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speakercrab666 · 8 months ago

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OH MY GOD SHUT UP U GUYS I AM THINKING ABOUT DVDS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. I LOVE DVDS. DISCS. HOLY SHIT U GUYS. HHHHHHHHHH.

GONNA BUY A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER AND THEN I’M GONNA WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAVE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON DVD BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET DUE TO NO DVD PLAYER.

AND THEN I’M GONNA FIND MY ROBOTS DVD AND I!!!! AM GOING!!!!!! TO WATCH!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE BEST MOVIE POSSIBLY EVER AND I REFUSE TO WATCH IT ONLINE. IT LIVES ON A DVD!!!

I CAN’T FIND MY ROBOTS DVD RN BUT OH BOY WHEN I DO!!!!! I WON’T BE ABLE TO WATCH IT BC I DON’T HAVE A DVD PLAYER YET. BUT ROBOTS!!!!! EXCITED FOR ROBOTS.

#and then i’m gonna watch my Addams Family dvd from my mum #and iRobot #and Chappie #and i’ll go on a hunt to find The Matrix so i can watch it all the time on my PORTABLE DVD PLAYER #“but u can just watch it on the internet”#okay???????????#where’s the fucking joy in that?????????????????#no whimsy?? no nostalgia??#no obsession with the technology of ur childhood that u never got to fully understand before it fell out of use??#that lived such a short life in the grand scheme of the endless development of technology????#this beautiful little blip in the history of technology and i get to use it to watch the best movie of all time. Robots (2002).#had to put this on pause for a sec to document my cat stepson giving me the most zooted look #mouth hangin open and everything #he’s a fucking weird cat #orange obviously #incredibly unhinged at all times #very very cute and sweet just the most good tempered cat you’ll ever meet #so so so fucking stupid #SO stupid #afraid of when u adjust ur legs when sitting on the couch to get more comfy #but not afraid of running into literally any and every solid surface he can #he once ran full tilt at my feet seemingly intending to phase right through them #no brace for impact no attack posture no hesitation at all it was like i wasn’t even there #and he was utterly shocked when i #a big lumbering giant #whacked him with my shin right in his skull so hard. like a soccer ball. just THUNK.#that’s a lie he was actually almost entirely unphased aside from looking at me like it was my fault #jesus christ #i’m gonna be so real with u man i forgot what i was doing #fuck me. no more yapping for tonight.

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hopeswriting · 11 days ago

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reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he

A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)

B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior

C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)

D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up

E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person

also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.

this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.

so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"

just maybe, consider listening to him

#katekyo hitman reborn #khr #khr text post #sawada tsunayoshi #i just thought about this very randomly but it's so funny to me #he did all this in LESS THAN A YEAR #and everytime he just went back to his normal civilian (ish) life like nothing happened until the next mafia bullshit he had to deal with #came along #tsuna's so scary actually #he's so unhinged #of course everyone around him IS also unhiged. gotta keep up and match his freak #imagine you're a mafioso and by the time he becomes vongola decimo proper; knowing FULL WELL /these/ were his first baby steps in the mafia #you STILL have the guts or incredible stupidity to go ''are we really letting a civilian succeed to vongola???? 😒😒😒#well that's good news for me i guess 😏😏😏 what will he even do about it 🙄🙄🙄''#like. okay. fuck around and be the next person he'll burn alive i guess. 🤡#could not fucking be me

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zannolin · 1 month ago

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real talk i actually do put like. an unreasonable amount of effort into my textpost memes behind the scenes so it's actually really rewarding to get to share them thanks for putting up with my antics

#zanna talks #like first off i'm always doing my best to make sure they are not only in character but actually over a frame that makes SENSE in context #(many of my memes are incredibly situationally specific bc of this)#but on top of that i want them all to be consistently formatted so i have to track down the og textpost to get my own screenshot if #the one i have on hand is too low quality/weirdly formatted/in one of the tumblr color palettes other than classic #which adds a lot of extra work. but i want them to be nice and consistent and i want ppl to be able to screenshot the textpost for their #OWN textpost memes and have it look nice bc how i started out was by doing that and it's HARD to find non-crunchy ones sometimes #and THEN i have all the extra work of getting 1080p screenshots (forgive me. some are 720p and you can TELL. my wifi is bad) which #(bc of bad wifi) takes HOURS. and then i have to format them all so they're the same pixel ratio without weird white lines anywhere.#and THEN i have to put the textpost on top and arrange it so it looks nice graphically #and THEN i have to arrange them all in sets in chronological order but without too many from one movie or scene or of one character #(this is bc i am a freak)#so like. by the time u see these things i have put HOURS of work and careful consideration and curation into them #i do not do this lightly im deeply unwell #so yeah um. this has been a Post. explaining my unhinged process.#did i mention ive made over 200 for narnia hahahhahahah anyway #(and yes the fact that the tumnus one i made is on dark mode means i spent A FULL HOUR trying to find the og or a different screenshot #and could not and that KILLS ME.)

