. fascinated with each other.#and care about each other. but SUCK at doing anything untoxic about it cause they’re both extremely traumatized#it’s a grand instant love story but both people are incredibly damaged. that’s what it’s about.#geralt of rivia#the last wish#the witcher
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Marzenie Fun facts time!
So Marze has Moth wings, this is not new information but for reference here’s the image anyway
The fun fact is actually that Marze’s wings are completely useless, they don’t work
This is for two reasons- reason one is that they’re a little too small, insect wings have a lot more size leeway then feathered wings too but even still the ones I gave Marze are several sizes too small to carry him
reason two is the cold, as discussed Marzenie is incredibly cold and that doesn’t pair well with fragile insect wings so prone to cracking- he has to keep them under a cape at all times just to make sure he doesn’t loose them entirely, even if they don’t do anything for him
He’s still adverse to the idea of loosing part of himself
Anyway! By all other merits Marze is a deer-saytr (traditionally a goat I believe but in most cases it’s still used with other hoofed animals) this isn’t super significant to his symbolism I mean, the deer part is but me referring to him as a saytr isn’t- it was just the most convenient way to make him part deer (I was NOT about to learn honest to god deer anatomy for him to a deer-tar)
#omori!marzenie#this isn’t the wildest thing I could say#but I wanted to say it because there’s several sections where Marze falls pretty far#and I feel the need to explain why he wouldn’t be able to hover down with he little moth wings#they would shatter in an instant I fear#oh! and for hypothetical Marzenie gameplay talk#wings would be considered a separate body part#and have the lowest HP#so if Marzenie was a game you’d be almost guaranteed to go half the game without the#which doesn’t sound bad until you take into account limb targeting#and realize that not having wings means your actually useful appendages are more likely to be damaged or severed#teehee!
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