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Hamilton AMVs on the flatscreen TV against my will

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There is a fire in my heart that no one can see‼️

This is the Third time I’ve lived through the brutality of hunger its harshness, its silence.

I walk through the streets of the city and find nothing to feed my children.

🩸The first time was last year, when I documented my situation holding onto a piece of bread after over a month of deprivation.

🩸The second time was 6 months ago when I brought some flour for my family and I was very tired because it was a very long walk.

🩸Now, I’m reliving that same pain.

The helplessness before my children, the heartbreak, it feels like I’m failing as a father. This is the very definition of powerlessness. I am of no use to them.💔💔

*Do you feel the weight of this hunger in my heart?

*Can you hear the cries of my children’s empty stomachs?

*Is anyone out there listening?

*Can anyone help us or Or convey the voice of this hunger to those who can help us?

Please donate, we are in dire need of your humanity. I hope you will not leave us to die in this harsh hunger. We want to feel that there is someone we can rely on to lighten this burden a little.

My campaign is verified on Gazavetters under # (88).

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why i almost feel… but no, how can it be? my sleepytime tea, it appears to be…

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got that dawg in me. and by in me i mean in my heart and by that dawg i mean Laika.

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crash out of the day: WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING "OH GREAT HEAVENS!!!!" IT IS "OH GOOD HEAVENS!!!!" IT IS OH GOOD HEAVENS!!!!!!! NOBODY HAS EVER SAID OH GREAT HEAVENS!!!!!!

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i'm watching Legend of the Guardians rn why Kludd kinda look like he plays guitar for My Chemical Romance in 2005

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FIXED THE SINK MOTHERFUCKERS CALL ME THE APPLIANCE REPAIR MAN THE WAY I BE REPAIRING APPLIANCES‼️‼️‼️

what if i do artfight. what then huh. i may forget but i just got back on my meds today (YYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY) and spent eleven hours fixing the washing machine (and breaking the sink) so i think i could do a backflip if i tried rn. unfortunately a backflip is one fleeting act and artfight is an series of activities performed over time but i can delusions of grandeur my way into doing that i think

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what if i do artfight. what then huh. i may forget but i just got back on my meds today (YYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY) and spent eleven hours fixing the washing machine (and breaking the sink) so i think i could do a backflip if i tried rn. unfortunately a backflip is one fleeting act and artfight is an series of activities performed over time but i can delusions of grandeur my way into doing that i think

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there's a current road safety campaign going on in WA (or everywhere idk i just know they're in WA) called 'not worth the beeping risk' and i can't find any pics of the billboards but here's some posters

and the billboard i'm thinking of that's on my drive to the city i'm pretty sure says "don't be BEEPING stupid" or "you gotta be BEEPING joking" or some shit. i love it it's funny as fuck plus road safety hell yeah

So the Premier of Victoria (an Australian state) posted this on twitter yesterday

Someone shared it on Reddit asking if that was appropriate language for an Australian politician to be using and the entire thread is just Australians saying "only a dickhead would think this is a problem".

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just finished watching kpop demon hunters!! i sure hope this doesn't reawaken anything in me :D

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just so u know he died literally seconds after i posted this. didn't know that happened. devastated. rip eddie munson u were the prettiest metalhead my tv had ever seen.

i know we've done this already i know. i know. but eddie munson is so hot.

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reposting this bc i still haven't done it and it's still important. i'll get there one day

posting this so i don’t forget to draw tboy swag glow up Miku binder Thomas Jefferson later. it’s important.

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i am someone you can come to in a crisis. for example, today i've had one roommate come into my room to ask me "hey, so. hypothetically. if you were [REDACTED] and i was coming over to your house tonight to fuck you- (gestures to outfit) -would you fuck me?" to which i gave a double thumbs up and said "yes, if i were [REDACTED] and you were coming over to my house tonight to fuck me, i would fuck you." and the other roommate come in a few hours later to tell me "i've just seen the most horrible maggot-related thing ever and i have to tell someone but i can't tell the other roommate bc it's their worst nightmare so it's all you buddy- (describes it in detail) -can i show you?" to which i responded "no." so glad to be trusted by my friends <3

also i feel like some sort of oracle or spiritual advisor, sitting on my throne (bed) in my robes (dan and phil hoodie) eating luxurious snacks ($2.20 off-brand cheese doritos) with my familiars (two stupid cats who've been sleeping on my bed for like four hours straight) and i embrace my new role in the house.

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i know we've done this already i know. i know. but eddie munson is so hot.

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my cat is currently Night Hangry. it's where he gets a little peckish at night time and thinks he can get me out of bed at 2:30am about it. he cannot

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today i tried to convey that i'd gone far too long without shaving my face, specifically that it was long past the point of peach fuzz, it was just weird scraggly too long to be stubble but too short to be a beard hair and it was bothering me, and with peaches on the brain i said "i'm mouldy :(" and i'd just like to gift that to the rest of the facial hair havers on here u seem like you'd like that

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bro they only put one plague's worth of tissues in this box. i've only had one plague and my tissues are almost all gone. i'm not even done with my plague yet. i'll have to buy more tissues which then i won't use till the next bloody plague. thought i was hallucinating a cat just then but he's real, just weird.