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the-busy-ghost · 7 months ago

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There are many reasons my interests are more geared towards mediaeval Scotland than mediaeval England, but at least one of them has to be the fact that I am completely incapable of Being Normal about the Lion in Winter and Shakespeare's second tetralogy.

#Like I simply could not remain unbiased #Not in a 'taking sides' kind of way but more in a 'the real Henry II did not entirely resemble this fictional adaptation'#I refuse to accept it and I don't really want to #I could try very hard to research and write about Henry II sensibly- and I often do when he (or Hotspur later on) impinge on Scottish histo #But fundamentally my image of Henry II is the image of the character from the Lion in Winter #It's horrible to have to admit I'm like one of those unhinged Braveheart or Philippa Gregory people but for twelfth century England #Although with all due respect the Lion in Winter and Henry IV Part 1 are obviously twenty times better than Braveheart #There are other reasons #I kind of feel England has enough people interested in it already #I like to dip in occasionally and it's interesting to read about (and often necessary from a Scottish perspective)#But yeah for many reasons mediaeval England- though fascinating- is not my number one priority #One of the pretty big reasons is though my unfortunate fan behaviour the minute Richard II sits himself down on the ground #To tell sad stories of the death of kings #And you know what that's valid and probably acts as a useful research tool for many people #Just not for me #It's weird though because other than Shakespeare and the Lion in Winter there aren't many period dramas I particularly care for #Not only am I incredibly picky about my historical media when it comes to the Middle Ages (less so for the 20th century)#But I never really understood why people assume when you say 'I like history' you mean 'I like period dramas'#To me these are two separate unrelated activities/hobbies #Not necessarily better than each other just different

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shsl-heck · 2 years ago

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Just hit me how much we really lucked out with the whole leviathan dice rolling thing. Could you imagine how much worse Worm would have been if Taylor died 8 arcs in and we had the remaining 24 with Aegis, a fucking Ward whose power is being the worst flying brick ever?

#Our blessed unhinged pathetic girlboss vs the blasphemous Just Some Guy #we would have traded Aisha Alec Brian Rachel and Lisa #who are some of the most characters of all time #for Kid Win Clockblocker Vista and whoever else #We wouldn't have gotten Gold Morning #or any of the incredible heartwrenching moments with Lisa or Rachel during it #worm is about the tragedy of loving taylor hebert #and you need Taylor Hebert for that #worm #worm wildbow #worm web serial #taylor hebert #wrote these tags at 1 am so sorry if rambly or nonsensical

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midnight-els · 2 years ago

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Margo is everything. Sergei is just Ken.

#lord help me I'm once again deeply invested in a f/m ship with a talented brilliant incredible amazing woman and man who is fine I guess #margo ilysm #yes I made sergei's background red bc russia #I have reached new levels of unhinged since I finished s3 #which of my childhood traumas made doomed by the narrative ships like crack to me? I just want to talk #also I do not care if this meme format is nearly burnt out #I love it and I will continue to use it for the rest of time #you cannot stop me #for all mankind #margo madison #sergei nikulov #margo x sergei #barbie movie

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cosmic-ships · 3 months ago

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your sort of unhinged about C/esar

I'll allow my discord to take this one

#You're right I am and I refuse to apologize!#I love him so much and as the days get closer and closer to seeing him I'm getting INCREDIBLY excited #So yes! I'm going to hollar and scream and be ''unhinged'' as you say because I'm hyped I will finally be able to see him!#I've been excited since day one!#Back when there was only the one trailer. It was a min long and all it was #was my boy realizing he can stop time! <33 #so YEAH MUCH EXCITE! <33333333 #the hands of time; ⏳#annonies;

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prosebushpatch · 1 year ago

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Alright, so, yesterday, I recorded every single POV in each chapter in The Lunar Chronicles like a normal person and that's what this blog post is about. So if you want to want the overview of me going pepe silvia over the fact that one of the love interests has less POV chapters than two side characters, boy have I got a post for you!

