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The Acolyte 1.05 "Night"
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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined
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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast
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rogue one novelization
JYN/CASSIAN (REBELCAPTAIN) quotes:
[warning: very long, spoilery post]
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"What are you?"
THE ACOLYTE – 1.05 "Night"
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The thought of Darth Plagueis splitting his time between oshamir (constantly making eyes at each other like they're two seconds from stripping) and a young Palpatine (teenage angst x100000) is so deeply hilarious to me like I know that guy is questioning all his life choices
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Ah yes, my favorite holiday tradition (identifying Nancy Drew actors in hallmark movies)
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Whenever I see a station wagon that's Florence to me 💔
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guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum
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The trick to inventing weird guys is to take yourself and imagine what you'd do if you were 10% less hinged
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Nace Countdown to Christmas - Day 21
(From this post of prompts)
On AO3
a shared sleeping bag
“Nancy, I can hear you shivering.”
“I’m f-fine,” she replies, her chattering teeth giving her away. “D-don’t want you to think I’m b-bad at camping.”
Ace’s laugh is punctuated by his sleeping bag unzipping, and then she feels the tug of hers unzipping as well. “Get over here,” he chides gently, tugging her into his warmth. It takes a bit of undignified wriggling to get them both zipped inside, and Ace lets out an equally undignified yelp when Nancy’s cold nose finds a home in the hollow of his throat.
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getting ready for life day on hoth (everyone lives au)
Rebels / Andor / Rogue One / OT
Cassian and Hera take command of the kitchen. Cassian has five things cooking simultaneously with no timers. He doesn’t believe in recipes. He measures ingredients with his heart. Hera recruits Ezra to help her because Ezra needs more cooking experience (instant noodles don’t count). She makes at least one dish from everyone’s homeworld.
Sabine is director of decorations. Her theme for this year’s decor is “shining light.” She does some creative electrical engineering to create a festive fire hazard light display. Mon Mothma was concerned about the power usage required for Sabine’s artistic vision, so Sabine came up with a new power rationing plan that made the base 6% more energy efficient. Now the showers are cold but the base is ✨radiant✨
Jyn volunteers to help put up Sabine’s festive lights despite being one of the shortest people on base. Cassian makes K2SO help too.
Kanan is in charge of holiday movie selection. His first few choices were vetoed by members of the Ghost crew: Ezra and Zeb hate cheesy romcoms, Sabine is creeped out by the animated classics, and Hera refuses to acknowledge that a particular action movie can also be a holiday movie. Kanan ends up making everyone watch the Life Day Special.
Chirrut and Baze go shopping. Chirrut buys ugly holiday sweaters for the Rogue One crew. He knows they’re ugly enough if Baze sighs disapprovingly at them.
Melshi is delighted to get his sweater and wears it unironically.
Luke experiences snow for the first time. He’s not happy about it. Han is tired of hearing his complaints, including “I didn’t expect it to be so wet” and “why is it on my eyelashes” and “how was I supposed to know that my tongue would get stuck to the ice.”
C3PO slips on an icy patch and falls over. R2 approaches to provide assistance but loses traction and slides into a wall.
Ezra abandons snow shoveling duty and initiates a snowball fight outside the hangar. Kallus and Zeb team up against him. Luke, Leia, and Han join in, and it becomes a battle between the force users and the non-force users. Ezra and Luke win by causing a small avalanche of snow that Ezra has to shovel later.
Bodhi makes hot cocoa with Jedhan spices acquired by Han.
For Life Day Dinner, the base splits into a few groups:
Kids table - includes Ezra, Sabine, Luke, Wedge, Bodhi, Nemik
Responsible Adults table - includes Kanan, Hera, Ahsoka, Rex*, Cassian, Jyn*, Melshi, Leia, Mon, Vel, Cinta*
Cool Adults table - includes Zeb, Kallus, Baze, Chirrut, Han, Chewie
*started at the responsible adult table but migrated to the cool adult table because they had better alcohol
Vel and Cinta each bake cookies and compete over whose are more popular. Neither of them are very good at baking though.
Leia takes a nap. Han stands guard outside her quarters and doesn’t let anyone disturb her.
Chopper, being the menace that he is, sets off fireworks.
happy holidays :)
#NOT LUKE'S TONGUE STUCK TO THE ICE FKSKSLALAO#this is so cute and funny#rogue one#rebels#star wars#art
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writing tip #3682:
make sure your character is visitedd by., the ghosts
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