#rose and rambles #the lunar chronicles #marissa meyer #my dudes im losing my mind over the lunar chronicles #in the best way possible of course #its just #okay #so it's always been a huge source of inspiration for me but ive only just recently gone back to reread them #and i don't know im analyzing things no one else will probably care about BUT LISTEN #THIS SERIES IS INCREDIBLE #i think the actual blog post comes off less unhinged than i feel about it but boy oh boy #know my mind is nothing but pepe silvia #might do East next because the povs there also captivate me #East and then West? hmmmm yes #anyway happy turkey day!#hope you're all eating well and having a lovely time with family and friends

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akkivee · 2 years ago

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juto and gentaro have been btching at each other with a smile like this for the entire battle AND DICES FACE LMAO

#this is vee speaking #i completely forgot what day it was lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#like i made a mental note the chapter comes out on the 28th but forgot the most important note for me with my ass sense of time:#what’s the date lol (i did not know today was march 27 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)#and i even saw people vaguing about the chapter lmao vee where’s your brain #the chapter was dope kiiko jyo hype train her art FCKS ALL THE TIME #i’m sooooooo happy they’ve been depicting everyone’s speakers combined lately it was a big want for me in my early hypmic days #so much so i sketched mtr’s hoping to eventually pick up 3d modelling and make it myself lol #we had scary samatoki 🥰🥰🥰🥰 slightly unhinged juto 🥰🥰🥰🥰 riodice with no beef 🥰🥰🥰🥰#lol ramuda is visibly dying during this battle it is incredible that fp will win in this context lol #ALSO THE CHAPTER TITLE PAGE???????? STELLA???????? BUT ALSO KINDA BLACK JOURNEY BY NATURE OF IT BEING BLACK AND WHITE PRINT???????#ooooooh wait i’m not done gushing about the speakers art direction the way juto’s were depicted was really cool #as well as samatoki’s from the gate lol he’s so terrifying y’all 💙💙💙#c: juto #c: gencha

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musical-chick-13 · 11 months ago

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Like I am so serious, the entertainment industry makes it SO hard to keep loving creativity and performing because there's so much other fucking bullshit, so to see people who still keep going in the face of that because they want to, because art is that important to them, to see people who beat those odds when the atmosphere is trying so hard to fuck them up is genuinely, unironically inspiring, I AM HAVING A DAY™

#unhinged lady screams about music #like...I don't think I'll ever go back to performing full-time #(I'm not even sure I COULD due to health complications I haven't sufficiently managed yet)#but stuff like this makes me remember how much I DO love singing and it makes me want to do it for myself #and if anyone out there WANTS to create art. in whatever capacity. this is my permission to do it (if that means anything)#it doesn't matter if you '''suck''' or if it's '''embarrassing''' or if you don't think it's '''good''' enough the important thing is that #you do it and that it's for YOU. that's all that really matters!!#WOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT DOING ART IS ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE AND POIGNANT PARTS OF BEING HUMAN

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nightmarecountry · 1 year ago

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DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS. you'll regret it. but also I just went trawling through my blog trying to find a hc I KNOW I wrote once about how he likes getting [REDACTED] in the eyemouths where possible* and I CANNOT find it so instead I have to tell you directly. you're welcome.

#( ooc. )#[ *not generally possible in the Waking. what sane person would put their dick anywhere near that.#let alone be able to FIT without corinth taking INCREDIBLE liberties with the laws of physics. ]#[ in the Dreaming though. all bets are off. ]#[ 'but wilds' i hear you say 'didn't you say he changes his [REDACTED] for [REDACTED] in the waking just fine' ]#[ yes. but i also made it canon at the same time that his eyemouths have limitations and i want him to suffer for it. ]#spicy text for ts #[ i hate it here. ]#[ earlier today i was LONGING for the days of just writing unhinged skullfu.cking instead of eyesocket tonguing.#i am longing for them no longer. ]#body horror tw

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banglatown · 2 years ago

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#in reality - on the relationship front anyway #i’m not ready for a relationship and i don’t think i ever have been #i’m incredibly emotional and immature and so i attract emotionally unavailable ppl … bc i myself am also emotionally unavailable … dude tht #was a tough pill to swallow i’ll tell you tht for free ..#but once i did realise .. a lot of my tendencies started to make sense and i started to be able to identify shit abt myself better and know #what i need and want #like trauma is horrible but like it doesn’t make any of us bad ppl … but we all need to stop ppl who trigger our abandonment or attachment #issues .. DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS #now you can be wondering ‘beebs .. how dyek they’re doing tht xyz’#okay .. do they make you feel anxious? like not just 🦋 but like … ANXIOUS #like do you find yourself become unhinged so if they reply to you #… tht’s it … tht’s literally it #and how you stop them is … literally just remove them off of everything .. bloque bloque bloque #as far as they’re concerned you’re a fucking phantom (one of the few times i’ll excuse ghosting)#DO NOT EVER ACCEPT THT SHIT FROM NO ONE #bc none of our days r over and yk what … i do believe our persons are out there … i do 🪽🪽🪽#but we need to be patient for them #n i do think the universe is on our sides yk #like i think it makes these ppl tht IT KNOWSSS are bad for us hurt us to push them away from us … bc we don’t need them bad vibrations #i leave you w this oscar wilde quote i love:#‘never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary’#you’ve got this i’ve got this we’ve all got this 🧿 love n light #beebs.txt

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septembersghost · 2 years ago

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🎵 🎸🌠💖 don't fly away my beautiful bird 💖🌠🎸🎵

(aka pretend EP is actually in this because i was crying too much to get his face at the end, but look!!! my beloveds)

#i have....so so many things to say but am emotionally overwrought at the moment #so instead i'll share my mom and i were almost in here alone?#an older couple came in just after it started and apparently had somewhere to go and left twenty minutes before it was over...?!#i'm literally sitting in my seat like 😭💔🥺😭💔🥺 and a vibration goes off and they leave #i guess you could say they *could* walk out #so anyway i got to be annoying and clap at the end solo like the unhinged woman that i am #then dance around to the final credits then cry at his voice coming in for the end of if i can dream. truly an experience #and i do not foresee going to a movie again anytime soon since we haven't in so many years #so i was soaking up every bit of it #we had heated recliners i'm so so thankful because my spine didn't even hurt 😊#anyway this movie does NOT feel as long as it is #and it is so beautiful it's just such an incredible piece of filmmaking as a whole #i've loved it more each time i've seen it and the music in the theatre...my entire heart...#austin is so captivating on the big screen but EVERY element is phenomenal on the big screen it's just gorgeous and such a love letter #it makes my heart ache and fills it up all at once...the love of my life and soul being music too it's so embedded in this as its center #i'm just...really grateful it's something i got to see and experience #and i'm really glad he lingered through time and in and out of years of my life and waited around for me 💗#jess.mess #bubble wrap around my heart #elvis

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oscarisaacsspit · 2 years ago

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need him to fill me up and breed me with that fictional seed

i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him

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secondpersonpoetry · 14 days ago

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hi! heard the released “Merry Christmas, Please Don’t Call” (which i’ve seen you’ve heard live, if i’m not mistaken!!) this morning and i don’t know if there’s really a particular vibe/dynamic/ship hrpf-wise (personally haven’t yet been able to put my finger on it) that quite relates but the lyrics have been rotating in my head all day and i was wondering if you had any thoughts? hope you have a good one! <3

OH ANON HAVE I EVER SEEN IT LIVE!!! and the second that song came out i zoomed it straight into my fic playlist and unfortunately there are so many guys this could be. right now the one that's resonating is, of course, the golden boy and his haunted ghost themselves: mcstrome.

i am thinking about connor, specifically, after the stanley cup final. that game seven. how angry he was, how loud the silence when they told him he won the conn smythe. how close he's come before and again and again lost. there's nobody else to blame but himself. he's in the empty room and he knows why (1)

at!! your best!!! you were magic!!! oh, golden boy. connor the anointed, of course. at the very beginning of his career we always knew he was something special and who wouldn't have fallen in love with him? weren't all of us a little bit dylan strome in awe of the generational talent? we were all bathed in radiant light just by being in the vicinity (2)

don't even tell 'em that you know me breaks my heart (3). in terms of building a narrative i think i've said before there is a universe where connor/dylan were together before the draft and to protect both of them, dylan breaks up with him. connor says i love you and dylan says i don't. because he doesn't, you know? he loved connor. he loved davo. he can't be in love with connor mcdavid, first overall pick of the edmonton oilers. i'd rather be hurt forever than have to watch us try to make this work and destroy us.

and after connor mcdavid left the otters, dylan strome captained them to a memorial cup win. what a haunted home, eh? to be captain of the team you and your best friend were on, only now he's left you? don't call me to tell me about your rookie season with the oilers--we both know about your broken collarbone. don't call me to tell about becoming the youngest captain in franchise history when i stepped into the shoes of your captaincy here. don't call me. (4)

narratively: dylan's the one who broke connor's heart and his own but by god it wasn't easy. we both know what happened, you went first overall. please don't make this harder on me. please don't call.

this verse can be about the weight of dylan having to live up to connor's standards and always being measured by him. i would just like to bring up the connor stepping stone chart for absolutely no reason as well (5)

we are, at long last, at the potential future of now: dylan strome, happy, smiling, thriving on the washington capitals. connor, on the oilers. i'm not yours, dylan can say. haven't been for a long time. it took some time but i made this. please don't call and ruin this for me, stay out of my life. i don't want you or need you (6)

[p.s. this took a while because when i received this ask i was a) immediately possessed to write this verse by verse breakdown i had never thought of before and then b) immediately plagued by the idea of making you a little graphic (above the read more) and finally got to do it after banging out all the actual lyric thoughts two (?) weeks ago. emerging two and a half hours later from the fugue state of GIMP with 37 layers in this bad boy hope you enjoy!!!]

#not me being like did i tell y'all about seeing bleachers? and then just proceeded to take it at face value like yeah i probably did #do i remember when or in what context absolutely not. maybe re: popstar jack? also very possible i was just. yapping.#anyway we're gonna put tag footnotes for other potential pairings &dynamics because otherwise this post looks frankly. unhinged. which it i #(1) because i am nothing if not a parody of myself i would like to provide an honorable mention to the death of the goon in this lyric.#when does time stop? when is it just you & your anger? who's the person you've divorced yourself from because you couldn't catch their fist #in case it was not clear this is also incredibly a trade narrative. did we pick that up? this is lovers to enemies. this is we were not goo #for each other and i don't regret that. parise suter fans rise up. the speaker in this case is the minnesota wild org.#(2) there is a note of nostalgia and longing here--when you were magic. i remember when you were a giant to me. i remember the hope #and possibilities. rip to sidney crosby the next one and golden boy of this generation but this is sung like a rookie to the vet they once #idolized. i was sold and maybe i shouldn't have bought it. maybe you tarnished over time. or in a softer light it is a comfort not a #criticism i bought tickets to the show. at your best you really were something and you made me believe i could be magic too. SORRY. dylan.#sorry. he'll come up again later. but every team has a golden boy don't they? do we know the cathal kelly bedard article where he talks abt #eating your prospects alive by building a narrative they can never live up to & promising them every year so that when they can it's a shoc #(3) three line devastation here my god. don't pretend you were kind golden boy! don't you dare tell anyone what you told me because then #they'd know too. the “coming out” narrative of it is discussed but while i don't love this it's the easiest example i have: jamie & trevor #have we heard jamie talk about trevor in a single interview? sometimes after a guy you loved gets traded you don't want the reminder.#it's even worse if he chooses to leave. claude giroux hater-era au arc where we don't talk about him. jt leaving the islanders dead to them #(4) while not a trade the other draft narrative we grew up together to enemies is of course zach and dylan. zach roaming around ann arbor #please also apply to subsequent usntdp team 100/101/102 narratives. alex turcotte i'm sorry they never speak your name you will hurt foreve #(5) to counter the rookie to the vet narrative of the golden boy this is fairly explicitly To Me a vet about his rookie who's supposed to b #the promised one the one who'll save them all. dallas is coming to mind here but not for any real reason. nail yakupov are you there.#taylor hall curse of the 1OA. pretty common also for guys to take in a kid when you're barely 26 yourself & haven't got ur shit figured out #so. dealing with a neurotic driven kid? yeah this is somebody who had a golden boy &fell out of favor. got traded. ty smith j'accuse style #(6) or in another story please don't call because i'll come right back #goodnight chicago the playoff handshake line. please don't call me. please don't call me.#HELLO BESTIE!!!! i think this is a wonderful song for Fic Purposes and could be applied well to SO many different narratives. i picked a #specific example but do feel the dynamic is very much what the song says: toxic ex and/or family/friend you don't need in your life. trades #seguin leaving boston etc etc. there IS an answer eluding me besides mcstrome though. not toxic enough. tk pat trade? OH TK PAT. or older #trade deadline tragedy

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ihavemanyhusbands · 3 months ago

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Just saw Megalopolis and I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!

Also okayyy adam driver in that roman haircut did it for me…. HES SO HOT

#also holy fuck that one scene between him and aubrey plaza………..#AND HER SCENE WITH SHIA (no i dont like shia but he was appropriately casted)#totally unhinged in the best way #a visual feast! salacious and incredibly campy #sosososos funny so many times ugh #great cast all around #LOVE LOVE LOVE

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